Mob Devil's Guide To Surviving DxD

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Yes, it's been a while. It's Linnaeus (10 years old).

It's been about two months since that hellish battle.

For the past two months, I've been getting accustomed to the power of dragons and picked up some new familiars in the familiar forest.

Recently, I've been getting addicted to fighting with myself, I've been pushing my body the limits to find out how many punches I can strike in 1 hour.

I'm up to 30,000.

Muh, at this rate, I'm going to totally become a muscle brained monster.

Well, today I'm taking a break from training and going out after this.

I have a birthday party to attend tomorrow.

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For me, it's a person I haven't seen in a couple months,

A girl who seems to hate me for some reason and target number two for the Hikaru Genji plan.

My other childhood friend, Sona Sitri.

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Ah, this may be a bit sudden but...

――― We were kidnapped during the birthday party.

Apparently, some devils of the former Old maou group had snuck in, and it seemed like they were here to kidnap us and use us as bargaining ch.i.p.s against The Maou and those who support them. Me, Rias, Sona, Ravel so on and so forth.

It seems that a flag that have been planted a long time ago and finally been recovered ...　

-Is this really okay?

It's ok.

Even if I just went and got dragged into a alternate world created by the Old Maou faction and surrounded by dozens of high-level devils, I haven't really been caught yet.

So, if I'm alone, I can just smash a hole in this mini world and escape.

--Yes, if I'm alone.

Yup. Right next to me is Sona (Loli) and Rias (Loli).

With them here, I have no choice but to fight.

---Apparently there seems to be around 20 in total. 6 in the high class and 14 in the middle class.

---and there seems to be a few other high class hidden in the shadows.

Well, normally this would be an absolutely desperate situation. An absolute pinch.

A team like this would be an absolute threat to even ultimate class

But compared to facing a dragon king, honestly this is....

[Of course, don't compare me with this trash.]

Tiamat interjects her own statement while I'm in narrative mode.

---Oh, you're awake?

[So what are you going to do? wait to be rescued? Fight?]

Well, both are options.

But.

―――Aren't you a bit impatient?

[Muh, it doesn't matter, but with the current fusion level, isn't this the best time and place to test "That" out?]

Well you're right, the perfect punching bags came right to us, so there's no better chance than now to use "That", now is there?

[That's right, no one would mind if they die, so use it at your full leisure. They're dead anyway when either Sirzechs or Serafall get here.]

With those words acting as a switch, the jewel on my left hand began to glow strongly.

So after I calmed down the panicking Sona behind me with some low level hypnosis---

"Come on, trash - I'll end you all in a minute"

---I sent out a bold provocation to our would-be kidnappers.

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<Sona perspective>

Today is my tenth birthday. but also my first real social debut.

Many people have come to the birthday party, probably because I am the younger sister of the current satan Leviathan.

I wish it was just my mother, sister, and best friend Rias that I was celebrating with.

As for my father

――My father told me today that my fiance is coming too so I should get along with him.

Honestly I hate it, why do I have to get married to someone who is not even as good as me?

Just thinking about it gets me angry.

And not just a that...The person I hate the most is also here too.

The name is Linnaeus Chandraneel.

He is brilliance incarnate. An exceptional talent to such a degree that you can't help but have a hard time believing that he is a child.

If he wants to do something, there's nothing he cannot do. and even if he is being lazy, he always does it perfectly

―― Honestly, it's scary. How can anyone be that good at everything? Even with him out of school, I'm always being compared to him.

No matter what I do, I'm always second place when compared to him. I can't beat him in anything.

Not to mention, he's also a massive pervert. Always playing weird pranks on me any chance he gets, and it's because of him that Rias is a pervert too

I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!

but--

"Ah! Sona-chan~, It's me, Linnaeus. Haven't seen you in a long time. As cute as ever. Anyway ~happy birthday, Sona-chan～～♪."

I was about start criticizing him for his terrible singing, but before I had the chance to do that

--He patted my head.

Damn... He saw it coming and responded with a deadly surprise attack.

