Marvel: All the Famous Scenes Were Exposed By Me

Chapter 142 Thor: That fat man can't be me!

"I think the captain's words make sense." Bruce Banner also said, "Thor, you don't seem to let your beard grow into that kind of person, there must be a big change. And this big change now looks at It's clearly visible, it's Hela."

"Hella invaded Asgard and almost slaughtered Asgard. Thor, you suffered a heavy blow, and you became a walking corpse." Tony Stark also said, "So Thor, this fat man may really be It's you."

"Impossible, I won't become that kind of fat man." Thor said in a deep voice, "Hella, I will definitely stop her!"

"T'Challa, Rhodes, the two of you have not answered the question space." Steve Rogers said to Black Panther T'Challa and War Machine James Rhodes, "This time, it's up to you. Answer it."

"Rhodes, please." T'Challa said to James Rhodes.

"Then I'm welcome." James Rhodes nodded at Black Panther, "I choose A!"

【correct answer! Rewards issued! 】

As soon as James Rhodes's thoughts moved, he immediately levitated. Of course, it only levitated one centimeter, and he couldn't tell if he didn't look carefully.

"What's the use of this ability?" Thor was speechless, "Just levitating one centimeter?"

"At least it's impossible for me to fall to my death." James Rhodes said, "Even if I fall from a height of 10,000 meters, as long as I'm suspended when I'm about to land."

"It sounds like it's a life-saving measure," Thor said.

"No, not only that." James Rhodes said, "levitation can levitate at a centimeter on the surface of an object, which means that I can levitate on the water surface, even if one day God sends a great flood to this world, it will also drown. Don't kill me."

"It sounds like a good skill for stealing things." Tony Stark's eyes lit up, "You won't leave footprints at all, and you won't trigger gravity sensing. Rhodes, you should just be a thief. , just like in the movie."

"Did you ignore friction?" Bruce Banner suddenly said, "It can be suspended, which means that the friction between him and the object is equivalent to non-existence."

"So, what does it matter?" James Rhodes asked.

"Wonderful!" Tony Stark was reminded by this, but he slapped his hand and thought of a wonderful idea.

"Where's the beauty?" James Rhodes didn't understand at all.

"Rhodes, do you know what the key to speed is? It's friction! No friction means there's no limit to speed!" Tony Stark looked excited, "If I put a jet on you , if you levitate, it means that you will be the fastest vehicle on the ground!"

"What's the point of this?" James Rhodes asked rhetorically, "I have a suit of armor now, and I can fly with it. Why should I slide on the ground?"

"I'm just providing a way of thinking, a theory." James Rhodes's words can be said to be pouring a pot of cold water on his head, making the excited Tony Stark no longer interested in saying this.

The light comes on and the space starts playing a video.

At the beginning of the picture, everyone was surprised, and I saw the Hulk and a clothed raccoon sitting in the carriage of a truck, driving on a country road.

It's not unusual for Hulk to ride in a truck. The key is that this Hulk is actually wearing clothes and sitting there quietly!

"Really?" Tony Stark rubbed his eyes and couldn't believe his eyes. "Hulk actually wore clothes? Is that Hulk? Is that really Hulk?"

"Could it be that Hulk has any other twin brother?" Thor was also surprised and turned to Bruce Banner, "Dr. Banner, do you have a brother?"

"Thor, do you dare to be a little more ignorant?" Bruce Banner didn't speak, and Tony Stark said contemptuously, "The birth of Hulk is not hereditary, it is because of gamma ray radiation, even if Dr. Banner really has a twin brother, but there is only one more Dr. Banner, and there will be no second Hulk unless the other Banner is also irradiated. But the birth of the Hulk was originally an accident, and the second radiation will not produce the first two."

"Stark is right," said Bruce Banner. "There will be no second Hulk."

"Dr. Banner, how did the Hulk in the state in the video do it?" Steve Rogers asked. "The Hulk form and Banner's sanity are perfectly combined!"

"Captain, I also want to know." Bruce Banner said, "I have no clue now."

"The Hulk's strength can be said to be almost invincible, but his shortcomings are also fatal, but the Hulk in the video seems to have no shortcomings." Tony Stark said to Bruce Banner, "Dr. Banner, Honestly, I'm looking forward to seeing the Hulk in the video."

"It's not just the Hulk who is wearing clothes, even the raccoon is wearing clothes." T'Challa said, "That raccoon shouldn't be as simple as Hulk's pet, right?"

