Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Xiang Chao's spit post is still being updated. Last weekend, because the pet store was closed, netizens in the water post were fortunate to see the husky's crazy appearance, the dead figure and the messy home. , have left messages to thank Xiang Chao for leading the demonstration, wishing him a long life under the dog's sparring. Huskies are really just cute gods that exist on the Internet. Raising yourself can drive you crazy.

As the landlord, Xiang Chao said that he is ready to regain the dignity of a **** shovel officer! To teach stupid dogs a hard lesson! Let it know that you can't move someone else's wife!

Enthusiastic netizens persuaded him again.

Wake up! Stop it! Get rid of this horrible thought!

You will regret this!

Originally thought that at most for half a day, the landlord who does not believe in evil should come back crying and share the latest tragedy caused by the dog. The little friends who make water posts every day are familiar with each other and sell each other melon seeds and peanut mineral water, and more , Some people actually went to the supermarket to buy snacks and waited for Xiang Chao to tell a story to appetize.

It's not like there is a saying that life is not only about the mischief in front of you, but also the mischief in the distance... Look down at yourself, life is like the scene of a car accident, but it doesn't matter, this post can give you comfort, look at the appalling landlord, look Seeing the landlord whose wife has been crippled for five years, what reason do you have to be depressed?

In the past, Xiang Chao always felt that he had a disease that would sink in seconds as soon as he posted. Whether it was daily pretending, asking for game friends or technical analysis, there was basically no possibility of turning pages in his posts. Until that day, he edited a paragraph at will, and made a rant without any hope, which became popular inexplicably.

Looking at the whole page hahaha, as well as the waxing and blessings interspersed in it, as well as the reply of praising the dog every day that it is so good that it will continue to work hard to kill the **** shoveling officer... Xiang Chao hurts and is happy.

The battle for dignity of the **** shoveling officer ended in failure again. This time Xiang Chao held it back. He didn't post a rant immediately, but went to the pet store the next day to ask Yu Xia for help, and then went home to continue the update.

[Finally won the silly dog ​​once, now I am its father, I am the boss of the family, and the dog son is massaging my back! (*▽*)】

The melon eaters threw away the melons and threw them two words: Do not believe!

[After sending five wives away, I didn't make huskies into dog meat hot pot, what else can I expect? This transaction is enough to explain the level of the food chain. The dog is on the top and you are on the bottom. What are you dreaming about when you haven't woken up during the day? 】

[Forget it, let the landlord have his sweet dreams, people still have to think about it when they are alive. 】

[Being a kind person from today onwards, then I will not dismantle the landlord. 】

Xiang Chao looked at the cute-looking dog lying on his lap, took two pictures with his mobile phone, and sent it to prove that he has indeed regained his dignity! The melon-eating crowd almost believed it, and at a critical moment, an insider who did good deeds and did not name his name appeared and demolished the landlord's platform. It is said that the landlord delusionally closed the dog in confinement yesterday, but it caused a new tragedy, and went to the pet store on his knees to ask the young lady to rescue him.

Also, there is a reason why the husky is rarely cute in the photo... The little sister and the dog made an agreement, as long as the landlord personally admits that he is well-behaved at home all day and that he is not in trouble, he will give him a loving kiss next time. Dear.

So far, I haven't seen the real face of Miss Sister, but the majority of netizens have made up a gentle and beautiful goddess image in their minds, which can make Huskies calm down and do nothing, and the charm is a bit amazing.

There are also small partners who poured soda and said casually: Huskies' aesthetics are probably different from people's, right? Please don't expect too much...

The post seems to be stuck, there is no movement for a while, and then refreshed is a long list of "reasonable".

[Only I am curious about how the lady in the pet store communicates with cats and dogs? I'm afraid it's not a puppy who has cultivated a human form, right? 】

【What about the owner? After being dismantled by Huo Lei Feng, you posted in shame and anger? 】

Xiang Chao: ...

