Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

The team of scientists had expected this result for a long time. They had come into contact with many folk strange people, some of which were exaggerated by TV programs, and they were bragged and packaged, but it was actually not that rare. But there are also real ones. For example, people with extremely developed eyesight or ears that are far superior to ordinary people can give a scientific explanation relatively easily. We commonly call Yu Xia's strong affinity, which means something mysterious and mysterious.

Affinity contrast is not uncommon in life. Some people are born with a good relationship with animals. On the contrary, some people hate cats and dogs. The level of ordinary people will not bring you much help or cause too much trouble. She is a bit beyond. imagined.

The team of scientists responsible for this test was very excited. Before meeting Yu Xia, they had watched the video of Pineapple Terrace and believed that Yu Xia’s existence was provoking the law, such as targeting crocodiles or gibbons or paradise tree snakes. Biologists There are many targeted studies, and many conclusions have been drawn, and her performance is subverting the existing cognition. It stands to reason that even if the attack type of the freshwater crocodile is not as strong as that of the bay crocodile, there is no such thing as no hostility to the human invading the site, but the video is a strong evidence, which makes the scientists who did not believe it at first hear that they were killed speechless. .

For the team of scientists, Yu Xia was wrapped in layers of mysteries. She was waiting for someone to conquer her. She read the video files over and over several times, and there was a fairly young male member of the team who stood up with a face covering his chest. Fascinated said: "So beautiful, so attractive, she is my Audrey Hepburn is my Marilyn Monroe!"

The female researcher in her early thirties with black-rimmed glasses glanced at him coldly: "This is the nineteenth time, and you have said the same thing nineteen times this year."

Another team member who watched the video together was already a little tired. He pinched the bridge of his nose and was about to make a coffee. He paused when he heard this, and then teased while leaning on the table: "You forgot? A fifty-year-old man with a beer belly had a checkup, and he said, 'Oh, so handsome, so charming, he's Leonardo DiCaprio! Oh my god!'"

The team member who was teased by them has come out of a state of intoxication, and now he looks indifferent.

After entering keywords such as "six months ago", "nearly fifty years old", "male" in his memory bank, he knew who his colleague was talking about, and replied indifferently: "What are you talking about Leonardo Decca? What misunderstanding does Prio have? Isn't he fat and disabled in middle age?"

As he said that, he thought of Yu Xia, and instantly switched from a look of indifference to a look of lunatic.

"Before, at most, I was climbing a mountain with an altitude of two or three thousand meters. This time it is different. I have a hunch that what we want to conquer is Mount Everest! She is surrounded by fog, she is so beautiful and charming! My muse ,My Goddess!"

In this state of illness, the first time I see it is quite scary. Considering that I have to watch it a dozen or two times a year, I am used to it after working together for a while. In addition to shaking their heads, colleagues shook their heads, and a senior with more seniority said that after calculating the energy investment and return, it felt that this research might not last long...

These ordinary people in the team often focus on the research itself. They are not so well-informed, and the person in charge has already felt the pressure, because Pineapple Station has a video to prove that another freshwater crocodile other than the Chinese alligator has been found in China. Review the video I don't know so much, so I immediately invited experts to help. The experts thought it was nonsense, and I was shocked after watching the video.

The person who invited them over was still saying that they compared the photos of the Chinese alligators at the Pineapple Terrace, and thought that the three alligators they accidentally bumped into were not Chinese alligators. Besides, why did the Chinese alligators run into the rainforest? They can't determine what kind of species this is, and through what channel is it natural wild or artificially abandoned? As soon as I came back from the recording of the program, I sent the video for review and reported the situation to the country.

Most of the videos are long-range views, with the interaction between the guests and the crocodile. Fortunately, there are also close-ups. The staff of the film crew took the risk of scaring the urine. The experts have carefully put the close-up shots many times, and they feel that they are a bit inconsistent with the existing more than 20 species. It is suspected that it is a new species discovered for the first time. It is too ugly to be slapped in the face after the good news.

Several experts are still complaining, saying that the photo was taken in the evening, the light is too dark, and that this girl is really brave, crocodile! It can be said to be the group at the top of the food chain. She was not scared when she bumped into it, and took it back to the camp.

If this is not the original video, without any traces of post-production, I can't help but doubt its authenticity.

If it can be determined that it is a new species, it will be a major news that will shock the world. When experts see Yu Xia brushing the crocodile skin with the method of washing pig skin, they feel a pain in their chest. Not to mention the taste...

how to say?

If this is a new species that has never been discovered before, then it is even more giant panda than the giant panda, because it is very likely that only this group, maybe three, has been endangered since its discovery, and how much human and material resources must be invested in it. it? How long does it take for it to breed?