"No?" Sam Wilson said. "There are still quite a few people who dress pets. You can't feel something because a raccoon is wearing clothes, right?"

"Wait, what is that?" James Rhodes exclaimed suddenly. "Welcome to Asgard, please slow down?"

It turned out that at this time, the truck in the video drove past a street sign with the words "Welcome to Asgard, please drive slowly".

"There is a place called Asgard on Earth?" Tony Stark felt more and more strange about this video. "Looks like, it's still in some country town?"

"Isn't this Asgard related to the Asgard Thor came from?" Steve Rogers said.

"It should be related." Sam Wilson said, "If it is just a small town called Asgard, it may not explain anything, but the Hulk, who is also an avenger with Thor, rushed to this place, there must be Related to Thor's Asgard."

"We also know that Hela invaded Asgard before, so, did Hela succeed?" Steve Rogers said, "Thor had to abandon his home and rebuild another Asgard on Earth. Germany."

"No, definitely not!" Thor's face became extremely ugly, and he denied it loudly.

The truck finally stopped at a small fishing village by the sea, and the Hulk and Rocket Raccoon jumped from the truck.

"Compared with the splendid palace and the magic hammer, this place is far behind." Rocket Raccoon said.

"What the hell!" Rocket raccoon said, everyone in the answering room was not calm, Tony Stark said with wide eyes, "I thought that raccoon might not be easy, but I thought it was just running fast. Or even more powerful, it can actually talk!"

"The animals are starting to talk, and the world is getting crazy," Steve Rogers said.

"Thor, is this raccoon some alien race?" Bruce Banner asked Thor.

"I've never heard of such an alien race." Thor looked down.

"A little sympathy, man," the Hulk said in the video. "They lost Asgard first, and then they lost half of the people, and they're probably happy to have a home."

Just this sentence made Thor's heart jump wildly. The previous guess was actually true. They really had to leave their original hometown and come to Earth to rebuild an Asgard!

Is the future really so bleak?

Hela, is it really invincible?

"You shouldn't have come," said the Valkyrie, holding a bundle of fishing nets.

"Valkyrie!" Hulk turned around and walked towards the Valkyrie with a smile, "I'm so happy to see you, angry girl."

"I think either of your other two forms is better than this one," said the Valkyrie.

"This is Rocket." Hulk introduced Rocket Raccoon to Valkyrie.

"He won't see you." Valkyrie said to Hulk.

"Is that bad?" Hulk asked.

"We can only see him once a month, when he comes to get 'supplies'." Valkyrie's eyes fell on the beer aside.

"It's really bad," Hulk said.

"Yeah." Valkyrie said.

Camera everything, Rocket Raccoon "bang bang bang" knocking on the door.

That place is really shabby, it is a low log cabin by the sea, and the prince of Asgard has been reduced to this field, and everyone is a little embarrassed.

Rocket Raccoon knocked twice and found that the door was open, so he pushed the door and walked in.

"What are you doing..." The smell inside made Rocket Raccoon nauseated at the time, "There's a rancid smell in here."

"Anyone? Thor?" Rocket shouted as he stepped inside.

"Are you here to fix the TV?" Thor's voice rang out, and Thor came out, unkempt with a long beard and shirtless, "The movie channel was unavailable two weeks ago, the sports channel Also vague."

"Fake!"

"Shet!"

"What the hell!"

As soon as Thor appeared, everyone in the answering space exclaimed in unison, unable to believe their eyes at all.

That man with a big belly as if he was pregnant, is that really the majestic Thor?

In the previous video, Thor also appeared naked. At that time, Thor had eight-pack abs and obvious mermaid lines. That figure really made men drool when they saw it.

Is that really the same person as the "pregnant man" now?

"Thor, I've thought about you getting fat, but are you exaggerating?" Tony Stark's eyes widened, looking like he was hell, "Are you serious about that belly? ?"

"Yeah Thor, I think I'm going blind." Bruce Banner said, "Really, if one day you are really fat like that, remember to never say you know me."

"That's not me! That's definitely not me!" Thor shouted, as if he had been stimulated, "No! No!!!"

"Thor, accept your fate, that's you." Tony Stark patted Thor's shoulder, "but don't worry, I won't pretend I don't know you, and at most cover my face when I'm with you. "

"Stark, that's not me!" Thor pointed to the video, his hands shaking with excitement, "That can't be me!"

