Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

After the teller packed the Chanel, Lin He directly handed it to Chu Yue, "Sister Chu, this is for you!"

Chu Yue hesitated a little, but still took the Chanel from Lin He.

Forget it, just accept it first, and then turn the money back to him.

Not far away, Huang Yali, who had been watching the movement here, saw that Lin He really paid, her originally joking face instantly turned ugly.

No matter what, she never thought that Lin He, a stinky dick, actually bought Chanel, and it was worth more than 100,000 yuan.

When I think of myself talking to Lin He for three years, the most expensive gift the latter gave me was just a mobile phone from a factory girl.

Now, he actually gave the woman next to him a Chanel bag worth more than 100,000 yuan.

Looking at Chu Yue not far away, Huang Yali almost went crazy with jealousy.

If I didn't break up with Lin He, then this Chanel of more than 100,000 yuan is not my own.

For a moment, Huang Yali regretted breaking up with Lin He.

She glanced at Lin He, then hugged Fan Tong's arm and said coquettishly, "Brother Fan, that... I really want it!"

"what?"

Fan Tong glanced at her and asked with some guilty conscience.

He naturally knew what Huang Yali wanted, but Fan Tong was really reluctant to give it to Huang Yali for hundreds of thousands of Chanel bags.

This woman burns money too much. In just one month of being with her, she has spent nearly 200,000 yuan on her.

If he spends another hundred thousand to buy a bag for Huang Yali, wouldn't it mean that he will spend three hundred thousand on this woman a month.

All this money can be used to support an 18th-tier star.

It is true that Huang Yali has some beauty... but it is not worth the price.

Anyway, it's been so long, and I'm tired of it.

In an instant, Fan Tong had the urge to kick Huang Yali away.

Seeing Fan Tong's hesitation, Huang Yali was also anxious for a while. The old lady has been serving you for a while, but when the critical moment came, you started to be cowardly.

No, Fan Tong must buy this bag for himself today, otherwise, wouldn't he be embarrassed in front of Lin He, a stinky diaosi.

This is absolutely intolerable.

"Brother Fan, I know that bag is a bit expensive, but people really want it."

Huang Yali bit her red lips and whispered in Fan Tong's ear, "Huo Bing?"

Hearing these two words, Fan Tong was shocked, but when he thought of the price of hundreds of thousands, he still shook his head.

"Jumping candy?"

Fan Tong looked hesitant.

"Fire Ice + Jumping Candy?"

Fan Tong's psychological defense completely collapsed, his eyes lit up, he slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you, isn't it just a bag, Brother Fan, I'll buy it for you!"

Seeing Fan Tong finally nodding, Huang Yali also breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, she cursed inwardly, "Made, old man, the requirements are quite high."

Under Huang Yali's delighted gaze, Fan Tongxiong walked towards the counter in a hurry.

However, just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt a cramp in his stomach.

Fan Tong showed an ugly smile on his face, then he bowed slightly, and under the strange eyes of everyone, he slowly moved to the rest chair in the store.

Seeing this scene, Lin He probably guessed that the skill card 'Doom Comes' took effect.

He stared at Fan Tong's every move, wanting to see what would happen next.

Fan Tong sat on the chair, thinking that the abdominal pain would be over, but he didn't expect that the stomach was getting more and more painful, and it had gradually become a trend of overturning.

Mad, no, I can't help it!

Just as he was about to get up to go to the bathroom, he suddenly felt a little loose in the backyard, forcing him to sit down again, wanting to wait for a while before going back.

bú----

A melodious and embarrassing voice came from under Fan Tong's ass.

It wasn't loud, but it shocked the audience.

As a high-end luxury store, Chanel's flow of people is not large. At this moment, in the room, apart from a few customers from Lin He, there are only a few salespersons.

Therefore, this bú sound was naturally heard by everyone.

Everyone looked for the source of the sound and saw Fan Tong fidgeting there.

"It's all about me, it's not me, and I really want to know who is so incompetent!" Fan Tong pretended to be nonchalant.

He told himself to be calm.

As long as Lao Tzu is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.

You said that this fart was put by Lao Tzu, please show the evidence.

Just when Fan Tong was convinced by his wit, he felt another burst of gas trying to escape from his stomach.

