May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "The weather this winter is really abnormal~" Mother-in-law Dengshi looked at the white snow on the street and said with emotion.

　　 "That's right, Da Snake...Deng Shi Sang." Jiang Cheng stood aside and smiled and squinted.

　　 "Did your kid just want to talk about Oshawan?"

　　 "You heard me wrong." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

"But! Take a shower when it rains! Come and play acrobatics with the knife! As an Edo person, I must remember this relaxed mood of never forgetting to play!" Grandma Toshi once again shouted to the front, "So ! I decide again! The first Kabukicho Snow Festival is officially held!"

　　 "Sister Yueyong! Mom! Take a look, take a look!" At this time, Haru's voice was too excited.

　　 Looking at Haruta running over, Jiang Sung smiled and slowly raised his hand, "It's too noisy, Haruta~"

　　……

　　 "It's just pulling you out of the room! It's just confiscating your games! As for so offensive me?!!!" Qingta complained, rubbing the big bag on her head.

"What's the meaning of just pulling me out of the room?! What's the meaning of just confiscating my game?! Do you kid know the meaning of game to my life?! What does a guy who doesn't know have the right to say Three things?! Me! Just now! I’m about to eat this year’s 3,600 chickens! Why should I participate in such a broken festival! Kabukicho’s festival has something to do with Yoshihara!!!"

　　 "You're so noisy! Obviously you're just an otaku!" Harita retorted with a small face upward.

　　 Looking at Jiang Cheng and Harita who were quarreling on the sidelines, Hilina smiled and turned his head to the mother-in-law Dengshi who was on the sidelines and said, "Thank you very much for inviting us to such a fun celebration."

　　 After finishing speaking, Hirin looked at the members of Baihua who were playing in the snow not far ahead.

　　 "It's nothing, the celebration, of course it is more crowded and lively." Mother-in-law Dengshi replied.

　　 "Believe it or not, I will send you to Dashewan for a human experiment! Little devil!" With that said, Jiang Cheng brought Haruta and handed it to the grandmother Dengshi, "I give it to you! Human experimentation doesn't matter!"

　　 "Thank you so much..." Mother-in-law Dengshi subconsciously took Harita and licked her lips, "Fart! Believe it or not, I will add a curse to you? Soul Dan?!"

"You just licked your lips? Did you say that the curse was printed?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Yueyong, who was pushing the sun wheel by the side, "This is a disguised confession, right? Admitting that he illegally smuggled over from the next studio. Right?"

　　 "You kid is really super rude! I heard it all, hello!" Mother-in-law Dengshi shouted.

"My ears are almost deaf by you! If you say you are Oshemaru, just smile! Look at your face and say you are Oshemaru, it's like saying that the Buddha looks like Xiaoli Shun. !" Jiang Cheng spit out loudly.

　　 But at this moment, the cheers of the members of Baihua rang out, "Jiang Cheng sama~ look here and see here~"

　　 Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked over, only to see a group of Baihua members greeting himself around a huge statue. Jiang Cheng took a closer look, isn't that himself! An enlarged version of himself, afterwards, Jiang Cheng smiled and walked over...

　　 "The popularity of this kid is unexpectedly high." Mother-in-law Dengshi said, looking at Jiang Cheng who was surrounded by a group of Baihua members.

"The members of Baihua were originally composed of a group of wandering girls who couldn't attract customers," Sun Wheel explained with a smile, "but Jiang Chengsang is different. His pure gaze is not mixed with any impurities, no matter which woman looks at it. You will be attracted to it."

　　 "In other words, it's a simple fool." Yueyong added.

"A simple idiot, so is the guy upstairs in our house." With that said, Mother-in-law Dengshi looked at some silver-haired natural curler who was making snowballs, "But how good is the relationship between women?" ~I heard that it is still a student taught by a teacher, how can there be such a big gap?"

　　 "No, I think the natural curls with silver hair are much better than the dead house." Yue Yong retorted.

　　 "No, the dead house is much better than the silver-haired natural curl." Granny Dengshi sighed and replied.

　　 "Hey, the two of you are really disgusting. It's like spitting out your own husband." Harita spit out expressionlessly.

　　 Just after spitting out, Haruta was koted by her mother-in-law and Yueyue.

　　 Ignoring the three people who were arguing on the side, Hichirin looked at Jiang Cheng in the distance, and muttered: "The light is completely different from the sun, warm but not dazzling. Maybe this is..."

　　……

"It's amazing, it's exactly the same~" Jiang Cheng looked at the enlarged version of his own snow statue and said with emotion, then scratched his head and continued with a little embarrassment, "but I always feel a strange feeling... I comment on my own statue. ...This feeling...uh..."

　　 "Jiang Cheng sama, let's make your fruit body~ but can you give us a reference~" a Baihua member teased.

