Live Broadcast: A Tear Behind Bars To Send Away The Stupid Girl

Chapter 70: My heart longs for the light, but I’m constrained by my fans!

Ye Xuan can only marvel at the imagination of netizens.

It's so scary.

If you can make up these things, it would be a pity not to write novels!

But apart from being handsome, what other words can be said about him?

Cursing and turning on the computer, Ye Xuan decided not to have a serious talk with the fans.

After receiving his broadcast reminder, more than 700,000 viewers immediately flocked to the show.

The live broadcast room was instantly in chaos.

"Ye Shen, I've been single for thirty years, so it's not too much to ask for a partner!"

"You have been single for thirty years, so what does it matter if you are single for another thirty years? Don't take up such precious public resources for such a trivial matter!"

"Ye Xuan, I'm from the Jiuzhou Supernatural Investigation Bureau, can you lend me a moment?"

"I said you're almost done. Can you be more clear-headed about interfering with Ye Shen's spellcasting? Can you bear the responsibility?"

"Hahaha, I'm convinced. The anchor probably never dreamed that he would have such a day. [Hold face]"

"A good song "Sunny Day" has been ruined by you like this. Can people listen to the song properly? [Laughing and crying]"

"You can listen to the song slowly. I just want to know now. It is said on the Internet that he was born with a precious jade in his mouth. Is it true?"

"No one has confirmed this statement, but it should be true that he is running for president of Eagle Country!"

Ye Xuan:………….

My heart is bright, but I am constrained by my fans!

After reading the content of the barrage, Ye Xuan felt numb.

Are these all your fans?

No way?

It can not be?

"First of all, let me clarify that the experiences mentioned on the Internet are somewhat outrageous. You are already mature fans and should be able to tell the truth from the lies."

As soon as Ye Xuan finished speaking, viewers in the live broadcast room began to refute the rumors.

"I knew that when I was born, the thing I held in my mouth was definitely not a jade, but a Buddhist bead, right?"

"Okay, don't worry about these things anymore. Time is limited. Just follow the old rules. Call the hotline at the bottom of the screen and you will have the opportunity to communicate face-to-face with the host. Let's connect with today's first lucky viewer~||"

After saying that, a young man who looked a little haggard soon appeared in the live broadcast room.

"Ye Shen, Ye Shen, my girlfriend is on her period and her stomach hurts badly. I asked her to worship you, but she ignored me for several hours. What should I do?"

The man looked anxious.

Ye Xuan rolled his eyes at him.

"Besides asking her to worship me, you don't have any other measures?"

"Is it okay to drink more hot water?"

The man stretched his neck and asked tentatively.

"How did you get your girlfriend?"

"Not long ago, when your song "Like You" came out, I happened to know Cantonese, so I sang it to her once and it became..."

Saonian spread his hands.

This innocent appearance instantly attracted the audience's collective defense.

"What a sin!"

"Sure enough, if you learn Ye Xuan's songs, will you have priority in choosing a mate?"

"But what if I can only sing that song "Lang's Temptation" [face covering]"

"Damn it, women over forty-five years old, you can choose whatever you want!!! [Funny]"

"Hey, you are so arrogant!"

"

Ye Xuan's eyes were slightly evasive.

Damn, I will continue to do the evil I have done with tears in my eyes!

"Do you know what the problem is?"

"Where?"

"How can you make your girlfriend drink more hot water? You should take her to the hospital, then wait in line, register, and have a consultation. The longer the process, the better!"

*0.0! Is that so? What happens next?”

"Then the doctor will tell you to ask her to go back and drink more hot water."

"....?"

You can understand all the words when you take them out.

But after forming a sentence, Ye Xuan seemed to be led into a dead end.

The man has never doubted his Chinese proficiency like now.

"Can't understand?"

"Then why not drink more hot water? Is it possible that the doctor's words are the same as yours, Ye Shen, and that there is a buff bonus?"

"Is drinking hot water the most important thing? The most important thing is your mind. The doctor is not important, and the hot water is not important either. What is important is the process. You take her to the hospital, and then the process is tense and anxious!"

Ye Xuan sighed.

My thoughts wandered a little far.

[To do this kind of math problem, you must first know the intention of the person who asked the question. For example, in this question, what is the intention of the person who asked the question? 】

【Hmm...I think his intention is to want me to die!】

The past events are vivid in my mind.

Ye Xuan unilaterally cut off the connection.

At this moment, he finally understood why the teacher gave up on him.

It turns out that the teacher realized at that time that if he can rely on his face to make a living, why should he rely on his talent!

After adjusting his mood, Ye Xuan forced a smile on his face in front of the camera.

"Okay, let's invite the next lucky audience!"

As he spoke, a middle-aged man wearing a plaid shirt appeared in front of the screen.

He is in his forties, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, with his legs crossed, and has an extraordinary bearing.

Depending on the background, you are either rich or noble.

The other party was also sizing up Ye Xuan.

"""What do you call it?"

"My surname is Wang. I heard that you have some research on those strange arts, so I wanted to come over and have a look.

"have to."

I thought I would finally bring in a normal person this time, but it turned out to be another one with a crazy brain.

"Then how do you want to see my extraordinary skills?"

"Then, please show me your palm."

As he spoke, the man stretched his right hand in front of the camera.

Ye Xuan took a look and saw something.

"Tsk, I have never seen such clear palm prints. The ravines are criss-crossing, and the key career lines, love lines, and life lines complement each other. I suggest..."

Seeing Ye Xuan's seriousness, the middle-aged man's curiosity was aroused.

"What's the suggestion?"

"I suggest you go to third-tier cities for development!"

0.0!

Eh?

Even though it was so sudden, it was still so unreasonable.

After Ye Xuan finished speaking (Wang Hao), the number 666 immediately went up in the live broadcast room.

"Career line, love line, and life line are collectively called the three lines? Well, tomorrow I will also bring a pair of sunglasses and set up a stall at the entrance of the alley. This business will be great!"

"Can you compare with Ye Shen? No wonder my career in Yanjing has not improved, and my love has not been harvested for a long time. The key is that I am old and fast. You are angry or not."

"It's not a crude thing to say, but why is the happiness index in third-tier cities so high? It's because the consumption is not high, a wife is easy to find, and it's suitable for retirement!"

"Damn it, can this be reconciled by you? [Shocked] Zi"

Ye Xuan's words drew echoes from the audience in the live broadcast room.

It's just that the middle-aged man's expression is a little weird.

He stared at Ye Xuan for a few times, not commenting on his words.

The two didn't talk much.

Ye Xuan was wary of this somewhat eccentric middle-aged man.

The other party was probably just testing this time, and he probably came with bad intentions.