Chapter 34 – Back To Your Original Form And You Are Still Wearing Shoes?

Bai Ruan was stunned: “…3D printer?”

Why did the ancestor suppress a 3D printer!

Yun Qing: “It’s a metaphor. It belongs to the category of a heart monster. It has no offensive ability, but it can transform into things that people fear the most. For example, as you are terrified of wolves, if you encounter it, it’ll be able to transform into a pack of wolves. The more you are afraid, the more vicious they become. But if you are a silly and bold person who is not afraid of anything, it can do nothing to you. So it’s strength depends entirely on how scared you are.”

Bai Ruan imagined himself being tragically surrounded by wolves, and his tail instantly flattened.

He was not afraid of Lang Jing Feng and he consciously would not be afraid of Lang Jing Feng’s relatives…the wolves relatives. But Bai Ruan wasn’t able to fearlessly face a large group of wild wolves who were full of hostility towards him.

Bai Ruan: “The thing that it becomes, is it an illusion?”

Yun Qing: “It’s not an illusion. Once a person is afraid, turbid energy is generated from the body. This energy becomes the monster’s power and can be used for its transformation. The things it transforms into are physically real. If not, why would I call it a 3D printer and not a projector?”

Bai Ruan was worried: “So it means it is able to manifest…”

Yun Qing: “Yes, the thing it transformed into is not only real, but also conscious. Once it transforms, it wouldn’t be able to control itself. The reason why our ancestors built the tower was that there was a town at the foot of Bai Yun Mountain. There were rumours in the town that there used to be a bandit village on the mountain. It was said that after being suppressed by the government, the bandits’ spirits couldn’t rest and they gathered in that ghost village and chose to go down the mountain at night when there was no moon in the sky to kill and absorb their essence energy. This is actually a fake ghost story, but it was too widely spread. The heart monster found out that the people in this area were afraid of this rumor, and he really created a ghost village on the mountain, killing many people… If it wasn’t for this incident, the Grandmaster wouldn’t have dealt with it. “

At this moment, it had been some time since the earthquake occurred. The buildings were in good condition, and the earth had an appearance of being innocent. It looked like it would not shake again. The residents returned home one after another. Some of them even went to the convenience store to buy bottled beers, which were supposed to be used in replacement for wine bottles to notify them of the earthquake1 but Bai Ruan knew that there would no longer be any.

Yun Qing: “As you are very compliant, you’ll definitely suffer under the monster. So, just be good for these two days and don’t make trouble. Your two senior uncles are also quite spineless and won’t have pleasing results under the palms of this monster.

Bai Ruan was adorably well-behaved: “I won’t cause any trouble, but will it take the initiative to come to me, suddenly emerge in the middle of the night and turn my surroundings into a house of wolves or something?”

Yun Qing honestly replied: “It’s hard to tell. You should prepare by drawing a few stacks of San Qing2 talisman. The day after tomorrow, you will be fine once this teacher returns. What this teacher fears the most right now is your uncle, and nothing else. The monster may be able to transform into several Yun Zhen and scare me to death. If not for the security check for not allowing swords to be carried, this teacher would have been able to fly back on the sword today.”

Rabbit demon power was delicate and long-lasting. Casting defense, purification, and healing spells had twice the result with half the effort, but the offensive spells were as weak as a joke. Therefore, for Bai Ruan, there was no such thing as a counterattack. His efficiency was higher for spellcasting, and Yun Qing didn’t even have the slightest idea of ​​letting his little apprentice face the enemy.

Bai Ruan reminded him, “Even if you have a sword, you can’t recklessly fly around. You still have to cross the border. If you’re not careful, you’ll be hit by a missile again. You don’t have to worry about me.”

Yun Qing was pleased like an old father: “Bouncy has finally grown up, he is now a big rabbit.”

Bai Ruan’s eyes were full of resolution: “Anyway, I’ll call the police if I can’t hold on.”

Yun Qing was silent for a moment, and replied in amazement: “Bouncy, you really have a new idea.”

