Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

If he didn't sign the contract, without Qiao Yue's nonsense, Yu Xia would consider canceling the schedule of this variety show, but since he had come to this point by accident, and having to go back on it would not only involve a breach of contract, but it would also be a slap in the face of others. Yu Xia would never be able to do such a humiliating thing.

"Pineapple Taiwan has only made an appointment with me for one episode. This kind of variety show is listed very quickly. Baby, I waited for a month or two without any news from you, and now it is yours to wait for me."

Wife said so, what else can Qiao Yue say?

He deeply reflected on himself. When facing the face of the coffin, he should not give in half a step. If nothing else, at least he should get the computer early to report Xia Xia's safety... Blame him for trusting his wife too much. After a few worlds, his wife The ability displayed is really strong, and Qiao more and more feels from the bottom of his heart that no matter what kind of problem Yu Xia encounters, he can easily solve it.

Rather than worrying about how his wife is doing, he is more worried about not being able to explain after the reunion.

Severe insomnia, stomach problems, low blood sugar, and a lack of vitamins, and suspected mental problems, he committed suicide by swallowing medicine in a youth hostel... There are so many problems that I can't explain it. Qiao Yue took advantage of the opportunity to pee and looked in the mirror, he looked like that, his spirit was very poor, and he looked like a decadent youth. His brain is always in a state of excitement, he should have slept well for a long time before taking the medicine, and the dark circles under his eyes are terrifyingly heavy.

It was rare for Qiao Yue to listen to the doctor's words like this. He arranged for an infusion, and reminded him to take the medicine when he needed it.

Because he is far smarter than ordinary people, his younger cousin is extraordinarily precocious. When others are still listening to fairy tales, he has already been reading elementary school textbooks. It is only three years. I heard that after reading all the knowledge of the elementary school and high school professors, he began to teach himself. Subjects of interest... He is beyond the range of intelligence that ordinary people can accept, and he looks like a monster to others.

The suppression of IQ level made him look at others like salted fish, and others were not friendly to him. Qiao Yue was excluded from the crowd since he was a child, and he never blended in.

He was deeply interested in learning at the beginning, and he mastered more and more things. Looking back, it seems that it is the same. It is difficult for him to maintain enthusiasm for a certain thing or a certain subject for a long time, and he also knows that he has a problem , Speaking from the bottom of his heart, he knew his own situation better than the doctor, but he didn't want to rescue him.

...

I heard that someone had an accident in Y province, and Qiao Yang came over just as he was free. On the way, he fantasized about all kinds of difficult situations that he might encounter, and the result was quite surprising. Although Qiao Yue looked at him with the words "We are not familiar with" and "I want you to do more things", his attitude was stronger than the last time we met. much better.

For example, in the past, when he asked for a computer or some experimental equipment during the infusion, if you didn't give it, he would just pull out the needle and take it himself.

After so many years, this was the first time Qiao Yang saw Qiao Yue compromise, and he endured it for dozens of days! It still feels like a dream when I think about it now.

In the eyes of others, Qiao Yang is a tough guy with a masculine look. Qiao Yue can see his rich inner drama at a glance, and he can't help but want to tut every time they meet. Before he came out, he came back to his senses and remembered that he was slow before, and he used to be confident that he had a good IQ... This kind of confidence collapsed after he turned into the young Qiao who committed suicide by swallowing medicine. He used to be like a single-celled animal, like Paramecia.

It feels like I have changed to a high-definition screen phone, and I can see the world clearly. Things that I couldn’t see before can now be understood at a glance. Not to mention the feeling of directly upgrading from Windows to artificial intelligence, the user experience is sour.

Qiao Yue simply tested his current learning ability, and felt that entering this world would allow him to improve his ability value. He was far behind his wife before, and working hard here should be able to make up for all the missing parts.

When others shouted the slogan of studying for the rise of the country, Qiao Yue was gearing up to study hard for dignity and family status! I want to be a little angel who can solve problems for my wife, not a drag bottle that only pulls my hind legs!

When Qiao Yang came to see him, he found that his little cousin was inexplicably excited. Unlike before, he was not interested in anything. His eyes were bright and his expression was rippling.

It's over, I'm sick again.

Qiao Yang was about to call the doctor immediately, but was stopped by Qiao Yue: "I think it's fine, I plan to leave the hospital today."

"When you will be discharged from the hospital depends on the experts."

"I don't understand the experts, but I know my own situation."

Qiao Yang held back for two seconds and said that he wanted to call the old man. Qiao Yue tilted his head and said, "That's right. I'll borrow a few people for me by the way. I'm going into the tropical rain forest in a few days."