The expert team is not in a hurry to announce any news, they are going to go to Y City in person. But such a big move, like the IUCN, wildlife protection organizations, ecological environmental protection associations, etc. have not heard the wind? They are like sharks attracted by the smell of blood. They are all surrounded by it. They are all trying to find out what is going on. They have made various clauses and clauses to show that they have the right to know. When they heard that a certain channel was recording a variety show It is suspected that a new species has been discovered, and the expert team is verifying...

Not to mention the taste is sour and refreshing, everyone is saying that this program group is really out of luck.

Some things are either you don't say, once you say it, you have to say it clearly, and people who have an appetite will make trouble with you every day. Anyone who could apply for permission to the video submitted for review had seen it. After watching it, many aspects had already taken action. The action was divided into two parts, one was targeting the three baby crocodiles, and the other was targeting Yu Xia.

Needless to say about the former, Yu Xia, several parties were very interested in her, and felt that this ability was bestowed by heaven to protect endangered animals. They don't know and don't want to explore why this ability comes from, they are just thinking about how to make the best use of it.

Modern technology can help do many things, but there are still things that are difficult to achieve through technological means. In Yu Xia, the Protection Association sees a lot of hope. She can do things that they can't necessarily achieve with a lot of human and material resources. With this ability, any waste is a crime in their eyes. The team of scientists still wants to do the inspection slowly, and the Conservation Association is on the case. Who has so much time for you?

You say that thoroughly researching her ability will also benefit mankind?

The Conservancy doesn't want to hear it, just ask how long you're going to study? half a year? a year? Or three years, five years and ten years? Can you transplant the same ability to other people after the results come out? If not, why should I spend it with you?

They are almost raising the problem to the level of the ecological environment and all human beings. Seeing that several major associations are fighting so hard, the giant panda protection base is shameless and ran away. They secretly sent an application to Yu Xia, hoping that Miss and Sister will join in to protect and study giant pandas together.

This shameless behavior was immediately exposed in the circle, and the nature reserve on the other side of the Hengduan Mountains immediately issued an invitation, saying that the giant panda was only the most adorable and stealing the spotlight and was packaged as an Internet celebrity, in terms of number and rarity Our Yunnan snub-nosed monkey is far superior to it!

The Yunnan golden snub-nosed monkeys only have a dozen groups in the Hengduan Mountains, and there are about a thousand wild ones. They have a bunch of black hair on their heads, as if they went to a barber shop to cut a rooster's head. It can be said that it is the most valuable existence in the micro-fat world, and it is the flagship species that is focused on in the national biodiversity conservation action. Very rare, very precious, and even thought to be extinct at one time, only after being photographed in the last 20 to 30 years, the country took action and built a protected area nearby.

Even if you make a lot of efforts, the results will be the same. This kind of monkey is very timid. All you can do is to put the area where it lives in a protected area. It is very, very difficult for the staff to approach them, and it is basically impossible. Even after so many years, we still don’t know much about the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey, and our understanding is very limited. Anyway, the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey reserve thinks that they are the ones who need the little sister the most. If the young lady can get along with the cruel and cold-blooded crocodile, the monkey should not be there. Next.

With her, it is much more convenient to do statistics, and you can also know the current survival situation of the ethnic group, and the reserve can find a way to solve any difficulties encountered...

The Yunnan snub-nosed monkey reserve not only offered more generous treatment, but also turned around and scolded the giant panda protection base.

"How docile, how well-behaved, how daring, how daring are the giant pandas? It would be a waste for you to recruit people! Miss and sister should go to the place where she is most needed. Our protected area needs her the most, and we are thirsty for talents!"

Brothers who protect and study crocodiles are dissatisfied!

Never heard of a new crocodile found while recording the show? At present, there are only three, and your monkey has more than a thousand! Who are you calling precious?

The Yunnan snub-nosed monkey sanctuary doesn't admit it, and looks like I'm weak and I'm justified: "Your crocodile is known as the king of reptiles, and you still need to protect it? You can breed a nest just without it! How weak and helpless is the monkey? If you meet someone with bad intentions, you can beat it to death with a brick!"

The giant panda withdrew from the battlefield ahead of schedule, and now the crocodile and the monkey are fighting each other, while saying that I only have three and I have a small number, while saying that I am weak... The scene is very happy.

Seeing that they were arguing, their faces were red, and someone raised their hands weakly.

"Our South China Tiger Conservation Base also needs her."

"And our crested ibis."

"We Tibetan antelope."

"..."

