Lu Bu’s Life Simulator

"My lord, are you looking for me?" When Ma Chao saw Lu Bu, he was somewhat embarrassed. What was even more embarrassing was that he didn't know whether to call him Lord Lu Bu or his father-in-law. Ever since he married Lu Lingqi, the lord and father-in-law seemed to have never treated him well. The face, of course, has never given a bad face.

"Over there in Nanyang, I have someone replace you." Lu Bu looked at Ma Chao.

"Follow my lord's orders." Although Ma Chao was unwilling, he still bowed his head.

Lu Bu looked at Ma Chao softly and said, "If you are just one of my generals, you are capable enough now. Although there were mistakes in the battle of Nanyang, the response was timely and you have some responsibilities, but..."

Ma Chao looked at Lu Bu expectantly.

Lu Bu thought for a while and said, "It's enough to be a general, but not enough to be alone."

"Please teach me, my lord!" Ma Chao still didn't understand what Lu Bu meant, he wanted to teach himself.

"Leading troops to fight, looking at the ancient and modern art of war, all have been exhausted, and you are not here." Lu Bu shook his head: "Some things, if you understand it, you understand it, and others can't teach you."

"Then..." Ma Chao was puzzled, since he couldn't teach him, what's the point of telling himself these things?

"Lingqi is pregnant." Lu Bu said something that made Ma Chao baffled, but what followed was ecstasy.

Lu Bu obviously didn't know how to talk nonsense, maybe other people didn't know, but Ma Chao knew that Lu Bu still had top-notch medical skills. Since he said he was pregnant, Lingqi must be pregnant, although he didn't know why Lu Bu wanted to do it at this time Saying this did not affect Ma Chao's excitement at all.

"Are you willing to do anything for her mother and child?" Lu Bu looked at the ecstatic Ma Chao, frowning slightly, but did not reprimand him.

"Yes." Ma Chao said sonorously, "A mountain of knives and a sea of ​​fire, even the last general is willing."

"Go and beg." Lu Bu nodded.

Ma Chao: "..."

He stared blankly at Lu Bu, and picked his ears. He wondered if he had heard it wrong. After a while, Ma Chao looked at Lu Bu and said, "Your lord, you mean... begging?"

"That's right!" Lu Bu looked at Ma Chao, "Are you willing?"

"The general is willing." Ma Chao took a deep breath, with anger in his eyes, he looked at Lu Bu and said, "But can my lord tell the general, why?"

Knowing that you don't like me, you don't have to humiliate me like this, right?

"It's limited to one month!" Lu Bu looked at Ma Chao and said, "I'll give you the answer you want after one month, but you can't say it now. During this month, you can't accept help from any acquaintances, and you can't go to work. , you can only beg, you can't hurt anyone with your martial arts, even if the other party provokes you, and you can't reveal your identity to anyone, is it possible?"

Ma Chao frowned: "Can the last general not go?"

"Naturally." Lu Bu nodded, with a calm attitude: "There is no coercion in this matter, and you don't have to worry that I will criticize you for it."

Ma Chao thought for a while and said, "My lord, what is there for the general to do?"

"No, there is no reason for asking you to beg." Lu Bu shook his head: "You just need to be a beggar quietly, as long as you can do it for this month, you will pass the test. Of course, during this month, any time , as long as you are willing to give up, you can."

Ma Chao didn't understand, what's the point of doing this?

He didn't believe that his father-in-law just saw that he was upset and humiliated him like this.

Although Ma Chao was afraid of Lu Bu, he still had arrogance in his bones. He felt a surge of anger go straight to his forehead, and he wanted to turn around and leave immediately, but at the moment of turning around, Lingqi's figure and the look of expectation flashed through his mind. look.

"The general is willing!" Ma Chao took a deep breath, bowed his head and said, at the same time he cursed his wife inwardly, in order not to make you feel bad, your man sacrificed too much!

"Very well, only you and I will know about this matter, and no third person will know about it. I will tell Lingqi that you have been sent to work, and I will return in a month." Lu Bu looked at Ma Chao. Satisfied, but the next month is the focus.

In order to protect Ma Chao's privacy, Dian Wei cannot know about this matter. If Dian Wei knows, Jia Xu and Guo Jia will definitely know, and then more people will know. In this way, if Ma Chao does not pass this test It's useless.

Now Lu Bu dressed Ma Chao himself, taking off his brocade and putting on coarse cloth, and messing up his bun a bit, as for the rest, Lu Bu didn't care.

Then at night Lu Bu sent Ma Chao out of the mansion: "Remember, you can come back anytime."

Ma Chao nodded in a muffled voice, this time he didn't salute Lu Bu, and just blended into the night.

beg?

Ma Chao looked blankly at Chang'an City under the night. The night he felt before seemed to be different from the night he felt at this moment. He didn't know what was different. doorstep.

Seeing the door of his house so close at hand, Ma Chao hesitated for a moment, thinking of the agreement with Lu Bu, sighed, and didn't call the door, the moment he called the door, he was considered a loser.