Bai Ruan scratched his head and smiled: “I’m good, aren’t I?”

Yun Qing: “…”

He wasn’t ashamed, but instead, he was proud.

Yun Qing continued solemnly: “With spells, even if you can’t even hold on, calling the police may not be able to help you. Moreover, when dealing with the heart monster, teammates are valued for their quality rather than their quantity. The more people there are, the more fears and more things to fear. That being said, there will be more raw materials and drawings to print for the heart monster. It’s better to find someone who is bold enough to fight than to call a hundred ordinary people to help you… By the way, your little lover seemed to be able to fight well. Won’t you let him accompany you for two days?”

Bai Ruan’s heart beat suddenly fluttered, and when he was about to recover, he felt warm air rushing past his ears. He speedily turned his head and found out that Lang Jing Feng was squatting on the edge of the flower bed beside him, smiling. When he saw Bai Ruan turn around, he asked in a low voice, “Am I your little lover?”

“You’re not!” Bai Ruan slammed his phone in a panic and stammered, “M-my master is talking nonsense!” After a pause, Bai Ruan quickly seized the moral high ground. His face sank and he changed the subject. “Why are you sneakily looking at my texts?”

“It wasn’t on purpose” Lang Jing Feng stretched out his hands innocently and pointed to his eyes, “My eyesight is too good… Will you be in danger these next two days?”

“No. Go, go upstairs to do the questions,” Bai Ruan lightly replied. He stood up, quietly puffing up his chest, trying to create a mighty and majestic visual effect that made others not worry about him.

Lang Jing Feng also jumped away from the flower bed and stood next to Bai Ruan. He glanced at him sideways and suddenly said, “Teacher Bai.”

Bai Ruan tightened his abdomen, raised his chest, and asked in a deep voice, “What?”

Lang Jing Feng, “I feel like you are shorter today.”

Bai Ruan, who wore slippers so there were no booster pads. “…”

Lang Jing Feng raised his hand and measured on top of Bai Ruan’s head. It became clear. “Do you usually increase your height by wearing booster pads?”

With a look of guilty conscience, Bai Ruan turned his hand back to motion the baby bunnies to follow him. “What booster pad? I don’t know.”

Lang Jing Feng’s hand lying on top of Bai Ruan’s head slid down, gently hooked Bai Ruan’s waist, he took the person into his arms, and said with a smile, “It’s better to hug someone when they’re shorter.”

Bai Ruan, who failed to show the majesty of the male rabbit, hurriedly detached himself from Lang Jing Feng’s arms.

“Teacher Bai, don’t lie to me,” Lang Jing Feng said, “The thing that escaped the tower is looking for you?”

Bai Ruan pretended to be relaxed. “It’s just a possibility. It’s also very possible it will not find me. Besides, I can handle it when the time comes.”

Lang Jing Feng quietly asked, “Does letting the police know work? If a pack of wolves suddenly appeared in the middle of the night, could you still remember how to press 110?3“

Bai Ruan painfully pressed his lips into a line. “…You didn’t accidentally see a snippet of it but completely saw it all, right?”

Lang Jing Feng neither admitted nor denied, and only gently said, “Teacher Bai, I’ll accompany you for the next two days.”

“I don’t need you.” Bai Ruan said, despite his chest still feeling a little panicked. “Your teeth and claws are filed blunt. If something were to happen, you’ll be the one who suffers.”

Lang Jing Feng chuckled. “I’ve never used my teeth in a fight in my entire life, and never lost since I was young. I use my fist to punch them one by one… If you disagree, I’ll sleep by the door in front of your house. If I hear any movement, I’ll rush in. Your security door won’t deter me and wouldn’t be able to withstand a few of my kicks.”

Due to racial talent, the wolf demon’s combat effectiveness was several orders of magnitude higher than that of an ordinary wolf. The remarks Lang Jing Feng said were fact, not for showing off.

Bai Ruan couldn’t help but feel a touch of envy.

