May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 15: : Men who are drunk are actually children! (Pseudo-Yoshihara Part 1 Ends...

   "That's your fault, so no matter what happens, it has nothing to do with us, so goodbye!" Yin Shi looked at Yue Yong and said, and at the same time stood up and ran out of the door.

   Jiang Cheng is the same, but the direction is opposite to Yin Shi, Yin Shi ran out of the door, then Jiang Cheng was about to jump the window.

   "You two calm down, at least let me tell you everything, it's not a great thing." Yue Yong sighed and threw out two kunai again, hitting the back of the two heads.

"What is it? Isn't it a great thing?! Do you know what happens to this idiot once he drank other wine?! Now I can't imagine it! Hey! After thinking about it, it feels like a disaster movie, good or not! Forgive me! Me, I really don't want to know anything~" Yin Shisheng yelled irresponsibly.

   "Do you mean all my fault?! If it weren't for the wine, food, and woman you asked for, nothing else would happen at all, hello!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

   "In the beginning, if you didn't enter the store, nothing would happen, so it's your fault!" Yin Shit retorted at Jiang Cheng.

   "I didn't want to enter that store!" Jiang Cheng cried, and then suddenly took a shot, "That's the fault of the aunt who pulled me in. It's all her fault!"

"Search Ga, solved the case, then it's all the lady's fault. The criminal has been found, so I'll leave first, Miss Police Officer." With that, Yin Shi gave a salute to Yue Yong and turned around to leave. .

   "Enough for the two of you! Can you just let someone finish it!"

  ...

   Finally, once again, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi sat opposite Yue Yong, but a little bit different from the previous time, they both had a few kunai stuck on their bodies.

   "Well, I would like to ask, how is the old man like Phoenix?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked in a low voice.

   "It's finished." Yueyong replied.

   Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi instantly petrified. After a long time, the two people reacted, and at the same time they turned their heads to each other while constantly making eye contact.

   Jiang Cheng: Finished? What does it mean to kill? Is this novel over? Is he killed for Mao alone? The author didn't notify me of this protagonist at all?

   Yinshi: It must be that one, that is, to get the lunch box. The old man must be secretly holding the appearance fee somewhere, eating pork chop rice and drinking beer. I don’t know how happy it is. Finally, even if this is not the silver TAMA crew, I am the protagonist! Remember it clearly for me, hello!

   Jiang Cheng: I can't imagine it at all! Isn't he really finished in his life? Did you get your lunch? Isn't it true that his life is over? ! ! Also, I am the protagonist!

   Yin Shi: Certainly not, don’t worry! That old man is called the Night King! Surely it won't be so simple! But it's very possible that the lower body will be finished first.

   Jiang Cheng: Even if the lower body is finished, it is not good! It's not a second in every sense! Is that still the night king? ! Although looking at him indeed reached that age.

   "Neither life nor his **** have been killed at the same time." Yue Yong couldn't help but reminded.

   Jiang Cheng: Did you hear that? ! She said that the old man's life and his **** were all done at the same time! Just hang up! It's absolutely dead, right? ! Also, for Mao, can she see what we are thinking? !

   Silver Time: Don't panic! Just laid off! I will be on duty again in 18 years! Not only in life, but also in the lower body will definitely be on duty again!

   "You two are enough! Hey!" Yue Yong was really shown by these two idiots.

   Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stopped making eye contact instantly.

   "First introduce, this is Hilina, Yoshihara's [Sun]!" After Yueyong finished speaking, Hilina smiled at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

   "Hey, Yinshi, people in this place seem to have problems with their brains. She said that the woman is [Sun], isn't the sun the round thing in the sky?" Jiang Chengzu whispered in Yinshi's ear.

   "It must be that kind of setting, isn't it what ancient mythology says that the sun is a golden crow? Maybe that woman is the body of the golden crow." Yin Shi also explained in a low voice.

   "Is this novel originally set in this way? The author hasn't explained it at all." Jiang Cheng continued to whisper.

"Isn't this kind of setting very common in China? Although it is called light novel, when you click on the light novel channel of the starting point, most of the top-ranked works are fantasy and the like." Yin Shi just finished talking. He heard the sun laugh.

"The two of you are really interesting people," Hichirin said with a smile on his face, "but one thing is not bad. From now on, Yoshihara's sun will also be that round in the sky, glowing. Yes, something warm."

   "Finally, I would like to thank you two for the old man, for playing with him so happily, at the end of his last."

   After listening, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's face turned black, and at the same time they turned to look at their buttocks.

   "It's not that "playing", you two idiots!" Yue Yong kicked them over in an instant.

   "He is the Night King! What kind of play! Can you make it clearer! It's easy to get misunderstood!" Jiang Cheng spit out loudly as he got up.

