Live Broadcast: A Tear Behind Bars To Send Away The Stupid Girl

Chapter 111: There is no last resort, this is Ye Xuan’s confidence!

"I say you guys have had enough. Brother Ye's "Song of a Single" is not as torturous as your jokes!"

Little fat man Liu Ming stood up.

"Don't make sarcastic remarks here. If you have the ability, you can make it funny!"

"I'll do it! I took the bus once, and a man got on and walked toward the back without putting in his coin. The driver quickly stopped the man and reminded him to put in his coin. What do you think the man said?"

"say what?"

"In the end, this guy pointed at his face and yelled at the driver: What coins are you putting in? If you don't see my face, do you mean you don't want coins?"

Dun dun dun. . .

I'm most afraid of the sudden silence in the air.

When Liu Ming finished speaking, several people looked at each other with big eyes.

Lao Yang felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave.

It’s not too painful to sit here!

"What? Isn't it funny? No, how about I give you another one?"

"Hey, it's okay, it's almost done!"

If you do it again, someone will really die!

After seeing each other for three days, treat each other with admiration.

Unexpectedly, only half a month has passed, and these people have already become so heartbroken and crazy!

Realizing that his joke didn't pass Ye Xuan's level.

Several people were a little frustrated.

"Brother Ye, why don't you come first and let us know how big the gap is!"

Xiao Liang's suggestion was quickly echoed by everyone.

"That's fine."

Nothing happened, and Ye Xuan didn't refuse.

After thinking about it, he laughed first.

Others were infected and also enjoyed themselves.

"Brother Ye, have you thought of any funny jokes?"

"Don't be anxious, let Brother Ye brew it first!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

The booth suddenly became quiet.

Lao Yang and others stared directly at Ye Xuan, their eyes more pious than the monks of Qingyuan Temple during their pilgrimage.

"Xiao Ming went back to his hometown to play, and his uncle asked him to kill a duck to serve as a snack, so he caught one at random, drained the blood and carried it back to the house. However, the uncle asked Xiao Ming: Did it scream when you killed it? What?"

"Xiao Ming nodded and said: Called twice."

"The uncle asked again at this time: Do you know what it is talking about?"

"Xiao Ming was stunned and wondered what he had said. He explained: It was saying... I am a goose! I am a goose! Hahaha

Lao Yang:

Trabeculae:

Xiao Huang:

Liu Ming:

******

The four of them pursed their lips and stared directly at Ye Xuan, who was covering his mouth and laughing.

Huhu~

The autumn wind is bleak.

At this time, there was still a hint of midsummer warmth in Yandu, but everyone felt like they were in a freezing cold winter with biting cold wind.

As expected of Ye Shen, even the cold jokes are TO level!

"What are you talking about that is so funny?"

Just when Lao Yang and others didn't know how to warm up the show, Sleepy He came back in time.

Several people were almost moved to tears.

"Hey, you guys are back. I'm teaching Xiaoliang and the others how to please girls."

That's what Ye Xuan said.

That's all Lao Yang and the others heard.

Unless there are no other men in the world, trying to chase girls with these jokes is simply a fool's errand!

The endurance of this girl from a rich family is indeed not comparable to those of them.

I don’t know how Ye Xuan managed to catch Mu Li.

"Just you? Are you teaching others how to please girls? Isn't this misleading!"

Su Mo rolled her eyes at Ye Xuan.

After so many days of contact, the girl almost knew what kind of person he was.

That is to say, Mu Li has not been involved in human affairs, and her love has not yet been opened.

Otherwise, how could (cieb) be deceived by him so easily!

"Why did you mislead me with what you said? How do you think I caught Ah Li!"

Seeing Ye Xuan making fun of herself, Mu Li blushed and glared at him with some annoyance.

Su Mo refused to give up.

"Who knows what kind of ecstasy soup you poured into Sister Mu? Even a layman from Qiuyang knows how to write songs for Sister Mu. What about you?"

"Ye Xuan, Momo is just talking nonsense, don't take it to heart."

Mu Li didn't want to embarrass Ye Xuan, so she hurried out to smooth things over.

But now that the conversation has come to this point, he can no longer hide it.

"Actually, what she said is very reasonable. Ah Li, I have wanted to sing this song to you for a long time, but I never had the chance."

Ye Xuan suddenly changed his face.

Su Mo was stunned by what he said, and then his face became full of suspicion.

He muttered in a low voice: "Is it true? Is it true? Don't give Qiu Yang another level like the one last time..."

Lao Yang and others also looked at each other.

Other customers in the store also realized what was about to happen and quickly took out their mobile phones.

At the stall where Mu Li was stunned, Ye Xuan had already stepped onto the singing stage.

After adjusting the guitar, he said: "This song is dedicated to the most important person in my life!"

After saying that, a brisk and melodious melody sounded in the restaurant bar.

Like the rising sun.

The frozen hearts of Lao Yang and others showed signs of thawing at this moment.

