Marvel: All the Famous Scenes Were Exposed By Me

"Whatever is in it has nothing to do with him," said Mrs. Davis.

"Obviously you're waiting for someone, right?" Tony Stark opened the document and looked at it. "Appointed to meet you."

"Yes," said Mrs. Davis.

"Mrs. Davis, your son didn't kill himself." Tony Stark looked at the file again, closed it, and said to Mrs. Davis, "I assure you, he didn't kill anyone either. Someone took advantage of it. he."

"What?" asked Mrs. Davis, taken aback.

"Use him as a weapon," Tony Stark said.

"You're not the one who called me at all." Mrs. Davis responded.

"Actually it's me." Scarface's paper appeared, she slapped the NSA ID on the table, then pushed Tony Stark down on the table with her backhand, and handcuffed him.

"What are you doing? What's going on?" A tall, middle-aged sheriff came over.

"Arrest the suspect." Scarface shoved Tony Stark to the side, "Are you a sheriff?"

"Yes ma'am, may I ask who you are?" the middle-aged sheriff asked.

"National Security Agency." Scarface showed her certificate in front of the middle-aged sheriff, "Is it all right?"

"No, there is a problem." The middle-aged sheriff smiled, "You'd better be more detailed."

"This is beyond your purview." Scarface said.

"Why didn't you call my boss to authorize me?" said the middle-aged sheriff.

Seeing this, Mrs. Davis, who was sitting there, was also keenly aware that there was something wrong with the so-called NSA officer, and secretly threw the documents she brought under the table.

"You know what? I hope to solve this problem in a smart way." Scarface didn't notice Mrs. Davis' small gesture, she walked up to the middle-aged sheriff, looked at him and said, "Don't do it like this. serious."

While speaking, Scarface Sister Zhi's hand suddenly became red, as if there was magma flowing in it, burning the metal on the certificate red.

"Get this woman away." The middle-aged sheriff had already seen that the scar-faced woman was pretentious, but before his companion could make a move, the scar-faced woman suddenly slapped the scorching certificate on his face, and she was immediately irritated. The sound of sizzling barbecue,

It was accompanied by screams.

Then the scar-faced woman stretched out her hand and directly pierced the middle-aged sheriff's abdomen, as easy as stabbing a layer of paper. After the fiery red hand penetrated the middle-aged sheriff's abdomen, she directly pierced the waist of her companion behind her. The pistol was snatched away.

boom! boom!

The scar-faced woman directly destroyed the two sheriffs present.

"Hey, hot girl, do you want to join the party? Come on, I'll accompany you!" Tony Stark ran out of the bar, not forgetting to attract the scar-faced girl away.

But just as he ran into the street, he saw an inch-headed man get out of the car, the same guy who was using a helicopter to flatten his seaside villa.

Tony Stark in the video has never seen this inch-headed man, but he also knows that this man must be the enemy, because the inch-headed man's face also has a fiery red color, like magma flowing under the skin, and the one who shot the police. The official's scar-faced sister is exactly the same.

Tony Stark turned around and ran in the other direction.

The inch-headed man took out his pistol, aimed at Tony Stark's back and fired, but just before the gunshot, a snowball flew over and hit the inch-headed man's shoulder, and the gun missed.

It turned out that the little boy with the potato gun was attacking the short-headed man. After that, he hid behind the street lamp and was not found.

Tony Stark successfully sneaked into a roadside shop because of the divine assist of the potato gun boy.

Scarface took off her coat and chased after her, and chased into the store, fighting with Tony Stark.

Tony Stark saw an opportunity and used handcuffs on both wrists to restrain Scarface's neck, but Scarface's neck became red again, and the handcuffs melted directly!

"It's this method again!" Steve Rogers frowned slightly, "Stark, even the metal can melt, which means that her skin temperature is very high, but such a high temperature, she shouldn't put herself first Did it melt?"

"I can't see what's going on now." Tony Stark stared at the video, "I didn't expect that the Ten Commandments Gang would have this kind of strengthened person in the future."

"At present, there are two people in the Mandalin, and both of them have this kind of means." Bruce Banner said in a deep voice, "So it has to be assumed that the Mandalin has mastered the method of mass-producing this kind of reinforcement. In addition to the two in the video, the Ten Commandments have other reinforcements."

"It's a headache." Tony Stark couldn't help rubbing his temples, "Why are there so many smart people? Can't we just be an ordinary terrorist organization? It has to be special."