Qiao Yang was at the window and was unlocking his phone when he heard this and was shocked: "Where are you going with this body? What plants are you looking for and do research and tell me, and I will arrange for someone to go there for you."

Seeing him talking to himself over there, Qiao Yue reached for the phone on the table next to him, ready to make a call himself.

"You put it down! I'm afraid your mouth will make the old man angry!"

I heard that my grandson committed suicide by swallowing medicine in the province of Y. The grandfather was almost critically ill. It was because of the good news that came back to Beijing one after another. I also heard that Qiao Yue is now a lot more normal, more obedient than before, and he has not been making trouble for more than a month. Just let go.

He was still relieved yesterday, saying that Xiaoyue finally understood something, and today this **** said he wants to enter the tropical rain forest... Qiao Yang didn't want to help him speak, but he didn't dare to let him speak for himself. He had no choice but to dial the phone and tell the old man about his cousin's situation first, saying that there was no problem, and he would be discharged from the hospital. On the other end of the phone, the old man asked Qiao Yang to do the work for him. It is best to bring people home and take care of them.

When he heard this, Qiao Yang got stuck.

The old man is also a human being. Ask him what difficulties he has? Doesn't it mean that Xiaoyue is obedient now?

"It's a lot of obedience. He took medicine on time every day for so long in hospital, cooperated with the treatment, and never pulled out the needle. He was much better, but he just wasn't ready to go home. Didn't we guess earlier that he came to Y province for a purpose? It seems that There is some research at hand, and he said he wants to enter the tropical rain forest."

"Yes, it's the tropical rain forest next to Y province in our country, and he said that he would ask you to borrow a few people."

But before the book came out, the old man had prepared for the worst. Hearing that Qiao Yue wanted to enter the rainforest, he felt a little nervous. Later, he was relieved to hear that he was willing to bring bodyguards.

Don't look at Qiao Yue's fragile body, no one can stop him from doing what he wants to do. Agreeing to take someone and asking to borrow someone is already the best situation. After considering it, the old man said to Qiao Yang, "Where's Xiaoyue? You let him pick it up."

No matter how reluctant Qiao Yang was, he still handed the phone to his little cousin who would only be annoying. After Qiao Yue took it, he obediently called Grandpa.

Such a sound almost brought tears to the eyes of the old man on the other end of the phone. He managed to hold back his composure and asked, "Xiaoyue, tell grandpa, why do you want to go to the tropical rainforest?"

"Wait when I get back and tell you."

"..." Thank goodness for his willingness to speak like a normal person. The old man asked how many people he wanted, and what were these people going to do?

"Go and be my bodyguard, any number will do."

"How long will you be in the rainforest?"

It's hard to say, it depends on whether the shooting goes smoothly, "At least two or three days, as many as four or five days, it shouldn't take more than a week, what's the problem?"

"You insist on going to Grandpa who can't stop you. After entering, you have to be obedient and don't take risks."

The goal was achieved, and Qiao Yue was very happy. He nodded and agreed on the phone. Before hanging up, he cared about the old man, saying that he would go back to see him after he was busy for a while, and let him take care of himself.

The little **** who never thinks about others suddenly cares about people, even if it's just this sentence, it's a good sign. Qiao Yang even felt that after this encounter, it might not be a bad thing. Compared with being completely immersed in his own world before, he could see others to some extent.

Seeing that Qiao Yang was staring at him, Qiao Yue gave him a smirk, and then handed the phone back, and when he handed it back, he asked casually, "Brother Xiaoyang, are there any confidential documents stored in your phone?"

Before waiting for the cousin's answer, he added: "If there is, then I really envy you for never making a mistake. The security system of this phone is more brittle than paper, and it will be broken if you poke it."

Just these few words made Qiao Yang depressed for a long time, thinking that this is the most advanced security protection system, I listen to your nonsense! But as long as he thinks of Qiao Yue's perverted brain power, he is not so confident anymore. Under the entanglement, he finally opens his mouth and asks Qiao Yue to talk about it carefully.

Qiao Yue held his computer, his fingers jumped on the keyboard, and while writing a program, he replied: "I understand that there are always some people in this world who like to get answers directly from others, rather than find the answers themselves. It's not surprising that You, after all, professional people do professional things, and you have to be considerate of my poor ability to express. I can't simply explain college-level knowledge to elementary school students in three or two sentences. I have to use language to tell you why it's just paper. It's not easy, but I can show it to you personally..." He even raised his head and gave Qiao Yang a fake smile that couldn't be more fake, and asked if you wanted to see it.

...

I always feel that the three views will be subverted, but I still can't hold back my curiosity.

Qiao Yang nodded involuntarily.

