Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"Ma'am, let me ask, are you sure it's only your boyfriend, not your husband, who is going to be demolished?"

"Well, we were going to get married this month, but no matter what I said, he was only willing to give me four houses, and the other four houses insisted on giving his parents old age."

"Now we are in a cold war. If you have a way to write my name on these eight houses, the anchor, I can pay you a lot of legal fees."

This time, not only Lin He, but even the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned.

How can there be such a shameless person in the world.

Your boyfriend's house has been demolished and you have something to do with it. They have already allocated four properties to you, but you are still not satisfied.

This is really a big world, full of wonders, I really don't know how this woman's brain looks.

I was so embarrassed to say this in front of millions of netizens in the live broadcast room.

"The lady is very sorry, there is no law in our country that can support your claim."

"But I personally have a suggestion, I wonder if you can accept it?"

"Ah, doesn't the law support it, what's your suggestion for the anchor?"

Lin He took a deep breath and said solemnly, "My suggestion is to break up with your boyfriend quickly, and don't bring trouble to others."

"Don't you want eight properties, then break up and find a boyfriend who will demolish and divide sixteen properties, so maybe you will have eight properties."

"goodbye!"

After Lin He finished speaking, he closed the microphone directly.

Madd, what are these values?

The insatiable temperament is comparable to that of the woman Huang Yali.

"Haha, it really made me laugh. It turns out that the third brother can't do things."

"Don't say it's the third brother, it's only weird that the man will agree to this woman's request, unless the brain is kicked by a donkey."

"Is there something wrong with this woman's brain? Judging from my 30 years of clinical experience, I can't say such a thing without 10 years of cerebral thrombosis."

"It turns out that the anchor is not only proficient in the law, but also has a set of ways to fight people."

"Heifers take a plane...it's awesome."

"It turns out that watching the anchor Lian Mai is also very interesting, and it is a match for the third brother's story."

Here, Lin He pinched the tiger's mouth in his right hand with his left hand. After a long time, he calmed down.

"Continue to connect the wheat!"

beep...

"Hello, is this Teacher Zhang San?"

At the other end was a boy with a slightly excited tone.

"Yes, it is."

Lin He originally wanted to say his name, but after thinking about it, he felt it was unnecessary.

Since everyone is calling themselves Zhang San, it is enough to admit it generously.

It's just a name, why bother so much.

"Mr. Zhang San, I will tell you about the problems I encountered, and I hope you can give me an idea."

"There is a female neighbor across the door from my house. I don't know where I got a big golden retriever recently."

"That dog is not only fat and fat, but also very fierce. Every time he sees me, he barks wildly."

"Yesterday I met the female neighbor in the elevator again, and the dog rushed over and bit me."

"Then I couldn't be more angry. The female neighbor argued, but that woman was so abhorrent. She actually said that a bite would not kill anyone. In the future, if I saw her dog stay away, it would be fine."

"Teacher Zhang San, tell me how can there be such an unreasonable woman."

"Now when I think about that dog in her house, I get sick. May I ask Mr. Zhang San, what should I do now?"

After listening to this netizen's statement, Lin He was silent for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his face: "This problem can be solved easily."

"In the future, as long as you encounter that dog biting you again, you don't need to pay attention to it at all."

"Just stare at that female neighbor and go up and bite her."

"what?"

There was a loud voice of surprise on the opposite side. It seemed that the omnipotent teacher Zhang San gave him such an idea.

"Don't worry, just do it." Lin He affirmed: "If you kill that female neighbor and the court sue you, I can act as a defense lawyer for you for free."

"That's fine, since Teacher Zhang San asked me to do this, I'll listen to you."

"Next time that golden retriever dares to bite me again, I'll just rush up and bite that girl."

"But Mr. Zhang San, remember to defend me when the time comes."

After the man finished speaking, he directly hung up Lianmai.

Netizens in the live broadcast room said with admiration: "No, you can still operate like this?"

"It's amazing too. Every time the anchor's law popularization results can be unexpected."

"666, the neighbors let the dogs bite me, so I'll bite the neighbors. Change the limit."

