Marvel: All the Famous Scenes Were Exposed By Me

At this time, Gamora found out that Drax actually followed in, and was shocked on the spot.

"Stop looking at me with sinful eyes!" Drax said fiercely.

"Why is this guy here?" Gamora asked.

"We promise him to stay by your side until he kills your boss," Peter Quill said. "I have a lot of character, and I will do what I say. Besides, if I don't promise him, he will kill me."

Boom!

Peter Quill threw the prosthetic leg in front of Rocket Raccoon.

At this time, Rocket Raccoon slowly revealed a shocking truth: "Oh, I'm just kidding about the prosthetic leg."

"What?" Peter Quill thought he had heard it wrong.

"When I think about that scene, I think it's super funny." Rocket Raccoon said excitedly, "The guy can only jump away now."

"I bought it from him for 30,000 yuan!" Peter Quill was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood when he heard Rocket Raccoon's words.

"How do we get out of here?" Drax asked.

Da Da Da Da!

Before Rocket could answer, a drone flew over and started shooting at the guard tower.

"There should be a plan, right!" cried Peter Quill. "You're not kidding!"

"I have a plan, yes!" Rocket said.

"Let's get out of this abominable prison without further ado," Drax said.

"Yes, I agree with what this dictionary of living idioms says." Peter Quill said.

"My name is not the Living Idiom Dictionary," Drax said.

"It's just a metaphor." Peter Quill looked at Drax with a neurotic look.

"Their people's brains can't turn." Rocket Raccoon explained while operating there, "I don't know what a metaphor is."

"Nothing can get past my head," Drax said. "My reaction is like thunder, and I can't escape my grasp."

"To be with the most idiotic brains in the universe,

Better to die. ' Gamora said with emotion.

I have to say that this rant also made everyone in the answering space agree with each other. Of course, except for Peter Quill, this guy always thinks he is the smartest.

A large number of prison guards also came, with gun barrels on their shoulders, aiming at the guard tower.

"Listen to my password! Launch No. 1!"

boom!

A shell hit the guard tower.

"Little raccoon, we are waiting for your plan!" Gamora urged.

"Don't worry!" Rocket Raccoon was still operating frantically.

"Launch 2!"

boom!

Another shell was fired at the guard tower, and even the glass was cracked.

"I think of this animal. When we were kids, we used to roast it on the stove. It was tender and juicy." Drax suddenly said at this time.

This sentence can be said to make everyone in the answering space have a black line. In front of the raccoon, he said that he had eaten a roasted raccoon when he was a child. I am afraid that this person's brain is not just as simple as not turning around, but something wrong. !

It’s okay to be a weirdo, and that Rocket Raccoon is not normal at all. For things like jailbreaking, he is still in the mood to ask Star-Lord to get a prosthetic leg that he doesn’t need at all, just because he thinks the other party’s jumping and walking is very interesting. , there is something wrong with this proper brain.

Tree Groot, he ripped off the energy battery without hesitation, not to mention that he had a problem with his brain, at least he was not awake.

And Peter Quill, who can do the thing of hammering Thanos at that critical moment, has lost his brain.

With that in mind, the entire Guardians of the Galaxy and Gamora look normal.

Her rant just now was so right, she was really with the most idiots in the universe.

"Launch 3!"

Another shell hit the guard tower.

This time, the guard tower was more seriously damaged, and all the glass seemed to be shattered.

"Everyone listens to my password, 3, 2..."

Seeing that a new round of attacks was coming, Rocket raccoon twisted the two wires together, and suddenly, the cannon barrels on the shoulders of the prison guards all floated up.

Not only the cannon barrels, but the prison guards and other prisoners in the prison also floated into the air!

"He turned off artificial gravity, and it's weightless everywhere except here." Gamora knew what was going on at the sight of it.

Rocket raccoon pulled the operating lever again, the top of the guard tower was separated from the bottom and floated into the air. He tapped on a screen again, and the drones flew over, carrying the guard tower and flying gone.

"I told you, I have a plan," Rocket said while operating.

The guard tower rampaged all the way and flew to the door without hindrance.

But at this place, the guard tower suddenly shook and stopped.

And the iron door that was so close at hand slammed shut!

