Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"Hehe, a trivial matter."

Chu Yue said with a smile: "But then again, if I wasn't there today, in the situation just now, are you going to call the police first and then sue!"

"Uh, it seems so!" Lin He smiled implicitly and explained, "It's just a professional habit!"

Lin He said with emotion: "Girls today are amazing."

"Every one has a bad temper. It's obviously just a trivial matter, and they have to be relentless."

For the incident just now, if you change to a normal person, accept Lin He's apology and you'll be fine.

But the woman's brain is not normal, and it will cause so many things.

"Huh?" Chu Yue raised her eyebrows, stared at Lin He and said, "You have something to say in your words. Could it be that you brought me with you."

"No no!"

Lin He quickly waved his hand: "Sister Chu, you've already passed the category of girls, you're different from them."

"Then you mean I'm too old?"

Chu Yue's pretty face was sullen, and the fist on the table couldn't help clenching.

I……

Lin He wants to cry but has no tears, Sister Chu, can we communicate properly?

Obviously it's just an ordinary small talk, but you are still on the bar.

Lin He glanced at Chu Yue and said weakly, "Sister Chu, you know, that's not what I meant."

"In my heart, you are YYDS!"

"Intellectual, elegant, beautiful, gentle, considerate, intelligent, natural beauty, cymbidium heart, beautiful and intelligent..."

Lin He searched and scratched his stomach, wishing to use all the praise words he had learned in his life on Chu Yue.

"Okay, okay, stop flattering!"

Chu Yue said impatiently: "Let's be practical, I helped you just now, how are you going to thank me?"

Uh?

Lin He put his hand on his forehead. It's over, this woman is about to rip off again.

No wonder she was so hard at fighting people just now, it turned out that everything was planned.

"Sister Chu, you've agreed, as long as I, Lin He, can do it today, I will never frown."

Lin He half-jokingly said, "If you have any unreasonable thoughts about me, I will satisfy you!"

"go away!"

Chu Yue scolded with a smile: "It's like saying that you suffer too much."

Lin He thought for a while and said, "How about we go to the counter to pick up a bag later?"

As the saying goes, cures all diseases.

There is no woman who is not good at coaxing, if there is, then another one.

"Yeah!" Chu Yue nodded: "You are acquainted!"

"Just in the morning, I saw Prada's new model on the Internet. You will accompany me to see it later."

Speaking of bags, Lin He recalled that Xu Lu asked him to pay 10,000 yuan just now.

"Sister Chu, do you think that woman's bag is real?"

Lin He said: "Looking at the tone of her phone call, even if she is a part-time worker, it is estimated that she can't afford more than 30,000 bags."

"I see her like that just now, she is clearly trying to deceive people!"

"If you hadn't stopped Sister Chu just now, I would have let her live in for ten years!"

Lin He said, there was a trace of light in his eyes.

"Come on!"

Chu Yue smiled and said, "I saw it just now, and that bag is real."

"Don't underestimate the attractiveness of a bag to women. If a woman likes a bag, it must be bought." "Even if the salary is lower, there is a way!"

After Chu Yue finished speaking, she gave Lin He a look that you understand.

"What way?" Lin He's face was a little confused.

"Really want to know?"

"Want to know!"

"For example, they work for a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan, rent -1,000, cosmetics -1,500, meals - 2,000, and clothes - 2,000. At a glance, the salary is not enough to spend."

Lin He nodded, some girls' expenses are indeed quite high.

"However, as long as they are willing to spend the night ah ah ah, they can save a lot of money in the end."

"what?"

Lin He looked puzzled, what exactly did Sister Chu say.

"Stupid!" Chu Yue smiled and said, "Wages are 5000, rent -1000, cosmetics -1500, meals -2000, clothes -2000, and finally -1500, but they are +30,000, and they can save more than 20,000 yuan. What about the money?"

"It's just a luxury bag, do you think they can buy it?"

Lin He:  …

At this moment, he felt that there was a train coming with a whistle in his mind!

After eating, Lin He took Chu Yue to the Prada counter.

After some selection, Chu Yue chose a white Prada Re-Edition 2022 women's one-shoulder backpack.

The backpack is priced at 28888, and Lin He is ready to bleed.

But what surprised him was that Chu Yue paid the money directly this time, although he had already said that he would pay by himself.

After coming out of the counter, Lin He asked strangely, "Sister Chu, I'll buy it for you, how do you..."

"Hehe, you pay, forget it, I'm afraid I'll scare you this time, and you won't dare to come out with me next time."

Chu Yue said casually, then glanced at it and saw a house in the distance.

She pointed to the milk tea shop and said, "I'm thirsty, let's buy two cups of milk tea."

"no problem!"

Lin He asked with a smile, "Sister Chu wants ice?"

Chu Yue sat down on the chair beside her, thought for a while and said, "It's warm, I can't drink cold in the past few days!"

"Oh, that's good!"

Lin He just took two steps before turning around suddenly to look at Chu Yue.

Don't drink cold, do you?

When he turned back, he happened to meet Chu Yue's half-smiling gaze.

After leaving the mall, the two went back to their respective homes, each looking for their own mother.

Along the way, the expression on Lin He's face was always sullen.

When Chu Yue saw this, the corner of her mouth evoked an even more smile.

After returning home, Lin He took a bath and just lay on the bed.

The phone beeped, and when she took it out, Chu Yue sent a message.

"Lin He, are you sleeping?"

At the end of the message, Chu Yue also sent a smiley face.

"Fell asleep!"

Lin He replied angrily, he now feels that Chu Yue must have done it on purpose today.

As soon as the message was sent, Lin He quickly received three replies.

"Can you talk while asleep?"

"In some places, novices usually think that there is only one way to go. But old drivers know that there are actually three ways to reach the secret realm they yearn for!"

"Good night, little brother!"

Lin He:  …

She is very good, what should I do?