"For example, three drunk men sing and dance together shirtless, [BEEP—] dance together, and then take care of themselves to hold the world's number one martial arts meeting, in the process of holding the world's number one martial arts meeting for the three of you , The Fengxian still said from time to time [young people don’t speak martial ethics], [five flashes of lightning], [don’t know how to connect and send hair], [because of it...no flash] and so on. Then the three of them didn’t understand. I took my weapon and fired towards the sky, I stabbed the sky into a hole, and then climbed outside the entrance of the cave, standing at the entrance of the cave and peeing down farther than anyone else..." Yue Yong broke his fingers and chattered endlessly. Said.

"Don't...Don't say it!" Yin Shi was completely messed up, "If you don't remember things, it's okay that it hasn't happened. Isn't it Jiang Cheng?" After Yin Shi said he laughed hahaha, and finished laughing because Too guilty and whistled.

"When you said silver, how could your weapon poke a hole in the sky? It's totally impossible! Although I joked that the Night King was equipped with an anti-tank gun, it was just a joke, right? Time. Hahahaha." Jiang Cheng smiled with a guilty conscience after speaking.

   "No, I really got a hole. If you don't believe me, just go take a look."

   Hearing Yue Yong's words, Jiang Sung and Yin Shi pushed and shoved to the window. They looked up and saw a huge hole in the thick "ceiling" that originally covered Yoshihara. Sunlight came in through the hole.

   "Yinshi, there was originally a hole there, right?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the hole in the sky and said haha.

   "Yeah, that's right, there was a hole there originally." Yin Shi nodded and said.

   "When are you two going to escape reality?!"

Jiang Cheng and Yinshi immediately made up a scene. Three big men stood shirtless on the roof, laughing and shooting at the sky while holding their umbrellas, while Yinshi laughed like an idiot. Applaud while applauding...

   "Private Marseille!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned around and knelt and shouted at the same time.

"No, for us, the two of you saved the whole Yoshihara. Moreover, when that person played so happily with him at the end, he was really like a child at that time. Of course, at the end of the end. , Once again became an ordinary grandfather. Thank you." Sun Rin smiled and said softly. After speaking, Yue Yong looked at the two of them while pushing Sun Rin and walked out...

  ...

   "Hey, Shuabao is enough, you have not seen you for so many years, you are still a fool." Yin Shi looked out the window, but he was speaking to a fool in a certain room.

   "With each other, aren't you still an idiot?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but laughed.

   "At the end of the end, you were actually sober from drunkenness at that time, Jiang Cheng?"

   "Who knows..." Jiang Cheng said softly while lying on the ground, looking at the ceiling.

-Dividing line-

   "Boy, you are not a supernatural power, are you?" Fengxian groaned while lying at the entrance of the cave.

   "I have never heard of that name," Jiang Cheng also lay at the entrance of the cave, panting slightly, "Are you happy, old man?"

   "Hahaha, happy, it's really been a long, long time since I've been so happy. No, I've never been so happy." Fengxian laughed, but when he turned his head, he saw that Jiang Cheng had already screamed. And Yin Shi on the side slept more than Jiangcheng.

   "Hahahaha, it's really rare to be happy. Even the sun doesn't hurt, but it feels warm. It's so beautiful, the sun." Fengxian said with emotion.

Afterwards, Fengxian kicked both Jiang Cheng and Yinshi from the entrance of the cave with one kick, "This kick should be your punishment for teasing the old man, and the last reward of this carnival, such a beautiful sun, Let the old man enjoy it alone!"

   (Voiceover: Did the injury of the two come from this way?!)

"I understand. UU Reading www.uukahnshu.com hates you who hates the sun more than anyone else, and you who want to touch it more than anyone else. Both are the real you." Sun Wheel doesn't know what. Shi has been pushed here by Yue Yong.

   The sun lightly opened the umbrella in his hand, covering the phoenixian from the dazzling sunlight.

   "Sun Wheel?" Fengxian smiled softly when he saw the person coming.

"I have always wanted you to take a look at the blue sky and the beautiful sun. What I said before will definitely make you reconcile with Father Sun. I have always known it, no matter how bluffing, no matter what Do something terrible, you are not the thing of a terrible person like the night king, you just want to be like an ordinary grandfather who takes a nap under the sun. It’s just a requirement, but it’s built for it. Stupid Flower Street." As he said, the tears of Sun Wheel dripped down, dripping onto Fengxian's face.

"Maybe, but I really don't regret it now. Whether the sun is high above or you are, it turns out to be so incredible and so beautiful in my eyes. I didn't expect it to be in this way... Those two brats are really incredible men, but...this is enough, and finally, tell the brats who have gone crazy with the old man, and Yoshihara will give them to him." With that, Feng Xian haha He laughed, and at the same time Fengxian's body began to be continuously exposed to wounds by the scorching sun. However, Fengxian didn't feel the pain, but wanted to sleep in the sun for a short while.

   "Have a good dream..."

   (Voiceover: So, what happened to the Night King in the end?

   An author: Don’t ask, it’s done.

   Voiceover:...)

  

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