Living Together

When Jiang Wan streamed at night, the number of followers had reached one million.

She was a little nervous.

She had only gained 20,000 followers after half a year of livestreaming, but she never expected the number to rise to one million in a single evening.

Just because of a comment she had sent in Wen Jin’s stream.

She anxiously made preparations for her livestream. She didn’t stream the previous night because she had drunk alcohol, so she started her stream two hours earlier today.

In the past, she would glance at the bullet chat and decide what to do next. However, there were too many comments today, and the entire chat was spamming the name ‘Wen Jin’.

Her ears reddened. She leaned closer to the microphone, took a pen, and began writing on the notebook, making rustling sounds as she wrote.

Every few minutes, she would lean closer to the microphone and make a bubble sound with her mouth.

There was frenetic spamming in the bullet chat:

【Is this the sound of kissing? Are you kissing Ah Jin now?!!!】

Jiang Wan: “…”

Red-faced, she typed on the keyboard and replied: 【No, it’s not.】

This new group of followers had never watched an ASMR stream before, so they didn’t quite understand how those sounds were made, but they were very excited and convinced that the bubbles sound made by Jiang Wan was the sound of her kissing Wen Jin.

Jiang Wan was still typing her explanation when her room door was opened.

Wen Jin walked in.

Jiang Wan pointed to the microphone, indicating that she was livestreaming.

But she saw him walked towards her, bent down slightly, pinched her chin, and kissed her lips.

A clear sucking sound resounded throughout the room.

He nibbled her lips and kissed her for a full minute before pulling away and saying into the microphone, “This is the sound of kissing.”

Jiang Wan: “…”

The bullet chat exploded:

【Ahhhh I never imagined that I would be able to listen to this in my lifetime!!! Ahhh I’m dead!】

【Ah Jin!!! I can picture it in my head! The 18+ kind! Fuck! I’m going crazy! 】

【That’s so hot woooo I’m crying… My invisible d almost became hard…】

【Ahhh, I accidentally set my audio on speakers, and my relatives are all here in my house for a visit! A whole house of people had heard this, ahhhh! What a large-scale oh fuck moment! 】1

【Help, ahhh, my mind is full of images of Ah Jin kissing a woman! Shit!】

【Mommy, my mind has been dirtied. This is not something I should be listening to…】

Jiang Wan’s face was completely flushed. She glared at Wen Jin with embarrassment and anger, abruptly stood up, and pushed him out the door.

Wen Jin asked quietly, “Are you angry?”

Jiang Wan didn’t want to make a sound, but she had to reply him, “Go out. I’m livestreaming now.”

“If you’re angry,” Wen Jin said as he tapped his index finger on his lips, “kiss me back in my stream.”

Jiang Wan was extremely embarrassed. “I don’t want to!”

She knew that if she said that she was angry, Wen Jin might stubbornly drag her to his room and ask her to kiss him back.

She could only shamefully say, “I’m not angry.”

Wen Jin hugged her and kissed her again.

Jiang Wan blushed and struggled to push him away.

Wen Jin was puzzled. “Didn’t you say you’re not angry?”

“…” Jiang Wan was so ashamed that her body trembled. She hissed, “I’m livestreaming!”

“I know.” Wen Jin nodded.

:…” Jiang Wan’s whole face was burning hot. She explained to Wen Jin in hushed tones, “No one kisses during the livestreams.”

Wen Jin nodded. “Then we will continue when you’re done streaming.”

Jiang Wan: “…”

The bullet chat were all crazy laughing:

【Hahahahahahahaha! I’m laughing my ass off!】

【Hahahaha I laughed so hard that the mountains broke apart, the earth cracked, and everyone in a radius of ten miles around me have to live the rest of their lives on hearing aids!】

【Why is Ah Jin so cute!!!! Wanna f*** him!】2

【The one who said they wanted to f*** him, don’t leave yet! Let me join in!】

【The commenters above are all beasts! I don’t want to f*** him, I just want to be f***ed by him!】

【Chicken coop warning!!!】

【I’m curious how Little Jiejie met Jin-ge… Hahaha, your conversation is so interesting!!!】

【I totally ship them!! I have been grinning like a loving aunt the whole time hahahaha!】3

社死现场 (‘Social death’ scene/oh fuck moment): Internet slang which refers to making a fool or embarrassing yourself in public to the point of being unable to live in society. I see a lot of people translating this term to ‘social death’, but according to wikipedia, the term has a more serious meaning, which I don’t think is appropriate to use in these situations, so I’m translating it to ‘oh fuck moment’ for now.可爱，想日 (Cute, wanna fuck him/her): The origin of this sentence is unknown, but it’s a popular internet slang lol

(Meme source https://www.gifhome.com/special/1273.html) 

姨母笑 (Loving aunt smile)

(Meme source http://www.kanqq.com/wl/205011.htm)