Then I heard a mutter: "Do you know that this little girl is from a foreign language? She doesn't even recognize a few endangered animals in the country, so what's the toss like a chicken blood?"

This brother who told the truth turned around and was beaten by the major protected areas. It was all the same thing. Not to mention that she still learns English. Even if she is illiterate, we are willing to absorb it!

"These years, there are a lot of professional knowledge reserves, but few can do practical things." The Giant Panda Base said, like their side, I don't know how many job seekers come to work every year, and at worst, they have an undergraduate degree, and graduate students and doctoral students are crowded together. Well, if you look for someone with strong professional skills, you can easily recruit a large number of people. How many people like Yu Xia have a whole country? Because of this, even if the giant pandas have been effectively protected, they still have to work hard.

These words come to the heart of each nature reserve. There are a lot of creatures and a lot of endangered animals. Even if you can memorize all the endangered animals in our country and describe their conditions in detail, you can make it unloadable. Under the defense? Can you get close to it easily?

If you can't, just keep your mouth shut, stay by your side, and don't disturb our meeting.

They didn't say a word well, and let the major protected areas unite to make a face, and it was only at this time that they knew what it meant to work together.

They quarreled on and off for a few days, but couldn't reach an agreement. At this time, someone finally remembered that the young lady also has ideas, preferences and pursuits, so she should respect her wishes and see how she chooses.

Besides, she can also rotate every year or three years and walk through all the major protected areas, which is not impossible.

The group of people who were blushing and red-faced from the quarrel stopped and said that there is no arguing, everyone depends on their abilities. Although this meeting had no practical results, they reached an agreement on another level that the team of scientists would never waste too much time, and the little girl had to make good use of her abilities and devote herself to where she was really needed.

The team of scientists had just finished the inspection and hoped that Yu Xia would cooperate with a few more projects, so they received pressure from all directions.

Let them get away with what information they should extract, and let them go when they're done. You may not be able to produce results in three, five, seven or eight years. Don't occupy this pit and leave the pit to those who really need it... This is the protected area. The original words of the person in charge sounded despair in the ears of the scientists. With this quality, why did the country send you to protect the giant panda and the golden monkey?

Don't look at how noisy these people are, and I haven't heard the slightest bit of wind outside. Pineapple Station is happily doing the later stage, and at the same time preparing for the next few episodes.

Yu Xia got two reports back and forth. She just glanced at her own report and didn't read it seriously. She read Yu Zhiyong's inspection report and read it very carefully. After listening to the orthopaedic expert explain his situation in detail, Experts on the two traditional Chinese medicine prescriptions have also seen them, and they say that they are really subtle, but they have little effect on complete damage, and they are quite suitable for other situations. Experts said that they had never read this recipe in medical books. They asked Yu Xia who said it came from, and Yu Xia directly pushed it to Qiao Yue without any extra explanation.

Yu Xia brought the problem back to the spinal cord injury. The expert told her that there was nothing wrong with the diagnosis report from the N city hospital. It should be difficult for her father to leave the wheelchair in this situation. The good news is that his treatment and maintenance were in place, and no complications were caused. Now It is to maintain a positive and optimistic attitude, follow the recommended recipe for nutritional intake, and usually give him some massage, etc...

From the standpoint of the family, it is unimaginable that such a thing would be a tragedy. From the perspective of a doctor, they have seen a lot of various situations in their careers for many years. Accidental disability will bring a big blow, but without your legs, you still have hands, and you can still do a lot of things. As long as you get used to the new life, it will not become a burden or burden.

The experts tried their best to persuade him, and found that Yu Xia's thoughts were very consistent with hers.

After listening to him, Yu Xia also said that the accident had been happening for more than a year. I did this examination not to get rid of the wheelchair, but to see what the current situation was and what aspects of the spinal cord injury were affected. If there are other findings, it can be checked as soon as possible. Immediately treat, check is for peace of mind.

After her explanation, the expert felt a lot more relaxed, and replied that all aspects were not bad, and her father's attitude towards life was still positive.

When Yu Zhiyong heard these words, he laughed and said that the psychological burden was quite heavy in the early days. Originally, his father was the support of his daughter. As a result, when he was only in his forties, he dragged him back. , said that his daughter had to pay more attention to him.

"Now Xia Xia can live well without relying on others. No one can hold her back. The big stone in my heart is put down."

"The accident happened for so long, and the wheelchair is used to sitting, so what do you want to do with it?"

Since they came to Beijing, Qiao Yue, as the host, had to greet them, and the group of four went to a private restaurant for dinner. Yu Xia's phone almost exploded after eating this meal. At first, Director Chen of Pineapple Channel contacted her and said that they had obtained her contact information through the TV station to give her a psychological preparation.