"Tony, are you embarrassed to say, it seems that you kicked off the 'inhuman' prelude?" James Rhodes couldn't help complaining, "Before you declare yourself Iron Man, the only thing I need to worry about is The neighbor's Snoopy puppy don't steal the ham in my fridge. But after you showed up, the gods came, the veterans of WWII came back to life, and the witches and magic I always thought were children's bedtime stories also appeared... "

"What does this have to do with me?" Tony Stark said. "If I'm not Iron Man, will Odin not exile Thor? Will the captain not wake up?"

"It's an era of riotous dancing..." James Rhodes sighed.

In the video, it's not all bad for Scarface to suddenly become "hot". She successfully melted the handcuffs on Tony Stark's wrist, freeing Tony Stark's hands.

Tony Stark took a barrel of gasoline and poured it on the ground, and kicked the red-hot handcuffs that fell on the ground with one foot. Face sister paper is blocked in two worlds.

Scarface sister paper looked at the sea of ​​​​fire, and actually walked in directly!

Tony Stark also knew that the fire would definitely not kill the other party, and he had already made other preparations. He put a string of metal into the microwave oven on one side and set it up.

"Even if you burn yourself to ashes, you're not a hot girl." After that, Tony Stark stared at the sea of ​​fire at the door.

"That's all you can do? Cheap tricks and nasty one-liners?" Sister Scarface walked over from the sea of ​​flames, jumping up and down.

It's just that the person didn't burn to death, and the little skirt on his body didn't burn out, it was outrageous.

"Baby, the trick to get you doesn't need to be too expensive." Tony Stark pulled out the hose of the gas tank that had been unscrewed long ago, turned and ran to another room, closing the door.

In the sound of chi chi, the gas suddenly sprayed out.

At this time, the metal that was put into the microwave oven began to burst into electric sparks, and the next moment, with a bang, a big explosion occurred.

Tony Stark walked out of the store crookedly, the scar-faced girl paper figurine lying on the wire in the air, apparently blown up by the previous gas explosion.

But the matter is not over yet, the strengthening person who can generate high temperature in the body is not only the scar-faced girl, but also the one-inch man.

I saw a man with an inch head standing in front of the water tower, a fiery red palm swiped under the water tower, and the water tower suddenly became red, and it was about to be melted.

The inch-headed man pulled his hands down, and the huge water tower collapsed suddenly, and a large amount of water poured out, as if there was a flood.

Tony Stark was lying on the ground, clinging to an iron frame so that he was not washed away.

However, this is not a real flood after all. The amount of water in the water tower is limited, and all the water will flow away after a while.

But Tony Stark was crushed by the iron frame.

Just when he wanted to get himself out from under the iron frame, the inch-toed man appeared.

But he wasn't alone.

He also took a hostage.

The potato-gun boy who sneaked out Tony Stark with a snowball.

"Child, what do you want for Christmas?" The inch-headed man came to Tony Stark, and put one hand on the potato gun boy's chest, the hand was red.

"Mr. Stark, I'm very sorry." The Potato Gun Boy apologized to Tony Stark for being a hostage.

"No no no, I think he meant to say, I want that damn file!" said the short-headed man.

At this point, the space is dark and the video ends.

"..." Tony Stark suddenly became a little irritable, "Why is it over at this time! Is there anything wrong with that little boy!"

"You're being held down by something, and you don't have a battle armor. The other party is a fortified person, and there are hostages. The situation is not very optimistic." Steve Rogers said.

"Captain, thank you for your analysis." Tony Stark said angrily, can't I see this point, can't you say something about Jiren's own natural appearance at this time?

"Stark, you don't have to worry too much, you will be fine." Bruce Banner opened his mouth at this time, and finally said something Tony Stark liked to hear.

"Although I don't know much about the armor, the armor in the video is obviously not as advanced as the armor in the battle against Thanos." Steve Rogers's next words were very useful to Tony Stark, " That is to say, the Mandalin attack happened before the arrival of Thanos. Since Stark lived until Thanos came, then the Mandalin would not die when he attacked. So although the situation in the video looks dangerous, but It was destined to be a surprise.”

"Yes, yes, there must be no danger. Such a cute and smart child is more worthy of life than me." Tony Stark said quickly, "Even if I survive, the little boy will definitely survive."

