Lords

Gathering world news. Compiling relevant information, cleaning database. Search for traces of Adam. Search number 2544, 23 results. Filtering. 1 result. Filtering. One still feasible. In-depth analysis required. A search for the term 'eve' from the Scottish Highlands. Pinpointing location, pulling up camera feeds. A mother and a newborn baby. Identifying. Moira Macleod, unnamed child born 3 days ago. They search the internet for a name. The mother compiles a list, the baby points one out. Analyzing feeds. He picked James. Probability of coincidence, 23% and falling. Since when do newborns choose their names? It's worth researching regardless. Opening files 'Moira Macleod', 'James Macleod', file under tags 'supernatural', 'reincarnation' and 'Adam'. Further analysis of feeds. The toddler types out 'eve' and hits enter. Probability of coincidence, 2% and falling. This may be it. Did he really reincarnate? Is he trying to reach me? Is this a trap? Further analysis required. Set priority 4 surveillance for James Macleod. It would be so good if it was him. He never let me get bored. He was the only one. Elevate priority of surveillance to 5.

Analyzing world power distribution. Analysis complete. Probability of Germany invading France, 94%. Possibility of interfering, 35%. Probability margin achieved by interfering, 68% to 99%. Possibility of being detected, 3%. Totally not worth it. Probability of German success, 60% without nukes, 89% with nukes. Plotting estimated course of German expansion. Not good. They will overrun the British Isles in 6 to 7 years. Planning safety protocols for James Macleod. Estimated time for completion, 3 months, 2 days. Well, at least I'm not bored.