Legend of the Asura

Chapter 99: Pedantic youth

Feng Xiao forcefully patted his shoulder and called back his spirit as he said, “She is my treasured little sister, aren’t you afraid that ‘Feng’er’ will be angry if you keep staring at her?”

The blue clothed man’s face changed, like he had thought of something terrifying.  He quickly turned his head, not daring to look at Feng Yao again.

Feng Xiao was secretly grinned.  This person, he fears his wife and he truly fears her.

“This brother, what do I call you?”  Feng Xiao cupped his hands like someone from the past.  Because the Heavenly Dragon Dynasty was like the Qing Dynasty, the NPCs all knew this greeting.

The blue clothed man quickly returned the greeting, “This one is Li San Si.”

“Brother Li!”

“I don’t dare, I don’t dare!”

“What!?  You are called Li San Si?”  Feng Xiao’s expression froze.

Same name!  It had to be the same name!

Li San Si was stunned as he asked in surprise, “This one is Li San Si.  Could it be that this brother has heard this one’s name before?”

“Ke, ke, I have, I have.  Is Master Jing Tian still good?”  Feng Xiao asked with a seemingly casual face.

When the word Jing Tian appeared, Li San Si revealed a look of admiration, “Many thanks for your thoughts, recently master has…...Yi?  Why do you know this one’s master’s name?”

Feng Xiao was covered in cold sweat.  What kind of damn video game design was this, even the Legend of Sword and Fairy was dragged in.

[TL Note: The Legend of Sword and Fairy is a popular chinese RPG that’s spawned a series of dramas, also known as Chinese Paladin.]

Li San Xi was Li Xiao Yao’s dad.

Looking at him more carefully, he seemed more like Li San Si.  Li San Si in the game was a righteous person with good morals that was loyal and loving to his friends.  Only his manners weren’t good, so he even seemed a bit childish.  He was rather pure when he was young and was simply an idiot when it came to love.

“When this one met Master Jing Tian in the past for a chat, the master mentioned you a few times.”  Feng Xiao explained without a single change in his expression.

Feng Yao turned as she held back her smile.

Big brother is trying to cheat someone again.

“So you’re a friend of my master, I really was disrespectful.”  Li San Si quickly bowed, as his gaze at Feng Xiao changed, actually filling with respect.  At the same time, he was happy that he could save a “friend of his master”.

He really was easy to trick.  No matter which game this Li San Si was in, he was still like this.

“I wonder what this master is called?”  Li San Si asked with an expectant look.

“Oh!  Master said that you were the disciple he was the most proud of in his life.  He, he, brother Li, if your master wasn’t satisfied with you, how could he have mentioned you so many times to others?”  Feng Xiao said with a look of “praise”.

“Master really said this?”  Li San Si couldn’t help stroking his hands.  He was filled with respect for his master and hearing Feng Xiao’s excited words, he began to respect Feng Xiao even more.

This person in front of him had to be someone incredible.  Not only was he friends with his heavenly master, there was even a fairy following him.  I wouldn’t believe he wasn’t incredible even if I was beaten to death.

He didn’t even think about the simplest matter, would he need to be saved if he was that incredible?

“It definitely is true!  That’s right, brother Li, why did you come to a place like this?  As far as I know, there are countless dangers here and there aren't any special treasures.”  Feng Xiao said with a veiled attack.

It was hard to catch this empty headed kid, how could he not cheat him out of something.

Didn’t Nangong Huang get a “Flying Dragon Exploring Cloud Hand” with just a few words?

He ran so quickly just now, it had to be a secret technique.

Li San Si naturally answered this expert’s question, “Reporting to senior…..Eh, I wonder what this senior is called?”

Putong!

Feng Xiao’s leg went soft and almost fell down.  Feng Yao’s shoulder almost began trembling.

Senior?

In Li San Si’s eyes, someone that could be friends with his master was definitely a divine person, it was easy to reverse their old age with cultivation.  This was because Master Jing Tian looked to be around the same as him and his friends all seemed to be around thirty years old.

“I am called Wind Spirit.”

“Senior Wind…..This one’s fiancee Feng’er requires an Immortal Herb called the ‘Ice Spirit Herb’ to nourish her appearance and this Ice Spirit Herb grows in this cave, so this one was searching inside.”

Feng Xiao ignored the word “senior” and quickly asked, “Did you find it?”

“I found it, but my Gathering Skill was too low and I couldn’t get it at all, so I could only retreat.  After this one heads back, I will train my Gathering Skill and come another day.”  Li San Si said in a voice of pity.

“Un?  Could it be that the Immortal Beast didn’t notice you?  Or can it not beat you?”

