Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

I ate the grilled fish dinner and experienced the leather cushions. The first day of filming was here. Watching the film crew put away the equipment, Qiao Yue went to Yu Xia, and the assistants of several other celebrities also rushed to meet them. go.

"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" who had been apart for a whole day were finally able to get together and talk together. Qiao Yue was about to walk up to Yu Xia when the baby crocodile kicked him. Not only that, the baby crocodile opened his mouth and exposed his teeth to frighten him... …

Yu Xia pressed the mouth that was wide open as if the toilet lid had been lifted, and pressed it back. The baby crocodile was upset and twisted its tail. Yu Xia sighed, "Don't make trouble."

Yu Xia asked Qiao to come over to sit, but Qiao Yue was a little hesitant at first, but when he saw the crocodile and glared at him again, he was so upset that he sat on his rival in love, and thought happily that I had a wife as a backer, what could you do to me? ? Just ask what can you do to me?

Several other stars who tried the seats felt that the leather seat was not as comfortable as the artificial leather bought outside, but only Qiao Yue, he couldn't be more happy, the feeling of putting the shameless little three under the buttocks is not to be mentioned. .

Seeing that Yu Xia was patiently peeling the fruit for Qiao Yue, the bodyguards they brought in and out of the jungle first scattered something around the camp, and then the seven of them were divided into two groups, ready to take turns to watch the night. Along the way, these people hardly opened their mouths, just guarding Qiao Yue's side carefully, like camping and fetching water, they were well-trained. Compared with these people, there are too many amateur bodyguards hired by the program team at a high price.

The experience of this day was too exciting, and the director was still a little excited. He was not sleepy. He dragged a few other colleagues to summarize today's experience and strive for a smoother tomorrow. Halfway through, a star assistant slipped over and asked the director if he had time.

Because the whole shooting process was not bad for the blue team, and the progress went smoothly, it was expected to be sufficient, and the staff of the program team were in a good mood. Originally, the rainforest after nightfall should be in danger, but there are so many talented people in the team that they can't even worry about it. Because of this, the director talked a few words with the star assistant, and before opening his mouth, the assistant secretly glanced at Yu Xia who was not far away, and asked, "I just wanted to ask you, Director Chen, watch this show. Problem?"

The director didn't quite understand it, but that didn't stop him from being in a bad mood. People were still in the rainforest, and the show was not finished recording, so he was in trouble? ? ?

Seeing that his face was pulled down, the star assistant quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, that's right... Doesn't Miss Yu have supernatural powers? This kind of person, the country can still let her be on TV? She must not be sent for research. Isn't that show recorded for nothing?"

It’s okay not to explain. After listening to him explain, the director is even more confused. This little assistant dragged the bison to the crocodile, saying how can a normal person coexist peacefully with a crocodile? That's a crocodile! Even if the freshwater crocodile is relatively mild and not as brutal as the man-eating crocodile, it is still a crocodile! "With this ability, she can't be restrained a little bit? Is it cool now?"

The director stared at him for a long time, then took a deep breath and said, "Last year we had a show on our station that invited a little girl, she was a teenager and looked very thin. She could eat more than ten pounds of meat in one meal. I can't tell where she went to eat. The year before last, there was a very famous folk strange man on the satellite TV next door. He is not blind, but if you cover his eyes, it will not affect his life at all. There are many cases like this, don't put your eyes on it. The space in front of you, the world we live in is too vast."

Especially when they are doing TV shows, in order to attract audiences, they often go all over the place to search for strange people and strange things. I have seen too many "supermen" like this. The above will contact these people and hope to do a comprehensive physical examination for you. , for example, the big stomach king who can survive by self-help and can't afford to support her family. She has done several inspections, and she is willing to cooperate with the inspection. I have never heard of any compulsory research. Is this a science fiction movie?

It is not uncommon for a certain physical indicator to be different from ordinary people in real life. For example, many kindergarten teachers or negotiators have higher affinity than ordinary people. Yu Xia is probably at the top of the pyramid among the high affinity group. Even taller than these people, it can be called a natural darling.

Because this ability is not artificially created, it is almost impossible for you to copy, and its use value is actually higher than the research value.

For example, in her case, it looks very shocking on TV shows, but it is actually a little tasteless. Even if our research team does not please animals, we can collect specimens through equipment to achieve the purpose of research, not necessarily animals. Actively cooperate.

Asking her to help in many things may lead to wrong conclusions, because Yu Xia herself is special, she cannot represent the group, and is a special case.

