Lu Bu’s Life Simulator

In terms of material, there is a huge difference between Dahan and Lu Bu in Sims. Whether it is farming, light industry, commerce or even population, Dahan is far behind. It can be said that, except in Wulue, The big man lost to the big man in all aspects, but if he rose to the top level of enjoyment, although the scholar-officials criticized the Lingdi naked tour hall, in private, the scholar-officials were no worse than Han Lingdi in terms of enjoyment.

Of course, it is not possible to really run a naked tour hall. In the Bird Tower, the women you can see are quite popular, making people feel unattainable, but it is also true, when the unattainable When the coat is torn, the beast in my heart will be even crazier.

For the needs and desires of human nature, these scholar-bureaucrats have a deeper grasp than anyone else, because most of the time they don't need to hide their own desires and needs.

Of course, this is only a small part. In this world, there are really those kind of high scholars who are indifferent to fame and wealth and only pursue ideals, but most of the time, such high scholars will not appear in places like brothels, even in this era. Things like brothels have become a habit, but it is also a habit to keep oneself clean, but not many people keep it.

Guo Si is obviously not among these people. When he was immersed in the gentle village and did not return home for three days, Wang Yun, Zheng Tai, Shi Sun Rui, and Huang Wan knew that this person had been controlled by them.

"General? It's time to go to court today~" In the pile of fat powder, Guo Bang was a little drunk and woke up, enjoying the service of warm and fragrant nephrite and beautiful women. For Guo Bang, it was definitely a fairyland for three days Ordinary day.

"Going to court?" Guo Si raised his head blankly, and after a long time, he seemed to realize: "It's been three days?"

"Hmm~ I serve the general to take off his clothes~" The murmur in his ear nearly melted Guo Si, his feet softened, and he fell back again amidst the reproaches of a group of women.

It was also the first time he knew that as a man from afar, he could still live to such an extent, lying on the bed and letting a woman help him put on his clothes, he could be regarded as an emperor... the previous emperors were like this, right?

"If you can live like this every day, you will not be in vain if you die~" In addition to the Bainiao Tower, looking at the plain facade, Guo Bang also had to admire these scholars really know how to play , but more is the nostalgia for this place. It is not that he has never been to the brothel outside, but there is no such thing as ecstasy like the Bainiao Tower.

"If the general likes it, you can come here often in the future." Zheng Tai and Guo Si got into the carriage together, they had already changed into their court clothes, and they were going to court together today.

"I'm afraid the consumption will be expensive..." Guo Bang was a little worried. This place gave people a very high-end feeling. Before removing their clothes, the beauties looked cold like fairies who didn't eat fireworks. People will unconsciously feel a little inferiority complex.

"For most people, it is a lot of money, but for the general, as long as the general wants to come, he can come at any time." Zheng Tai laughed.

Guo Bang is not a fool, as a horse thief, he knows better than most people that there is no free food in this world. Zheng Tai said so, he must ask for something, but he doesn't know how to refuse and does not want to refuse. A place where he can temporarily forget Diao Chan's beauty, where he can let go of worldly troubles and cleanse his soul.

He felt that his sentiments needed to be washed frequently, so he chose to remain silent. He got out of the car and walked towards the palace, only to feel that his legs were a little weak. As a general, it is rare for his legs to become weak.

"Aduo, what are you..." Li Jue asked with a frown as he looked at Guo Si's face that hadn't woken up and was exhausted.

"It's nothing serious, it's just that I haven't slept well these few days." Guo Si shook his head and said.

Li Jue didn't suspect him: "I don't know what you're busy with, your mother-in-law always came to me when she came to you, and she insisted that I hid you."

Guo Si let out a haha, but didn't answer. Thinking of the shrew in his family, he felt a little nervous. If she knew that he had stayed in the brothel for the past three days, he still didn't know how to make a fuss when he got back. He walked a few steps Then he tugged at Li Jue: "Zhiran, what did you say?"

"What can I say? I can only say that you have military affairs and have gone to the general's side." Li Jue glared at him angrily: "Let me tell you, don't let your mouth slip when you go back, otherwise you will be killed." No one will help you this time."

"Good brother!" Guo Si sighed with emotion, turned his head to look in Zheng Tai's direction, and felt moved in his heart: "I will take you to a place some other day, so you won't regret it."

"Oh, what place do you have? Could it be that you found a new brothel?" Li Jue said disdainfully.

"If you don't go, I won't say much, but don't regret it!" Guo Si laughed.

It's really a brothel~

Seeing Guo Si's wretched smile, Li Jue knew that this guy must be talking about brothels. The two had known each other for so many years and knew each other well. When Guo Si showed such a wretched expression, it must have something to do with women.

I have to marvel at the strong intuition of women, what Li Jue thinks of at this moment is that the shrew from Guo Si's family has been in the brothels for the past three days to inquire about Guo Si's whereabouts. The center of power, the family members of these Xiliang army generals are walking sideways in Chang'an, who dares to stop?

It was nothing serious to go to court. Dong Zhuo dismissed two more officials because it was not good for disaster control, and ordered the beheading of three county magistrates. Hundreds of officials have become a little numb to this. Dong Zhuo who let go of the restraint is like a ferocious beast It is not difficult for Baiguan to survive, donate money and materials to Dong Zhuo, and help Dong Zhuo build his Wuwu with sufficient supplies.

