Little Mermaid Dressed As a Scientist

When Zhou’s mother was young, she also thought about buying a farm to pass the addiction of being a farmer. Later, she went abroad with Zhou’s father to see the daily life of those big farmers. She realized that dreams and reality are completely different things, so she silently Never thought of being a farmer.

As a result, I didn't expect that as I got older, my family suddenly had a farm.

Although it was incomparable to the big farms she saw when she was young, it was still green and green and could not see the end.

Speaking of this son from home, although he is clumsy, he does much less and does more, which is quite pleasing.

Thinking of this, Zhou's mother couldn't help but despise Zhou's father around her: "Look at your son, An'an likes food, so he bought a farm to grow fresh fruits and vegetables for An'an; I like gardening so much , why haven't I seen you buy me a garden?"

Zhou's father looked at Zhou's mother seriously and said, "Mrs. Zhou, your way of comparing is wrong. How can you think of a garden just because someone else has a farm? You will never feel the same when you compare like this. To be happy, you should change your way of thinking."

Mother Zhou asked curiously, "For example?"

Father Zhou: "For example, your husband is more handsome than An An's husband."

Zhou Suiyu, who consciously took on the title of An An's husband: "..." What's the matter with me when the two of you bicker? Why did you pull me out to sacrifice to heaven?

And to be fair, it's obvious that I'm more handsome, right?

Mother Zhou had no choice but to take such a cheeky father Zhou. After all, she had been here for half her life, and if she continued to make do with it, she could still be far away.

So she didn't bother to talk nonsense with Zhou's father, she brought a basket and went to pick vegetables in the vegetable field.

Zhou Suiyu didn't buy this farm to make money at all, so he didn't build too many vegetable greenhouses, but only hired people to plant some seasonal vegetables.

The only greenhouses are used to grow strawberries.

Zhou's mother and Zhou's father followed the farm staff to pick vegetables and radishes in the vegetable field, and Zhou Suiyu led Shen An'an and the oarfish to pick strawberries.

It is said to be picking strawberries, but in fact, Zhou Suiyu is the only person who really does the work.

The remaining two patronized and ate.

Zhou Suiyu had a full understanding of the appetites of marine creatures, so he didn't stop them and let them eat. On the other hand, the aunt who was in charge of the strawberry greenhouse couldn't help but asked worriedly, "Can these two children bear this way of eating?"

Zhou Suiyu smiled slightly: "It's okay, auntie, these two children are very talented. Let alone just eat some strawberries, even if you eat this greenhouse, their stomachs can bear it."

The oarfish and Shen An'an: "..." I feel so offended, thank you!

In addition to vegetable and strawberry greenhouses, the farm also has a large fish pond.

There are various kinds of fish in it.

After the oarfish and Shen Anan got tired of eating strawberries, they went to watch Father Zhou go fishing. Zhou Suiyu watched the two fish squatting beside the fish pond watching fishing, and always felt that the painting style was very strange.

Before cooking for Shen An'an, he would try his best to avoid seafood and all kinds of fish, but he felt that Shen An'an and them were the same kind. But the first time out of the island, Shen Anan said that he was going to eat crayfish. He also said that "big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp" is the law of nature's survival, even "our sea creatures are always the same as river creatures." They are all dead enemies" all the nonsense came out, so Zhou Suiyu knew that she probably didn't have any taboos.

But what about oarfish?

Zhou Suiyu thought about it, and couldn't help but leaned over and whispered, "Can you eat fish?"

The oarfish gave him a sideways glance, and replied in a lower voice than him, "What do you think?"

Zhou Suiyu: "..." Okay, I understand.

Zhou's father not only likes to play golf, but also likes to fish.

But every time he fishes, the fish are quiet on the hook, and they start to jump around when they are put into the bucket.

But today I don't know what happened. Every time the fish is pulled out of the water, it starts to writhe and struggle with all its strength.

Father Zhou was extremely strange: "...What's going on with these fish?"

The oarfish squatted beside the bucket and poked the dead fish in the bucket carelessly: "Maybe you want to stand out a little to attract attention?"

The fish in the bucket: "…"

What the heck, who was pulled out of the river and saw a huge fish squatting on the shore, shouldn't you be scared crazy?

A group of people stayed on the farm for a long time and finally returned with a full load.

When I got home, Mother Chen's dumplings just came out of the pot, so I had dumplings for lunch.

In order to get a good luck, Chen Ma specially packed candies, peanuts and jujubes in the dumplings.

The dumplings wrapped with candy were divided into four plates for Zhou's father, Zhou's mother, Zhou Suiyu and oarfish, and the dumplings wrapped with jujube and chestnuts were all served to Shen An'an. Because candy means sweetness and sweetness, and dates and chestnuts mean the early birth of precious children.

Shen Anan took a bite and found that it was a jujube, took a bite and found that it was a jujube, almost crying: "Where's my meat?"

Zhou Suiyu reluctantly gave her the meat dumplings on his plate, and then put the jujube and chestnut dumplings on her plate back to his plate, and said with a smile, "Eat more."

Shen An ate a mouthful of beef dumplings with contentment, and whispered, "Mother Chen doesn't love me anymore, she doesn't even give me meat dumplings."

Zhou Suiyu really couldn't explain the meaning of jujube and chestnut to her, so he had to comfort her vaguely: "Don't worry, all she cooks for you at night is meat."

Zhou Suiyu really didn't lie to her.