"This plan is really perfect." Peter Quill couldn't help but complain.

"That's right, my ship is there! The Milano!" The good news is that Peter Quill saw his own ship nearby after coming out of the guard tower, "The orange and blue one is right there in the corner. "

The first thing a few people did when they came out of the guard tower was to get back their personal belongings that were taken away by the prison guards.

Others found their belongings early, but Peter Quill found himself missing a very important item: a tape recorder.

"Get the sphere, let's go," Gamora greeted.

"Wait, wait," said Peter Quill.

"What's wrong?" Gamora asked.

"That brat didn't put it back for me." Peter Quill handed a bag to Gamora. "Take it in the spaceship, I'll be right back."

"What are you going to do?" Gamora asked, she really couldn't understand what was so important, and it was time to get it.

"Drive the Milan, park nearby, and go." Peter Quill's attitude was very firm, and he turned around and ran into the prison.

Peter Quill put on his clothes, took his gun, and easily knocked down several prison guards.

At this time, the other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy had already entered the Milan and drove the spacecraft into space.

"How is he going to rendezvous with us?" Rocket asked from inside the spaceship.

"We haven't gotten to know him enough to tell me everything!" Gamora said.

"What do you love? I won't wait here for that stupid." Rocket Raccoon wanted to wait for Star-Lord to leave, but before he flew, he remembered something and turned to ask Gamora, " The ball is with you, right?"

"That's right." Gamora opened the bag Peter Quill gave him, but there was no ball in it at all!

There is no other way but to wait.

"If we don't leave, we will be blown to pieces!" After waiting, Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but say.

"No! We can't leave without the sphere!" Gamora refused without hesitation.

At this moment, a figure flew into space and flew towards the spaceship.

It was Peter Quill.

"You're a brave boy. You are an ally who can fight against Ronan with life and death." As soon as Peter Quill entered the spaceship, Drax couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?"

Peter Quill has a tape recorder in the hands of Cedrax.

"You're absolutely stupid," Drax said.

As soon as the space darkens, the video ends here.

"Quil, what's the secret of that tape recorder?" Stephen Strange couldn't help asking, "In that critical moment of escape, would you take the risk and go back and get it?"

"That's what my mother left me," Peter Quill said.

No need to explain, just this sentence, everyone understands what is going on.

"The original intention of the Guardians of the Galaxy is not to protect the galaxy at all, just to sell the Infinity Stones to make money." Steve Rogers said, "This is something I didn't expect."

"When Quill went to get the tape recorder, he knew that the raccoon might not wait for them, so he secretly left the Infinity Stones, and the raccoon did not 'let down' his trust, and really planned to not wait for him." Tony Stark Said, "In the beginning, there was no trust between them at all, and it was based on interests that they temporarily worked together to escape."

"None of them had the idea of ​​forming a team at that time," Clint Barton said. "After selling the ball and splitting the money, they went their separate ways. I bet that's what they planned."

"But none of them thought they would form a team," Natasha Romanov said.

[The third question begins, please be prepared. 】

[May I ask, when Steve Rogers was called "American Buttocks", who praised the title? 】

【A Captain America Steve Rogers】

【B Iron Man Tony Stark】

[C Black Widow Natasha Romanoff]

[D Ant-Man Scott Lang]

[If you answer this question correctly, you will be rewarded as a substitute "Freedom of Stone". If the answer is wrong, the life expectancy will be deducted by one year. 】

"Wow, America's buttocks?" As soon as this topic came out, everyone's eyes fell on Steve Rogers, and Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "If it wasn't for the topic, I'd never have been there. Note that the captain's butt is really 'expected'."

"In terms of 'buttocks', everyone present, it is estimated that Natasha can compare with the captain." Stephen Strange said.

"I used to be quite confident in my figure." Natasha Romanov couldn't help but said, "But in front of the captain, I don't think I can afford the word 'upper'."

"Guys, come on." Steve Rogers spread his hands helplessly, "It doesn't make any sense, everyone, don't make trouble."

"Isn't it interesting? Why do I feel like I'm refreshed after reading this topic?" Scott Lang said to Steve Rogers enthusiastically, "Captain, do you want to teach us some secrets? We want to be like you too. , well, attractive."