　　 "Fruit or something, forget it, although this is not an animation, but the reader's imagination is also super terrifying." Jiang Cheng smiled and replied.

　　 "Then tell us the size and shape~" another Baihua member teased.

　　 "How do you describe this kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin for a long time before raising his head and replied solemnly, "Sure enough, this kind of thing is impossible. If the author of the victim is cut in the waist, it will be troublesome~"

　　 "Why don't it be made into an anti-tank gun!" a Baihua member suggested.

　　 "You are too underestimated by Jiang Cheng Sama!" Another Baihua member retorted, "At least we should do something like destroying star missiles!"

　　 Looking at the Baihua members who are starting to quarrel again, Jiang Cheng's face is full of black lines, "Can you not talk about my part out loud here! It's so embarrassing, OK?"

　　 "Will I go back and discuss it?" a Baihua member raised his hand and asked.

　　 "No matter where you are, don't discuss it!" Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, "Even if you want to discuss it in a place where readers can't see it!"

　　 "Can you give us a look at a place where readers can't see it?" A Baihua member suggested, and a group of Baihua members also gathered around and stared at Jiang Cheng.

　　 "No! No matter where you are!" Jiang Chengyi retorted.

　　 "Sure enough, even Jiang Cheng sama hates us~" A Baihua member was sad, "Even Jiang Cheng sama looks down on us who can't attract customers..."

　　 "What I said..."

　　 "Sure enough, Jiang Cheng Sama is also this kind of person~"

　　 "Sure enough, we don't even have the meaning of existence~"

　　 "I just want to take a look~ and don't do anything else~"

　　 Hearing this complaint, Jiang Cheng was full of black lines, "What is meant by just looking at it! Can this thing be seen casually?! This is a symbol of a man! How casual I can make you look casually!"

　　 "That Yoshihara's woman just let a man look at it~"

　　 "Soda Soda!"

　　 "I didn't sell it!" Jiang Cheng retorted subconsciously, but he felt that this sentence was a bit too much just after he said it.

　　 "Jiang Cheng sama, you..." A group of Baihua members covered their mouths and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

　　 "I didn't mean that! I just..." Jiang Cheng hurriedly wanted to explain.

　　 "Let's take a look!" A Baihua member shouted in unison.

　　 Just at the moment when Jiang Cheng was extremely distressed, Yue Yong walked out to help Jiang Cheng out.

　　 "Everything is safe! This is not Yoshihara!" Yueyong said solemnly.

　　 Hearing this, the members of Baihua also settled down, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong with emotion, but Yue Yong's next words made Jiang Cheng jump again.

　　 "Wait back to Yoshihara and have an otaku show!"

　　 "Hey! What is an otaku show! What do you want me to do?!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"What do you do? Of course it is to show your body," Yue Yong replied naturally, "I just feel that Baihua's work enthusiasm is not very high recently. If we can improve Baihua's work efficiency in this way, it would be a good idea. a good idea."

　　 "Of course not! How can that kind of unscrupulous thing happen to the protagonist!" Looking at the members of Baihua who had begun to cheer, Jiang Cheng quickly retorted.

However, Yueyong didn’t hear it at all, and was still screaming at the Baihua members, “So, at this celebration, we Yoshihara will get the first place! If you can’t get it~www.wuxiaspot.com~What kind of otaku? Body show, nerdy body health class, nerdy body prosperous, nothing!"

"Hey! Why are there more projects! What is the otaku physical health class, do you want to make me a specimen?! What else is called otaku tisheng! What do you want me to do?!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained, "Can you ask the person's opinion? The person doesn't want to do anything! And why do you want to be number one in this kind of place! It's totally unnecessary!"

　　 "No, this is the first step of Yoshihara's plan to conquer the ground!" Yueyong replied.

"I have never heard of such a plan! When did you make such a terrible plan! What else is called conquering the ground?! What are you going to do to conquer the ground?! Did you secretly go to the next door Tianyuan to break through the crew and stay for school? ?!!!"

　　 However, no one listened to Jiang Cheng's speech at this time. Under the command of Yue Yong, a group of Baihua members were carrying snow blocks in full swing, cutting and carving with sharp kunai...

　　 Looking at the Baihua members with clear division of labor and high efficiency, Jiang Cheng finally sighed and turned away from this sad place.

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　　 On the other side, there is a trio in the House of Everything.

　　 "Yin Sang, I moved the snow here." Xin Ba Chi shouted, and at the same time piled some snow blocks beside Yin Shi.

　　 "Well, I see." Yin Shi said, and put the big snowball in his hand on the table made of snow with the words [Wanshiwu Yinjiang] written on it.

　　 "Ah, everyone's work is amazing," Shinbaji glanced around and said with emotion, "Although it is all in this way, it really fits the style of Kabukicho."

　　 said, Shin Baji turned his head to Gintoki and continued, "Aren't our all things house..."