There was no post, not only without him, but also at the risk of being ridiculed by ruthless netizens to correct the name of the young lady! It is said that the lady who opened the pet store on Huayuan Road is super beautiful! Very gentle! The voice is so **** good! Su burst out laughing! In the building, he frantically called for the beast who had just demolished his platform and asked him to come out and say a few words of justice!

That person did come out, which means that you don’t believe a single word of the owner’s boasting about him, and it’s okay if you exaggerate the part of the young lady. The elder sister is sweet and patient, has a big chest and a small waist, and it is difficult to push down. I heard that many brothers have changed their ways to show their love.

One after another, some people really stood up and said that the pet store on Huayuan Road had already exploded the circle of friends.

There are also people who have just been there who said that they were single for 26 years and fell in love today! The way the little sister grooms the cat a hundred times is not boring. When I watch it, I can't help but imagine how she will look like with a baby after marrying her. She must be a virtuous good wife, a good wife and a good mother.

The friends in N City are screaming together. I have already been to the eight streets of Kuangchuan, and the expectation that I have not yet been there has reached its peak. Another brother glanced at his little cutie, and asked a little hesitantly: [Only for Lumao Lu dog? What about others? 】

[Yesterday, I saw a rabbit chirping, which also fell under the skirt of the young lady and was not spared. 】

[I have seen chinchillas and chipmunks! 】

[When the pet store closed yesterday afternoon, an uncle passed by the garden carrying a bird cage. The bird in the cage was so pitch-black that I couldn’t recognize the species. The beauties who met half a street, embarrassed the old man...]

Can you be embarrassed?

The retired old man in his 60s usually just yo-yo plays with a healthy ball, or kills two games of chess. He lives a comfortable and leisurely life. He doesn't teach him anything about raising a bird. He usually teaches him how to say Gongxi Facai, etc., but it turned out to be just after eating supper and carrying it out for a spin, and wanting to go to People's Park to see if there is any chess game today, the bird called out loudly, and the look in his eyes was wrong.

Even if they don't say it, they can't think about who raises which bird?

Speaking of this, some people saw it in the circle of friends and shared the video in the post.

[Hahahaha, I feel sorry for the old man first, who told me young lady? If I want to worship the boss, who can tell me what the goddess of cats and dogs looks like? 】

[It seems that only the distant back was photographed. At the beginning, there was a man with nine-point jeans who looked old and had long legs. 】

[Can't see the face, but it feels very gentle! 】

【The temperament is very good! 】

Yu Xia hasn't made a face-to-face appearance yet, so she's already very popular. The pet family in this city knows that there is a big-shot-level figure in the circle, and she is also a particularly attractive beauty. Not only her skin is beautiful, but her self-cultivation and connotation are more attractive. Not only can I calm down the grumpy cats and dogs, and I feel at peace when I go to her store to sit down and chat casually, but also because of loneliness, those who choose to keep a pet to accompany them are not only pets, but they are also here in Yu Xia. Getting a lot of attention makes me feel more comfortable.

When I encounter unpleasant things, I bring my pets to her shop to sit, and I love to talk to her when I suffer a loss or a grievance. I feel that after talking with her, I can put it down and stop worrying about it.

Recently, there was a child who was mildly depressed because of the divorce of his parents. At the age of six, he was very worried about him when he realized that the child was not a mother, and felt sorry for him. He took him to the hospital and made an appointment with a psychiatrist. , a little useful, the effect is very limited.

The kid's home is just across the street, and he can see the small pet shop across from the curtains. Because Yu Xia was open at 8:30, and closed after 6:00 pm when the last customer was sent off, the child never noticed that the pet shop had changed owners until a recent weekend. He inadvertently saw Yu Xia sitting by the window basking in the sun, and stared at it for a long time until a customer entered the store... This child hasn't talked to his mother for a long time, and he was very quiet when he got home. He didn't say anything about the school, and he didn't make any requests until the past two days when he said he wanted to raise a dog at home.

The son had never thought of having a pet before. His mother was surprised and asked him why?

He didn't say anything, and he didn't mention the pet thing. When the mother took it to heart, he went back to consult the doctor. The doctor said that there should be some opportunity to affect him. This is a good change.