The Zhou family's New Year's Eve dinner has always been very rich. This year, because of the addition of two big eaters, Huang Taiyu and Shen An'an, it can't be described as simply rich, but very rich.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is full of Manchu and Han people.

In the center of the dining table is a Buddha jumping over the wall, which is packed in a white porcelain jar. Once the lid is lifted, the aroma is fragrant.

Around this Buddha jumping over the wall, there are four hard dishes of chicken, duck, fish and meat in four directions. As for the chicken, it is an authentic farm-raised free-range chicken, and it is stewed with white radish that is freshly pulled from the farm; as for the duck, it is stir-fried with onion, ginger, minced garlic and green and red pepper; the meat is Shen An'an's favorite braised pork. , the fish is the fresh crucian carp and carp they brought back from the farm's fish pond this morning, steamed and braised together.

In addition, Chen Ma also cooked croquettes, chicken feet with pickled peppers and shredded beef. In addition to the vegetables that everyone brought back from the farm this morning, there was a table full of them.

Father Zhou directly opened a bottle of the most expensive red wine in the wine cabinet, and then poured half a glass for everyone present.

Shen An'an picked up the wine glass and took a sip. She felt that the taste was complicated, the aftertaste was long, and the wine had a strong aroma. It was the best wine she had ever drank, so she couldn't help taking another sip.

Zhou Suiyu knew that these wines tasted good just after drinking, but the stamina was amazing. Seeing Shen An'an taking one sip after another, he couldn't help but remind her in a low voice: "Drink less, be careful that you will feel uncomfortable when you are drunk."

"I drink very little. If you don't believe me, look at my brother."

When Zhou Suiyu heard Shen An'an's words, he subconsciously raised his head and glanced at the oarfish opposite.

I saw the oarfish holding the wine glass and gulping down half a glass of red wine.

Next to him, Father Zhou looked at him with a pained expression on his face and reminded him, "Oh, Xiao Huang, red wine is not like this, you have to taste it slowly..."

Zhou Suiyu: "..." Forget it, you two are happy for the new year.

Without Zhou Suiyu stopping him, in the end Shen An'an and the oarfish both drank too much.

Zhou Suiyu originally bought several boxes of fireworks and planned to drive Shen An'an and Huang Taiyu out to set off fireworks after the New Year's Eve dinner, but now he can't go.

Mother Chen boiled two bowls of sobering soup and motioned Zhou Suiyu to pour it down for the two of them.

Handed it to the lips of the oarfish, the oarfish said, "No, no, I really can't drink anymore..."

Handed it to Shen An'an's lips, Shen An'an said, "Didn't you drink meat?"

Zhou Suiyu looked at the two drunks in disbelief, feeling that what he said to Daddy Marshmallow was not wrong. Raising these two guys is just as troublesome as raising a son and a daughter!

Zhou's father and Zhou's mother made an appointment to play mahjong in the evening, so they quickly packed up and went out. Leave Ma Chen to help Zhou Suiyu take care of the two drunks.

Zhou Suiyu was afraid that when these two guys were drunk, they would not be able to control themselves and they would show their true form, so he also asked Chen Ma to go back to the room to sleep first.

He stayed alone in the living room, accompanied by the oarfish and Shen An'an to sober up.

Fortunately, the oarfish and Shen An'an were drunk and drunk, but they were all very good.

One was lying on the massage chair, and the other was lying on the sofa beside Zhou Suiyu. Zhou Suiyu turned the TV in the living room to silent mode, and while watching the party, took out his mobile phone and read the blessing text messages.

Just after a few turns, I felt an arm slowly climb up on my shoulder.

Zhou Suiyu turned his head subconsciously, and was thrown directly onto the sofa by Shen An'an, who was drunk with hazy eyes.

Zhou Suiyu: "…"

Zhou Suiyu's net height is 185. Zhou Suiyu doesn't know Shen An'an's height, but it is about 165 by visual inspection. There is a height difference of 20 cm between the two, so although Shen Anan knocked Zhou Suiyu down, his face Only to the position of Zhou Suiyu's chest.

So Shen Anan climbed Zhou Suiyu's shoulder without thinking, and climbed up...

She felt that she was climbing quite hard, but she was drunk and couldn't control herself very much, so she actually stayed in place for a long time.

Zhou Suiyu felt Shen An'an's soft body rubbing against his arms.

It feels sweet and deadly.

Zhou Suiyu's eyebrows jumped, he subconsciously grabbed Shen An'an's hand, and said hoarsely, "Don't move..."

Shen Anan continued to climb on a deaf ear.

Zhou Suiyu couldn't bear it any longer, he directly hugged Shen An'an and turned over...

As a result, he forgot that he and Shen Anan were lying on the sofa, and the small sofa couldn't bear the tumbling of two people at all, so the oarfish slept soundly, but was suddenly awakened by a loud noise.

He opened his eyes in fright, and then found that Zhou Suiyu and Shen Anan were lying on the floor next to the sofa hugging each other, and the loud noise just now was probably from the chair they knocked over. movement.

Tsk tsk tsk, the chairs were knocked over, how intense it was!

The emperor oatfish sighed: "I drank too much, and my actions are a little out of control. Come on, do me a favor, and move me back to the room before you two continue. Or if you work hard, you two can go back to the room."

Zhou Suiyu also wanted to sigh: "It's not what you think..."

Huang Oiyu: "I didn't think about it, I didn't think about anything, I just knew that I might be an uncle soon."

Zhou Suiyu: "..." You don't even think about what it is, you think too much!