"Anchor, is this really okay? I don't read much, so don't lie to me."

Obviously, millions of netizens do not understand Lin He's statement.

Facing the doubts of many netizens, Lin He smiled lightly: "Don't worry, I taught the netizen to do this, and there is a legal basis."

"Everyone can think about it, the dog has not studied law, it has no concept of the rule of law, it bites you, this behavior is not illegal infringement."

"So, the dog bites you and you kick the dog to death. This is not called self-defense in law."

"There is an old saying that catches the thief first and catches the king, and this also applies to legal interpretation."

"Someone let a dog bite you. That dog is too cruel. You can't beat the dog. You can go and bite the dog's owner."

"I can tell everyone very clearly that this behavior can be regarded as self-defense."

After Lin He finished speaking, he looked at the screen with a smile on his face.

"666, it turns out that self-defense can still be used like this."

"I said that this anchor is better than Chen Qingquan, everyone has no opinion."

"Heifers crossing the single-plank bridge...one after another."

In the next period of time, Lin He connected with more than a dozen netizens. Fortunately, these people are normal legal consultations, and they are not as unreasonable as the two women at the beginning.

From a legal perspective, Lin He helped them answer their questions one by one.

Before you know it, another hour has passed.

Lin He stretched his waist and said to the screen, "Okay, the last one is up. After this game, let's go."

beep...

"Teacher Zhang San, can you help me?"

A low voice came from the opposite side, and judging from the voice, the owner was in a very low mood now.

"Well, you said." Lin He said lightly.

"That's it, I...I have a friend."

"Just two years after he married his wife, his wife cheated. Now they quarrel and divorce every day."

"The most hateful thing is that my friend has only recently discovered that his two-year-old son is not his own."

"Now that woman says divorce is okay, but the house must be left to her."

"But this house is obviously me... my friend's parents bought it for them, 555555555."

Somehow, the man started to cry while talking.

It was a heart-wrenching cry.

It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it.

"Woooo, Mr. Zhang San, is there any way you can help my friend keep the house, woohoo."

Lin He felt strange in his heart, it's not because your friend's wife cheated, why are you so sad?

A big man, his heart can be so fragile.

"My friend, please control your emotions first."

"Actually, this matter is very simple, as long as you find evidence of your friend's wife cheating and submit it to the court."

"Our country's law stipulates that as long as one party in the marriage has serious fault, the other party can ask the faulty party to leave the house."

"Moreover, since you... your friend's son is not his own, and the woman married for the purpose of fraud, the man can completely ask the woman to return the dowry."

"Really, then what should I do, Mr. Zhang San."

"It's very simple, submit that parent-child certificate to the court, and your friend will naturally get the result he wants."

"I understand, thank you, Mr. Zhang San."

After cutting off the mic, Lin He said to the screen: "Okay, today's law popularization is over, let's see you next time."

"In addition, let me tell you, three days later, at ten o'clock in the morning, I have a lawsuit in Jiangcheng Intermediate People's Court. At that time, I will attend as the plaintiff's agent, and friends in Jiangcheng can come and see it."

In Mao Wenguo's lawsuit, Lin He can now be said to be a 90% sure thing.

Therefore, he does not mind at all for more people to watch.

"Fuck, Mr. Zhang San is about to have a court session."

"And it's the plaintiff's agent, so I'll definitely go take a look."

"It's a pity that Jiangcheng is a little far away from me, otherwise I would definitely go to support the third brother."

"Upstairs, I advise you to forget it. It's not that you don't know the strength of the anchor. Be careful that day he didn't like you and sent you in too."

"That's right. I don't think it's the defendant who should be afraid at the moment. Even the one who hit the hammer is shivering."

"Hahaha, there is a sense of picture!"

"Teacher Zhang San, I advise you to be kind and to play to a normal level. Don't send the hammer-beater in too."

Looking at the comments of the water friends in the live broadcast room, Lin He smiled and shook his head.

This is all a mess, and I've never heard of a lawyer who can send a judge in.

At this moment, what he didn't know was that the predictions of netizens were about to become reality.