The child's mother quietly observed for a while, and found that he went home early every day after school, and stood by the window on weekends, staring across the street without blinking.

I didn't know what he was looking at at first, but when my son went to school, his mother stood in the same position and looked at the same angle, and it suddenly dawned on me.

It turned out to be the thriving pet store opposite!

Because she lived close by, she had heard the story of this store, saying that business was very deserted in the past, and it cost a day to open the door. Take it, take it over and do the work, and now it can be said that the wealth and resources are coming in like clouds.

Is the son envious when he sees other people's pets? want to?

It was troublesome to keep a dog at home, but since the doctor said it would help improve his condition, the mother picked him a puppy with a mild temper. This is indeed a good start. The son takes special care of his pet, and only after it has grown up did he pluck up the courage to take it to the opposite pet shop.

This happened later, and now the child just proposed to his mother that he wanted to have a dog, and her mother was still wondering.

The reputation of Pet Paradise in N City was already very loud. Yu Xia was like a living sign in the circle. All pet owners wanted to see her ability with their own eyes.

The pet babies are purely happy. The **** shoveling officers are sore and happy. As for the colleagues whose business was robbed... At first, they didn't know why, but after finding the source, they felt puzzled. After they thoroughly understood the situation, they were very desperate.

Someone went home and settled the accounts to see if the business could continue.

There were also people who hated Yu Xia to death, had a unilateral grudge against her, and thought of some damage to deal with him. It's like getting a sick cat and a mad dog and finding someone to bring it to her store to see what she can do? Another example is that after enjoying the service, the boss makes a lot of noise and says that it is not worth the price. The boss is crazy about money.

This is not the first time Yu Xia has experienced this kind of thing. She has suffered from it a long time ago. When encountering a sick pet, she will directly advise you to go out to the veterinary hospital, and that kind of simple is fierce and bad-tempered. It doesn't matter, she can handle it completely.

In the past two days, some pioneers have tried to do things. She called all the services and kept Yu Xia busy for a long time, and then made a lot of noise and refused to give money. It was not worth it.

Because there was too much movement, there were a lot of people around the door of the store to watch the fun, and there were nurses who were recruited by the other party to stir up emotions. She thought that Yu Xia would argue with them, but she didn't. She pointed to the price list posted on the wall. , said don’t come in if it’s too expensive, and said that you ordered a full set today, and I’ll say I’m not satisfied when I finish the last thing. A discerning person should see what’s going on. If you’re not satisfied, okay! I'm doing this for nothing, take your dog out of my store, you're not welcome in my store.

Innocently implicated is a Pekingese dog that is not raised by many people nowadays. It was chosen to bring it because its temper is bad enough, and it will bite when it sees people.

The woman was also convinced, saying that it was no wonder that the business was booming. When Jingba was in her hands, she was like a good grandson.

However, she was entrusted by someone to ruin the reputation of this pet store on Garden Road. Where would she go? What's your attitude?

Yu Xia didn't say a word of nonsense, and just sat back on the sofa. The woman had to squeeze in front of her. The whole thing was that she didn't make it clear that I was with you.

Then Jingba, who had a turbulent face just now, turned around and stared at the woman who was leading it.

The woman didn't read the dog's warning to her, and she was making a noise. Jingba barked at her. The woman tried to kick it and let it go, but as soon as she stretched her leg, she was bitten, and the Pekingese bit her calf in flesh-colored stockings

Those who didn't know why just now were pointing and pointing, and felt that there was something wrong with this troublesome guest. If she really loved dogs, and was willing to bark such a complete set of expensive services, would she still use this attitude towards dogs?

"Is it because the boss's business is so prosperous that he is pregnant with someone else's fortune? Is this deliberately making trouble?"

"The boss said that she would make trouble if she didn't collect the money. This is clear enough."

"Did anyone call the police? Or call an ambulance for her? I don't know if this dog has been vaccinated against rabies."

