Live Wilderness Adventure

Chapter 113 Traffic lights

Chapter 113 Signal Light

The moment Bi Fang climbed out of the quicksand, he looked up at the sky, took a deep breath, and sucked every breath into the depths of his lungs.

Oxygen was transported to the whole body along the blood flow, quickly relieving Bi Fang's fatigue and pain.

A burst of refreshing energy surged up, as if a master of internal energy had exploded the power of his dantian, or as if he had just eaten a bowl of hot and spicy tofu.

Unobstructed!

In the live broadcast room, needless to say, there was another rain of gifts.

This is also the biggest difference between Bi Fang and other anchors.

Other anchors danced hard, and many viewers sneered at the anchor's behavior of begging for gifts, but they really admired Bi Fang's actions from the bottom of their hearts.

It is always easier for people with ability to win the respect of others.

He deserves it!

"Do you understand?" the tall man in Quicksand asked Du Chuan with his neck stiff.

"Probably...?" Du Chuan hesitated, but nodded.

He looked up at the edge more than ten meters away, and then at the car beside him. He felt that it was unrealistic to escape directly. He might as well get on the roof of the car and wait for rescue.

ten minutes later.

The weather has turned black and red.

The evening wind blows, bringing a little chill.

Du Chuan was sweating profusely, pulling on the car door, trying to pull himself out of the quicksand gently.

When he managed to get most of his body out onto the hood, he supported the hood with all his strength, trying to break free, but unexpectedly, the resistance on his feet was too great, his hand slipped, and he slid into the quicksand again.

Bi Fang looked at the few people who were still swaying and smiled, and made comments from time to time. Seeing that the man with glasses wasted all his efforts, of course he would not miss this opportunity.

"Look, the man with glasses was actually in a hurry. Just now he should have put one of his feet up first, but he was eager for quick success and wanted to go up directly, but one of them failed and fell down again. It was a waste of effort. "

【Hahaha, I feel like a pig rolling in a quagmire. 】

[The contrast is obvious, in a hurry]

【Do your best】

[I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry. 】

[It's cool, it's cool, I suddenly feel that they are not so annoying anymore. 】

"In fact, the best way to escape is to take precautions to avoid falling into danger. When we feel that our feet are stuck, we should take a few steps back immediately to avoid falling into quicksand."

"It takes a minute for sediment to turn into a liquid mixture of water and sediment, so escaping before that is the best strategy to escape quicksand."

"That's why I like to prepare a cane. In fact, in quicksand, a cane is also extremely useful."

Seeing the bewildered people, Bi Fang decided to explain some key points to the audience.

"If I had a cane just now, I can put the cane horizontally on the quicksand, and then put the cane under the back."

"Within a minute or two after doing this, our body will get balanced and stop sinking. At this time, put the stick under the buttocks so that the buttocks will no longer sink. Then pull out a leg gently, Pull out the other leg."

"This way of getting out of trouble will save a lot of effort than the way I just did. Unfortunately, the place is so barren that I can't even find a tree, so I can't demonstrate it to everyone."

Bi Fang's tone was not without regret. It is really hard for people who have not experienced the outdoors to imagine how important a wooden stick is, and he has already played the stick as a meme, and he needs to check its existence all the time.

Having experienced the era when traffic became king in his previous life, Bi Fang is very aware of the power of stalking, so he has been creating this concept.

From the tree stick, to the fixed words at the beginning of each episode, and the words not to run away timidly when encountering wild animals, these will become his personal important labels and will be remembered for a lifetime.

When I am in my 70s and 80s, the young successors will challenge the wilderness again and again, and the audience in front of the screen will naturally hear this dialogue, and then think of him as the first person to survive in the wilderness.

This is a memory that will never be erased.

[Awesome, the artifact will definitely be late, but it will never disappear! 】

[Tree stick: Unexpectedly, it's almost ten chapters, and I still have a chance to appear? 】

The water friends also thought that the desert tree sticks would not appear this time, but they still did not avoid it, and launched barrage jokes one after another.

When it comes to memes, they are professionals.

But soon, a dense barrage blocked Bi Fang's sight.

[Wait, shit, did that one over there climb up? 】

[Damn, it's true, tall people are very strong! 】

The water friend's barrage reminded Bi Fang, and when he looked up again, he found that the tallest of the four had climbed out of the quicksand and was standing on the roof of the car.

With the first one, it means that there is someone to help. Du Chuan and Pan Wei suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, and they stretched out their hands to let the tall one give them a hand.

As a result, Bi Fang's words made the tall one freeze.

"Everyone should pay attention. In fact, it is very dangerous to reach out to pull people in the quicksand. As I said just now, the quicksand has a very strong adsorption force. Unless a crane comes, it will never be pulled by manpower, and it is easy to be pulled. dragged into the water."