Then Qiao Yue hooked his fingers at him and asked him to come over without blinking, just staring at the computer screen. A few minutes before and after, his so-called security system that even top hackers can't penetrate has made his little cousin a lot of holes. All the information that can be extracted from his mobile phone is backed up to the computer, and the classification is automatically completed. Qiao Yang unlocked to see what the phone looked like, and found that everything was normal on his side, and there was no security warning.

His face was so black that he asked Qiao Yue to quickly smash the copied confidential documents.

Qiao Yue complied, reminding him while doing so: "For the sake of the family, let me tell you, as long as there are traces left, even if the document has been deleted, it can actually be retrieved."

Happily abusing Qiao Yang, Qiao Yue was in a much better mood, thinking that making him miserable for a few days would count as revenge for holding the computer and not sending him. He also said that he has no time for the past few days, so he will take some time to upgrade his system later, it will be fine!

On this day, Qiao Yue checked the director in charge of the show on Pineapple Channel, and got a lot of information from him. His wife, as a guest, recorded this episode in China. The area of ​​tropical rainforest in my country is not large, so it is more than enough to do the show. He looked at the time and place of the agreed meeting, and it was a coincidence! In Province Y, the program team asked the guests to fly directly here to meet, and then grouped together through a mini-game. The two groups entered from different directions. After entering, they had to do tasks. After the tasks were completed, they had to find a way to get out of the tropical rainforest.

The whole process is relatively simple, and because it is a star variety show, there is plenty of room for cheating in places that the camera can't capture. Pineapple is not crazy, and it can really throw a few stars who can only sing, dance and act into the tropical rainforest. Let them rely on themselves, not only to survive but also to find a way to get out?

Fake, many parts here are fake, even so, the invited guests can't be afraid of this and can't do anything.

It’s like the script requires you to fill your stomach with local ingredients, then you have to find ingredients to make a fire to cook, and the things you make don’t necessarily need to go into your stomach in the end, but the process of finding ingredients and cooking can be seen in the mirror. It would be embarrassing to know how to eat and not cook.

After reading all the preparations, plans, and procedures of the show team, Qiao Yue sent a message to Jingzhong urging the other side to send someone as soon as possible. Later, he had a phone call with Yu Xia, saying that he went to learn about the variety show: "You will be notified tomorrow that you will meet in the Y province, Xia Xia, send your flight number, and I will pick you up at the airport."

Yu Xia was packing her bags, and she didn't plan to eat or drink. She could go to the rainforest to find them. I also knew that audiences liked to watch local materials instead of nibbling on compressed biscuits on the show. She tended to make room for emergency medicine, and she was still making an inventory when she got the call.

"Ayue, you have a black computer again?"

There was a firm denial over there, saying that it was not dark. He stood at the door of someone else's house and was about to knock when the door opened by himself...

Yu Xia was delighted to hear it, and asked, "You said that you would like to record a show with me while waiting for me in the Y province?"

"I saw a note on the director's notepad, saying that other stars also brought their teams and bodyguards. If you go by yourself, Xia Xia, what would they say when they bully you and squeeze you out? Don't worry, I also hired bodyguards, and I bring bodyguards to accompany you. you go."

Yu Xia didn't quite understand the routines of star variety shows in this era, and wondered if it wasn't rainforest survival? With so many people?

"The part of the camera is about survival in the rainforest. The part that can't be filmed is the star assistants including the security team. How do you cross the tropical rainforest with a few embroidered pillows?" listen?"

"I'm here."

"Why are you suddenly out of energy? Sleepy?"

"I'm just a little disappointed. I thought this trip would be very interesting." Yu Xia adjusted the spray and bandages in front of him. According to what A Yue said, it seemed that there was no need to bring these things. The program team would always prepare them. "Forget it, don't talk about this, what are you doing here, baby?"

"Probably smart homeless?"

Yuxia:  …

"Okay, then, how are you now, Mr. Smart Homeless? Are you still living?"

Under this condition, as long as you don't kill yourself, you can basically walk sideways. Qiao Yue replied that it was all right, and then hesitantly said: "I feel that I came here to improve the ability value of space, and the next map may be difficult."

"Is that so? I don't feel anything other than the best I've encountered."

Qiao Yue asked her what to say.

Yu Xia thought for a while, and asked the other end of the phone, "I'll give you an example, if you bought a lottery ticket more than a year ago, and the lottery won the jackpot, but someone else used it to redeem the money, it's been a year since the incident. What are you going to do? Find him to argue? Find the Welfare Lottery Center? Or go to court to sue him?"

"This story is too vague, any details to add?"