"In that dangerous time, what he said to you was an apology." James Rhodes sighed, "Tony, if you could have that child half sensible, it wouldn't have caused me and Pepper such a headache."

"Did I give you a headache?" Tony Stark was startled, "Why didn't I know about this?"

"come on!" James Rhodes rolled his eyes when he heard this. "You don't know how messed up you are? Do you know how many times I wiped your ass secretly!"

"How about you make a list for me?"

"Fake squid, Tony." James Rhodes snapped his middle finger.

[The fourth question begins, please be prepared. 】

[May I ask the following characters, who saw the Hulk's bare butt? 】

【A Thor】

【B Iron Man Tony Stark】

[C Captain America Steve Rogers]

[D Black Widow Natasha Romanoff]

[If you answer this question correctly, you will be rewarded with a ten-year lifespan. If the answer is wrong, the life expectancy will be deducted by one year. 】

As soon as this topic came out, everyone's eyes fell on Bruce Banner, his eyes were strange.

"What are you looking at me for?" Bruce Banner said without changing his face, "That's Hulk, not me."

"Don't kid yourself, Dr. Banner," Thor said. "The Hulk is you, and you share the same body."

"I don't want to act like a pervert," Tony Stark said, "but I want to say, I'm still looking forward to that scene."

"Every time Dr. Banner transforms, his shirt bursts open, but his pants are intact." Steve Rogers said, "So this time Hulk was seen squatting because his pants also changed like his clothes. It's normal, is it torn?"

"Since the captain mentioned this, Dr. Banner, can you explain why your pants are fine every time you transform?" Tony Stark asked. Changed from pants to shorts, but it didn't affect wearing at all?"

"How do I know this?" Bruce Banner spread his hands, "It's the Hulk who bursts the clothes, and the Hulk who can't burst the pants, or I'll let the Hulk come out, you can call two more reporters, and everyone will interview together. Interview the Hulk?"

"Okay, let's get back to the point." Steve Rogers said, "I personally think that the reason why Hulk is naked is not because of the battle, but because of some kind of situation where he has to do it."

"For example, Hulk wanted to eat candy, but people didn't give it, but Hulk kept asking for it, so that person said that unless you act like a spoiled child, is this a necessary situation?" Tony Stark said.

"Stark, I think you miss Hulk's small fist and hammer chest, right?" Bruce Banner glanced at Tony Stark, "Put on the bracelet, count down to three, and I will let Hulk come out. ."

"There's no need for Dr. Banner." Tony Stark waved his hands again and again, "I'm joking, joking."

"This question is actually very simple." Bruce Banner analyzed it himself without waiting for others to speak, "I remember a question before, asking Hulk who fell like Rocky, from the video of that question , we can see that the Hulk stayed on that alien planet called Saka for quite a while. And, as far as I can tell, it's not Bruce Banner living there and turning into the Hulk when necessary, but me Live there as the Hulk all the time."

"Dr. Banner, why do you judge?" Steve Rogers asked.

"Because if it was me, I would definitely be against violence, and it would be impossible to participate in that kind of gladiatorial fight. If they want the Hulk to come out, they must use means to anger me and make me transform before the gladiatorial fight." Analysis by Bruce Banner Said, "The consequence of this is that Hulk will not distinguish between enemy and me, tearing everything to pieces, but as you have seen, Hulk only fights against gladiator opponents, not against the audience. On the contrary, he still enjoys the cheers of the audience. So only In this possibility, I lived there for a while as the Hulk."

"If this is the case, then the answer is obvious." Steve Rogers said, "Since it is life, it is inevitable to do some things that you will not do in battle, such as eating, such as bathing..."

"So, the answer to this question is Thor?" Tony Stark said, "When Hulk eats and takes a bath, of the four options, only Thor and the Hulk stay in the same place."

"Damn, even so, why would I watch Hulk take a shower?" Thor's eyes widened, "What the hell happened?"

"Maybe you accidentally saw who put your long and short hair on your social account, and you have a psychological shadow since then, so some quirks were born." Tony Stark said, "But I also have to criticize you. Two sentences, you can't peek at the Hulk no matter what, that's still a kid, even though he's a bit bigger."

"Post something on social media, it sounds like something you would do," Thor said.

"No, serious guys like this kind of thing like to do it." Tony Stark glanced at several people, and finally fell on Steve Rogers, "I think it's possible for the captain to do this. The biggest. Well, it must be the captain."

