Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

When Wenmin came over with the heat preservation bucket, Yu Xia was cashing out. She happened to see the middle-aged woman carrying several tens of thousands of cards from her wallet and took out three red notes and handed them to Yu Xia, and Yu Xia also looked for them. Paid her ten dollars.

The other party put the money into the wallet, stuffed it back into the bag, picked up the pure white short-haired fat cat next to him, and was ready to leave. The cat was like the second uncle, lying lazily in her arms, and before leaving. She meowed to Yu Xia in the cash register.

Even if Wen Min has never kept a pet, hearing this voice is very coquettish.

Wen Min watched the middle-aged woman walk out of the store, and then Wen Min went to the cashier counter. She put the heat preservation bucket on the counter top, and while twisting the lid, she said, "I had leftover tomato ribs stewed last night, so I filled a bowl and fried it. I made some shredded pork and fried a little cabbage, are you hungry? Come and eat some."

It was twelve o'clock now, and the rare business came to the door at noon. Yu Xia nodded and took out the chopsticks from the portable cutlery box. Wen Min wiped the bottom of the interlayer for the rice and the vegetables, and put them on the counter. Watch her move chopsticks.

Yu Xia took a sip of soup first, then remembered and asked, "Mom, have you eaten yet?"

"After eating, I thought I'd bring you some food. It'll be ready after eleven o'clock."

Seeing Wenmin standing next to her, Yu Xia stopped her chopsticks and brought her a sofa stool: "What are you doing standing, sit down, mom. You don't have to rush in so much in the future, it's okay to deliver it later."

"The three of us are the only ones making money. Mom is idle at home now. It's really unreasonable that you can't do this well."

Seeing that Yu Xia was about to retort, Wen Min also said: "Your dad was talking last night, saying that he would eat earlier in the future, so don't delay it for you. I'll bring you food just after you finish eating, and your dad is at home. Watch the news quietly."

Yu Xia smiled and said no more.

Wenmin remembered the guest just now, and it cost her almost three hundred to ask her what to do for the cat. Yu Xia raised her finger to point to the price list sticking to the wall, Wen Min hadn't noticed it earlier, but when she took a closer look, she was shocked.

"Can guests come to the door for such a fee?"

"Didn't you see it with your own eyes? Several guests came this morning, and business is better today than yesterday."

Wen Min really did not expect that earning money could be so easy, which was much faster than opening a supermarket. Seeing that her daughter was only twenty-four and so capable, she was very proud, and said that fortunately Yu Xia had an opinion and didn't let her stop her. It would be a bad thing if she didn't know anything, and if it was really bad, she wouldn't face her daughter.

"My dad and I have become obsolete products, and we can't keep up with the times!"

Yu Xia had just drank half a bowl of soup and was about to officially start eating, when she heard this ridicule, she also slipped out: "Mom, you have to stabilize, this is the beginning, business will be better in the future, don't give turnover. frightened."

Wen Min couldn't imagine how better the business could be.

Even though there are a lot of pets in the city, there are not many who can afford this kind of service. She didn't pour cold water on her daughter, and encouraged Yu Xia to keep working hard, saying that she couldn't get out of the house now, so she would concentrate on logistics and keep things going. Life is arranged, help Lao Yu to cheer up as soon as possible.

"Previously, your father was very self-blaming, thinking that you are only twenty-three or four and we will drag you down. Other girls at your age don't eat, drink, watch movies, and go out to play during holidays... Our family stumbles on you and makes trouble with objects. We broke up. Mom thinks who can go well in a lifetime? Our family has been unlucky in the past two years, and he rushed to break up with you. My daughter is so good, he will regret it in the future. "

"Okay, Mom, we've broken up for more than a year, let's not talk about this person, it's a disappointment for him. There are many men with two legs who have three legs on the left and right."

Yu Xia said and ate a mouthful of shredded pork. The shredded pork was stir-fried with vegetable peppers. Tasting this dish reminded Yu Xia of Qiao Yue. The first time they went to the vegetable market to buy this, she picked one up, Qiao Yue. The more you dial down, the more upright you are doing little things there, even if it's been so long, I still think it's very cute when I think about it.

It takes twenty days to come here, and it is strange that there is no news from Qiao Yue. While filling his stomach, Yu Xia put a question mark in his heart, wondering if he would have a rough life this time? Or do you have no communication equipment at hand? Or inconvenient to contact for other reasons?

Yu Xia was going to go back and search after work, trying to search Qiao Yue's name to see if he could find anything. If he maintains a good family background in the previous worlds, he should just turn a few pages of the relevant content from the search.

Although he didn't wait for Qiao Yue's active contact, Yu Xia wasn't particularly worried at the moment, that is, he had some doubts.

