Lao Tzu is the Devil

In Kunlun Town, there are countless mortals seeking immortality, as well as small sects from Kyushu who want to visit the Kunlun School. Hundreds of thousands of people raised their heads and looked at the sky full of worship.

"It's Immortal Master Kunlun!!"

"Quick! Let's hurry over, maybe we can get a big chance!!"

Countless people have surrounded the world’s No. 1 Zhuang with water. A pure white crane in the sky flapped its beautiful wings and swooped straight down. A middle-aged man with the bones of a fairy wind and bones on his back was standing on top of the crane with his hands on his back. , Looked calmly at the mortals screaming crazily below.

This middle-aged man is actually just an ordinary deacon from a branch of the Kunlun School. Relying on the name of the Kunlun School, he often goes down the mountain to cheat, cheat money, women, and men.

The real person Tianxiao touched the goatee that he finally built up, pretending to look like an outsider, and glanced around.

Many people screamed with excitement: "The fairy is looking at me, the fairy is looking at me! I feel a qi rolling in my body, I think I have broken through!!"

"Master Immortal is so powerful, I can smell it from a distance, it's really scented!"

"Rogue! What are you doing by smelling my ass!"

In short, the people around are crazy, just like fans of airport pick-ups on the earth shouting crazy! !

Master Tianxiao was enjoying the worship around him, and then he said in a deep voice, "Everyone, be quiet. Just now I received a message from my disciple, and someone slandered the reputation of the Kunlun School, so I came down here to deal with it!"

"Which one is not long-sighted, dare to say Kunlun school! I was the first to disagree!!"

"It must be another school who is jealous of the popularity of the Kunlun School, shameless slut!!"

"Kunlun Pie! Kunlun Pie!!!"

According to public opinion, after all the momentum was successfully created, Master Tianxiao turned his head and scorned Chen Mo proudly: "Little baby, you just slandered our Kunlun school?"

Chen Mo became addicted to the opera, and trembling all over the ropeway: "You, you are really an immortal master of the Kunlun School, so amazing. I was just a quick mouth, not intentional. You, you won't kill me... …"

Mingyun dumbfounded: The plot is wrong, is this still the head I know? How come you suddenly become so timid today! !

Madam Tianxiao’s reaction to Chen Mo was not at all strange. Hundreds of thousands of people surrendered to his feet. It was a miracle for a disciple of a small Misty Peak without being scared to pee his pants!

The real person Tianxiao touched his beard, pretending to be profound, and said: "I Kunlun faction is proud to stand in Kyushu, and to Purdue everyone. Naturally, I will not kill you a junior, but the death penalty is unavoidable and the living sin is inevitable. If you cut off your tongue, it will be your punishment for slandering Kunlun faction!!"

Chen Mo's complexion changed drastically, his acting ostentatiously hugged his head and screamed: "No! Ya Lidie!! Don't cut my tongue. If I don't have a tongue, how can I make my beloved woman happy?"

Real Person Tianxiao: "..."

Many female civilians around cursed: "Shameless! Shameless! Abnormal!"

Master Tianxiao seemed to understand Chen Mo's meaning all at once, and thought of some fragrant pictures, he was eager to get upset, and he wished to find a few female benefactors to cultivate immortals, and said quickly: "You, you, your shameless person, unexpectedly It's so nasty, you still use your tongue to do that kind of thing!!"

Chen Mo said with a simple expression: "What the **** are you talking about? I can't understand a single sentence. My tongue can be used to tell jokes and make my beloved woman happy. Master, may I ask where you think of it, why are you? You would say I'm nasty, why are you blushing? Don't you think I can use my tongue...Oh, hate! You are so dirty!!"

The real person Tianxiao was suddenly flushed by Chen Mo's exaggerated performance: "You, you are bloody! I didn't expect to lick with my tongue..."

"Lick what?" Chen Mo smirked.

Wow--

There was a lot of booing from the surroundings. The Kunlun sent immortal masters are high in the minds of mortals. Even the **** must be immortal. However, the real person Tianxiao just showed it is almost on the side of the road. There is no difference between a wretched uncle, who is still like a fairy master.

"Is this man really a fairy master of the Kunlun School? How could this be!"

"My mind is so dirty that I think the tongue is used, oh, I can't even think about it!!"

Finally, the real person Tianxiao turned from anger into anger, his left palm turned his qi into qi, and he shot Chen Mo's head straight: "Little beast, you dare to play with me, I want you to be broken into pieces!!"

Passers-by had many fans of the Kunlun School, and they recognized the Zhang method of the real person of Tianxiao at a glance, and exclaimed: "This is the high-level Kunlun School palm-the Tiangang palm method, which can refine the true energy into the qi, which is as strong as steel. The power is amazing. Looking at the lustrous lustre of the real person Tianxiao, it should be at least fivefold, at least in the realm of God Transformation!!"

The surrounding exclaimed: "Hua Shen! It seems that he is really an immortal master! It's just that I'm afraid it's a bit lustful!"

Huh--

With the thunder and gust of wind and the air bursting, ordinary people have no time to escape, but Chen Mo is no ordinary person!

Chen Mo pretended to be very scared, shaking his head and just avoiding the palm of Tiangang~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Then he put five fingers in his mouth and exaggerated: "It's so scary, so scared!!"

Damn it! !

Without a hit, the real person Tianxiao turned his palm into claws, turned into five sharp eagle claws, and swept across the army.

Chen Mo pretended to squat down and hold his head: "Don't kill me, I'm still a virgin!!"

As soon as he squatted down, he escaped the attack of Real Person Tianxiao again!

Oh--

The melon-eating crowd exclaimed, thinking that this kid was so lucky that he had escaped the attack of the real person of Tianxiao twice. Of course, some powerful cultivators saw some clues and thought that this kid was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. .

Sure enough, the real person Tianxiao is getting faster and faster, and his attacks are getting more and more fierce! !

Boom boom boom!

Step on the ground, tear the gully; punch the air, the building collapses!

With flying sand and rocks around, ordinary people simply can't stand.

However, Chen Mo sang a song during the attack of the real Tianxiao: "Three circles on the left, three circles on the right, his neck twisted, **** twisted.

Early to bed and early to get up, let's do exercise

Shaking hands and feet

Take a deep breath and learn how to sing and dance with grandpa so you won’t get old! Everyone, raise your hands, follow me, and twist! ! "

Every time Chen Mo twisted his body just right to avoid the attack of Real Person Tianxiao, Real Person Tianxiao almost cried! ! This kid is too evil! !

The surrounding people who eat melon don't know whether it is because of Chen Mo's beautiful singing, or they think Chen Mo is teaching some profound secret skills, and they actually followed Chen Mo by raising their hands and doing exercise!

Majesty Tianxiao finally moved really angry, and roared: "Thirteenth style of Tiangang!!"

The hands of Master Tianxiao seemed to grow directly from the body, turning into thirteen hands, and each hand carried a meter-long qi, blocking all Chen Mo's evasion routes! ! Die to me! !