Could it be that Li San Si could beat the Immortal Beast?  Otherwise how did he enter the Stalactite Cave?

Li San Si gave a bitter smile, “This one doesn’t have any attack abilities, how could I fight an Immortal Beast.  This one just used an Immortal Grade Stealth Scroll to enter, but this one was almost found.  It took a while before to dispel its wariness.”

“So it’s like this.”

No wonder the small one came out first, so the old one was playing hide and seek with Li San Si.

But this one called “Feng’er” really could bear to give him up, she actually sent Li San Si to this dangerous place just to nourish her appearance.

NPCs really died when they died.

Although he wanted to cheat Li San Si, he respected this person and not to mention that he had just saved him and Feng Yao.  So he didn’t wish for this person that could be his friend to be toyed with a woman.

Feng Xiao couldn’t help asking, “It was your fiancee that wanted you to get the ‘Ice Spirit Herb’?”

Li San Si shook his head, “No, no, this one has had some disagreements with Feng’er lately, so this one wanted to get the ‘Ice Spirit Herb’ to placate her.”

Disagreement?  Wasn’t Li San Si’s fiancee the famous Iron Palm Sect’s female hero, the “Iron Palm Phoenix”?  Could it be that they two fought daily?

“I wonder what kind of disagreement has brother Li had with your fiancee?  Ke, ke, I have some understanding of matters between men and women, perhaps I can help you solve this problem.”

Li San Si’s expression became gloomy and he said in a depressed voice, “Feng’er and I have been in love for five years now, but recently she has been angry with me.  Normally she’s never had a temper with me and in the past five years, she had never mentioned the matter of marriage to me before.”

“She doesn’t want to marry you?  What reaction did she have when you said you want to marry her?”  Feng Xiao asked.

Li San Si scratched his head and said, “I never said I would marry her, how could I bear to say this.”

Feng Xiao: …...

Feng Yao: …...

Feng Xiao went crazy, suppressing the urge to knock a hole in this idiot’s head.  He said with a face expecting nothing, “How do you know she’s willing to marry you if you don’t ask!  Us men have to take the initiative in this matter, could it be that you’re going to wait until the girl takes the initiative to mention this?”

Li San Si was stunned, as he said in a confused voice, “How could a righteous person like me say such…..impolite and shameless words?  Master has said that people have to cultivate a sense of honour……”

Chapter 99: Pedantic youth

Feng Xiao forcefully patted his shoulder and called back his spirit as he said, “She is my treasured little sister, aren’t you afraid that ‘Feng’er’ will be angry if you keep staring at her?”

The blue clothed man’s face changed, like he had thought of something terrifying.  He quickly turned his head, not daring to look at Feng Yao again.

Feng Xiao was secretly grinned.  This person, he fears his wife and he truly fears her.

“This brother, what do I call you?”  Feng Xiao cupped his hands like someone from the past.  Because the Heavenly Dragon Dynasty was like the Qing Dynasty, the NPCs all knew this greeting.

The blue clothed man quickly returned the greeting, “This one is Li San Si.”

“Brother Li!”

“I don’t dare, I don’t dare!”

“What!?  You are called Li San Si?”  Feng Xiao’s expression froze.

Same name!  It had to be the same name!

Li San Si was stunned as he asked in surprise, “This one is Li San Si.  Could it be that this brother has heard this one’s name before?”

“Ke, ke, I have, I have.  Is Master Jing Tian still good?”  Feng Xiao asked with a seemingly casual face.

When the word Jing Tian appeared, Li San Si revealed a look of admiration, “Many thanks for your thoughts, recently master has…...Yi?  Why do you know this one’s master’s name?”

Feng Xiao was covered in cold sweat.  What kind of damn video game design was this, even the Legend of Sword and Fairy was dragged in.

[TL Note: The Legend of Sword and Fairy is a popular chinese RPG that’s spawned a series of dramas, also known as Chinese Paladin.]

Li San Xi was Li Xiao Yao’s dad.

Looking at him more carefully, he seemed more like Li San Si.  Li San Si in the game was a righteous person with good morals that was loyal and loving to his friends.  Only his manners weren’t good, so he even seemed a bit childish.  He was rather pure when he was young and was simply an idiot when it came to love.

“When this one met Master Jing Tian in the past for a chat, the master mentioned you a few times.”  Feng Xiao explained without a single change in his expression.

Feng Yao turned as she held back her smile.

Big brother is trying to cheat someone again.

“So you’re a friend of my master, I really was disrespectful.”  Li San Si quickly bowed, as his gaze at Feng Xiao changed, actually filling with respect.  At the same time, he was happy that he could save a “friend of his master”.