Hearing this, Yu Xia wondered, didn't the contact information already given? She has cooperated with the inspection here, what is going on this time?

Director Chen said that it was not a research team, it should be another institution, because the platform provided this item, and felt that Yu Xia had to be notified, so he handed this task to Director Chen, who was most familiar with Yu Xia.

By the way, Director Chen told her that Traveling through the Rainforest had been mentioned in the first episode, and he gave her a time to take a look at it and see how she looked in the camera and the editing effect of the program team.

"I've done a lot of variety shows, and you can be said to be very popular."

"If it can be red, it must be red."

Yu Xia laughed and replied, "Then borrow your auspicious words?"

...

Counting the days, there are still more than half a month before the show starts. During this time, Yu Xia fully felt the enthusiasm of the major endangered animal reserves. There are a lot of small videos of panda babies thrown over at the panda base, which are really cute.

This shameless act was unanimously crusaded by other protection bases. The Yunnan Golden Monkey Protection Base was wronged. We can only attach photos to show that our baby monkeys are also very cute and fat.

What's more, there are so many who have stroked giant pandas, and how many have stroked Yunnan golden monkeys? You may not see it when you come to the reserve, and the baby monkey hides when it looks at people.

The conclusion is that it is not uncommon to play with giant pandas. Only when you can play with baby monkeys can you establish your status as a boss. It also shows that the base respects talents. They have good treatment, good welfare, clean air and elegant environment... Even if there are still shortcomings, you can mention them. The reserve fully cooperates.

After posting the photos and talking about the current situation, Yu Xia looked very touched, but because she received too many invitations at the same time, and after reading all the documents, she didn't know how to choose and determine her own number. Every small request can be met, she chose the most primitive method, without thinking, relying on God's will, and drawing lots!

It was also God's will to trick people, and she really got the Yunnan golden monkey.

When Yu Xia came home with her parents after two inspections in Beijing, she was about to close the pet shop and accepted the invitation of the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey reserve. His parents and Qiao Yue had done a certificate, and they could go there to find her at any time, or they could stay in her dormitory temporarily.

The reserve was a bit more polite. They didn’t force Yu Xia to go to and from work. The nature and content of her work were very special. As a specially introduced talent, she was more free than other employees in the reserve. Anyway, as long as Baby Monkey is willing to cooperate, she can do whatever she wants.

The Yunnan Golden Snub-nosed Monkey Reserve has a bold idea. They want to take pictures of the monkey baby interacting with the young lady, not only as a research material, but also to surpass the black and white fat man next door, so that the golden monkey baby will become the first net red in the national treasure circle.

Crocodiles can be cute these days, but golden monkeys can't?

Such a fashionable hairstyle, such a bright lip color, such an enchanting body... This is the configuration of a living Internet celebrity!

The Yunnan snub-nosed monkey reserve is very confident, and I believe that the young lady who will come to report soon can do it, no problem!

The news that the young lady is about to move to the monkey sanctuary also spread to the regular customers, and the buddy who raised a golden python over two meters long couldn’t help but ponder: [I don’t know if the monkey sanctuary is willing to accept donations from professionals that do not match…]

Xiang Chao looked at the desperate husky huddled in the corner, and asked, "I wonder if they still need guard dogs? 】

The little brother in the cap took a picture of a small Shiba dog facing the wind at a 45-degree angle and said: [Inujiro dreams of becoming a monkey and going to the reserve to accept the care of the young lady. 】

[That's impossible, the monkey is more valuable than it. 】

[Don't be kidding, brothers, the problem before us is very serious, Miss Sister said that the door will be closed at the end of the month, what should I do? 】

[Look at it, when the dog gets angry, I will take it to the monkey sanctuary to protest! You have to write a letter to complain and expose the shameless behavior of the monkey next door. You are weak and you are justified? The number is very small, isn't it? Who is not a baby yet? Who does not need to be cared for? 】

【…】

When the regular customer group exploded into fireworks, the Pineapple Channel's online comprehensive also quietly went online, because I believe that the majority of netizens will definitely benefit each other after watching it. They did not do too much pre-hype, but instead focused on the show itself, hoping to maximize Limits guarantee content quality.

Before the broadcast, the stage sent a Weibo notice to let the guests turn around. On the day of the broadcast, they put this show on the homepage to push, and there is nothing else.

Even with just such a little publicity, this online compendium exploded after it went online. It captured the entire network within a day. I have seen it two times, three times, and four times. When I turned around, it gave people crazy Amway: Friend, have you seen it? The survival show on Pineapple TV?