Master Xiu, Please Flop

"Dogday!"

The dog king roared in his heart and hated God.

Why give him a son of evildoers.

Now, the son of the evildoer has become stupid again!

This is God's jealous talent!

The **** kept mourning in her heart, she would rather the stupid dog be her than her child!

Erha raised his head, looked at his parents and brother, and said, "These are for you!"

"Enjoy it, I promise you can make you break through a big realm!"

As he said, the dog waved his paw.

Suddenly, a lot of fruits appeared on the ground.

These fruits are all taken from the owner's garden.

The owner was very kind to him and kept the fruits and dog food when he left.

He brought these back to his parents and brother to enjoy it.

The dog king bowed his head and took a look. After seeing some ordinary fruits, he was stunned again.

Can you break through a big realm by eating these fruits?

What a joke!

Silly!

The dog king looked at his silly son, his eyes were already moisturized: "Son, don't worry, stay here, and the father will heal you!"

The **** also licked Erha's hair with her tongue very distressedly, and said: "Son, listen to your father, stay here, our family will reunite, I will definitely find a way to heal you!"

"Brother, just stay, your disease is already very serious, and you really need to be cured."

Said the dog brother.

Erha was stunned, and said quickly: "Are you making a mistake? I'm not stupid!"

Where can a fool admit that he is stupid?

Hopeless! Hopeless!

The dog king has already determined that his son is really stupid, and he doesn’t know who made him stupid. His dog’s eyes are full of anger, and he screams: "Damn! Dog soldier, investigate this matter quickly. Find out who stupid my youngest son!"

Erha was stunned again, and then, his face changed drastically, and he shouted: "Father, you must not do stupid things!"

"You can eat this fruit first!"

"To put it simply, I met a master hermit. In his eyes, my character is a stupid dog! Because of this, I pretended to be stupid, but I recently read "The Self-cultivation of an Actor" given by Sister Phoenix. I gradually couldn't react to it. Perhaps, now my acting skills have improved a lot."

Erha babbled.

Hermit master?

Is it a silly dog?

Play stupid?

Phoenix?

Nima!

This person is definitely a liar!

The Xiuxian Continent is just the mortal world, where is the phoenix!

When the dog king heard the silly son's words, he was angry and laughed, his eyes fell on Erha, the dog's eyes felt extremely pity.

My own son must have been brainwashed!

That man is so cruel, he actually likes to brainwash! Makes his own Tianjiao son's mind sober.

Erha somewhat proudly said: "According to my acting skills today, I am afraid that I have already reached the point of proficiency! Because, even if I am now, I can't tell whether I am really stupid or fake stupid! Some At that time, I even thought I was actually Erha!"

"..."

Dog King was even more sure that his stupid son was hopeless!

"Father, mother, brother, don't hurry up to eat these fruits! These fruits contain..."

Erha was just about to say.

"enough!"

At this moment, the dog king yelled: "Come here, look at my silly son, Ben Dog, I have to visit that person myself!"

Suddenly, a group of dog demon followed behind the dog king, with demon spirits bursts and a menacing look.

"What are you doing!"

Erhu was furious at once, not to mention whether these dogs can find an expert, if they do find an expert, all these dogs will die!

This has to be annihilated!

"Are you stupid?"

Erha shouted.

A fool asks you if you are stupid?

All the dogs were stunned, their faces dumbfounded.

Hey, it's really hopeless!

However, at this moment.

boom!

Erha suddenly appeared in the void, and immediately afterwards, a strong demon spirit rose into the sky.

"Holy...saint?" Below, the dog king felt the terrifying aura on Erha's body. Suddenly, the dog's eyes widened, round and round, with an unbelievable expression.

He didn't expect Erha to be a saint!

this moment.

He burst into tears, raised his dog's head, looked at the blue sky, and said, "God, why did you take my child's IQ away when you let me step into a saint!"

Erha's eyes twitched.

Nima.

This doesn't believe him yet.

Thinking of something, he directly lifted the dog's paw, grabbed an orange on the ground, and put the orange directly into the dog's mouth.

The dog king swallowed it.

Well, this orange is very sweet and tastes great.

But the next moment, his eyes widened.

This...this...this is Tao Yun!

Damn it!

There is Tao rhyme in this orange!

Nima!

"Brother, you are really stupid, only oranges. Does my father think differently when he eats this orange?"

Brother Gou said silently.

however.

At this moment, the dog king suddenly roared: "Shut up! Big idiot!"

Brother Gou was stunned and dumbfounded.

what's the situation?

"father!"

Brother Gou asked with a puzzled look.

"Eat yourself!"

The dog king raised his dog's paw, pointed to the orange underneath, and said.

Brother Dog ate an orange.

"This orange is really delicious, and nothing extraordinary..."

"Fuck!"

"Dao Yun!"

…

This night.

The night is as dark as ink.

In the mountains.

Countless dog monsters surrounded Erha.

At this moment, Erha seemed to have become their mentor.

Erha proudly recounted what happened during this period and the predecessors.

After listening to what Erha said, the King of Dogs sighed again and again: "Unexpectedly, there really is such a hermit expert in this world, who is obsessed with mortals and cannot extricate themselves, playing a world-shattering chess game!"

"Son, you are fortunate enough to be a **** of the predecessors. You are so lucky!"

"but!"

The king of the dog turned around and said solemnly:

"Son, your acting skills are still a little bit worse, even almost exposed!"

"Although my current cultivation base is indeed not as good as yours, I am much better than you in terms of dog life experience!"

When Erha heard this, the dog's tail on his **** shook slightly, and he listened carefully to what his father said: "Father, where did I expose?"

It is very puzzled.

My acting skills are already very good.

Moreover, after watching the "Actor's Self-cultivation" given to it by Sister Phoenix, it found that its acting skills had improved several times!

"You have a fatal exposure point!"

The dog king opened his mouth and said: "That means you have been eating cow dung, and you have never eaten any other dung! I remember that seniors have a lot of pets? Have chickens? Have turtles?"

"Since there are chickens, there must be chicken manure!"

"Since there are turtles, there must be turtle dung!"

Damn it!