Just like Yu Xia, after returning home, there may be someone who hopes to conduct a comprehensive examination for her and collect hair and blood samples. Then her pet store is probably cold, even if this ability is a little tasteless, there is still better room for display, such as taking care of those endangered animals, and can also be hired by the scientific team, when they need to go into the virgin forest for on-the-spot investigation. Going along with him would increase the safety factor, and at the same time, it might be easier to collect data and collect specimens... I just don't know what Yu Xia thinks.

After listening to the director talk, the assistant's face was panicked. How does it feel? It's like you have something, you treat it as a treasure, and you are always on guard, for fear that others will steal you and rob you. One day the neighbor next door saw it. He gave you a surprised look and said, "This is what let you hide and tuck."

You think I'm too special, how can I still not be arrested for research?

But there are billions of people on the earth, there are many people as special as you, and there are also people more special than you. Many people will actively seek help when they find that I am different from others. What is the problem, there is no problem.

Our scientific research is for the benefit of humanity.

The existence of our country is to protect you and let you live a stable and happy life, not to catch you as a guinea pig.

If your genes are special, the team of scientists will of course want to obtain hair and blood for research. This is not a bad thing. Once there is any research breakthrough, you have also contributed to mankind. Any achievements in the field of genes may bring great importance to the world. Change, the terminal illness that was previously thought may not be terminal illness, what's wrong with this kind of research?

Director Chen conveyed the meaning, this star assistant was afraid that Yu Xia would be taken away in secret, and at the same time, he directly erased the show in order not to stir up waves. Isn't that suffering so much in vain? He wanted to say if he was hiding something, don't report it so actively...

After some conversation, he almost blinded Director Chen with his righteousness. He couldn't help but doubt that my ideological level was too low?

"She's already made friends with a three-meter-long crocodile, so what's that?"

Director Chen felt that he had said everything he could, so what else could he say? After thinking about it, he had to pat the assistant on the shoulder and said earnestly: "If you have a portable space or a system of advanced civilization someday... Hide it well and don't come out, it may be cold when it spreads out, like Yu Xia Don't worry about it like that."

The assistant brother was choking a lot, and he still complained in his heart that if I had the space and system, I would put it here to pretend to be my grandson? Getting rich early is the pinnacle of life.

Since everyone didn't take it seriously, Yu Xia himself wasn't worried at all, so he thought about it too much.

Yu Xia really didn't think there was anything wrong. There were a lot of people like her who were born with strengths, and there were quite a few people in her hometown. It wasn't that they hadn't done the inspection and didn't come to any reliable conclusions. In one stroke, I remarked in detail about my personal abilities, and some people talked to her, probably saying that she hoped that she would stand up and help voluntarily when needed.

What's wrong with this? She agreed very happily. After reaching a good cooperation with the above, they also gave her a lot of convenience. For example, she relies on talent to eat, but she is actually a half-way monk. She has insufficient professional knowledge and many certificates cannot be obtained. .

It is also because of the recognition of this ability, the above gave her a special employment certificate to help her work normally with the certificate. As a young lady who enjoys social welfare and accepts the protection of the state, she lives a steady and happy life, even if she usually thinks a lot, she can't think of it. The part that the assistant is worried about. She trusts the country, and if she can contribute to the society, she is also very proud.

Compared with being taken away for experiments, it is obviously more likely to be recruited by criminals. Those brothers who smuggle and poach precious wild animals are afraid that they want to have her ability in their dreams...

When the director was talking to the star assistant who was blindly worried, Qiao Yue was also chatting with Yu Xia. He took the fruit from his wife and slowly put it into his mouth, while telling her: "There should be a research team coming to you to find out. Although it is not a new species, the field investigation of the leather cushion is not a new species, but it is the first time it has been discovered in my country. It is shocking news and should attract the attention of researchers all over the world.

Yu Xia also stuffed a piece of fruit pulp into his mouth, and asked vaguely, "When signing the contract, the director said that my country's tropical rain forests are not suitable for ultra-low latitudes, and the possibility of encountering large beasts is not high. People from the variety show and show team have actually come in and inspected it many times, and I really believed what he said."

She wiped her hands and hugged Qiao Yue's arm, and asked expectantly, "Baby, do you think my pet shop will be okay after you go back?"

"Want to hear the truth...?"

Yu Xia pinched him: "Forget it, needless to say, I already understand."

