Longevity: Starting From the Luck Entry

Chapter 190 He can finish eating, but I have diarrhea on handstand!

Chapter 190 He can finish eating, but I have diarrhea on handstand!

Time passed slowly.

On Jiang Yuan's side, the enticing fragrance was slowly roasted by Jiaolong, and the fragrance was sent to the tip of everyone's nose along the breeze.

Immediately, there was an endless sound of thumping.

This is the sound of everyone swallowing their saliva.

Situ Hao's throat also moved slightly, and the woman in the green skirt tugged at his sleeve.

"Brother, I really want to eat!"

Situ Hao shook his head with a wry smile, he didn't want to be in such a bad situation.

the other side.

Jiang Yuan looked at the Jiaolong that had been grilled until it was oily, and said, "Xiao Xiao, turn him over!"

"It's the son!"

She turned the barbecue grill that Jiang Yuan had condensed with Gengjin Qi, and Qing Jiao was turned over in an instant.

Zizizi!

Suddenly, a few wisps of blue flames appeared, which were the flames caused by the dripping of dragon oil on the bonfire.

"The body of the dragon is really extraordinary!" Jiang Yuan said lightly.

It has been roasted for a long time at this time, but the dragon is still not roasted until it is golden and crisp.

Shu Xiaoxiao's face was a little red from the fire, and she wiped the sweat from her forehead.

"That's right! The fire is so fierce that it still can't completely roast the dragon, it's killing me!"

After finishing speaking, she stuck out her tongue and fanned herself with her little hands.

At this time, Mu Qianru suddenly got up in surprise: "Touch, touch my stomach, it's finally gone! Haha!"

Jiang Yuan glanced at her speechlessly: "What's there to be happy about? You'll get up again later, unless you only eat a little bit."

"Uh..." Mu Qianru's expression froze for a moment.

Immediately she was a little discouraged and said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Then he glanced at Shu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Yuan again: "I really envy you two! No matter how much you eat, you can't fill your stomach. Your two special physiques are almost the same. No wonder you two can practice so fast!"

She suddenly thought of something, widened her eyes and looked at Shu Xiaoxiao, then at Jiang Yuan.

"The physique is so similar, the two of you don't have any blood relationship, do you?"

Shu Xiaoxiao said: "What are you thinking! How can I have a blood relationship with the young master!"

"To save my younger brother, my parents sold me to a brothel. If the young master hadn't appeared in time, he would have rescued me!"

"I may now be reduced to a corpse in a stinking ditch!"

Having said that, she looked at Jiang Yuan.

"My life is all given by the young master. This action by the young master is better than saving a little life!"

Hearing Shu Xiaoxiao's narration, Mu Qianru nodded slightly.

"That's true. For ordinary women, a brothel is better than a hell in a devil's cave. Your parents are also ruthless. If it were me, I would have to take revenge!"

Shu Xiaoxiao smiled softly: "Forget it, after all, they gave birth to me, raised me, and treated me well!"

Mu Qianru shook her head: "I'm not as open-minded as you!"

Then she smiled again: "Maybe that's why I joined the Demon Cult! But I think it's good. I'll treat anyone who treats me well, and I'll take revenge on anyone who treats me badly." !"

Shu Xiaoxiao smiled softly.

"It's good. It's a relaxed and comfortable life without too many worries."

"Yes!" Mu Qianru suddenly giggled.

Jiang Yuan suddenly said: "Stop talking, you two, it's almost burnt!"

"Ah!" Shu Xiaoxiao was startled suddenly, and quickly turned around and turned Jiaolong's body again.

After several hours.

At this time, the smell of meat wafted across tens of miles, and those people in the distance looked straight at Jiang Yuan, swallowing their saliva from time to time.

They can feel the desperate longing coming from their bodies.

"Wait a little longer, after the three of them are full, I'll go and order some Jiaolong!"

Someone murmured, and then barked again.

At this time, Shu Xiaoxiao said: "My lord, it's almost there!"

Jiang Yuan suddenly smiled and could finally start.

He hadn't felt the feeling of hunger for a long time.

But now, he felt that feeling again.

Mu Qianru also said: "This pot of snake soup should be ready!"

"Not urgent!"

Jiang Yuan smiled.

The three started working immediately.

Jiang Yuan cut off a large piece of back meat with a knife and put it in his mouth.

As he chewed, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Then he chewed it several times before swallowing it.

As the dragon meat fell into his belly, he immediately felt waves of warm current spreading from his belly to all parts of his body.

The whole body is hot and comfortable.

"Good stuff! It's worthy of being a flood dragon meat, and it's worthy of being a big monster with triple transformation!" Jiang Yuan exclaimed in admiration.

"Yes! Yes! It's delicious and chewy!" Shu Xiaoxiao repeatedly nodded in praise.

The mouth is non-stop.

Mu Qianru's face was full of pain: "It's such a delicious food, but my stomach is so small! It's so uncomfortable!"

After saying this, she immediately turned her grief and anger into strength, and opened her mouth to bite, completely ignoring her own image.

The same is true for Shu Xiaoxiao.

Jiang Yuan looked at the two people in front of him, but nodded slightly.

Sure enough, good-looking people are so good-looking.

When everyone saw the three of them eating meat, their saliva became even more drooling.

"Gudong!"

"Gudong!"

As if someone was drinking water.

"I'm so envious! I'm suddenly very envious of Jiang Yuan's saintess from the Heavenly Demon Sect and his little maid, who can eat such delicious food by his side!"

"Yes! Yes!" A girl in a goose yellow skirt nodded repeatedly.

Someone comforted themselves again and again: "Don't worry, when they are full first, we will naturally share a share."