"How could I do such a thing, I don't even have a social account." Steve Rogers said, "Stark, you are so imaginative, do you want to call Hulk out and tell him a sleepover? previous story?"

"Everyone, the more you talk, the more biased you are." Bruce Banner made a direct choice, "I choose A, Thor."

【correct answer! Ten years of bonus life! 】

Not long after the answer was announced, the video started playing. At first, Thor was lying there with his eyes closed, surrounded by a few girls who were rubbing medicine for him.

"Ah~" Suddenly, Thor opened his eyes and woke up, scaring several sisters away.

Thor stood up, looked at his surroundings, and picked up his clothes that had been thrown on the ground and put them on.

wow~

Suddenly, the sound of water came from a corner, Thor turned around vigilantly, and saw a large pool in a corner of the room, surrounded by steam, and a huge green figure loomed in the steam.

With this skin color and this body type, who else can be except the green fat?

"Are we all right?" Thor said to the Hulk.

Hulk sat in the pool without speaking.

"The Hulk is taking a hot bath." Thor felt quite novel. He asked as he walked around the room, "How long have you been like this?"

"What?" Hulk asked.

"Like you are now, big and green and stupid." Thor turned around and pointed to the Hulk.

"The Hulk has always been the Hulk," said the Hulk.

"How did you get here?" Thor walked to the window and looked out.

"Won it," Hulk said.

"It's cheating." Thor pointed to a small metal ring around his neck. "Did you wear this when you won? How did you get here."

"Kun-style fighter." Hulk also compared a flight with his hands.

"That's great!" Thor heard, his face couldn't help showing joy, and he asked hastily, "Where is that Kun-style fighter now?"

Whoa!

Among the splashes, Hulk, who was soaked in the hot water, stood up.

Just in front of Thor, everything is presented in front of Thor.

"You're a little too revealing." Thor turned around. "It's all right."

That's how Hulk, with his big, green body, walked past Thor.

"The picture just lingers." Thor closed his eyes.

"Kun-style fighter." Hulk walked to the window and pointed.

"So, Hulk came to the alien planet in a Kun-style armor?" Tony Stark couldn't help but speak in the answering space.

"Isn't Hulk's IQ only equivalent to a child? He can fly a fighter plane?" Sam Wilson wondered.

"Although S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Kun-style fighters are not very good, they still have the autopilot function." Tony Stark said, "I want to say, when will the Kun-style fighters be able to perform interstellar travel?"

"I remember the science fiction I read before. Interstellar travel is very far away, and the distance is calculated in light years." Steve Rogers couldn't help but say, "And you need to travel through wormholes, black holes, etc."

"The Kun-style fighter does not have the ability to pass through the wormhole. With the current structure of the fighter, even if it is sent into the wormhole, it will be shredded. But if it does not pass through the wormhole and fly to an alien planet, it will be much more expensive. A long distance? I'm afraid the fighter plane just started out of fuel!" Tony Stark said.

"It's not just about fuel, I think when S.H.I.E.L.D. first designed the Kun-style fighter, they didn't think about flying it out of the atmosphere, right?" T'Challa also said, "The material of the Kun-style fighter body makes it It can be active in the atmosphere, but when it reaches the universe, I am afraid it will be scrapped directly."

"The reason why Thor came to that place was that he was kicked out of the Rainbow Bridge. The Rainbow Bridge was originally an interstellar bridge and had the function of interstellar transmission." Tony Stark shrugged, "The way Thor got there is still a little different. It's reasonable. But the Kun-style fighters flew to aliens, just two words, outrageous."

"Stark, this thing has already happened, no, it will happen in the future to be precise, don't worry about scientific logic." Steve Rogers said, "A lot of things can't be explained by science."

"But this is too outrageous." Tony Stark said.

"Although human beings have been exploring the universe all the time, they still don't know enough about the universe." Steve Rogers said, "The Quints are theoretically unable to travel between stars, but who knows if there will be any accidents. This is the result."

"Accident?" Tony Stark laughed. "Captain, I'd really like to know what kind of accident could give such a backward aircraft the ability to travel between stars."

"For example, a strong man who can fly can fight a fighter jet to aliens in the universe." Steve Rogers shrugged, "It's like you are fighting a nuclear bomb."

"Carrying a fighter jet across the universe?" Tony Stark laughed at that time. "Captain, it's a pity that your imagination doesn't write novels. You can think of such nonsense."