To be honest, this is what I hate the most about him.

Because he always does this, i can never win.

I had never liked someone touching my head. Not by anyone, not even by my mother and sister.

it's very s.e.n.s.i.t.i.v.e and always feels uncomfortable.

But--

"-Ah! sorry! but, um, my head, um, that, you (You're doing it again, always treating me like a child and patting my head! Ah~)"

When he does it, it always feels weirdly pleasant, and all my frustrations about him get blown away.

I suspect he's doing something, but I can't figure out what.

I hate it.

"--Fooh. No, sorry Sona-chan, your head is so fluffy I can't help but touch it every time. (and it looked like you were going to get mad so I countered unconsciously)"

"Eh? Ah, yeah. Well, don't let it happen. (at least ask next time)"

Wait... no.

A thought I didn't want to own up to flew by my head.

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"Hey, Sona, why don't we go over by the fountain? there's not many people there and we can now escape from your sister. "

my friend Rias proposed.

Yes, After the birthday party started, my sister was always sticking to my side, so I didn't have enough time to be with my friend Rias. if not for the fact that something seemed to have come up with my sister and lord sirzechs, we wouldn't have had this chance to escape.

Because I wanted to talk to them alone, instantly agreed.

"Hmm～～♪ Well then my birthday princess, shall we go?"

Linnaeus leads the way.

"-Um, we'll be noticed, so let's go quietly."

It's a little embarrassing, but my hand was held by Linnaeus's and we walked towards the fountain.

--Zssssss--

The endless voices which could be heard in the surrounding background completely disappeared, along with the sound of something being cut off.

What?

Where are we?!?

"... A bounded field?? No, that's not it, a different world?"

Linnaeus was holding my hand while making a difficult face, murmuring something under his breath.

"... Anyway, if it's just this then all I need to do is--" Nope, we can't have you doing that now, naughty kids. " "

When Linnaeus tried to raise his hand and do something, about 20 a.d.u.l.t devils appeared from the surrounding darkness.

"Sirzechs and Serafall's bloodline, if you're going to hold a grudge, hold your grudge against your thieving brother and sister."

Among the ones that surround us, a devil that seems to be the leader comes out to confront us.

"But don't worry, I won't kill you yet. you're very important hostages to us after all."

The leading a.d.u.l.t devil gazes at us.

"That is, we won't kill you, but.... hehehe, time flows differently here, so we have ample time before they even notice you've disappeared. Plenty of time to have some fun"

"Hey Razlan, I call dibs on the boy, I'll break him in thoroughly." the fat one Yelled.

"Oh, and the Little Gremory girl Is mine!" the skinniest one followed after.

"Okay okay, you too can have yours. as for the birthday girl..."

The leader of the group of stared at me.

"Let's "all" give her a wonderful birthday present. "

--Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary!

Why where we caught by these type of people?

"Sona?"

What do we do? What do we do? what we do? what we do? it's a scary scary scary scary scary!

Someone, anyone, please help!

"Sona!"

I heard the voice of Linnaeus. For some reason, he doesn't seem as scared as me. and neither does Rias

"Calm down, Sona. Take a deep breath and calm down. Look into my eyes and listen to my voice. I'll finish it soon, ok? "

A weird glow appeared from his eyes as he said that.

"Just focus on me, okay? Don't worry about them. Everything will be alright. Just focus on me. "

"... Yes"

Giving me a laugh, Linnaeus nodded, releasing my connected hand and patting my head as before.

"Good grief, just sit tight and watch--"

And after turning to face the a.d.u.l.t devils-

"Come on, trash - I'll end you all in a minute"

--Yes, I didn't have to do anything. I didn't have to worry. All I needed to do was watch him.

Just keep watching him...

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---little did Linnaeus know, he would come to regret this action.

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<Linnaeus perspective>

"What? This c.o.c.ky kid!"

Firstly, The fat devil who seems like nothing more than an accessory, is the first to get caught in the trap called provocation.

Haha, can you make this any less cliche?