The tall man just stretched out his hand in a very natural circle, scratched his head with almost no flaws, and said sorry.

Nima!

Du Chuan's face turned green.

Had no choice but to continue to struggle with Pan Wei in the sand sea.

Finally, after another ten minutes, the two stood on the roof of the car again.

The moment he got out of trouble, Du Chuan raised his head and gasped for breath, showing a smile, but a moment later, Bi Fang's voice sounded again, almost breaking his defense.

Damn, this guy is really a loser.

The jeep was rented, and now it is all gone. I am afraid that I will lose all the money I earned today. It is in vain.

Shit!

"Fortunately for you, because of what happened last time, I specially let the helicopter record the landing location this time. If someone calls for help in your live broadcast room, if there is no sandstorm, I'm afraid it will take an hour or two to arrive."

"Of course, if not, then you can ask for more blessings. You should know that it's very cold here at night."

Seeing that the people were safe, Bi Fang turned around, waved his back to them, climbed up the sand dune and left.

He was very happy, but the words that seemed to be mocking kept echoing in the ears of Du Chuan and the others.

Several people have been completely trapped in the middle of the quicksand, and it is impossible to get out by themselves.

[It's so awesome, Fangshen's move, shrimp and pig's heart! 】

[I can't wait. 】

[Pete Bupi gave it to the host Rocket*1—I feel that Brother Fang is still too cheap for them]

[Lin Chang presented the host with a spaceship *10—Little brother, you are too young to understand the truth of this, but this is in front of the camera. 】

"Little brother..." Wang Xiaocong was depressed when he heard this address, but he was still very angry, "I always feel that those grandchildren are cheap."

"No way, this is the limit of what can be done in the live broadcast." Kong Chao was very calm, "Brother Fang is still very smart, he understands the rules of the game very well, he is almost a top player, he can retract freely, unlike the brain Simple you, a rookie."

"???"

Although Wang Xiaocong is used to Kong Chao's daily ridicule, he still raised three question marks.

"What do you mean?"

"literal meaning."

"Grass!"

...

In quicksand.

Jeep front cover.

"Smoking? Brother Du?" Pan Wei asked cautiously as he handed out a cigarette covered in mud.

"You can't grab your fucking phone, why are you covering the cigarette case so tightly?" Seeing Pan Wei, Du Chuan almost went mad with rage.

In the wave just now, if the phone hadn't fallen into the quicksand, at least he could have earned more than a hundred thousand!

Good now, the mobile phone is gone, and there is no need to call for help!

Pan Wei, who was scolded, shook his hand and almost dropped the cigarette. Du Chuan rolled his eyes and grabbed the cigarette and lighter.

"Okay, okay, get out of here, I'll get angry when I see you! It's not enough to succeed, but it's more than failure."

Pan Wei nodded repeatedly, and ran to the top of the jeep by himself.

"Can't the fat man be saved?" The tall man glanced at the fat man who was still stuck in the quicksand, and asked.

"Save me, his ass is so big, I can't even sink it, save a chicken feather?" Du Chuan lit a cigarette and waved his hand impatiently.

Seeing this, the tall one didn't mention it anymore.

The cold wind blew past, and he shrank back, not knowing what to do next.

But no one noticed that the fat man who had been in a coma for a long time blinked his eyelids.

Um.

Where am I?

Grass.

My head hurts, and I'm tired of exhaling.

My face hurts too, is it swollen?

Was drawn?

The fat man, who was in pain all over his body, slowly opened his eyes, and suddenly felt a heavy feeling under his body.

Where is this?

By the way, the car overturned.

The fat man was in a daze, and finally remembered something, but the slippery feeling under his body made him uncomfortable. He pulled out a hand with all his strength, grabbed some things indiscriminately, and smelled them under his nose. The smell is coming.

Very heavy gasoline smell, is the fuel tank leaking?

Here is, is...

quicksand!

Finally remembering what had happened, the fat man shuddered and struggled violently, but the quicksand soaked in gasoline was even stickier than before. When he moved, the surrounding sand all "liquefied", and even the car began to become unstable.

Such a big movement also caught Du Chuan's attention. He threw out a burning cigarette casually, trying to keep the fat man from moving.

Unexpectedly, this action happened to be seen clearly by the fat man who turned his head to call for help, his pupils shrank sharply, and his heart was beating like crazy!

The endless sand sea, the figure on the jeep swaying, and the Milky Way across the sky overhead.

On the sea level of the sand sea in the distance, a huge white moon is slowly rising behind the jeep, and the craters on the moon surface can be clearly seen.

The moonlight poured down like the tide rushing towards the shore.

The sound of the tide swept in, and the red light was extraordinarily clear under the sand curtain, like...

Death signal light.

A 0.1-kilogram beetle can lift up to 8 kg.

Spoiler: not dead

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