Life is a Game

Cut vegetables can certainly be used as a show.

If Jiang Feng can cut the cucumber with a knife and cut out the thin radish skin that can transmit light like a Chinese young man ’s house, let alone show for the elderly and widowed, even the TV variety show can at least 5 minutes People performing time. However, Jiang Feng also wanted to keep his left hand to accompany him.

Jiang Feng cut vegetables with blindfold, Jiang Feng confidently can do it.

But I wo n’t be able to cut it. I can cut a few fingers at a time. I had no luck when I met a doctor named Jiang Feng who was a doctor named Ling.

So Jiang Feng chose to carve turnip flowers.

Well, to fool elementary school students, they must do what they like.

Radish is a good thing. It has a variety of varieties, low prices, red, white, and purple. The key is the large plasticity, not only the radish flowers, but it is also easy to carve a rabbit and a chick. It is the Peggy Jiang Fengdu. Can be carved out for everyone. If the little radish heads don't mind the color, the little yellow people are not bad.

Qi Jiangfeng felt that if you really can't think of a way to make money, carving carrots at the entrance of Chenfeng Elementary School is also a good business.

The student union officer went to Jiang Feng to find radishes. After the initial surprise, he still had a high acceptance of Jiang Feng's performance of carved radishes. After all, there was a show of hamburger on the program list. Jiang Feng's show was compared with that guy Much normal.

Qijiang Fengmei was sitting in the middle of the fifth row.

He just asked about it. The first four rows are for the widowed elderly school leaders and students' parents. The fifth row is also good. Jiang Feng's position for him is wide and his chair is very soft. The most important thing is that from the distance of Jiang Feng's vision, she can see the face of the young lady on the stage.

Last time, I managed to grab a ticket for the art and dance performance of the Academy of Music and Dance from Ji Yue, but Jiang Feng could only see what color skirt the dancing young lady was wearing.

The rest is unclear. What Jiang Feng can see is a few dancing red mosaics on the stage.

I will cry if I continue.

Qijiang Feng sits in a crowded audience with no frills.

I sat in the auditorium and touched the fish to play with my mobile phone. During this period, the student union officer also moved two large boxes of radishes. If you say that the student union officers are hard, they almost exhausted the radishes in the warehouse and did not miss any of them.

表演 The show starts at 3 pm.

Qiu Jiangfeng is the vice president of the student union on the left and the director of the sports department on the right. I do n’t know if another Jiang Feng is the president of the student union.

As for the president of the real student council, I was just wondering why the box containing radish should be put on the cabinet in the background. I wanted to move the box down and I was smashed by radish and I was sent to the school hospital.

The show is nothing to look at.

Qijiang Feng was even a little disappointed.

In addition to the beautiful young lady dancing, that is, the guy who eats burgers a little bit, see through, the other is not singing or not knowing what to play in the sketch, singing songs are either revolutionary old songs or children's songs.

Qiu Jiangfeng's program was ranked last. There was no other purpose, because it was inserted in the middle. In case he had peeled the radish skin, it would be difficult to clean it.

干事 The student union officer informed Jiang Feng that she could sing and dance while the **** the stage was singing in the background. She was still singing "Little Jumping Frog".

The running tune ran so well that the little jumping frog would cry when he heard it.

The chopper and the chopping board are ready. The girl in the tune is finished, sweating, and gasping out of the stage, the host came to the stage to report.

Elementary schools under the ring are long annoyed.

The grandmother still applauded, but the elementary school students started to jump up and down uneasily and wanted to leave.

I'm holding them here to watch such a boring performance, it's really hard for these bunches of young turnips who are less than ten years old.

I saw a program that seemed interesting at last, and the elementary school students burst into warm applause like never before.

Qijiang Feng was a little flattered, and then came up with a beautiful carrot.

Carving radish flowers is a very performative project that sounds very dazzling, the process of engraving is dazzling, and the results are even more dazzling. You do n’t need to say anything, you just need to sculpt quietly. Just fine.

In just a few minutes, a beautiful rose flower appeared in Jiang Feng's hands.

"Wow!"

The whole hall was full of admiration, and the overwhelming sound rang randomly.

Min Jiangfeng picked up the microphone on the table and asked, "I'm going to carve a small animal below. What do the students want?"

The audience suddenly boiled. A little girl with short hair in the sixth row jumped up from the chair on the spot, screaming in front of all the children and shouting, "Piggy Page!"

"George!"

"Suzi !!!"

"Garden Baby!"

连 Even an old man in the first row yelled in a very childlike manner: "Sun Wukong."

Min Jiangfeng: ...

怎么 Why is he so cheap, he can't carve himself. Now the audience shouted all those pigs that looked like hair dryers.

Eventually Jiang Feng chose to ignore anyone, pretending not to hear, carved a cute little rabbit, and hurried off the scene.

He was afraid that some children would come to the stage and ask him to carve a piglet Peggy.

Qiu Jiangfeng did not expect that he was stopped by his parents when he stepped down.

I was stopped by the mother of the first short-haired girl named Pig Page. Jiang Feng's show was the last one. Now that the show is over, it ’s normal for everyone to leave.

