Mob Devil's Guide To Surviving DxD

---Five years later---

location - London England.

In the Devil's society, there is approximately three ways to rise up the ranks. The fastest method would probably be the rating games. this is the modern day method of climbing up the ranks. joining a peerage and showing your stuff for the world to see.

The second method would be military honor. Defeating the enemies of the satans, hunting down the bounties on strays, so on and so forth. Aside from being a bounty hunter, there's not much combat lately with angels and fallen angels so this has falling into a relatively slow method nowadays.

The last tried and true method that will always guarantee your promotion as long as you stick to it, the most ancient job of the devil, contracts. Granting human wishes, getting paid with compensation, and racking up points in preparation for a promotion.

That's where I'm at right now, heading towards my 5th contractor today.

-------- 3rd person view point

"Thank you for choosing [Devil May Cry Industries]. Our motto is [Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap]. My name is Sebastian, How may I be of service today?" Lin says for precisely the two hundredth time and flashes his most rehearsed smile. His current appearances that of a tall black-haired gentleman in a suit.

Standing in front of him, the summoner. a short-statured man who obviously wasn't a winner in the genetic lottery.

The short-statured man, who seems absolutely shocked that this summoning even worked, stammers as he tries to places his order.

"I.. I saw your information online. You're the one they called the cyber devil right? you're the one that grants wishes for a price. right?"

"The one and only. Now how may I help you? and please make this quick, I'm on a tight schedule"

"yeah, this"

The man holds out a photograph of two people, a 20-something caucasian woman, and a man who could only be described as her husband or boyfriend.

Lin look at the picture intensely, 'This type of wish again? what's with people always wanting to steal other people's girls... well, I'm not about to judge, but still, this is the 26th guy. The ninth one in a row. Damn, i never should have posted my summoning information on that Loveless loser discussion forum'.

"I can already guess what you wants. It's about her right?"

"yes..yes. you're right. It's about her. It's about love. true love"

*sigh*

"You want her to..."

"Yes, I want her to... disappear"

"Got it, you want her to disa... wait, what?" upon hearing that, Lin nearly collapsed on the spot. If he was drinking something, he would undoubtedly spit it out. this type of request was... new, to say the least.

"Disappear, gone, vanished, erased, out of the picture. I want that thieving bitch away from my man"

Seeing the short man rant and rave on and on about true love and all that, Lin thought for a few seconds and said:

"This are my personal guess, but, you not only want to get rid of her, but also want him to love you, yes?"

With a snapping neck turn he responded: "Yes yes yes yes yes. I want his love. I want all of it. please, make him mine."

He was prepared to pay anything. Even his soul.

Although Lin has previously dealt with contracts involving love and l.u.s.t, this was the first time he's dealt with one so... genuine. this was the first time he's actually seen male yandere eyes.

"This can be done."

"Now, the price. I can tell by the luxury of the furniture and the view outside, that you're not exactly lacking in wealth are you?"

"I may be the owner of a billion-dollar company, I may be a career politician, but money and power cannot buy me true happiness. Money alone cannot bring him to my side"

Lin resisted the urge to smack him upside the head.

"You are truly correct sir, and that has brought you to me"

"Yes, that has brought me to you. So what will the price be, my eternal soul?"

"No no no, what do I look like? a politician? we don't do the soul taking thing anymore"

while handing him the contract, Lin continues "Well. How about 30% of your company stocks?"

"Deal, god knows I have more than enough money for several lifetimes anyway. besides, those other shareholders are no different from devils themselves either"

"you're right about that, some guy even sold me his daughter just to get advantage over his business competitor" Lin lamented thinking about that young girl he now owns as his property.

" Haha. I've seen worse. I've seen people sell entire families just for meager profit in the percentile. By the way, my name is Thomas. I'll be in your care from now on. if I have another wish, I'll be sure to summon you"

"Likewise we at [Devil May Cry Industries] will always answer. "

With that, the 200th contract was signed. A big fish was caught, and with a little bit of mind control and memory modification, new love was formed.

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"3 months, 200 contracts, not bad if I do say so myself. At this rate, I should be able to fill the quota in no time. and Thomas, with his political connections and company as a springboard, I can get into contact with rich and powerful people who would gladly sell their souls to devils for extra profit"

As Lin was celebrating silently, he got a psychic message.

one of the many familiars he had released into the Leviathan territory had finally found its target.

An energy signature that was obviously at Satan class. But has remained in a single spot without any sign of moving. a very remote, small and hidden storage area in the Leviathan territory. a place rarely visited and with no guards patrolling it.

"Finally, it took me two years, but I finally found you."

I teleport from my current location into the small underground room. lying there in the coffin like bed was a single woman. No, not a woman, she is more a girl in her late teens.

"There you are, sleeping beauty"

This girl is none other than one of the only two remaining descendants of the former satan Leviathan.

Ingvild leviathan