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Chapter 157: Mr. Guan? Sun protection? This is really not a sunscreen advertisement!

Looking at the old man who was already determined to die, Shen Fei felt troubled.

If things go sour, there's no guarantee that I won't be angered. When the time comes, I'll be in trouble, and it's really not worth the gain.

Thinking of this, Shen Fei had an idea and quickly explained: "Actually, I took the initiative to ask to go!"

"You want to go on your own initiative? Do you think I'm stupid? Who believes this nonsense?"

The old man's face was full of suspicion.

Seeing his appearance, Shen Fei suddenly said mysteriously: "Forget it, now that it's come to this, I won't pretend anymore and let's show off my cards! To be honest, I've worked hard to do this just to make you feel better. Tan'er saw my thoughts!"

"0.0! Tan'er?"

"Yes, it's Tan'er!"

"Are you attracted to Tan'er? Tell me earlier, why does that guy Fei do this? I'll make the decision. You two will go get the certificate later. We will have a wedding tonight and give birth to a great-grandson for me tomorrow!"

:"0.0!"

Seeing that the old man's face was glowing and he seemed to have settled a matter on his mind, Shen Fei was really confused.

"No, have we always been so in love before? We will give birth to great-grandchildren in the bridal chamber tonight and tomorrow? Even if you are a breeding pig, there must be a process of conception, right?"

"Tsk, aren't flash marriages and flash pregnancies popular among you young people now? This is to keep up with the trend of the times. I said you are only in your early twenties, how come you have more feudal ideas than me, an old man who is about to die?"

.........Hey, I am really not acclimatized, so I will obey you, I, Shen Fei, will one day be ridiculed like this!"

Shen Fei laughed at himself, saying it was just a temporary measure. Saonian really didn't expect that Zhao Qiming would be so relieved to leave his granddaughter to him.

"You need to have a petition to worship the mountain. This is the petition I gave to Tan'er. I'm just accompanying you for a walk. It's no big deal!"

Hearing this, Zhao Qiming suddenly looked like he hated iron.

"Oh, you asked me to tell you what you are good at... Forget it, I don't understand your young romance. There are shortcuts and you have to go around such a big detour. It's really...

R~."

"Hey, old man, you have to keep this matter a secret for me. You must not let Tan'er know about it!"

"Don't worry, it won't be a surprise if you say what you mean. I understand!"

Zhao Qiming winked crazily at Shen Fei.

Seeing that the old man's mood had stabilized, Shen Fei couldn't help but secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

After picking up a bunch of things and giving Zhao Qiming a full body check, Saonian said goodbye and left the ward.

Putting this matter aside for the time being, Shen Fei drove back to the noodle shop.

"What? Are you going abroad? Don't you know when you can come back?"

Aunt Wang was dumbfounded when she learned that Shen Fei was going to travel far away without any warning.

"No... I haven't even figured it out at home. Why are you going abroad? It's indefinite... Tell Aunt Wang honestly, have you done anything illegal and are you planning to escape? "

"emmmm......"

Hearing this, Shen Fei couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"Aunt Wang, where are you thinking..."

"Isn't it? Why do you want to go abroad?"

"Do you believe me when I say I'm going on a trip?"

"Haha~"

Aunt Wang sneered twice, almost saying: I believe you are a fool!

"Really, this time I went abroad just to travel!"

"You still want to lie to me, who can prove it?"

Seeing that Aunt Wang didn't believe her, Shen Fei could only call Zhao Tan'er.

"Hey, Tan'er, what are you? I said I was traveling abroad this time, but my family didn't believe me. Please explain it to me.

With that said, Shen Fei handed the phone to Aunt Wang.

Hearing this, Zhao Tan'er quickly understood what Shen Fei meant, so she helped him cover up like crazy.

The two of them "worked together" and spent a lot of time talking before they fooled Aunt Wang.

"Traveling just means going on a trip. It's not indefinite. It's like running away!"

"But who is this girl? How come there are so many girls around you?"

"Hey, Charming God, why don't you accept it?"

"Well, well, you said you were fat and you still breathed!"

"By the way, I almost forgot. Aunt Wang, you can make some seafood soup noodles, beef noodles and so on in the store later. I will bring the goods to you live later!"

"You're bringing me goods live? What's going on?"

"I'm not kidding, believe me!"

Seeing Shen Fei's serious look, although Aunt Wang didn't believe it, she still did as she was told and made a portion.

Everything was ready, Shen Fei returned to the rental house with the packed noodles.

As soon as he went up the stairs, he saw Li Waner and others blocking the door.

Seeing Shen Fei appear, everyone rushed forward.

"I said you need it..."

Seeing their appearance, Saonian was speechless.

I am so busy with chores now that I really don't have time to deal with this group of people.

"It's so necessary, Teacher Shen Fei. We at Coolcat Music are fully sincere in cooperating with you, and we are determined to win the copyright of your songs!"

"The same goes for us, Teacher Shen Fei, just set some conditions and we will do our best to satisfy them!"

""||Or according to the old rules, whoever answers your question correctly will be the one you discuss cooperation with!"

"Yes, yes, come up with a question!"

Seeing everyone's fearless appearance, Shen Fei couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"You couldn't answer my questions, and then you turned around and said I was deliberately making things difficult for you!"

"That doesn't exist. We can't answer it because we are not good at studying and we will never talk nonsense. Besides, none of you here have fought your way through the nine-year compulsory education to get to where you are now. I just If you don’t believe it, no one can answer your question!”

"Okay! Be ambitious!"

Hearing this, Shen Fei said nothing more.

"Listen up, may I ask, what is the use of boys' N-pants?"

and

0.0!

Boys... Ang?

Hearing this question, everyone who was waiting for it was dumbfounded.

Ji Wan'er's eyes were as wide as bells.

Although he was mentally prepared, (Li Haohao) obviously underestimated the extent of Shen Fei's madness!

"What are N pants for? To keep warm?"

"Just wear it and that's it, who cares what Ai does here!"

".........."

The people who were in a state of confusion suddenly started complaining.

Shen Fei couldn't help but rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"You don't even know what you're wearing it for, so why are you wearing it?"

0.0! Snow grass? Do you dare to be more beastly!"

Saonian's words made everyone stunned.

Several women at the scene stayed away from the incident with red faces.

Shen Fei shook his head, not intending to continue to waste time with them, and directly announced the answer.

"Boys' NK has two functions!"

"Two? Which two?"

"One: Sunshade! Two: Guan Erye!"

You taste it, you taste it carefully!

After saying that, before everyone came to their senses, Shen Fei squeezed through the crowd, opened the door and entered the back room.