Live Broadcast: I, The Offensive Viewer!

Chapter 94: You are not depressed, you are really miserable!

The viewers in the live broadcast room are all transformed into professional elites.

Looking at Shen Fei who was still talking in front of the screen, Sang Yuluo was a little dumbfounded.

"I feel sorry for Aunt Wang..."

"What am I talking about? If this guy becomes a psychiatrist, it must be a human tragedy!"

"Hey, hey, let's not watch Yuluo, right? I'm afraid!"

"What are you afraid of? I think Shen Fei summed it up very well and it is very educational!"

Sang Yuluo waved his hand to bring order to the chaos, and tried his best to overcome all opinions.

Upon hearing this, Yuan Ya and others immediately looked at each other.

"Come on, Yuluo, there's no need for you to flirt with your man, but we sisters - right?"

"It's just that, I don't value sex over friends like you!"

"Stop talking nonsense. Whoever escapes from battle today will be taken care of by the family!"

On the other side, Shen Fei explained all the known techniques to offend the leader, but the other party remained indifferent.

Saonian was a little dumbfounded.

"You shouldn't. What I just said was wrong? Then why were you banned?"

"I'm confused too! Maybe it's because I'm more handsome and steal the spotlight from the leader?"

"Ah, then you don't have to think about this, duck!"

...........It doesn't matter, I'm depressed and don't want to live anyway, and being laid off is just the beginning of my life's troubles!"

"I thought my wife could understand me and comfort me, but who would have thought that after she learned that I lost my job, she took the children back to her parents' house overnight without even saying hello!"

Speaking of this, there was not much hatred in the man's eyes, just melancholy.

Shen Fei didn't interrupt anymore and waited for him to finish telling his tragic experience.

"It's really tiring to live. It doesn't matter if my wife and children are gone. The so-called friends around me only approach me because of money. The most common thing they say to me now is: When will I pay back the money!?"

Shen Fei: "0.0!"

"Actually, this is nothing. I still have faith. I have always been a Buddhist believer. This morning I went to Kuchan Temple to become a monk. Oh, guess what, the monks in the temple actually asked me what my education background was. I said I graduated from high school. , but it turns out that the lowest threshold is a bachelor’s degree in riding a horse!”

At the end of the sentence, the man couldn't restrain his inner excitement and collapsed.

"You said, doctor, what does this mean? What does my faith for so many years mean? Oh, it's gone, it's gone! I became depressed after I came back from Kuchan Temple, thinking that I could see my child again before I died, but it turned out Being told that the child is not mine..."

The man roared, his voice angry and helpless.

Until he said this last sentence, the life in the man's eyes disappeared instantly.

The whole person was like a zombie, with only a shell left.

Shen Fei shook his head, sighed, and said in his heart that all living beings suffer, his eyes full of sympathy.

"Mr. Li, it doesn't matter if life is hard, just smile and it will be over!"

"No, you don't understand. I really can't laugh this time!"

"I think you misunderstood, I mean... let me smile"

0.0!

After hearing Shen Fei's words, the man's eyes widened and his heart stopped for a few seconds.

Seeing this, Shen Fei quickly spoke out to comfort him: "Ahem, just kidding, Mr. Li, I have diagnosed you, you are not depressed!"

Hearing this, the man's eyes flashed with a glint of light, as if he had returned to his original state of mind.

"If it's not depression, what is that?"

But I heard Shen Fei reply: "You are not depressed, you are really stupid!"

Dun dun dun. .

0.0!

Mist grass?

The moment these words were spoken, everyone seemed to hear the sound of glass breaking.

Li Yiliang's eyes widened, his chest heaved violently, and a sickly flush rose on his cheeks.

The audience in the live broadcast room was frightened. Rice grains flew everywhere and coughs broke out.

"Help, I am dying, who will save the child!!!"

"Damn it, can you say hello when you turn it on?"

"Urgent, call for help online, what should I do if I piss the leader off?"

“Hahaha, here’s another layoff tip! [Cover your face]”

"I watched the live broadcast at noon, the person left in the afternoon, and the body was cremated at night!"

"Warning! Warning! There are signs of alien invasion of the earth!"

"Hahaha, the truth is revealed. This guy was sent by aliens to destroy the earth! [laughing and crying]"

"Hey, you said that if you were more decisive, you could be reincarnated now. Now it's better. If you meet Shen Fei, a good death will become a luxury! [Hold face]"

"What a sin!"

"Rainfall?"

Yuan Ya and the others all turned their gazes to Sang Yuluo, their faces a little pale.

"Only this level, what!"

Sang Yuluo pursed her dry lips, took a deep breath, and returned her gaze to the live broadcast room.

*¥.......

When Yuan Ya and the others saw this, their faces were immediately filled with bitterness, and they turned their attention helplessly.

"Mr. Li? Mr. Li? Are you okay, Mr. Li?"

Looking at the dull-looking man, Shen Fei came closer and called out twice.

Only then did the latter come back to his senses.

"VR...."

"do not come!"

Just when Shen Fei was about to continue asking something, the man suddenly seemed to be frightened and waved his hand violently in the direction of Shen Fei.

"Okay, okay, I won't go over. Mr. Ji, please calm down first! Calm down!"

The sudden situation made Shen Fei confused.

You can only distance yourself from the other party first to prevent the other party from being stimulated again.

"Mr. Li, is this far enough?"

"Further further!"

"What about this?"

"No matter how far!"

After retreating three meters away, the man gradually calmed down.

Shen Fei smiled bitterly and said: "Mr. Li, why are you doing this? I just want to make you feel insecure like this?"

"Don't insult the word security!"

Li Yiliang roared at Shen Fei.

...Mr. Li, I have already diagnosed your disease. It is actually easy to cure your disease!

"Simple? What do you mean?"

"Psychological diseases are similar to physical diseases. To cure physical diseases, we need to prescribe the right medicine!"

"Prescribe the right medicine?"

"Yes! For example, the issue of faith that caused you to collapse. Most faiths are just a medium for people to place their beautiful visions on. I think Mr. Li believes in Buddhism because of this consideration. When you find that the Buddhism you believe in cannot tolerate you, is it? How does it feel?"

After hearing Shen Fei's words, the man fell into deep thought.

"The worldview collapsed, as if all the disasters happened in an instant. I can't figure out, is it because my heart is not sincere enough, or the experience is not miserable enough? Even Buddhism is not willing to protect me, so how can there be a place for me in this world? ?”

"Look, you still think too much!"

"Thinking too much?"

"Yes! In fact, the beliefs of the Chinese people are very simple. In a nutshell, it is the feudal superstition that if the left eye makes money, you will be very happy; if the right eye makes disaster, you will ride on the horse!"

0.0!

Mist grass?

Hearing Shen Fei's words, the man suddenly felt like he was enlightened, and his life seemed to be as long as the clouds opened and the moon shone brightly!

Door.