In the video, Thor holds a bottle of beer with a big belly and turns around, only to see who is coming.

"Guys! Oh my God!" Thorpi burst into a bright smile, and went up to give Thor a bear hug, "It's great to see you all!"

"Come here, you cute little bastard." Thor hugged Rocket Raccoon again and rubbed its head.

It can be seen that Thor and Rocket Raccoon also know each other.

"Hulk, do you know my friends Mick and Korg?" Thor introduced the two aliens to the Hulk who were playing games on the sofa.

"Beer is in the barrel, there is a wireless network, you can log in by yourself, there is no password." The Stone Man said very thoughtfully, then he put on his earphones, pointed to the computer screen and said to Thor, "Tor, he's here again. , that bastard on TV is calling me an idiot again."

"Master Novice." Thor turned his head and looked at the screen. An invisible murderous aura began to condense on the 200-pound body.

"Yes, novice master 69." said the stone man.

"The novice master, or Thor, you know, Thor." Thor was not afraid of the fetal gas, so he came to the computer with murderous aura, picked up the earphone, and the sound was as cold as the wind in the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month, "Listen. Dude, if you don't log off, I'll fly to your house, rush into the basement where you're hiding, rip off your arm, and stuff it in your ass!"

This scene once again stunned everyone in the answering space.

Using the identity of Thor to threaten a kid who plays games, can he be a little less disciplined?

"Really?" Tony Stark couldn't help but say, "Thor, after all, you are also a strong man in the universe, the Thor of Asgard, and a gamer so careless?"

"Because of playing games, I don't hesitate to move out of my Thor identity..." Steve Rogers also looked at Thor, "Thor, what do you think?"

"I said it all, that's not me." Thor's face was hot, and he could not wait to find a seam to get in.

Damn it, the person who wrote the question must have a grudge against him, otherwise why would he keep playing such a social death scene?

In the video, Thor must have scolded the other party and cried. Although the voice on the phone was inaudible, it could be guessed from Thor's next words.

"Go and cry at your dad's place, little bastard!" Thor handed the earphone to the Stone Man, and said in a big brother's tone, "If he dares to bully you again, just tell me, you know?"

"Thank you very much, I will." The stone man put on his earphones.

"Do you want something to drink?" Thor asked Hulk after majestically cursing a child playing games, "I have beer, tequila, everything."

As he said that, he took a bottle of wine himself, touched the tomahawk on the storm, opened the bottle cap, and started drinking.

"That weapon, that's the axe that was used in the battle against Thanos, right?" Tony Stark saw the storm axe at a glance, and he looked at Thor extremely speechlessly, "No, Thor, such a thing. The artifact, you actually use it to open the bottle cap?"

"Thor, I don't want to criticize you, but this axe follows you, I really feel wronged." Steve Rogers also said, "From the day it followed you, I'm afraid I never thought that one day I would be killed. As a bottle opener?"

"If the axe could sing, it would probably give you a Majafak song," Tony Stark said.

The video continued to play, and Hulk asked with concern, "Buddy, are you all right?"

"Sure, I'm fine, what's wrong?" Thor asked. "Do I look bad?"

"You look like melted ice cream," Rocket said.

"Haha!" Thor smiled, "Why, are you here to play?"

"We need your help," Hulk said. "We may have a chance to fix everything."

"What? TV?" Thor said. "It's been tormenting me for weeks."

"It's Thanos." Hulk said.

Then, Thor's face changed, and tears almost fell on the spot. He grabbed Hulk's clothes and said word by word, "Don't mention that name."

"It's Thanos? How can it be Thanos?" The name was a surprise, and Steve Rogers couldn't help but say, "Isn't Hela who went to Asgard? Why is the name of Thanos mentioned in the video? "

"It seems that not only did Hela go to Asgard, but Thanos also went." Bruce Banner said, " Thanos did not only attack the earth, but also Asgard."

"Lost Asgard, lost half of the people, Hela and Thanos together led to this result." Thor clenched his fists tightly, "I will definitely stop them!"

"Thor, don't worry too much, since we already know the result in advance, we can definitely stop it," Steve Rogers said.

The video continued, and the Stone Man stood up and said, "Yeah, we won't mention that name here."

"Please take your hand away." Hulk grabbed Thor's hand gently and put it aside, "I know that guy may make you afraid..."