Then someone laughed and said: "Brother Dao, didn't you just say that anyone who dared to use the monster race as food would be chased and killed by the monster race?"

"I'm not. That's not."

"That's not what?"

"Isn't that just a joke?"

Only a moment passed.

Mu Qianru clutched her stomach and shouted, "No, I really can't eat anymore!"

"What an unbelievable stomach!"

While speaking, she slapped her stomach hard twice.

Jiang Yuan was immediately attracted by her, and said with a smile: "You are more like October pregnant!"

"You're still laughing, they all say I'm pregnant with you!"

"Uh..." Jiang Yuan suddenly smiled awkwardly, and then continued to eat.

Seeing Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao eating like crazy, Mu Qianru was full of envy.

She looked back at the expressions of the people in the distance, and immediately smiled.

She also heard the conversation of those people very clearly.

So she also understood the intentions of those people, and after Jiang Yuan and herself were full, they would come to share a share of the pie.

I thought very well.

In the thinking of normal people, it is impossible to finish eating such a huge green jellyfish.

Coupled with a slightly smaller black python, it is impossible for the three of them to finish eating.

It's a pity that they obviously thought too much, Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao are not ordinary people.

The two of them are like gluttons in the world, any food entering their stomachs will not cause the slightest wave.

Under the gaze of the crowd.

The two gradually gnawed off half of Jiaolong's body, and the speed did not decrease at all, and they were still sent into the belly in an orderly manner.

"What's going on here? How can they eat so much?" someone murmured.

"I don't know! I have never seen anyone who can eat so much?"

"So edible? How can this be a human being? This is the incarnation of an ancient evil!"

"No, it should be called Taotie! According to the legend, Taotie is like this, eating everything and devouring everything!"

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In the face of everyone's sighs, someone comforted: "It's okay, there are still a lot! No matter how much the two of them can eat, they can't eat so much! Look at that demon girl, she can't eat it long ago!"

Hearing this reassurance, everyone nodded in agreement.

"Brother Dao's words are reasonable, but I don't believe them. The two of them are so good at eating, they can eat up this dragon that is more than ten feet long! If they can eat up all of them, I'll kick your head like a ball!"

Under everyone's gaze, time passed slowly.

Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao took their time and nibbled away bit by bit, and then they ate up the entire body of the dragon!

in the crowd.

"Brother Dao said that?" Someone looked at the brother Dao who had just swore an oath with a strange expression.

The man's face suddenly turned blue and white.

He pondered for a few breaths.

He immediately lay down on the ground and closed his eyes: "Come on! Kick me!"

"Admiration!" Someone clasped his hands, and said again: "Brother Dao must do what he says, I admire it very much. But no one will come to kick Brother Dao, don't worry, Brother Dao."

His words fell.

A girl in a goose-yellow skirt was standing right behind his head, tiptoeing, and kicked him straight in the head.

boom!

There was a muffled sound.

The man was instantly kicked away by her.

"Uh..." Everyone looked at the girl in the goose yellow skirt, and was speechless for a while.

Especially the person who just spoke, his expression was even more embarrassing.

The girl in the goose-yellow dress saw the eyes of everyone who had passed her gaze, her big eyes flickered.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'll be shy!"

"I just fulfilled his wish, otherwise it would be embarrassing for him to come down!"

The man who was kicked out by him came over with his head covered.

"hiss!"

He kept gasping for air.

Walking in front of everyone, he saw Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao in the distance stopped fighting.

Jiang Yuan burped even more.

Hearing the belch, his eyes were a little red.

"I don't believe they can finish this pot of snake soup again! If you can't eat dragon meat, it's good to drink some snake soup!"

Hearing his words, some joked immediately: "Brother Dao, what if the two of them can finish this pot of snake soup?"

"impossible!"

"I mean what if!"

"If I can finish eating, I'll stand upside down and have diarrhea on the spot, okay!"

His eyes were a little red.

"Listen up, everyone! He said it himself, I didn't force him!"

the other side.

Shu Xiaoxiao touched her flat stomach: "It's delicious!"

Her demeanor immediately attracted Mu Qianru's gaze.

She looked at Shu Xiaoxiao's flat stomach, and then at her own belly that looked like she was pregnant in October, and she wanted to cry without tears.

The two of them rested for a while.

He came to the pot of snake soup again.

Jiang Yuan drank a bowl and savored it carefully.

Then some disliked said: "It's so-so!"

Shu Xiaoxiao also drank a bowl immediately: "It's really ordinary. After eating such delicious dragon meat, drinking this snake soup feels ordinary."

"Yes!" Jiang Yuan nodded, then sighed slightly.

"Forget it, for the sake of the essence contained in it, let's make do with it!"

So, under the gaze of everyone, the two drank one bowl after another, gulping down their stomachs.

Seeing that there was less and less snake soup in the pot, the face of the person who made the oath became more and more ugly.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt said in amazement: "The two of them can't really finish this pot of snake soup, can they?"

"No way! No way!"

"Shut up!" the person who took the oath snapped.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt shrank her neck, and said with grievances: "It's so fierce!"

After a while, I saw that the pot of snake soup had completely bottomed out.

The person who just took the oath suddenly turned black as carbon, and then his face changed again.

"Hee hee!" The girl in the goose-yellow skirt said with a smile, "Stand upside down and have diarrhea!"

Hearing this sentence, everyone couldn't help laughing.

After a while, someone laughed out loud.

Following this laughter, it seemed as if a levee burst effect was triggered, and everyone was born laughing.

After a few breaths, someone comforted me: "Brother Dao, just talk and play, don't take it so seriously!"

"Yes!" Someone nodded: "This is just a joke, liven up the atmosphere, don't take it seriously!"

The more chapters will be added tomorrow, maybe later

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