Madam Became a National Male God After Wearing the Book

She kept on stepping, and hurried through the forest. Through the gap in the dense forest, she saw a faint figure at the end of the forest.

Qiao Yi took out another talisman paper from his pocket, threw it into the sky and burned it. This time, the smoke from the talisman paper exploded instantly after forming.

Her eyes sank, she casually tore off a branch from the tree, and threw it towards the figure!

She used 10% of her strength for this blow, and the branch flew away like an arrow, but at the moment when it was about to hit the target, for some reason, she suddenly lost her strength and fell limply.

She seemed to have known the result a long time ago, instead of being angry, she smiled, with surprise in her eyes, and shouted at the figure, "Stinky Taoist priest!"

The figure turned its back to her, and it didn't seem to move at all, but the thick voice was like a loudspeaker, floating away.

"Smelly girl, come to disturb my cleanliness again!"

Song Bai naturally also heard this, and before he could figure out what was going on, he saw Master Qiao swooping down and hugging...a monk.

"..."

"What are you doing... Oh, my rabbit, I just baked a rabbit!"

When Song Bai arrived, he saw Young Master Qiao holding a branch with a roasted rabbit stuck in it, being chased by the monk.

The monk's head is shiny, and under the sunlight, it looks like a light bulb walking upright.

"You stinky Taoist priest with no sense of public morality, do you want to start a fire by lighting a fire in the mountain? On behalf of the vast number of nature lovers, I will confiscate your crime tools!"

Song Bai: "..."

The monk was impatient, took off his shoes and threw it at Joe, "Get out of here!"

"No, no, I'll just..." Before she finished speaking, she suddenly stopped, and instantly froze into a plaster cast.

She struggled a bit, and found that she couldn't control her body at all, and instantly blew up: "Smelly Taoist priest, you are avenging yourself, let me go!"

The monk smiled, took the barbecue stick from her hand, bit off the most tender piece of meat from the rabbit, chewed it casually, and swallowed it whole: "How many times have I told you that you will be punished for deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors?" , you see, retribution always comes quickly!"

"Smelly Taoist priest!"

Song Bai watched the whole process from the sidelines, feeling terrified in his heart, thinking, this person who is not a Buddha or a Taoist is actually Master Qiao's master.

It is true that like a teacher, there must be a disciple.

The monk passed by Song Bai, stopped suddenly, tilted his head and said strangely: "Do you think I am a Buddha or not?"

Song Bai "..."

Damn, how did he know?

The monk moved closer to him and said with a weird smile: "Fuck, how do you think I know?"

Song Bai's pupils trembled, and he stretched out his hand to cover his mouth!

He can hear what's on my mind!

"Smelly Taoist priest, don't scare my friend, there is no Buddhist disciple who eats meat, you have broken the great precept!"

The monk suddenly realized, "Hairstyle hurts me!"

The next second, under Song Bai's shocked gaze, the monk stretched out his hand and pulled at his bald forehead, and the bald hood was removed, revealing short black and shiny hair underneath.

Song Bai: "..."

"Walking in the rivers and lakes, living in other people's temples, you should go to the country and do as the Romans do."

Song Bai: "..."

Qiao Yi: "You big-headed ghost, hiding in this forest and eating meat, I'm not afraid that the host will kill you if he finds out!"

The monk put on the headgear again, held the barbecue stick and folded his palms together and bowed to the two: "Amitabha, monks are compassionate!"

Song Bai "..."

Qiao gave him a white look: "You don't come here! Is it your fault for my affairs!"