Master Mixer [Rebirth]

233 looked at Lu Ming sadly, tears falling down one by one down his big eyes, choked with sobs: "Master, it's all the **** system upgrade. I couldn't stay by your side, but let you be... …"

233 did not dare to go on, obviously he had already filled up a lot of common scenes in life ethics dramas——

#Parents have something to go out and are not at home, the poor daughter is brutally affected by a bird. beast taint#

#Falling girl unmarried, what kind of child's biological father is he? ! #

233 held his head to shake off the illusion of miserable scenes in his brain, and said in grief, "Master, who is that bastard? Please tell me, I will definitely make the decision for you!"

Lu Ming's face was cloudy and uncertain. In fact, he was also a little confused. In this world of cultivating immortals, men can still give birth to children? How many thunders do you have to explode to explode such a speechless thing!

Besides, he didn't □□ others, and other people...nor did he not □□ him! Where will there be children? ! Could it be the legendary...Natural birth?

What's the matter with this thunderous and embarrassing feeling!

Lu Ming took a deep breath, suppressing the depression and irritability in his heart, and decided to be suspicious of 233's test results just now. He calmly said: "This is impossible. You can check again to see if there are other reasons that caused the test results to go wrong."

233 nodded with tears, and sobbed: "Master, if the test result is still the same for a while, please be sure to hold on. If you want...I can find a male monk for you as your target for dual cultivation. It’s also good to find a father for the child. If he cannot be born, he will grow up sturdily without a complete family to care for him."

Lu Ming smiled coldly and said: "Oh? Looking for a father? So I am a child's...Mom?"

233 glanced at him suspiciously, and said, "Am I wrong?"

Lu Ming couldn't bear it. Although he was still blind, he still looked at the direction of 233 with a knife-like gaze, and said angrily: "Shut up!"

233 plucked his horns aggrievedly, jumped into Lu Ming's arms, collected fresh blood, and began to play tricks on the small experimental platform again.

Lu Ming waited anxiously. In just ten minutes, as if he had passed a world as long, 233 finally said: "Master, is there anything abnormal in your body recently?"

Lu Ming thought for a moment, then hesitated: "It doesn't seem to be different from before, it's still delicious and sleepy."

233 pondered for a moment, and then said: "Have you ever wanted to eat something sour or spicy recently? Or sometimes I want to vomit*?"

Lu Ming took a deep breath and smiled coldly: "If you dare to ask me such stupid questions, I will definitely strangle you."

233 curled his lips unhappily, thought for a while and said, "Have you been poisoned recently?"

Lu Ming was taken aback, and suddenly thought of another possibility: "Could it be that someone got worms in my body? This period of time is just the mature period of the worms, so the test results will be..."

233's eyes lit up and clapped his hands happily and said: "That's right! If it is the cause of the worm and it has reached the maturity stage, it is reasonable to detect such a result."

Lu Ming frowned and said, "What is the origin of this worm?"

233 immediately pulled out a weird-looking machine from the storage space, and pressed it for a long time before saying: "Master, this kind of Gu insect is called'Wusha', and it has a very long incubation time in the body. Initially, it depends on absorbing the host. The aura is a livelihood, and it will cause the host's aura to deplete and die for a long time. However, if it is fed with Lingcao soup every day, the aura will not be sucked away, but will increase the growth rate of the aura by several times, and all of them will be collected there. In the worm, it is like a storage space. If the aura is collected more fully, the more mature it will be. When it reaches the saturation state, the aura needs to be poured into the host through the method of seizing the house, so that the host's power is instantly increased to one Absolute height."

Lu Ming sighed: "It's no wonder that He Yuanqi has to work so hard to make it easier for him to seize this excellent body."

233 anxiously said: "Although this'Wusha' can improve spiritual energy, it needs to be expelled from the body immediately after the maturity period is over, taking advantage of the gap in the time of seizing the house. If not, the'Wusha' will quickly mutate and change the previous one. The host's aura slowly withdraws, and soon the host will also be exhausted and die, and then even the gods will not be able to save them."

Lu Ming's eyes darkened, and he said in a deep voice, "In addition to seizing the house, is there any way to draw the worm out?"

233 said: "This has to ask what kind of poisonous insects the person who raised the worm was feeding it when it was raised. There are tens of thousands of poisonous insects in this world. A person who keeps Gu worms."

Lu Ming said: "Who is this person who keeps insects?"

233 was a little depressed and said: "Goddess of the Devil, Hua Fa faded."

Lu Ming immediately stiffened when he heard the words, and his face suddenly became very ugly.

Hua Fai, isn't it the goddess of the devil who was crowned "the favorite woman in the huge harem of Sang Wusheng" and was eventually killed by He Qing's envoy, which caused Sang Wusheng to be completely blackened!

Lu Ming patted his head with a headache, and his whole body was not good. I didn't expect to face this woman so soon, does that mean there is a high chance of meeting the actor Sang Wusheng? He didn't want to hang up so early.

233 sighed and said: "Master, people have to learn to face the reality, and sooner or later they should come. Just like your trusted brother Jing Mo, he is actually xxxxx!"

Lu Ming didn't hear what 233 was saying, and hurriedly asked, "What is Jing Mo actually?"

233 cried and said with a sad face: "The system automatically blocked my voice because of the remarks just now related to the future plot. Master, you...just do it yourself! 233 can only help you get here!"

Lu Ming: "..."