The two led the group of bunnies into the apartment. The earthquake was not destructive, and everything worked as usual after the earthquake. The elevator door opened, and the bunnies hopped in, covering the entire elevator floor. On the way up, Lang Jing Feng didn’t stop selling his idea. He described the circumstances to live at Bai Ruan’s house as a win-win situation that he could protect Bai Ruan and this in turn allowed Bai Ruan to supervise his learning. Bai Ruan was dizzy by his persuasion, so he raised the white flag and didn’t oppose. “But will your parents agree for you to come and stay in my house?”

Lang Jing Feng was resolute and decisive. “Yes, I’ll just say that I’ll live at my friend’s house for two days. My parents don’t care about these things.”

—However, he actually had been blasted by Lang Qian and had to sleep in the dog house for a week!

The things between him and Bai Ruan weren’t revealed under Lang Qian’s investigation. If Lang Qian knew that he was hitting on his homeroom teacher, it would not be something that could be solved by sleeping in the dog house for a week.

“Then, you have to go home and get your homework, textbooks, and school uniforms,” Bai Ruan reminded very dedicatedly, “items that you need when you go to school tomorrow.”

“I’ll go back and get them in a while.” Bai Ruan opened the door, Lang Jing Feng put down the mahogany bookcase, looked at the messy room, and said, “First, let me help you clean up.”

None of the big items in Bai Ruan’s house were knocked down. Only a few storage boxes stacked together were not spared. The small things in the boxes were scattered all over the floor, so it looked messy. Bai Ruan blew a whistle, and the bunnies consciously returned to their own respective rabbit cages.

Lang Jing Feng squatted down and helped Bai Ruan pick up the small objects scattered all over the floor. Several small objects on the ground attracted Lang Jing Feng’s attention—they were four thumb-sized white wool-like pocket shoes.

“Teacher Bai… Is this your shoe?” Lang Jing Feng picked up a small shoe with his index finger and thumb, his eyes burning like a pervert.

“No,” Bai Ruan was startled. Being too embarrassed to admit, he continued, “It’s made for those little bunnies.”

Lang Jing Feng was doubtful. He put the white shoes near the tip of his nose and sniffed.

Bai Ruan’s face instantly turned red. “Lang Jing Feng! W-Why are you smelling it? You’re…”

“A dog.” Lang Jing Feng abandoned his face and said, “These shoes are yours.”

Bai Ruan knew that he couldn’t fool Lang Jing Feng’s nose even if he were to lie, so he remained silent with a blush across face.

“Back to your original shape and you’re still wearing shoes?” Lang Jing Feng imagined the scene of Bai Ruan wearing white shoes with four rabbit feet when he changed back to Xiao Bai furball and he almost became insane. “Baby, say something. “

“Don’t spew nonsense and call me that.” Bai Ruan lied with his eyes down, “Uncle made it for me. I don’t usually wear it. He does it for fun.”

“You don’t usually wear it…Then, can you give me one?” Lang Jing Feng asked with bright eyes.

Bai Ruan was wary. “What do you want it for?”

Lang Jing Feng smiled. “I want to string it and hang it around my neck to be blessed with learning abilities for my languages.”

“…Not giving! Not giving!” Bai Ruan was so ashamed that he wanted to knock Lang Jing Feng unconscious.

The author has something to say: 　　

Wanting to collect Teacher Xiao Bai’s little white shoes QAQ…

Yun Qing: The thing I fear most is Yun Zhen!

Heart Monster: …that’s not what your heart said.

Yun Qing: If you have the ability, transform into a few Yun Zhen and scare me to death.

Heart Monster: Dream on. I’m afraid you’ll be killed by too much pleasure. 

1

(Actual words:放酒瓶防止余震) When there is long waiting periods In times of earthquake, people would put inverted wine bottles on the table and go to bed. If the bottle were to be toppled/smashed it means that there is an earthquake and to run/hide.

2

(Actual word:三清) Refers to the three solemn gods enshrined in Taoism.

3

The emergency telephone number for the police.