Black Widow’s face changed slightly, and she immediately returned to normal.

“How can someone who can know S.H.I.E.L.D. and my name be an ordinary civilian?”

Zhou Cheng shrugged and was noncommittal.

Since she was revealed by a word, Black Widow no longer hid it, lit a cigarette by herself, and said with a smile: “Then you should know what my purpose is when I came to find you.” ”

“Of course I know.” Zhou Cheng took a sip of coffee, “S.H.I.E.L.D. will not let a suspected mutant leave alone. ”

Black Widow smiled and nodded.

Zhou Cheng shook his head and said, “But do you think I will tell you my identity?” ”

“I don’t think so.” Black Widow leaned closer to Zhou Cheng and bit her lip, “That’s why they called me here.” ”

“Looks good.”

Zhou Cheng hurriedly took a step back: “In this way, let me ask you a question, you guess it, I will tell you what color underwear I am wearing today, it doesn’t matter if I guess wrong.” ”

“Sounds good.” Black Widow extinguished the cigarette in her hand: “Of course, you say, sir.” ”

Zhou Cheng cleared his throat and said, “Seriously, you are beautiful. ”

Black Widow said lightly: “I have heard this sentence every day. ”

“You’re like a flower.” Zhou Cheng’s voice was very magnetic, “My question is, if you are a flower, then what kind of profession should I be?” ”

Mouth blessings!

Immersive!

“Boom!”

Black Widow’s face changed suddenly.

She only felt a roar in her ears, and then the scenery in front of her changed, as if she saw that she was really a flower, swaying and dancing in a flower pot.

The live broadcast room was immediately full of discussions.

“My God! This one again! It’s so true! ”

“Another hallucination!”

“fuck! fuck! fuck! It’s terrifying! ”

“Is the anchor a painter?”

“The comments upstairs are romantic.”

“Maybe a sculptor?”

……

The comments included the shock of new viewers by the effect of Zhou Cheng’s live broadcast, and the speculation of old viewers.

As soon as Zhou Cheng’s words were finished, Black Widow suddenly felt that her eyes were back to normal, and chuckled: “It seems that I have already figured out your power, hallucination, good ability.” However, if I am a flower, are you a painter. ”

Zhou Cheng shook his head with a smile.

“Photographer?”

Zhou Cheng still shook his head.

“With all due respect, sir.” Black Widow said, “If these two are not two, I really can’t think of what kind of profession you will be.” ”

Zhou Cheng said lightly: “If you are a flower, then I am… O flower arranger! ”

Florist.

Florist!

Black Widow muttered two words, and her face suddenly turned red.

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded with laughter.

“Florist!! Hahahahaha! ”

“Did someone tell me what you mean?”

“That beauty is a flower, flower arrangement, the focus is on the word arrangement!”

“Plug and plug! Groove, verb, this is one! ”

“The anchor is so smart!”

……

Seeing that Natasha’s face was not right, there was a sign of annoyance, Zhou Cheng hurriedly waved his hand: “Okay, okay, it’s my fault, I was joking just now.” ”

Black Widow’s face was slightly better.

Zhou Cheng remembered another joke and decided to tease Natasha again: “Let me tell you another story, right?” ”

Black Widow said coldly, “I’m in a hurry. ”

“Listen to me first, it won’t take much time.” Zhou Cheng took a sip of coffee and said, “Once upon a time, two ants accidentally fell into Ms. Natasha’s panties. ”

The scene in front of everyone’s eyes has changed!

Of course, the key parts are mosaic.

Black Widow glared angrily at Natasha.

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

“My God! What do I see? ”

“fuck! This damn mosaic! ”

“ohno! Anchor, can the mosaic be removed? ”

“Anchor, I strongly recommend that you talk about AV and liven up the atmosphere!”

“Seconded!”

“+1″

……

“Two ants fell into a cave, and an older ant said, ‘Brother, you have to sleep in the cave tonight.’ ”

“The other little ant said, ‘Brother, where do you sleep?’ ”

“The big ant said, ‘I’ll sleep on the lawn outside.’ ”

The strength of the blessing of the mouth made the black widow’s eyes can’t help but appear the picture that Zhou Cheng said.

Suddenly his face turned crimson: “Mr. Zhou, you are playing with fire!” ”

The number of people in the live broadcast room is constantly surgeing!

“ohmygod! This, this, this… It’s amazing! ”

“The anchor’s mouth is really strong!”

“Ahhh… What a shameful picture, but I like it! ”

“fuck! A mosaic of all evil! ”

“Who invented the mosaic!”

“Why do things I see with my eyes also have mosaics!”

……

Zhou Cheng waved his hand and continued, “Just like that, the two ants spent the night. ”

“The next day, Brother Ant said angrily, ‘Fuck! Last night was really unlucky, a snake ran around at the mouth of the cave and spat on me! ’”

When my brother heard this, he became even more angry: ‘shit! What are you, two big rocks kept hitting me last night! ”

Due to the effect of the blessing of the mouth, people watching the live broadcast immediately understood.

“When did the anchor get so dirty?”

“This must not be a serious anchor!”

“Anchor, are you possessed?”

“I like this style!”

“I like it too!”

“Hahahaha, it’s so funny.”

“Snakes, stones, this metaphor is too graphic!”

PS: The old driver drives, get on the road!


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