Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Yan Xiyue turned her head and whispered to Lin He, "I regret bringing you here now."

God, what kind of girlfriends are these, how can they be like this?

At this time, a baby-faced beauty stood up and said, "Come on, Xiyue, sit here and let this handsome guy sit next to me, do you have any opinion?"

Another long-haired beauty immediately refuted: "Liu Beibei, you look like you have never seen a man before."

"Handsome guy, don't listen to her, she's dishonest, come, sit next to me and I'll protect you."

"Hey, what are you two robbing? This is Xiyue's private power supply. Naturally, they want to sit with Xiyue. What's the matter with you?"

Lin He:  …

The one who rode on the horse was still the daughter country just now, and this meeting has already entered the Pansi Cave.

At this moment, he couldn't help thinking, if Zhang Xuanmai, the mango-like man, came here, would he feel like a duck in water.

In the end, it was the protagonist of today's birthday who spoke.

"Okay, stop making trouble, let Xiyue sit with her friends, let's finish dinner, and there's the next show."

After everyone heard the words, it was quiet, and Yan Xiyue also took Lin He to the seat.

After Lin He sat down, he glanced at the girl gratefully.

You said that in the current situation, he really can't play well.

Show off, with Yan Xiyue by her side.

Don't be shy, it's not a problem to be eaten by these women all the time.

During the meal, Lin He did not speak up if he could, and concentrated on filling his stomach.

Occasionally someone made fun of him, and he just laughed it off.

Although this meal was a bit uncomfortable, it was fortunately passed.

After dinner, everyone went to the bar to play.

Yan Xiyue thought about it for a while, and decided to leave the stage halfway through.

This group of best friends, when they don't drink, they will be sloppy. If they drink too much later, they may really want to treat Lin He.

Seeing that the two were leaving, Liu Beibei couldn't help but teased, "Xiyue, you two are going to recharge. I'll recommend a good place for you."

"There is a Shengyi Hotel at the intersection in front of them. They have water beds, and they are always fun to play."

"Ha ha……"

Yan Xiyue blushed and ignored these people.

It's hard to wait for everyone to leave.

Lin He said to Yan Xiyue, "Let's go."

"Where to?" Yan Xiyue asked subconsciously.

"Shengyi Hotel." Lin He said as a matter of course: "Didn't all your best girlfriends recommend it just now, of course we have to try it."

"Go away!" Yan Xiyue cursed angrily.

Lin He got into the main driver: "It's still early, then let's go to a movie."

Yan Xiyue glanced at the time. It was just after ten o'clock, which seemed to be quite early indeed.

So he nodded: "Okay, let's go."

Find a movie theater, buy tickets, and enter.

In fact, this kind of midnight movie looks quite exciting.

It's not how exciting the movie is, but the people watching the movie are very exciting.

No, just ten minutes into the movie, Lin He noticed that the front row was on the right, and a man and a woman hugged each other and started eating.

It took about two minutes or so, probably because the woman didn't think it was exciting enough, so she turned over and sat on the man's lap. .

The movie on stage was just a little exciting, and the performance of the two people off the stage was already exciting, and the mother returned to her mother's house with excitement...it was exciting to her grandmother's house.

A smile appeared on Lin He's face, and he pouted at Yan Xiyue: "Xiyue, look over there."

After hearing Lin He's voice, Yan Xiyue, who was originally thinking about the movie, looked at the place and suddenly blushed.

Lin He asked meanly, "What are they doing?"

"What are you talking about?" Yan Xiyue glared at him.

"You said, this thing is so delicious, both of them have been chewing for ten minutes."

"what do you want to say in the end?"

Lin He scratched his head, with a simple and honest smile on his face: "I want to try it too, what does it feel like."

Yan Xiyue glanced around, and suddenly smiled: "Lawyer Lin, please restrain the wretched smile on your face."

"You don't want to be famous for this."

Lin He was a little puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Yan Xiyue smiled and said, "Don't you know that in this kind of cinema, there are projectionists in the small rooms behind, and they can clearly see everyone's every move in the cinema?"

"Is there such a thing?"

Lin He subconsciously looked towards the small door behind.

In the end, Lin He didn't do anything out of the ordinary in this movie.

After leaving the cinema, Lin He looked at the co-pilot, Yan Xiyue's pretty cheeks, and tentatively said, "Well, it's so late for you to watch, or..."

"Why not?" Yan Xiyue stared at Lin He with great interest, and took the initiative to say, "How about we try the waterbed?"

"Yeah!"

"Dirty!"

Lin He was stunned for a moment, then explained seriously: "Xiyue, you misunderstood me, I'm just curious, what the heck is a water bed?"

"There is water under the bed, and the sheets are not all wet, so how can you sleep?"

"Haha." Yan Xiyue smiled gracefully: "Well, I understand what you mean. You took me to study the hotel mattresses out of curiosity."

"Even when you get to the hotel, you can draw a line in the middle and agree that whoever crosses the line will be the puppy."

"Then in the middle of the night, the beastly nature became violent, and under my strong resistance, you simply learned to bark three times."

"Is that the case?"

Lin He was a little stunned. He didn't understand how she was able to penetrate her own mind. Could it be that Yan Xiyue also has a mind-detecting thing?

Yan Xiyue sneered: "Brother, these routines of yours are outdated."

"You have to be careful when chasing girls. Could you change to a newer routine next time?"

Lin He smacked his lips and said with difficulty: "You know quite a bit of Doha."

Yan Xiyue looked at Lin He with an idiot's eyes and said, "It's not that I know too much, it's you who thought me too stupid, okay?"

"Now in the little black book, a woman is teaching these scumbag routines."

"Come on, take me home!"

Lin He started the car silently, but he was thinking.

Little black book?

What the hell is that?

There was nothing to say all the way, and soon Yan Xiyue arrived home.

Lin He got out of the car and opened the door for her very considerately.

Yan Xiyue smiled and said, "Thank you, I'm home, you should go back early too."

Lin He nodded: "Well, I'm watching you, and I'll leave when you leave."

Yan Xiyue smiled sweetly: "You can, brother, I just taught you to be careful, so you can learn it now and use it now."

"Yes, savvy!"

"Hehe..." Lin He smirked.

Yan Xiyue took two steps and suddenly turned around and said, "I'll tell you a secret."

"What?" Lin He asked.

Yan Xiyue chuckled: "Next month is my birthday, remember to come!"

After speaking, he turned and left.

Lin He stood there, watching Yan Xiyue's back disappear, and then muttered: "Alas, a woman's heart, a needle in the sea."

Just now, she had obviously been rejecting herself.

However, she took the initiative to invite herself to her birthday.

Tonight, seeing the well-dressed Yan Xiyue appear in front of him, at a certain moment, Lin He even thought that something must happen tonight.

But it turned out that nothing happened.

It seems that the plane is going to land hard again tonight.