Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

This morning, Lin He was drinking tea in the office, and when he touched the cigarette case at hand, it was out of stock.

Helpless, I can only get up and go downstairs to purchase.

Downstairs in Quan Jing Law Firm, there is a small shop next to it. The owner is an old man in his sixties.

"Uncle, give me Bao Huazi and a bottle of green tea!" Lin He said to the uncle.

The uncle handed over Hua Zi and green tea, and said with a smile, "Fifty!"

Um?

No, Huazi is 45 yuan, and green tea is 3 yuan, why is it 50 yuan?

Lin He raised his head, looked at the old man doubtfully and said, "Master, your price is not right, is it wrong?"

"What's wrong?" The uncle asked back: "Huazi 45, green tea 5 yuan!"

Lin He pointed to the green tea bottle and said, "Master, didn't it say that the suggested retail price is 3 yuan?"

Although Lin He was not short of these two dollars, he didn't want to eat it.

To borrow the words of President Ma: I am rich, not sick!

"Oh, you said this!" The uncle smiled, revealing a neat set of dentures: "They suggested that the price is three yuan, but I don't want to accept his suggestion. Is there any problem?"

Lin He is helpless, do all the uncles now know how to play like this?

Also you do not accept the suggestion, this is the reason why the needle is not poked.

"Then please give me a bottle of farmer, you can't ask me for 5 yuan."

Lin He handed over the green tea in his hand.

"The three punches of the farmer are a bit sweet, and the price is only two yuan!"

The uncle smiled and said, "A total of 47!"

Scan the code, transfer money.

Lin He disassembled the Huazi, lit one, stood on the street and smoked leisurely.

At this time, a fiery red Ferrari sports car parked in the parking space.

The door opened, and a woman with great temperament stepped out.

A tight-fitting dress is placed over the seductive body, revealing the curves of the body to the fullest.

A pretty face, although most of it was covered by a pair of wide sunglasses.

But judging from the shape of her exposed face, this woman's appearance is definitely excellent!

The woman is tall and slender, with white and tender skin, swaying as she walks.

On the unremarkable main road, I felt as though she had walked out of the runway.

At this scene, the eyes of several people next to him were straight.

Including the old man, he also came out of the canteen to observe the beauty that exists in this society at close range.

"Fuck, this woman is so energetic!"

"This appearance, this figure, this temperament, if you say she is a big star, I believe it."

"Hey, maybe they are really some big stars. I didn't see that everyone wears sunglasses. Obviously, they are afraid of being recognized."

"It's so beautiful, sigh, if only I could be my wife, then I'll be going to my father's grave, and I'll probably be able to laugh out loud!"

"Dude, don't think about it. Even if they are not big stars, they are not within our reach. If you see the Ferrari next to you, you won't be able to get down if you don't have five million."

"If you buy a lottery ticket and win the first prize, you may not be able to afford it."

"Oh, that's true, we can only feast our eyes!"

A group of people stood on the side of the street, looking very excited, but the uncle turned around and went back to the canteen.

"Hey, Uncle Wang, look at the beauties, why did you go back?"

"Hey, you don't understand this. At the age of Uncle Wang, everything is fully alive."

"You think the uncle likes to see beautiful women just like us young people."

"Maybe in the eyes of the uncle, beauties and star beauties are all pink and pink skeletons, bone-scraping steel knives, and avoid them like snakes and scorpions."

While several people were talking, the uncle came out of the canteen again, but this time, the uncle had a pair of reading glasses on his face.

Uncle Wang glanced at a few people and scolded with a smile, "You guys know shit!"

"The so-called fair lady is a good gentleman. Although I am old, sir, I also want to be a gentleman again."

"What red and pink skeletons, bone scraping steel knives, all riding on horses is nonsense!"

"Do you know what my family usually calls me?"

"The word she always talks about is 'kill a thousand knives'. I have heard these four words for decades!"

Damn it, this uncle!

At this moment, everyone looked at Uncle Wang with admiration!

...

When Lin He finished smoking a cigarette and returned to the office, he suddenly found that the beautiful woman he had just seen downstairs was sitting in his office at the moment.

Although she had already arrived at the house, the pair of sunglasses on her face still hadn't been taken off.

Beside, Yan Yilan offered her a cup of tea with both hands.

"Lady, wait a second, I'll call Lin Lu and ask him when he will be back."

"Yi Lan, don't fight anymore!"

Lin He said and strode into the house.

"Lin Lu, you are back, this lady is looking for you."

"Yeah." Lin He nodded: "I see, Yilan, go do your work first."

When Yan Yilan left, Lin He looked at the beautiful woman and asked, "Ma'am, do you have any legal issues that you need to consult, or do you need someone to hold a court for you."

"Are you Zhang San?"

The woman raised her snow-white chin and asked a specious question.

"Uh." Lin He thought for a while, then smiled: "'Mad Zhang San' is just a nickname given to face by friends on the Internet. In fact, my real name is Lin He."

The woman nodded, changed to a comfortable sitting position, raised her legs and asked, "I heard that your business ability is very strong, in the court, you can send anyone other than your client in, this is the one. look like?"

Lin He nodded noncommittally, looked at the woman and said, "This lady, dare you take off your eyes... glasses to speak."

Did she make a mistake? This is my site, okay?

When ordinary people come here, they shouldn't be their own lawyers who take the initiative to ask questions.

She's good, and she's the first to ask a lot of questions.

Moreover, the first time we met, he was wearing a pair of toad mirrors, and he couldn't even see his face, which was somewhat disrespectful.

After hearing Lin He's words, the woman was silent for two seconds, and then she slowly took off the toad mirror on her face, revealing an alluring face.

Seeing the woman's face clearly, Lin He was taken aback for a moment. Isn't this the big star Sun Yutong?

No wonder, he can afford to drive a Ferrari, and let Uncle Wang put on reading glasses to see that he is the top actress in China.

Sun Yutong is a popular female star in the film and television industry today. She is also one of the best in the industry, and she is also a special guest of a variety show.

He has starred in the TV series "Celebrating More Than Years 3", "Crazy Zhang San: You're Finished with the Hammer", "Get Rich Starts With Tear-Up Blind Date" and many other popular film and television dramas.

Looking at this alluring face in front of him, Lin He was also a little strange.

How could a big star suddenly come to look for himself as a lawyer?

Is it cheating, cheating, domestic violence?

In an instant, the fire of gossip was burning in Lin He's heart.