She soon ran out of time to think about it. After lunch, it didn't take long for Love Pet Paradise to welcome new guests. The second half of the day was more exciting than the first, because her store welcomed two Internet celebrities at the same time. Dogs can be said to be walking emojis.

The first is the husky who gnawed on the network cable. It was the second time. The surname of the Husky's owner is Xiang, and his name is Xiang Chao. Gouzi took his surname and named him forward. When Yu Xia heard these two names for the first time, she felt that this was a family with dreams, and their dreams were money other than banknotes.

This way, the husky dragged the owner and rushed forward. When it reached the door of the store, it directly pushed the glass door with its fluffy body, and the dog's face was squeezed and deformed on the glass.

Before Yu Xia greeted the dog, the owner of the dog came in slowly, and the moment he entered the store, he was in a lot of trouble. Said that he finally made it to the promotion round, just because the idiot knelt down, he was going to temporarily leave the dog in the store, get a new network cable, go back and get diamonds before picking up the dog.

Yu Xia glanced at the husky who was flirting with joy, and asked him if he couldn't hit it?

Xiang Chao is desperate.

He glanced at the silly dog ​​who was gallantly gracious to the young lady, and couldn't help but want to wipe away his tears, thinking that this silly dog ​​just wanted him to swoosh for gold in the opposite direction. It can't wait to live in the store during the day and go home with the young lady at night, completely forgetting the **** shovel officer who has worked so hard to pull it up! Is it easy to raise a husky? what! Is it easy? ! This stupid dog has no conscience!

The husky seemed to sense something, and it looked up at the **** shovel officer with a disgusting expression.

- Don't you think you're too bright?

- go go go! you can go now!

The above is what Xiang Chao read from the silly dog's face. He was so angry that he was speechless! "In short, the dog will be stored on your side first, and you can greet it whatever you want. I'll pick it up when I'm done, and I'll go first, young lady!"

Yu Xia watched the shit-shoveling officer who had been devastated by the dog leave. His back did not need to be matched with fallen leaves, he was already full of desolation.

As for the dog that remained, it tilted its head and looked beating.

Seeing that the storage fee was not cheap, Yu Xia gave him a pot of chicken soup for free. She still sat on the single-seat sofa, hugging the clean dog, and told him to be a dog while grooming him. the truth.

The husky enjoys the whole process, and the expression on the dog's face should not be too rippling, which is very different from being at home.

At home, it specifically fights against the **** shoveling officer. If it doesn't listen, it will make trouble!

Now the whole process is correct, you are gentle, you are beautiful, you are the little star in the sky, the little baby in my heart is a little fairy! You are right about everything!

You said to be a dog with culture, culture and pursuit! The dog of the new era is to have five lectures, four beauties and three loves! Well said, deeper than the **** shoveling officer who is addicted to online games and only knows how to grow up! In front of you, I am a dog with quality, realm and style! As for going home... You have to save some face for the **** shoveling officer. Being a dog can't be better than being a human being!

Huskies are so happy that they are soaring. This is life.

However, the good days when it is alone only lasts until another Internet celebrity dog ​​comes over. At about two or three o'clock, there is a yellow-brown short-legged Chai Chai being led by the owner across the street. When it turns its head, it sees another dog. The small pet shop on the side, the action is frozen, it stares across the street with longing, unable to move its legs and walk.

The owner of the Shiba Inu is a very young lady. The lady has been away on business these days and entrusted the dog to her boyfriend who has been with him for two years.

The little brother dressed in casual clothes and wearing a baseball cap led the dog out to buy something. On this trip, his girlfriend's short legs changed her mind. She fell in love with the beautiful clerk of this pet shop on Huayuan Road at first sight and stared at him. After a while, I was about to rush across the street, but the baseball cap guy was startled, and he quickly grabbed the suddenly excited dog and took it across the zebra crossing.

At this time, the baseball cap boy didn't know that the target of the short-legged chai was the pet shop, until he stood at the door of the pet shop, until his girlfriend's little Shiba Inu squeezed the glass door with his fat ass.

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Following yesterday's forum post, just one day later, another video became popular on Weibo. It can be seen that the video was shot by a passerby with a mobile phone, and the picture is a little shaken, but fortunately the picture quality is very clear. The title of the video is: "Two emojis met on the street, fighting for half an hour just to compete for the position of the first brother in the emoji world, remember a tragic battle for the C position! 》

This title is so long that I'm dying to see it, and the longer one is attached with that video, which is a full thirty-eight minutes. The yellow-brown Shiba Inu and the black-haired Husky were quarreling on the street with real emotion. The two little brothers who took the dog out were desperate, they couldn't hold it! Drag, drag! The two of them barked past, barked and barked, and they went back and forth, some advancing, retreating, attacking and defending... They looked exactly the same as the two aunties with their waists on their shoulders, and the expressions on their faces were even better than those of the aunts. Much richer, disgusting, contempt, hatred, and various expressions have gone over and over again.