Until the familiar sounds of nature sounded in my ears, time seemed to stand still at this moment.

"It's hard to forget the first time I met you"

"A pair of charming eyes"

"In my mind, your figure"

"Cannot be dissipated"

The heart seemed to have stopped beating.

The gradually rising throbbing made all the girls present feel suffocated inexplicably!

Su Mo was stunned on the spot.

My heart felt like I had knocked over a cruet, and the time was filled with mixed emotions.

He just looked at Ye Xuan on the court with a dull look.

At this moment, the friendship between besties was tested like never before!

Mu Li fell directly.

For these inexperienced girls who have a beautiful vision of love in their hearts, this song is enough to make them unable to resist!

"Hold your hands and feel your tenderness"

“It’s really a bit breathless”

"I want to cherish your innocence"

"It makes me sad to see you being wronged."

"WOO~"

The noise at the scene stopped at the moment Ye Xuan spoke.

No one wanted or dared to disturb him at this time.

The eyes of Xiaoliang and others were slightly red, and they reached the age of graduation in a blink of an eye.

Unknowingly, I remembered that him, remembering that he was eighteen years old.

Running naked on the threshing floor together.

Let’s smile at the inappropriate channel.

We promise to grow old together forever!

The sweet scene ended abruptly.

After all, we are far away from each other, forgetting each other, leaving ourselves alone and running into the arms of the rich woman!

Memories are as beautiful as the cool breeze of early spring.

Simple lyrics and straightforward melody.

Ye Xuan's clear and pure singing voice revealed the imprint of youth that has been sealed in everyone's hearts.

Mu Li's eyes were also red.

Bits and pieces of the past with Ye Xuan flashed through my mind.

Sure enough, no matter what time, he is still the boy from the mean alley that he knows.

Unlike previous songs, everyone knows what Ye Xuan is thinking at this moment.

"wooh~~"

"I'm just afraid I'll fall in love with you."

"Don't dare to let yourself get too close."

"I'm afraid I have nothing to give you."

"It takes a lot of courage to love you"

The moment Gao Chao sounded.

Everyone's mental defenses were also destroyed.

The emotion welling up in my heart instantly overwhelmed everyone.

Once upon a time, there was a clumsy person beside me, but he only had eyes for himself.

But unknowingly, life became more and more real, making me seem to have lost him.

When I looked back, I saw nothing behind me but nothing but chaos.

If possible, I would like to go back to the innocent age of the past.

Let me say something to myself whose memory has become blurry: A man is a boy until he dies, and a rich woman is still a beauty in her later years. When she meets a rich woman, she catches her and moves into a big villa overnight!

Everyone is immersed in the musical world built by Ye Xuan.

It seemed that he thought of something beautiful, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose.

There were two traces of tears on Su Mo's face.

He glanced at Mu Li, who was also already in bloom.

Suddenly, I felt envious.

Ye Xuan kept staring at Mu Li.

This world is grateful for you.

"I'm just afraid I'll fall in love with you."

"Maybe one day I can't help myself"

"Missing me only makes me suffer."

"I have no choice but to fall in love with you"

The routine is only suitable for low-level players like Xiaoliang.

For such a high-level player like myself, the wait for the end is just a love affair!

The pent-up emotions of the audience seemed to have found an outlet and burst out.

Xiao Liang covered his mouth and whimpered softly.

Some people are like two parallel lines in different time and space, infinitely close but never intersecting.

When we are young, we always think that fate has arranged everything.

When I grew up, I discovered that fate left nothing but time.

"Wow, this song is so nice!"

Xiao Huang couldn't hold it in anymore, he was already a little desperate.

"In addition to teaching us bad jokes, Brother Ye also didn't teach us how to write love songs!"

"Suddenly I feel that Lao Yang's insistence all along is not unreasonable. No matter how many problems that Aya has, she still looks prettier than you guys."

Liu Ming's words shocked Xiao Liang and others.

The three struggled to break free from the romantic mood.

He looked at him somewhat warily.

Ye Xuan's songs seem to awaken this guy's most primitive impulses!

He didn't care what others thought.

Ye Xuan's singing never stops.

"It's hard to forget the first time I met you"

"A pair of charming eyes"

"What's the reason, yeah~"

"I will meet you again"

"I really really don't want to"

"Fell into the trap of love"

"wooh~"

"I have no choice but to fall in love with you"

"I have no choice but to fall in love with you"

After the last guitar section ends.

There was no reaction from the audience.

It's as quiet as those days of innocence.

No one wants to break away from the atmosphere created by Ye Xuan.

Mu Li burst into tears.

Crying, she rushed over and threw herself into Ye Xuan's arms.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Su Mo touched the tears on his face and hugged himself distressedly.

Real-name envy.

The audio-visual impact this song had on girls was unprecedented.

There were many rough and tumble men at the scene who had the urge to give Mr. Ye Xuan a monkey!

It's different from "Exaggerated".

Ye Xuan used the most affectionate tunes to sing the most unforgettable touching moments.