Qiao Yue took her white and tender paws and played with them carefully, and said while playing: "After the show airs, your pet store may be crowded with admiration, Xia Xia, you can go to the endangered species breeding base to find a job, or Wildlife sanctuaries, all good.”

"I thought you would say: Wife, you closed the shop, I have money, and I will support you!" Yu Xia learned the tone of Qiao Yue's voice, and learned it very well.

It was getting dark now, and there were torches burning in the camp. Against the background of the fire, Qiao Yue's face was flushed, and the tips of his ears were even more crimson.

Hearing Yu Xia imitating it so similar, he felt embarrassed. He stretched out his hand and pinched his earlobe, which made him feel a little hot. Qiao Yue tried his best to keep steady, and replied, "It's rich and I can support ten of you, but you won't agree."

Yu Xia leaned over and pecked him on the face: "That's right, I'll give you a reward."

She also said: "It's boring to eat white rice, Ah Yue, you are so capable, I have to keep up."

The night in the rainforest is not as bustling and noisy as the city. It is quiet and quiet. Because the blue team has taken the initiative to undertake the night patrol work, the guests and staff all slept well, and the first day passed smoothly. Compared with them, the other end was not going well. They lost the supplies again. The staff took the guests to the tree that was more than ten meters high, and pointed to the package hanging on it, saying that they had attacked them before. The apes are here again, and this is their masterpiece.

The only female guest among the six broke down and cried, and the most famous traffic niche student couldn't help complaining, saying that he shouldn't rush to change it.

They looked at the staff again, and the staff spread their hands: "The program team will not replenish supplies for you again and again. You may give up these things, or you will find a way to get them back."

"This is more than ten meters from the ground, and I can't hang Weiya up, how can I get it?"

The staff patiently reiterated: "The blue team did not seek any help from the program team. It is unfair to replenish materials for you before, and there can be no second time. We also reminded everyone to be careful everywhere, causing this An embarrassing situation is that you are not good enough to keep yourselves."

"You said they didn't ask for help? They camped right where they started?"

This statement has been unanimously agreed by several members of the red team, and they think it is very possible.

There are so many things piled up, can they really do it on their own? Think about the configuration of the group next door, isn't this a fantasy?

The staff turned back and asked, can we talk about the situation over there?

After getting a positive answer, he said: "The distance over there is farther, farther than you, not only did they find a good place to camp, but they also prepared a whole fish feast, and now they are making grilled fish and stewed fish soup. I heard that The little sister in the group next door is a little expert in life, so you can cook and cook with a hood." After a few reminders, he also gave a concluding speech, saying that it was smoother than you thought, so let's work hard for the comeback from now on. .

Others were at most stunned, and the mentality of the traffic niche who was replaced from the blue team collapsed.

Here is either an athlete or an action actor. This configuration is still behind? impossible!

"It's a matter of tomorrow to overtake. What do we do now? We have to take our bags off."

"We can get a pole and knock it off the branch."

The six people began to look for poles. There were no ready-made ones anyway, so they could only use tools to build them. This is too much work...

"Climb a tree! Didn't you climb over a pipe when you were filming? Climbing a tree is almost the same."

"It's a lot worse, isn't it? There are safety measures for filming, and the height of ten meters is too dangerous."

"Why don't you try it? If it really doesn't work, just hold the trunk and slide it down."

"What should I do if I encounter insects, snakes, and lizards when I'm halfway through the climb?"

With this configuration in the team, it is reasonable to suggest that climbing a tree, but obviously, the two sides could not reach an agreement. The two action actors have scruples. Traffic Xiaosheng was very dissatisfied with them, and complained to the camera that if he had this foundation, he would have climbed——

"I don't think they were mentally prepared at all. They thought they were coming to the tropical rainforest for vacation. They should have expected these problems before coming. In such a situation, we have to bring our backpacks back, but those who can climb trees are not. Willing to try hard for the team.”

From here, the team formally disagreed, and even caused a fierce quarrel. Finally, the female star stood up and said: "No one wants to climb, so we can only give up these materials. Fortunately, the tent has been set up, just now we went to When picking up firewood, I also brought tools, and what were hung up were some emergency sprays, compressed biscuits, clothes, etc. If you think it’s okay to lose it, don’t fight anymore, just make a fire and cook.”

After the six guests looked at each other, no one gave up. After wasting more than half an hour, they gave up the supplies to take back and prepared to make a fire to cook.

"Before I set off, I even took a few more lighters. Where are the lighters?"