Although he respected Lu Bu, he didn't want to lose in this matter. Although he didn't know the meaning of doing so, Ma Chao was deeply hurt by Lu Bu's contemptuous eyes. Even if it was his father-in-law, he had to fight for it.

But if you don't go home...where can you go?

Ma Chao wandered around the streets aimlessly, and soon encountered soldiers on night watch.

"The beggar went to Nanshi, why is he still wandering around in the middle of the night?" The night watchman looked at Ma Chao with dissatisfaction.

Even in Chang'an City, there are beggars. There is no way. No matter how close Lu Bu's policy is to the people, it is inevitable that there will still be beggars these days, or they are disabled, or they have not been allocated to the land. They are waiting for the next allocation by the court. Try to be tolerant of these beggars as much as possible, after all, there is really no way to settle them right now.

Hearing this, Ma Chao turned around and headed south. It was so late and there was no night life, so there must be a place to stay.

"Really, it must be from the Kanto region, and I won't even say thank you, alas~" The night watchman saw the beggar turn around and leave, and shook his head speechlessly, with a hint of disgust in his tone.

Ma Chao's body froze. How had he ever suffered such humiliation? Thank you... Forget it, let's go find the place first.

Thinking of the agreement with Lu Bu, Ma Chao gave up and walked forward silently with his head bowed. On the way, he met three guards who were watching the night, and finally found the place where beggars gathered in Nanshi. It was a place for sacrifices. He would pass by occasionally. Clean and tidy, I didn't expect so many beggars to gather at night, and no one chased them away, why didn't they drive them away?

Ma Chao didn't quite understand it. As soon as he got close, he felt an unpleasant smell, mixed with the smell of sweat and feet...

The barracks that were trapped in the camp were actually full of this kind of sweaty smell, but at that time, they basically came back after being trained to the point of being almost useless every day. It's been so long now, most of the time I've been pampered and pampered, how can I bear it all of a sudden when I return to this kind of environment?

The further you go in, the stronger the smell.

"Brother, what are you running for, lie down and sleep, it will consume less energy." A beggar kicked him.

After searching for a long time, Ma Chao finally chose a seat at the door. He didn't eat anything after breakfast. He planned to go back to eat with his wife at night, but who knew... the feeling of hunger constantly stimulated him, This is probably one of the few opportunities in his life to experience hunger. He will have to survive a month like this. This is still the first day, no, this is the first night. Ma Chao already has a feeling of wanting to escape.

The warm and fragrant nephrite at home, compared with this, is simply heaven.

But in the end Ma Chao resisted the urge to go back...and lost. He didn't want to be looked down upon by Lu Bu, so he leaned against the door and slept with his clothes on.

Early the next morning, Ma Chao was woken up by someone kicking him. He opened his eyes and looked at the group of beggars in front of him with a sense of majesty.

"Hey, those eyes are really scary!" The burly beggar in the head was indeed frightened by Ma Chao's appearance. After all, Ma Chao was killed by thousands of horses, and the evil spirit released by his eyes at that moment was not ordinary. People, weaker generals have to tremble.

Ma Chao gradually came to his senses, the sky outside the door was not yet fully lit, and the cold wind in the morning was biting biting.

Standing up silently, Ma Chao ignored the beggars and prepared to leave here.

"Stop!" The leading beggar was taken aback by Ma Chao, but he didn't see Ma Chao's other movements. Feeling a little embarrassed, he grabbed Ma Chao's shoulder.

"What's the matter?" Ma Chao turned his head, looking at that disheveled face with disgust, he just wanted to avoid him.

"Tsk~" The beggar walked around Ma Chao a few times, looking him up and down: "I don't think your Excellency is like our profession!"

"Is a beggar a job?" Ma Chao looked at the other party in astonishment and asked.

"That's natural." The beggar looked at Ma Chao and said, "I think you are pure and white, you must have just fallen into trouble, right? You still have the arrogance of a powerful son."

Ma Chao looked at him in astonishment: "The son of a powerful man can also be a beggar?"

"It's rare in other places, but here in Guanzhong... I've seen a lot of them. Most of the powerful children like you are in trouble..." While Ma Chao was listening carefully, the beggar suddenly raised his foot and kicked Ma Chao.

Who is Ma Chao? Instinctively, he wanted to fight back, but Lu Bu's words sounded in his mind, not to be brave, and he couldn't help but pause.

After this meal, he was kicked by the beggars, but Ma Chao remained motionless, but the beggars did not kick Ma Chao, he lost his balance and sat down on the ground, causing the beggars around him to burst into laughter.

"You dare to fight back!?"

Ma Chao: "..."

He felt that he was hungry and stupid to stay and listen to the beggar's nonsense, so he left immediately.

"You run fast!" The beggar also sensed that Ma Chao was not easy to mess with, and snorted coldly, but he didn't catch up and continue pestering him.

The other beggars booed a lot when they saw that there was no more excitement to watch, and then dispersed. No one came to this sacrificial temple on weekdays, but someone would come to clean it during the day, so as not to look like a beggar's nest when it was in use, they should also go out to make a living. Ma Chao also started his official beggar journey...