There was, but there was. Yu Xia swayed between talking and not talking, and finally decided to tell the story from the perspective of a bystander. Qiao Yue listened carefully and said that he would not choose one.

Why bother with a scumbag?

This kind of secret lottery is to redeem prizes by ticket, and the Welfare Lottery Center is not a law enforcement agency. If there is a dispute before the prize is redeemed, it is possible to apply for a temporary freeze of the prize.

As for the court, if the evidence is sufficient, it will give you justice, but this evidence collection is very difficult.

"The lottery station can immediately know that its site has a big prize, and if the monitoring is adjusted, it can also lock a range, but if a site with good business, there will be many customers patronizing at the same time, it is difficult to lock on one person. Even if it was only you who patronized at the time, it doesn't really make sense. To guarantee victory, there must be a way to prove that this lottery ticket is completely yours and not bought for your boyfriend. Once the two parties disagree, and Without further evidence, the lottery has a huge advantage in his hands."

"You said it was yours, why is it in his hands? You said it was taken away by him. Why did the incident take so long, and it took longer than the longest period of monitoring and preservation at the lottery station to file an appeal?"

"If I remember correctly, the lottery station monitoring is generally kept for three months, half a year, and up to one year... Xia Xia, you told this story for more than a year, right?"

Qiao Yue's mind turned quickly, and he said proudly, if someone has the ability to play his lottery ticket and redeem the jackpot, there is no reason to argue or appeal, and he can cancel his bank account with the touch of a finger. As for So troublesome?

Money, unless it is a piece of paper in your hand, if it is stored in a bank, it is not a banknote but data to the boss, and the data can be intruded and modified. If you can get rich overnight, I can make you bankrupt in the blink of an eye. What lawsuits are there?

Qiao Yue said it happily, but suddenly realized that something was wrong.

I felt as if I had overlooked something just now. If I remember correctly, the father-in-law of his world suffered a spinal cord injury more than a year ago? So the unfortunate guy in the story who had an accident at home and was about to spend money but was cheated on by his boyfriend was his wife?

I wipe!

"Wife, tell me, who is that scumbag? Forget it, you don't need to tell me I'll check it myself, you can make something delicious and wait to celebrate the return of his assets to zero."

Yu Xia heard the sound of the laptop being turned on. She was about to stop when she heard Qiao Yue on the other end of the phone asking, "Come on, dear, tell me, how much did he cheat on you? 50 million? 80 million ? Or a hundred million?"

"Not so much..."

"No, Ayue, don't be impulsive..."

In just a few words, Qiao Yue had already found out all the winners of the grand prize more than a year ago. After investigating the interpersonal relationship, he finally locked on Qiu Xunjie. After locking this person, he became even more angry.

Isn't that the **** boss of that youth hostel?

"I knew it! I didn't like this **** in the first place, and I always thought he was not a thing, so there is still this one! If I knew earlier, I shouldn't have let him go so lightly, but it doesn't matter, he will soon be able to feel it. What is despair?"

Yu Xia was confused and asked him how he knew Qiu Xunjie?

"Is it really him? Okay, I'll report this hater for you..."

Sure enough, you can't tell him anything about the plot!

Yu Xia raised her forehead and asked Qiao Yue what she had done.

Qiao Yue closed the notebook and replied, "It's nothing. Your wife bought the lottery ticket. He paid 30 million, paid 6 million in tax, and got 24 million. I doubled the calculation. He owes you 48 million, and I deducted 10 million of his bank deposits. At the same time, I helped him open an account in a major loan company to get the remaining 38 million. This account Even if the two are cleared, then we can live comfortably and enjoy the tragic situation that he was cornered by the loan company."

Yu Xia is the type who can do one thing for a long time and finally catch it all.

Contrary to her, Qiao Yue is completely a straight ball player. He looks as harmless as a puppy, but he is actually a radical radical, with five stars for his ability to act.

After wiping 10 million in bank deposits and borrowing 38 million from major loan companies, Qiu Xunjie just evaporated more than 40 million in assets? ? ?

Yu Xia was stunned for a long time, she just wanted to give her knees to the boss, and wanted to kneel in front of the suitcase.

……Oh my god.

With a deep sigh, Yu Xia couldn't help but ask him, "Ayue, have you ever played the game and played the dungeon?" With this kind of gameplay, how desperate was the game planning? What about the prep? What about foreshadowing? What about foreign aid? What about fighting games? nothing.

You just put the person down in the last level of airborne, how about playing a snake skin? ? ?

On the other end of the phone, Qiao Yue was still saying, let Yu Xia relax and go to the tropical rainforest to have fun! After having fun, it's time for Qiu Xunjie's big show to be in Cairo. He hasn't found out yet that he has 38 million in debt.