Huskies are bigger, and they firmly occupy the height advantage. Shiba Inu doesn't admit it.

The dog owner was in a hurry at first. Seeing that they were barking for a long time without doing anything else, they squatted side by side with the dog leash.

In the video, the dog owner is more sad than the other, squatting and pouring bitterness at the other party, and the sadness overflows the screen. However, the dog didn't even look at the **** shoveling officer at all, they barked again for the second half, and at thirty-five minutes it was announced that the negotiation had broken down. Shiba Inu jumps up and bites it.

The **** shoveling officer was chatting hotly, and the two of them met each other late and cherished each other, just after they finished telling their stories and prepared to leave their contact information, they would make an appointment to have a hack together...

The dog is fighting!

The scene was chaotic for a time, and the two eldest brothers struggled to pull the dog away. The husky was full of anger, and it lay on the ground and did not leave. As for the short brown-legged Chai Chai, he turned his back and felt wronged.

In the end, it was the Husky's owner, Comrade Xiang Chao, who suffered, because the little Shiba Inu was carried back by the little brother in the peaked cap, and it was small and light to hold. And this stupid dog who pretended to be dead and refused to move the nest was made to carry Xiang Chao back on his back. That's right, it's the way to carry his girlfriend in idol dramas... The stupid dog is not honest when he is lying on his back. Aww, accuse the **** shovel officer that he should not demolish the platform! It wasn't that he dragged his rival to death! Whoever steals the little fairy must die! ! !

From the beginning to the end of the video, there are two dogs barking. Netizens watched it with enthusiasm, and they even swiped it again and again. The retweets and messages exploded. The two dogs just quarreled and sent themselves. Hot search, even news websites are competing to share, and even the **** shoveling officer has become popular!

Xiang Chao took a lot of effort to carry the husky back home. He didn't care about anything when he went back, and rested on the sofa for a while before he recovered.

After recovering, he opened the refrigerator to get a bottle of soda, and turned on the notebook while drinking. Now that the diamond is on, and the dog is back, he is going to update his spit post and continue to serialize the tragic story of the husky killing its owner. . Xiang Chao has already thought about it, and he has to tell the majority of netizens that if he is unfortunate enough to have a heart attack, he will call the police and catch this stupid dog.

When he turned on the computer and found his favorite post, he was greeted with even greater despair. The high-rise building has more than 100 floors. The reason is that someone took a screenshot from the emoji tearing video, and compared the photo of the dog gnawing on the network cable that Xiang Chao had previously posted, and asked others to help identify it. This is a dog no?

Look at the size, hair color, hair color distribution, including the collar on the neck, all of which are the same, and the temperament of this cheap man who does not pay for his life...

Netizens replied that huskies have this kind of temperament, and at the same time, they competed to become famous detectives, and they could not wait to use a magnifying glass to compare.

The identification results show that nine out of ten these are the same dog, so the owner of the husky who is holding the dog leash and squatting on the side of the road in despair is the owner?

【Light up the wax for the host! 】

[For this kind of dog, I can only say my condolences...]

[Want to ask the landlord what it feels like to carry 100 catties of dog meat home? 】

[Hahaha, don't do this, what if you just hit your face? 】

【Where is the owner! The owner comes out! Landlord, don't pretend to be dead, I know you're writing posts! Let's say it's you and your dog? What is it arguing with Chai Chai? 】

The landlord wanted to persuade him to go down, but one of them didn't respond and replied: [You can't guess after climbing the building for two days? This is the battle between the clerk and the lady! ! ! I kept the silly dog ​​in the pet store, changed the network cable, and worked hard to get diamonds when I got home. After I got up, I hurried to the pet store to pick it up. The dog was normal when it was in the store, and I fell in love with the Shiba Inu next door. , one was lying on the left leg of the young lady, and the other was lying on the right leg of the young lady. As a result, as soon as they left the store, they were torn apart after a few steps. I see people quarreling a lot. It was the first time I saw a dog quarrel in my life. Damn it, I almost scared me to death! 】

After this paragraph was sent out, he remembered, no! Quick question, where did this rip-off photo come from? what happened?

Except for the inhumane hahaha, I just let him read Weibo.

Xiang Chao posted on Weibo, which he hadn't used for a long time, and found that Aite had blown up his private chat and his circle of friends. He could have seen the video, and at the same time, he saw himself squatting with the peaked cap brothers in the video...

If I had known that I could be popular on the Internet today, I should have a haircut before going out.

On the other side, the cap brothers are also being bombarded with videos from their girlfriends. The real owner of the short-legged Shiba Inu - the little sister who was on a business trip out of town - was buried in a message from friends as soon as she returned to the hotel after her business.