Now everyone in the store is staring at him, and he wants to hold back the gas.

But this feeling was so strong that his sphincter muscles felt powerless.

Fan Tong scratched his eyebrows with his hand and raised his right hip lightly, pretending to be tickling.

Want to turn this fart into silent mode.

only……

bǔ---

A fart sound that was louder than just before, with a more melodious tune, came from under his butt.

Now, everyone is convinced that the fart just now was put by him.

"Hehe... I seem to eat a bad stomach at noon...hehe..."

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Fan Tong could only admit embarrassingly.

"It's okay, it's understandable!"

A beautiful clerk who was closer to her said with tears.

The customer is God, how can you embarrass God yourself?

God didn't just fart, no fuss.

After speaking, she took two steps back as if nothing had happened, wanting to stay away from Fan Tong.

The physical attack can still be carried, but the magic attack of this fart is too powerful.

Nima, choking old lady, my tears flowed out.

The next moment, the clerk began to rejoice in her wisdom.

because…

puff!

"vomit!"

The female clerk retched and cursed in her heart, "Nima, what did this person eat at noon, how could it be so stinky?"

"Everyone smell it, is something baked?" the female clerk said while covering her nose.

Although she couldn't bear to hurt her colleagues, she still had to say this.

This wave of damage from Fan Tong was too strong, so strong that she felt that she could not bear it alone.

After hearing her words, everyone in the room took a deep breath, wanting to see what the female clerk said.

vomit!

vomit!

vomit!

The next moment, everyone started retching.

Lin He took a light breath, and instantly felt as if his entire body had been hollowed out.

I Nima, this bastard eats buns filled with chives and eggs in the morning. The chives taste a little too strong.

Until now, he finally understood what this 'Doomsday' skill was all about.

It's just that the skills that you draw for 10 Outlaw Points have only this power?

Lin He couldn't help wondering in his heart.

The next second, Lin He knew that he was wrong, and it was ridiculous.

puff!

puff!

bú----

bú----

...

Fan Tong seems to have unlocked the skill of firecrackers, continuing to release the power of the wild in his body.

Even at the end, the stool under his butt was filled with a turbid yellow gas that was visible to the naked eye.

Fan Tong bit his lower lip tightly, trying to control the current chaotic scene.

However, his lips were bleeding and he couldn't control it.

I can only sit there, holding my thighs tightly with both hands, so that my sphincter muscles can play some role.

In a short time, the entire Chanel counter has become smoky and stinky, and the smell of chives and rotten eggs is everywhere.

In the end, the store manager couldn't bear it any longer. He walked up to Fan Tong and said, "Sir, this is a public place. Please restrain yourself."

"If it really doesn't work, just... just go to the bathroom."

Let Fan Tong go on like this, and the entire store will not be open today.

The shop is so stinky, who would dare to come in?

Although the store manager has been very euphemistic in his words for Fan Tong's face.

But Fan Tong still stared fiercely at the store manager without saying a word.

You don't want to go when I'm an old man, but the problem is that I can't get up.

At this moment, Fan Tong has mobilized the strength of his whole body to keep the back court intact.

At this moment, he has already made up the scene in his body in his mind.

Ashi: Brother, open the door, I want to go out!

Backyard: Who are you?

Shit: I'm a fart, let me out.

Back Court: Sorry, I can't afford to gamble!

He didn't dare to gamble, it would be fine if it was just a fart, but if it was Xiang Xiang, he would lose Fan Tong's fame.

What's more, Huang Yali's ex-boyfriend Lin He was sitting across from him, staring at him with a mean face and smiling.

If he loses the bet, he will take a picture of his ugly face and post it on the Internet, how can he still live in the world?

Even if Lin He is not there, there are many people in the Chanel store, and it is not enough to pull up the pants in front of these people.

In this way, Fan Tong stared fiercely at the female store manager without saying a word.

The female store manager is also a little embarrassed, rush people, this is God.

But if he was allowed to indulge like this, the boss knew that he would never let her go.

Just when the two were at a standoff, a mall security guard in a security uniform walked in.

"What's the matter, I observed the smoke system alarm in this store from the surveillance... Emma, ​​damn, what is this smell like..."