They even searched inside the tent, but they turned around and couldn't find it, and someone pointed to the tree not far away: "Is it also in the bag?"

Grass!

A group of people can't make a fire in the tropical rain forest, this is really terrible!

The rest of them turned their attention to the old smoker in the team and asked him where the lighter he was carrying? Use it.

"I've put mine in the hotel, and the show team has prepared everything for what I'm going to do with it?"

"..."

"Then we can only eat wild fruits now. Let's find more juicy fruits to save our lives. Unboiled raw water here cannot be drunk."

The little sister of the red team had a wave just now, and she wanted to wipe her tears when she heard this. She has never suffered this kind of pain before. She was really crazy to be on this show.

She didn't have time to vent her emotions. The staff kindly reminded that you must pay attention to identifying wild fruits when collecting wild fruits. Some of them look delicious, but they are actually poisonous. The ideal is to find those famous fruits in the tropical rain forest, such as bananas to fill your stomach, and rambutan lotus fog jackfruit...

The more the staff said, the darker the guests' faces.

Daydream! How are these possible?

The strength of the red team is really miserable. Everyone in the film crew can imagine what it will look like after the show is broadcast. I am afraid that it will usher in a full screen of ellipses, in addition to being speechless or speechless. Compared to another team that was going well, they were truly sympathetic.

But that's fine. According to the experience of doing shows in the past, variety shows are not afraid of the guests being stupid, but they are afraid that they won't be able to stir up any topics. From the standpoint of the stage, it's good to have the show done this way. If someone is amazing, someone has to be dragged back by their strength, and they will be stupid. Both sides are equally good.

The red team is great! Just keep it that way! Enough to make the audience gloat!

There are also worried assistants here, saying that they have opened the back door, it is too ugly, and they cannot collapse when it is broadcast?

Hearing these murmurs, the staff also comforted that it is said that the performance there is particularly outstanding, and the red team still has a camera anyway, if the stupid part is cut out, the camera will be gone.

You don't come to a variety show just because you want the topic. It is foreseeable that the topic is already available, so what else do you want?

The assistant is also very uncomfortable. This is indeed the status quo in the circle. Even if you break the news, you have to be on the hot search. Without exposure, it is equivalent to sinking.

The show on Pineapple Channel should be popular, but I don't know if the scene can be controlled after the broadcast. The assistant is planning to talk to his own artist after today's shooting task is completed. The performance on the first day was not good. Too bad for yourself.

In the next two days, the red team did not improve much, but the blue team found a rare and rare parrot. This parrot came out while a few guests were chatting. It squatted by the side and listened for a long time. When his teammates told Yu Xia to deliver tea to the boss, he opened his mouth for the first time and then shouted—

"Give the boss tea! Pass the tea, pass the tea, pass the tea!"

The voice was louder, slightly sharper than normal people, and almost frightened a few guests.

This appearance is a surprise, it is only a parrot after all, even if it looks a little more beautiful and rare, that is, a parrot, is there anyone who is afraid of parrots?

The baby parrot was easily accepted by the whole team. It was treated much better than the three crocodiles. Everyone liked it and wanted to get close to it.

When it was time to digest after dinner, they fell ill again and said they would teach the parrot to sing.

Yu Xia coaxed the baby parrot to bring someone who could learn tongues over and taught them to sing duet of love songs. Don't say it, they are out of tune because they are out of tune because they are doing demonstrations. There are basically no other problems. After simply learning four sentences, it sounds like that. birds sing.

There is no need for Director Chen to say more nonsense. They are shooting from several angles, for fear of missing any wonderful moments. After "Live Car Accident Fake Splits", the most awesome love song duet came, and Qiao Yue muttered after listening to them sing. , sin, these two are male...

The filming trip to the tropical rainforest was even more lively than Yu Xia had expected. After three or four days of filming with the program crew, the filming was completed happily while eating fruit and singing along the way. After coming out, Younger Shu still dragged Yu Xia and didn't want to leave, saying that there would be another announcement of this kind of itinerary in the future!

Qiao Yue glanced at him, this time is enough, and next time.

The program team gave Yu Xia a big red envelope, thanking her for taking care of her these days, saying that the preliminary preparations were still insufficient, without her, I don't know how many accidents would have happened.

Yu Xia accepted it with a smile, and received the gifts from several teammates in the same group, and then prepared to return to N City with Qiao Yue.

When she boarded the plane, she was still thinking, wondering if Xiang Chao was doing well, was the wife number six to ten still alive?