"How could that be?" Thor took a step forward and his voice became louder. "How could I be afraid of that guy, I killed that guy, remember? Did anyone else here kill him?"

"Korg, tell everyone, who cut off Thanos' big head?" Thor said to the Thing.

"Storm Axe," said the stone man.

"Then who wielded the storm axe?" Thor raised his head and drank the beer again.

"Thor killed Thanos, and finally saw a piece of good news!" Seeing this, Tony Stark couldn't help but say, "That big purple guy, he's not invincible."

"Yeah, I knew that I would definitely defeat him." Thor gritted his teeth and said, "Since I can defeat him, then this matter, I will not let it happen!"

"I'd like to know how Thor cut off Thanos' head in the future," Steve Rogers said. "Everyone has seen the strength of Thanos. It's very strong, far surpassing any of us. Thor, I don't have the ambition of others, but I think that with your strength, you can't defeat the tyrant at all. So how did the tyrant lose, I really want to know."

The video continues to play.

"I know, you are sad, I have experienced it too, do you know who helped me out?" Hulk enlightened Thor on the side.

Hulk, who has always only known about smashing and smashing, actually played the role of the confidant big brother. This scene is also quite novel.

"Natasha?" Thor asked.

"It's you." Hulk said an unexpected answer, "you helped me."

"Then why don't you ask the Asgardians below how much my help means." Thor pointed out the window, "At least the remaining ones."

"I think I can bring them back," Hulk said.

"Shut up." Thor sat there, grabbing a handful of snacks. "Don't talk about it, okay? I know you think I'm here to wallow in self-pity, waiting for someone to rescue me. But I'm fine. , okay? We're all fine."

"We're fine, man," said the Stone Man.

"So, whatever you suggest, we're not interested," Thor said. "Never mind, not at all. Bye."

"We need you, buddy," Hulk said.

Hulk drank there and didn't answer Hulk again.

"There is beer on board," said Rocket Raccoon, who had not spoken for a long time.

"What kind?" Thor finally got some interest.

As soon as the space darkens, the video ends here.

"Thor, you are really depressed in the future, and you need that raccoon to use beer to coax you away." Steve Rogers said.

"I totally understand," Bruce Banner said. "The same thing happens to anyone, it's going to be depressed, Captain, and it's the same for you."

"But Hulk's last sentence is worth noting." Tony Stark said, "He said he can bring them back, bring them back, what does that mean?"

"Banner said that half of the people were lost, and I thought they were killed, but they ended up being caught," Steve Rogers said. "It's also good news, I mean, compared to being killed. , at least they're still alive, and there's still hope of getting them out, isn't there?"

"Where's the Hulk?" Sam Wilson said suddenly.

"Sam, what are you talking about?" Steve Rogers asked.

"The Hulk came specifically to ask Thor to deal with Thanos, but when we fought against Thanos, there were only Stark, Thor, and Captain you." Sam Wilson said, "Hulk is so powerful in combat. He was actually absent from the fight against Thanos."

"Maybe on an alien planet. Hulk didn't go to that planet called Saka before and had a fight with Thor." Steve Rogers said.

"Thor is still in Saka, but Thor was there when he fought Thanos."

"It's not very clear," Steve Rogers said. "There's too little information to analyze."

[The seventh question begins, please be prepared. 】

【Please watch the following video first. 】

The video begins in a room where Tony Stark is handcuffed on an iron rack, with two big men guarding him, one with a short head and one with a ponytail.

Drip!

Drip!

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound, like the ticking of a clock.

It was indeed the watch ringing, and it was a very cartoonish pink watch, the exact same watch the Potato Gun Boy gave to Tony Stark.

The inch-headed man reached out and picked up the beeping watch.

"Be careful, it's a limited edition," reminded Tony Stark, who was being chained, and then he asked the ponytail man, "I said ponytail, how far is Tennessee from Miami?"

"832 miles," said the ponytail man, pointing a gun at Tony Stark.

"Not bad." Tony Stark said.

"I'm pretty good." The ponytail man pointed the gun at the cartoon watch in the hand of the inch head man and said, "Can you turn it off?"

"It's your fault!" Tony Stark said to the one-inch man.

The inch-headed man threw the cartoon watch on the ground and smashed it with one foot.

"Well, to tell you the truth, that's my friend's sister," Tony Stark said to the one-inch man. "So, I'll kill you first."

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