The woman never thought that it would turn out like this, she screamed like a chicken whose head was chopped off, and she still didn't forget her mission, saying that something happened in Yu Xia's shop and asked her to compensate.

Okay, now the truth is out.

Some people watching the excitement were taking pictures with their mobile phones, and asked her at a high voice if she wanted to help the police, just to show the evidence to the police uncle.

"The black-hearted ghost brought a bad-tempered dog to other people's stores to make trouble, trying to slander people's reputation, but he got bitten by his own dog, it really deserves it!!!"

"This kind of person still wants to do business, I think she is doing something to lose her life!"

"Call the police and let the police teach her how to be a human being!"

"This is a good-looking newspaper in the world, it really made me laugh to death!"

If someone was bitten at ordinary times, Yu Xia would definitely go to help at the first time, soothe the pet that came up with temper, and tell the bitten person how to deal with it. Thinking about it, this is a set for her. If she wasn't born to be liked by animals, it would be her who was in trouble now. Under this premise, who would help her with virtue? Going up to help may not be a problem.

Because of the vicious competition who came up with such a bad move, Yu Xia felt that it was the greatest kindness for her not to fall into trouble at this time.

At about this time, Jiang Nan brought the big golden retriever over, and as soon as the big golden retriever entered the store, he threw himself on Yu Xia and wanted to lick her with his tongue.

The Jingba brought by the bad-hearted woman saw the little fairy dotingly hugging the golden retriever lying on her thigh, she let go, turned around, and whimpered in grievance.

Yu Xia glanced at it and looked away again.

Jingba took another step forward, looking even more pitiful than before.

Yu Xia buried her head on Jin Mao's body, she refused to pay attention, and Jingba cried.

The bad-hearted woman slowed down, pointed at Jingba and said angrily, "Even if it's not your master, I've fed you so many times, if you don't bite her, you bite me, an unfamiliar beast!"

Jingba was already sad, but when she heard this, she turned her head with a bark, causing the woman to back away several steps in fright.

...

This turmoil caused by vicious competition only subsided after the owner of Jingba came to hear the wind. The woman was in the hospital, and because of the video and witnesses, she couldn't rely on Yu Xia. As for the impact on business, it's not to mention that Jiang Nan, who bumped into this out, complained among the frequent customers. Who can't understand such a clumsy out? They all guessed that other pet stores were affected by their business, so they wanted to rectify her, and Xiang Chao asked him how the situation in the store was? Miss, are you alright?

[You don't think about what rank she is in? She was fine, she brought the dog to the hospital to make trouble. 】

[I guess it was because the preparation was not enough before the trouble, and I couldn't think of such a trick if I knew a little more about the young lady. Do you think that the dog is yours and it will stand by you unconditionally? Will it hurt its little liver for you? Are you dreaming! 】

[It doesn't seem to be her own dog. She specially borrowed a very bad-tempered one. I guess she planned to let Miss Yu be bitten, and then bit back and said that her service was too rough and it hurt the dog! Then make things bigger and let the dog lovers attack Miss Yu in droves. 】

[You, surnamed Jiang, just happened to catch up and didn't help? 】

Jiang Nan pursed his lips and replied that he had comforted the young lady, so that the young lady didn't have to worry. If this method could mess up the business, Xiang Chao would not be cornered by his husky. Pet Paradise is so prosperous not because the **** shoveling officers chose it, but because the pets themselves want to come, and no one can take this kind of business away. On the other hand, if she closes the door one day, she will really kill everyone.

After he finished speaking, he felt that it was quite redundant, Yu Xia was not affected at all, and he might in turn thank his colleagues for using so many indiscriminate methods to support her.

Every failed design is an invisible propaganda. Who doesn't know that the business of Love Pet Paradise is so good that people will envy her, and her colleagues want to rectify her, but no one can do it!

"I'm afraid these people will resort to even more filthy methods. Be careful when you go to and from get off work, take the anti-wolf spray with you, or keep a more aggressive dog and take it with you when you go out."

After that, the regular customers who came over were all giving her ideas. Xiang Chao had the thickest skin, saying that he didn't need to raise any additional dogs, so he lent her Erha.