"Don't let me know who called me that, or I'll let him know what centenarian rage is." Steve Rogers raised his fist.

"It's definitely not me." Scott Lang hurriedly said.

"There is also this person who appreciates it, and it must be repaired." Steve Rogers said, "In a sense, this person is more hateful than the person who proposed this title."

"How do you want to fix it, Steve?" Bucky Barnes asked.

"Do you have any advice, Bucky?" Steve Rogers asked back.

"Or just strip him off, throw him out on the street, and let him dance?" Bucky Barnes said after some thought.

"This is a good way, Bucky!" When Steve Rogers heard this, the thugs couldn't help but pat Bucky Barnes on the shoulder, "I'll pick it up myself, you'll take a picture in the back and post it online. Especially the one who appreciates it, take more pictures and take pictures more clearly!"

"Steve, I didn't expect the splendid Captain America to have such a black belly." Natasha Romanov couldn't help saying when she saw the other party's decision to strike so happily.

"It's not that I'm black-bellied, it's really hateful." Steve Rogers said.

"I don't know who the second half of this question is, but the first half, I think I know who it is, no, I think everyone knows it," Clint Barton said.

"It's Tony, without a doubt," Phil Coulson said. "With such a 'powerful' mouth, it's Tony."

"Hey hey hey! Don't you all have a 'definitely so' look on your face, okay?" Tony Stark hurriedly said, "It's not me, it's definitely not me. I don't have the habit of staring at an old man's ass! "

"Tony, it better not be you," Steve Rogers said.

"It's definitely not me," Tony Stark said.

"If the person who said it is not you, then it must be you who appreciates it." Steve Rogers said, "Since I heard this statement, I don't believe that your mouth can hold back from saying something."

Tony Stark: "..."

Co-authoring is not what I said, I am wrong!

"Tony, if it's not you, who do you think you are?" Although James Rhodes also thinks it must be Tony Stark, who is a good friend, let's speak up.

"First of all, it's definitely not the captain." Tony Stark said, "This is the best rule out of the four options."

"And what about the next best thing to rule out?" James Rhodes asked.

"Natasha." Tony Stark said, "A few rough guys talk about men's ass, girls shouldn't interrupt."

"After ruling out two, you said it wasn't you..."

"So, the answer is about to come out!" Tony Stark pointed at Scott Lang, "That person is Scott."

"Tony, don't spit your blood." Scott Lang quickly denied, "It can't be mine. I have always been suspicious and respectful to the captain. You don't know that I can't help but salute when I mention him."

"You just mentioned that you didn't salute." Peter Quill broke down on the side. "You lied."

"It should be Scott." Steve Rogers said suddenly.

"No, Captain, you actually doubt me?" Scott Lang looked very hurt.

"This buttocks thing must be brought up by Tony," Steve Rogers said. "Since he brought it up, it's someone else who appreciates it. I can't appreciate it myself, and neither can Natasha. Special, I'm not targeting you, but you are the most suspect."

"Captain, listen to me!"

"No, I don't listen." Steve Rogers made a choice, "I choose D!"

【wrong answer! Deduct one year of life! 】

"How about captain, I said it's not me!" Scott Lang said, "I said it long ago, buttocks or something has nothing to do with me."

"Since it's not you, then Tony?" Steve Rogers looked at Tony Stark, "Admiring yourself, you are so boring."

"No, Captain, you have no basis for me, so you identified me?" Tony Stark looked very aggrieved.

"Okay Tony, you're right, I shouldn't be preconceived and think it's yours," Steve Rogers said.

"Captain, your will is too weak, so you were persuaded by me?" Tony Stark couldn't help laughing. "In fact, I think it's me too."

"..." Steve Rogers said speechlessly, "Since you also think it's yourself, why do you leave this with me?"

"I just wanted to see if you were persuaded," Tony Stark said.

"Tony, you are really annoying." Natasha Romanoff said to Steve Rogers, "Captain, you must not forgive him, saying that you must do it when you take pictures on the street. "

"I will definitely do this, no matter who the final answer is, I will definitely do it!" Steve Rogers said, "I swear."

Soon, the answer space began to play the video.