The mother of the short-haired girl stopped Jiang Feng. Hermes bag on the seat was too late to rush to the stage and stopped Jiang Feng from the background.

那个 "That, classmate, can you sell the rabbit you just carved to me?" The parents asked.

"Mom, I want Pig Page," the girl followed, emphasising again.

Parents: ...

"That classmate, can you please help me carve a little pig Page for my daughter." The parents said they were embarrassed, but she accompanied her daughter to watch a lot of episodes that looked like a hair dryer. It is so deformed that it must be difficult to carve.

"One hundred, what do you think of this classmate?" For the pleasure of her daughter, the parents don't care about money at all.

Qiu Jiangfeng almost did not stand firm.

What does this mean today, the parents of this morning wind elementary school are chasing him to throw money.

"Two hundred, I want George!" A little fat man heard the wind.

Qiu Jiangfeng didn't care. It was normal for the children to shout about the price.

The next second, the fat man pulled out his mobile phone and opened Alipay: "Brother, can you pay with Alipay, I have no money on WeChat."

Action is very skilled.

Qiu Jiangfeng was calmed on the spot.

The rest of the children heard that they could buy it with money, and they started screaming and disturbing the average market price.

"Five hundred, I want Peggy too!"

"Six hundred, I want My Neighbor Totoro!"

"800, Susie, I want Susie!"

"One thousand, minion, the one I want to wear glasses!"

"One thousand ..."

Uh ...

A group of children are actually comparable.

Seeing that the price is about to shout 2,000, Jiang Feng will soon become the legendary giant who can go up and down a few thousand yuan a minute and the fate of deceiving minors that can be encountered into the game. Jiang Feng resisted the temptation and did not forget his original intention .

"One hundred, one by one."

The short-haired girl was content with the piglet Peggy, and Jiang Feng also gave her mother the first radish flower carved.

Such a thing as the eagle eagle pig Page is completely practiced. At first Jiang Feng was carved slowly because of the deformed shape of something that looked like a hair dryer. It took ten minutes to sculpt it. Later, it took only three or five minutes to master the rule. Later, Wu Minqi joined the help to speed up even faster.

After more than two hours, Jiang Feng's Alipay balance reached a five-figure figure. Elementary school students at Chenfeng Elementary School had almost a pig, and very caring elementary school students bought four hair dryers neatly.

Qiu Jiangfeng and Wu Minqi also gave each old man a pig eight ring.

Sun Wukong's difficulty is too high, and the pig's Bajie is enough to make these old people smile and take it all in their hands.

At the end of the day, Jiang Feng was ready to share the loot with Wu Minqi.

不少 Many of Georges are carved by Wu Minqi. It is not good for him to trick Wu Minqi into the shop to be a free chef. This kind of unscrupulous money that everyone makes together cannot be justified.

"I'm very satisfied with my radish training. I don't need to pay me any money, and I don't lack money." Wu Minqi really didn't care about the more than 10,000 yuan. "However, Jiang Feng, did you find that you were a little short of money? "

"The family has owed some money recently." Jiang Feng said.

There are not many puppets, only 300 million, and millions of renovation costs.

Qiu Jiangfeng silently pretended to be forced.

"Would you like me to borrow it?" In just one day, the relationship between Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi has grown rapidly. Wu Minqi has already regarded Jiang Feng as a friend who can rival him in cooking. Wu Minqi does not want Jiang Feng to delay the kitchen because of financial problems Yi ’s practice, "I heard that your family has a lot of money to open a shop ~ www.wuxiahere.com ~ Although I do n’t have much money, but lending you more than 100,000 should be an emergency."

Qi Jiangfeng was a bit frightened by Wu Minqi's enthusiasm. Before, it was still superficial and subordinate relationships in the community. Suddenly it became a good friend who could borrow more than 100,000. He was not used to it.

"No need, my family is fine, not so exaggerated." Jiang Feng repeated.

Today I made more than 30,000, and the decoration gap is still more than 3 million. As long as he persists for more than one hundred days to cheat elementary school students at the door of Chenfeng Primary School.

Then he is not far away from the days of the bureau.

Uh ...

一行 A large group of people boarded the bus and returned.

Except Liu Qian, who touched the fish all the way, everyone else was very tired. Every one of them was paralyzed in the seat, and only breathing could prove that they were alive.

"Jiang Feng, hey, Jiang Feng." The girl behind Jiang Feng poked at his arm.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Feng asked back.

那个 "Well, I want to ask, can your radish flower be cheaper, one hundred is a bit expensive, why do students get a discount of 25?" The girl behind looked at Jiang Feng with anticipation.

Min Jiangfeng: ...

My sister, do you know how many radish carvings and flowers you can buy for 25 yuan?

"Yeah, yeah, Jiang Feng, you have a discount on your classmate's sake, I want it, I want the little yellow man." The girl next to the questioning girl's eyes brightened, echoing.

Min Jiangfeng: ...

I wanted the little yellow girl's sister to see Jiang Feng not talking, thinking Jiang Feng was unwilling, and took a step back: "I know the little yellow guy is a bit difficult, what about 35, 35?"

Min Jiangfeng: ...

"Okay ... okay." After being smashed by money for a day, Jiang Feng even got used to it.

Sure enough, women and children make the best money.