Yu Xia thanked them for their kindness and said no.

Not to mention that the home is not far from the storefront, and there are surveillance cameras everywhere, so she has nothing to be afraid of. In the early days of the Republic of China, which regarded human life as a must, nothing happened, and it was even more true in a society governed by the rule of law. Today the background is still peaceful, not as chaotic as in the past. Even if there is vicious competition in the industry, he can still be robbed and commit crimes because of his business?

The pet store can't be opened, and it can still be changed. As for committing a crime for this matter?

Yu Xia thought it over carefully, the possibility of encountering such a thing was very low, and at the same time she was prepared. She never went out after dark. She always carried a wolf-proof tool in her bag. She also reminded his mother Wenmin to let her Be careful too.

The family has opened a small supermarket for so many years. Although Wen Min has never encountered such a thing in person, she has heard of it. She is worried, but she feels that it will make others panic. She can't wait to kill her business directly. big enough.

Not two days after the accident, the real owner of the Beijing bus came over specially to apologize to Yu Xia and tell Yu Xia not to be angry with his dog.

"My family's Jingba was raised seven years ago, and now few people choose this kind of dog as a pet. It has always had a bad temper, but it is very protective of the family. The last time I asked a friend to bring it out to do this kind of thing, the dog went back. I'm very sad, I haven't eaten much for the past two days."

The middle-aged man talked a lot, and Yu Xia sighed and asked him to turn around and bring the dog over.

Seeing the other party heaved a sigh of relief, and then complained: "You see your friend's eyes really..."

The middle-aged man sighed and said that he didn't have that deep friendship. He was just an ordinary friend, and he had already drawn a clear line with her.

After a lot of hard work, the Beijing Ba was finally released from the blacklist of the pet paradise. Seeing that it was back to life and willing to eat, the dog owner was relieved. After the big stone on his heart was removed, he sighed when he met a dog friend, saying that he had never taken anyone seriously in his life, but only Miss Yu who loved Pet Paradise, he had taken it.

She seems to be naturally favored by animals, as if by magic.

Because all this is so magical, the local news also reported on this store, saying that it is about to become a landmark store on Huayuan Road, and more and more people come here.

Most of the local news reports are these trivial things, especially the main audience of the nightly news at 9:30 is the middle-aged aunt and old lady dancing in the square. There was an old lady who saw this report by chance, and mentioned this when she was on the phone with her son the next day: "Son, you said earlier that you were planning a show? Did you encounter difficulties?"

The aunt's son is the director of Pineapple TV. He is planning a variety show, survival type, and plans to put it on the Internet, but there are too many problems in the planning process. The biggest problem is that people can't be invited.

Especially in the second episode of Survival in the Rainforest, it requires you to team up and find a way to travel through the tropical rainforest. This kind of show is easy to invite male guests, and almost no women want to come. The first is bitter, and the second is too much potential danger, even if the actual There will be security personnel accompanying, and emergencies will always arise.

The director's team was in a daze, and at this time, the director **** called.

His mother joked, saying that there is a great pet shop owner in my hometown. If you are on your show, you can win with your eyes closed. Don't care about cats, dogs, rabbits, squirrels, and they are as obedient as her own son, and live with Sister Liu who dances the square. Nearby, I heard that there are dogs who are rolling around and refuse to leave every day at the door of the store. If she is allowed to enter the tropical rain forest, she may be able to bring back some specialties, like pythons and crocodiles...

"Mom, stop joking with me! I'm so worried!"

"That little girl looks better than a star, or I'll ask you if she'll be on your show?"

Director's Son:  …

What are you kidding?

You say that as long as an animal sees her, she can't walk, and it's as obedient as a grandson sees his grandmother. Is this not a hype? It's almost the same as cheating a fool!

Even if we are doing a network comprehensive, we still have a style!

All invited are celebrities, not just anyone can come up!

The director's son made a fool of himself and hung up the **** phone. In the end, within two days, he had the second wave of Amway, blowing it a bit more than his mother...