The first thing that appeared on the screen was Tony Stark, who was wearing a battle armor, quietly flew into the building, hid aside, and spied quietly.

And the object of his spying is not someone else, but himself!

To be exact, it was him in the past, as well as others such as Captain America.

"If you don't mind, I'd like to have a drink now." Loki, who had been reduced to a prisoner, had no sense of being a loser, and asked for a drink there.

"Okay, pull him up." Tony Stark walked around wearing the armor in the past, "Let's stand and pose stupidly later. By the way, you can clean up."

"Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot that your suit doesn't fit your ass." Tony Stark, who was hiding in the dark, looked at Steve Rogers and whispered.

"No one's showing you, Tony." Steve Rogers' voice came through the headset.

"It's absurd." Tony Stark looked addicted, his eyes still fixed.

"I think you're handsome, Captain," said Scott Long, standing on Tony Stark's shoulders. "In my opinion, that's American hips."

"Who does the scepter belong to?" Natasha Romanov asked with the scepter.

"Commandos are coming to take it," said Steve Rogers in the past.

Ding!

At this time, the elevator door opened, and Crossbones waited for the Hydra to enter, and Natasha Romanov handed them the scepter.

"Who are these people?" Scott Lang asked.

"They were S.H.I.E.L.D., but they were actually Hydra, we just didn't know it at the time," Tony Stark said.

"Really? Don't you know?" Scott Lang said that this is not a beaver. "They look like bad people."

"Although you are small, you talk a lot." Tony Stark said.

At this time, the people inside got up and left, Hydra and the others walked with the scepter, while Thor and the others walked with Loki.

As for Tony Stark in the past, he packed the cosmic cube in a suitcase.

"Okay, it's your turn, boy." Tony Stark, who saw this scene, said, "Where is our gem."

"Okay, play me," Scott Lang said.

Tony Stark flicked Scott Lang to past Tony Stark with a flick of his finger, and then he slapped him in the chest, the armor flowed and flew away with a swish.

"Okay, Captain, the scepter is in the elevator, just over the 80th floor." Tony Stark scanned the whereabouts of the Hydra group with the scepter in midair.

"I see." Tony Stark stood in front of the elevator and pressed the button, "Go to the lobby."

"Okay, we'll gather there," Tony Stark said.

"It's at this time that the captain said 'Long live the Hydra'!" Seeing this, Clint Barton said.

"I couldn't understand it when I watched the captain say 'Long live the Hydra', but if this is the case now, it is much easier to understand." Thor said, "The situation in the video must have been deduced by us before. Go to the past to find gems. The captain will go back in the future, so naturally he knows that those people are Hydras."

"When Thanos snapped his fingers, Stephen was turned to ashes, but when Tony snapped his fingers, Stephen was there." Nick Fury said in a deep voice, "That is to say, returning to the past to collect gems will turn into ashes. Bringing it back for the Ashes, the plan was a success."

"The captain successfully deceived the scepter from the Hydra, the video has been played, there is no doubt." Natasha Romanoff said, "Scott has just dived into the past Tony, I really want to See how he gets the cosmic cube."

The video soon revealed how the "Now You See Me" was staged, and I saw Tony Stark disguised as an ordinary S.H.I.E.L.D. agent: "Thumbelina, have you received it? I see the target, and I can start."

"Break it." Scott Lang jumped from Tony Stark's hair to his beard, then slipped into his T-shirt, and finally slipped into the Ark Reactor.

Da da da!

Intensive footsteps sounded, and a group of people suddenly appeared in front of them, blocking the footsteps of Tony Stark in the past. The first person was Alexander Pierce, the head of Hydra.

"May I ask where you're going?" Alexander Pierce asked.

"Have some lunch, then go back to Asgard," Thor asked. "Excuse me, who are you?"

"Alexander Pierce, he's the boss of the boss behind Nick Fury," Tony Stark explained to Thor in the past.

"My friend calls me Mr. Minister," said Alexander Pierce. "I must ask you to hand me the prisoner."

"Loki will explain to Odin," Thor said.

"No, he has to explain it to us first. We've tried it before handing it over to Odin," Alexander Pierce added. "We've got to take the box."