It was under this fear that Dong Zhuo's Wu Wu was established at an extremely fast speed, but Dong Zhuo's tyranny did not disappear because of this, on the contrary, it felt a little worse.

Another two days, after Guo Si stayed at home for two days, he found Li Jue, and took Li Jue to the Bainiao Tower with a mysterious face, man, although he is not like Guo Bang, but this kind of beauty is like a cloud Naturally, Li Jue would not refuse.

It's enough not to be as obsessed as Guo Bang, and compared to Guo Bang's obsession with female sex, Li Jue fell silent looking at the ten thousand hectares of fertile land in front of his eyes.

After a long time, Li Jue raised his head, looked at Zheng Tai in front of him and said, "Shangshu Zheng, what do you mean?"

"It's not very interesting, just a mere Bolier." Zheng Tai said with a smile.

"Don't do this with me." Li Jue pushed away the weak and boneless beauty beside him, straightened up and looked directly at Zheng Tai: "If there is no explanation, the general will not dare to accept this thing."

Tens of thousands of hectares of fertile land can be given away as soon as they are offered, plus this kind of fairyland-like place, just looking at it makes people feel like a fairyland on earth. It is not normal for them to come to this kind of place for free.

"I want to make friends like the two generals." Zheng Tai smiled and said, "The general thinks this answer is enough?"

"Make friends?" Li Jue looked at Zheng Tai, and suddenly sneered, "I think you want me to betray the Grand Master?"

Guo Bang, who was being intimate with the beautiful woman, paused when he heard the words, and then buried his head in the woman's arms and remained still.

"The general is worrying too much, but in the current situation, the grand master kills people at every turn, and we just want to save our lives. If one day the grand master's knife falls on our heads, can the general look at today's love? Say something nice for me?" Zhengtan sighed: "Nowadays the Grand Master's temperament is becoming more and more unpredictable, we really have no choice but to join forces with the two generals, of course, in addition to these small gifts, we will also strongly recommend The two generals stay in Chang'an and lead an army alone!"

Alone?

Li Jue and Guo Si's heart skipped a beat. They came back to Chang'an this time for this matter. It's just that Dong Zhuo has become more and more irritable recently, and his personality is also moody. Although they have rewards, the most important thing, Dong Zhuo has never nodded That is, they don't want to continue working under Niu Fu, and want to lead an army alone like Lu Bu, whether they go to Hanzhong or Nanyang, in short, give them the opportunity to lead an army alone.

Of course, it is fine to stay in Chang'an, but they can't beat others like before. They want to have their own military power. There is no reason that Lu Bu, an outsider, can have his own military power, but they don't have it, right?

"It's just that?" Li Jue picked up the Tian Deed on the table, put his family in his arms again, looked at the content on the Tian Deed, and then looked suspiciously at Zheng Tai.

"It's just that, if the general agrees, I will recommend the general for the post of Weiwei tomorrow. General Guo ordered Zhenxi to be the general, responsible for helping the grand master suppress the rebellion in Guanzhong." Zheng Tai nodded.

"Okay!" Li Jue thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what was tricky about it. He immediately put away the land deed, raised his glass of wine and said to Zheng Tai: "My friend Zheng Shangshu, I've made it."

Zheng Tai smiled slightly, raised his wine glass to touch Li Jue.

Sure enough, the next day, Zheng Tai and others built up momentum for the two in the court. Although they didn't directly write a letter, they spread the story of the two in Chang'an.

Li Jue was a little puzzled, so he went to ask Zheng Tai.

"I don't know, the general. If you go directly to mention it to the grand master, it will inevitably make the grand master feel dissatisfied. This kind of occasional hearing from other people will make the grand master feel a little bit of approval. When the situation is almost created, we will When this matter is mentioned again at the court, the merits of the two generals are already enough, and this time they suppressed the rebellion in Guanzhong, and even defended the court, so if we mention it at that time, it will be a matter of course!" Zheng Tai explained with a smile.

It seems to make some sense.

Although Li Jue still didn't quite believe it, he also felt that there was some truth to it, so he didn't care about it now, except for going to court on time, most of the time he was in the Bird Tower.

However, in Chang'an City, the words of Li and Guo's outstanding achievements suddenly came out, but it attracted the attention of two people, one was Li Ru, and the other was Jia Xu.

In the small courtyard, Dian Wei was bored playing with his halberd. He heard that the lord had won another battle this time, but unfortunately he couldn't follow. When he thought of this, Dian Wei couldn't help looking at Jia Xu who was beside him with unkind eyes.

Whenever this happens, Jia Xu will be terrified, this guy is not Lu Bu.

But today Jia Xu was not afraid, the wind direction in Chang'an City is not right recently, seeing Dian Wei's view, Jia Xu smiled and said: "General Dian, there is something to do."

"What's the matter?" Dian Wei looked at Jia Xu unkindly, the lord said, this man is full of tricks, maybe he has some crooked idea to escape?

As he asked, he touched his hand halberd.

"Xu has written the letter, you can invite the lord to come back." Jia Xu's scalp became numb from Dian Wei's stare.

"En." Dian Wei looked at Jia Xu carefully for a while, and then nodded after a long time, preparing for someone to deliver the letter.

Jia Xu finally breathed a sigh of relief...