He really was easy to trick.  No matter which game this Li San Si was in, he was still like this.

“I wonder what this master is called?”  Li San Si asked with an expectant look.

“Oh!  Master said that you were the disciple he was the most proud of in his life.  He, he, brother Li, if your master wasn’t satisfied with you, how could he have mentioned you so many times to others?”  Feng Xiao said with a look of “praise”.

“Master really said this?”  Li San Si couldn’t help stroking his hands.  He was filled with respect for his master and hearing Feng Xiao’s excited words, he began to respect Feng Xiao even more.

This person in front of him had to be someone incredible.  Not only was he friends with his heavenly master, there was even a fairy following him.  I wouldn’t believe he wasn’t incredible even if I was beaten to death.

He didn’t even think about the simplest matter, would he need to be saved if he was that incredible?

“It definitely is true!  That’s right, brother Li, why did you come to a place like this?  As far as I know, there are countless dangers here and there aren't any special treasures.”  Feng Xiao said with a veiled attack.

It was hard to catch this empty headed kid, how could he not cheat him out of something.

Didn’t Nangong Huang get a “Flying Dragon Exploring Cloud Hand” with just a few words?

He ran so quickly just now, it had to be a secret technique.

Li San Si naturally answered this expert’s question, “Reporting to senior…..Eh, I wonder what this senior is called?”

Putong!

Feng Xiao’s leg went soft and almost fell down.  Feng Yao’s shoulder almost began trembling.

Senior?

In Li San Si’s eyes, someone that could be friends with his master was definitely a divine person, it was easy to reverse their old age with cultivation.  This was because Master Jing Tian looked to be around the same as him and his friends all seemed to be around thirty years old.

“I am called Wind Spirit.”

“Senior Wind…..This one’s fiancee Feng’er requires an Immortal Herb called the ‘Ice Spirit Herb’ to nourish her appearance and this Ice Spirit Herb grows in this cave, so this one was searching inside.”

Feng Xiao ignored the word “senior” and quickly asked, “Did you find it?”

“I found it, but my Gathering Skill was too low and I couldn’t get it at all, so I could only retreat.  After this one heads back, I will train my Gathering Skill and come another day.”  Li San Si said in a voice of pity.

“Un?  Could it be that the Immortal Beast didn’t notice you?  Or can it not beat you?”

Could it be that Li San Si could beat the Immortal Beast?  Otherwise how did he enter the Stalactite Cave?

Li San Si gave a bitter smile, “This one doesn’t have any attack abilities, how could I fight an Immortal Beast.  This one just used an Immortal Grade Stealth Scroll to enter, but this one was almost found.  It took a while before to dispel its wariness.”

“So it’s like this.”

No wonder the small one came out first, so the old one was playing hide and seek with Li San Si.

But this one called “Feng’er” really could bear to give him up, she actually sent Li San Si to this dangerous place just to nourish her appearance.

NPCs really died when they died.

Although he wanted to cheat Li San Si, he respected this person and not to mention that he had just saved him and Feng Yao.  So he didn’t wish for this person that could be his friend to be toyed with a woman.

Feng Xiao couldn’t help asking, “It was your fiancee that wanted you to get the ‘Ice Spirit Herb’?”

Li San Si shook his head, “No, no, this one has had some disagreements with Feng’er lately, so this one wanted to get the ‘Ice Spirit Herb’ to placate her.”

Disagreement?  Wasn’t Li San Si’s fiancee the famous Iron Palm Sect’s female hero, the “Iron Palm Phoenix”?  Could it be that they two fought daily?

“I wonder what kind of disagreement has brother Li had with your fiancee?  Ke, ke, I have some understanding of matters between men and women, perhaps I can help you solve this problem.”

Li San Si’s expression became gloomy and he said in a depressed voice, “Feng’er and I have been in love for five years now, but recently she has been angry with me.  Normally she’s never had a temper with me and in the past five years, she had never mentioned the matter of marriage to me before.”

“She doesn’t want to marry you?  What reaction did she have when you said you want to marry her?”  Feng Xiao asked.

Li San Si scratched his head and said, “I never said I would marry her, how could I bear to say this.”

Feng Xiao: …...

Feng Yao: …...

Feng Xiao went crazy, suppressing the urge to knock a hole in this idiot’s head.  He said with a face expecting nothing, “How do you know she’s willing to marry you if you don’t ask!  Us men have to take the initiative in this matter, could it be that you’re going to wait until the girl takes the initiative to mention this?”

Li San Si was stunned, as he said in a confused voice, “How could a righteous person like me say such…..impolite and shameless words?  Master has said that people have to cultivate a sense of honour……”