At first, she was stunned, but soon, through her friends from all walks of life, she understood the cause and effect. I found the video along the link I shared, and I was so desperate after watching it. Her chai chai! Her high-end, noble-looking Chai Chai only entrusted her boyfriend to her boyfriend for a day or two, and then she became a wild child who would fight with dogs in the street... Miss Sister only hates that she is not at home, otherwise she will definitely put her boyfriend on the head The dog basin is a good reflection.

Are you sure you will take good care of it?

Just **** look at it like this?

The young lady sent a video request to go there, and they picked it up quickly. At first, the little brother in the peaked cap pretended to be stupid and asked his girlfriend how she was out of town, whether it was hot or cold, and her taste was not used to it.

The young lady narrowed her eyes and asked him what he did today? What about Inujiro?

"What did I tell you before I left? You just sit there and watch it bark at the husky? You didn't do anything?"

The little brother in the peaked cap felt aggrieved.

It's right that he squatted there, he squatted with his back, he couldn't bear to watch...

"Why didn't you just bring it back? How did you take care of it?"

Speaking of this, I am even more aggrieved. How do you take care of it?

Just today, I spent a few hundred dollars to send it to the pet store to enjoy it! This care is not enough? The little brother in the peaked cap almost couldn't hold back the bitterness. At the critical moment, he remembered the dog's legs of the short-legged Chai in the pet store. He thought that the situation might be worse after he said it. .

At the other end of the video, the girlfriend is still talking, she is like a bitter scene.

You know how I feel when I see my boyfriend and my dog ​​on a news site? I was amazed! You can be patient! I have raised Inujiro for so long and it has never been popular, and it is also on the hot search in your hands! ! ! Well now, the whole network is arguing about who is the emoji world. Both sides have united many supporters, tearing the world upside down, and exploding each other's camp's dogs.

In just one night, this topic has radiated all over the Internet, and the two dogs successfully sent themselves to the hot search, which became popular, completely popular.

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That night, Yu Xia also turned on the computer. She wanted to search the name of Qiao Yue to see if she could find any useful information. In the end, before I had time to get down to business, I saw the popular video pushed by the homepage and looked at the frozen dog face, which felt familiar.

She clicked it casually, and wanted to see the details, the video was played, and she could clearly see the full-length portraits of the two dogs in the mirror, and then look at the dog owner holding the rope...

That's right, these are the two guests she received in the afternoon. They were still in love with each other in the store, so why did they quarrel when they went out?

The impact was too strong, she forgot about the business, and watched the video for almost 40 minutes in a trance. After watching it, she couldn't help but doubt her life.

She has seen too many episodes where cats and dogs are jealous. Every time they mediate, both parties can fall in love with each other, just like the two cats in Beijing Medical University. Yu Xia always felt that her mediation was successful, and now it seems that she has facilitated countless pairs of plastic brothers, who loved each other in front of each other, and were torn apart from behind...

These cats and dogs are all fine!

Thanks to this torment, Yu Xia opened the door to the new world, and her past knowledge collapsed. But it doesn't matter, it's all trivial things. Look at the popularity of the video. If nothing else, your pet store will become popular.

It may not be directly popular on the Internet, but more people will definitely come here, thinking of this, Yu Xia couldn't help but laugh out a dimple.

When she was about to play it again, a message came. It was the former owner who rented the store to her. He went back to his hometown these days. How is the business?

[My mother said that she asked the master to do the math. Yesterday's auspicious day, the opening was opened yesterday. 】

The buddy came back with a smile and said that the zodiac and auspicious days could not save the pet stores that opened in the rural areas of the eighteenth line. There are many cats and dogs in this city, but few are willing to lose their money.

Yu Xia felt that what he said was wrong.

[I think the pet owners in our city are very rich. I made more than 800 yesterday and more today~]

There is a row of ellipses at the other end.

You, say, what?

How is this possible? Is this impossible? The former shop owner asked Yu Xia what services Yu Xia provided, and Yu Xia said it was those, such as bathing, playing with pets, foster care, etc.

[Then why do I have no business, and you will make a lot of money when you take it? I am not convinced! 】

The buddy patted his chest a few times before he managed to recover, and complained about why he had to tell him such heart-wrenching news?

Yu Xia: [To be reasonable, you asked. 】

[...Sister, can't you coax me? You lie to me! You also complain a few words, don't say it so lightly and cheerfully, it's heartbreaking! 】

Yu Xia was a good girl, always been, thinking that the former owner was also a kind person who rented out the store cheaply, she humbly accepted the other party's opinion, and corrected her attitude in time to satisfy the other party's wish.

She complained.

She complained that the customers who come every day are constantly on the line, and she can't be busy alone, and it's not easy to earn eight hundred yuan. It's tiring!