Alright then, let's get started.

[Analysis]

A special subsystem built into the basic functions of Tristram. a type of divination spell that incorporates dozens of divination methods from around the world and different mythologies. It is then combined with high speed data analysis and high-speed recasting of said divination spells over and over for as many times as necessary.

In short, It is the love child of magic and data science.

In that moment, a stream of data flashed through my eyes at a millionth of a second

―――[Beginning High data divination]

―――[Analysis complete]

―――[Relaying data]

―――[Estimated threat level: minimal]

Everything about these men became known to me.

Everything.

Everything from their names, to their age, to the specific powers that they use, to their favorite food, to their s.e.x.u.a.l preference, to how many times do you sneezed this week.

All of it became visible to me in a stream of runic ones and zeros the only I could comprehend.

But I didn't read it all, I didn't have to. Honestly, in that stream of data, I could find nothing interesting.

---- did you seriously think you could survive the wrath of a super devil and a semi-super devil with just these stats? do you really believe that sealing magic of yours would work against them?

Are you joking?

[Boy, are you listening to me? The fat one...Kill him first! ]

With the voice of Tiamat urging me on, the glow of the jewel became stronger and a biometal like gauntlet covered my entire left arm. But that's how far it went, as if to say opponents before me are not worthy of the whole thing.

"Okie dokie, let's give this one a name, let's call it「――'The Imperial Fist' ]. . "

　Lets ☆ Start ☆ The ☆ Show!

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If you compare the scene, I wonder if he said that the little mouse, which should have been cornered, was warrior against the cat instead of biting.

The fat one was the first one to go, as he had his crotch caved in by a punch the force of an artillery shell

"What, what ?! this type of martial arts skill, it's, impressive but you're no match [email protected]#$&-%"

In the midst of battle, any stupid idiot that stops and speaks should be destroyed, Mob devil E was promptly punished by having all his teeth shoved directly into the back side of his throat.

"Shit, die!"

Devil F, fired a series of Elemental magic at Linnaeus. But this only served to speed up his death, as Linnaeus had a special hatred that isn't known to people.

"You're courting death!!"

He has an utter disdain to Elemental Magic and their users. Going as far as to call them a bunch of "Uncreative fools that should be wiped from the face of the earth"

Watching his subordinates get brutally murdered, mob boss A started yelling orders

"Hey, you idiots. grab the other brats! "

Nice idea, but not so fast.

Small fry devil G who tried to take Sona and Rias hostage was shot in the forehead by Linnaeus's patented [Forehead Finger flick of Doom] and had his brain turned to mush.

" " "What the hell is this kid, He's a Monster" " "

Small fry devils H, I, and J turned their backs on Linnaeus in order to escape. Forgetting that they had locked themselves in an enclosed space, had their legs chopped off my rogue [Destructo disk], as if to tell them that retreat was not an option.

As for the rest, they were quickly hunted down and crushed. Each using a different method.

From beginning to end, the fight only took 43 seconds

―――Complete eradication.

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"Stupid"

I thought it would be more difficult, but in the end, it didn't even take me a minute.

"--Linnaeus!"

Sona followed by a rias, who was a little farther away, approaches Linnaeus.

"Are you okay? Injured?"

Sona asked worriedly while touching Linnaeus's hands and feet.

"Ha ha, I'm okay, no damage, no damage"

---Basically, I attacked before my opponents could attack, so I wasn't tired, let alone injured.

"Oh, yes .---- that's good."

Confirming no injuries, Sona was finally content.

"Well, I knew you would never lose."

Rias, on the other hand, from beginning to the end, was never scared.

Not just because she believed her older brother would come save her, but mainly because she has absolute unwavering confidence in Linnaeus.

In her mind, the thing that could beat him does not exist and even if it did, it would only be temporary.

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With everything taken care of, it was time to return back and report this to the serafall.

Incidentally, no one but the siscon serafall had realized we had left.

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MY only regret is that I failed to notice the swelling depraved d.e.s.i.r.es within Sona's eyes.