Monster Inn Rectification Report

Looking back at her eighteen years of life, Xie Fei was most embarrassed than playing hide-and-seek in elementary school. Unfortunately, Ban Hua took off his pants when climbing a ladder, showing a glaring face in front of a group of friends. However, compared to this moment, what is it, after all, he was underage at that time!

Because of being too ashamed, Xie Fei's thinking was frozen, and he could not withdraw his hand in the first time.

He was stunned, feeling cold on the top of his head, as if being blown by the yin wind, and then he heard the sound of frost and cold that seemed to be frozen by ice for ten thousand years, with gnashing teeth: "Hand, take, open."

Xie Fei hurriedly retracted his hand and shrank into the corner. He found that Yuli's facial features were a little distorted-because the face of the bearded man at the moment was even a bit hideous.

The word "pill" kept echoing in his mind, Xie Fei just wanted to hug her weak self.

However, the tragedy didn't happen. I don't know if the pain was excessive and caused weakness, or considering that there were two other uninformed persons in the car, Yu Li just closed his eyes and inhaled one after another. The breathing rate was faster than usual.

Xie Fei waited for a long time, but before the fury came, and no one in the car spoke, his thoughts inevitably spread again.

The palm of his hand was a little hot, Xie Fei turned his head and looked out the window uncomfortably. There was no view of the road at night, except for the dangling street lights.

However, even staring at the street lamp couldn't restrain his association in the direction of disharmony.

In fact, it's really a bit too talented, and I can't see it at all. Xie Fei commented secretly with a bit of enthusiasm. He didn't know if the development of the demon was better than that of the human, or it was due to the original form.

Thinking of the original shape, Xie Fei's heart moved.

He observed Yu Li through the reflection of the car window and saw that the other party was still maintaining the same posture, so he secretly took out his mobile phone, logged in to the search page under cover, and quickly typed a line of words.

In the next second, millions of search results were displayed on the page, and Xie Fei clicked one blindly, and someone answered like this--

The ocean is respected by the blue whale, which is 2.4 meters long.

The land is headed by elephants and can be 2 meters long.

"..."

It doesn't feel much like it.

He also wanted to expand his knowledge and found that the car had already entered Xining Village.

On the way back from the garage to the inn, Yu Li took the lead, and the other three followed carefully.

Xie Fei saw that Yu Li stepped so far, he couldn't help but let go of his heart. It seemed that everything was fine...

When he arrived at the inn, Yu Li kicked open the fence gate, attracting the suspicion of the guests in the front yard.

He kept his eyes straight and went straight forward, Xie Fei had to stay and apologize with a smile, while Ah Fu looked like weeping, full of sadness: "The boss is so angry, I am afraid that I will not see the sun tomorrow. , Please let the little one call you master again. May you enjoy immortality forever, and your longevity and heaven."

Xie Fei: "..."

He felt that the pot was mainly his own, so he comforted Ah Fu: "Don't worry, wait for me to check the situation. If there is nothing serious, you can turn around and admit your mistake."

Ah Fu nodded listlessly, looking not expecting much.

Xie Fei believes that being a boss should make employees more dependent and trustworthy. He hurried to the kitchen to squeeze a glass of juice and went to the fire extinguishing business alone.

However, the door to Yuli's bedroom was closed tightly, and Xie Fei knocked for a long time and no one answered.

Is it too angry to be missing again?

Xie Fei tried to unscrew the doorknob, but found that it was not locked, so he went in by himself.

There was no one in the room, Xie Fei looked around and asked if he was in the bathroom?

Seeing that the bathroom door was open, he yelled twice, and before he could answer, he plucked up the courage and walked over.

Xie Fei covered his eyes with one hand and poked his head cautiously. "Brother, if you don't speak, I will really come in."

He listened with his ears upright, and quietly, he opened his closed fingers slightly and observed from the gaps between them-there was still no one.

"Are you really gone?" Xie Fei muttered.

"what are you doing?"

A sudden voice sounded, Xie Fei was startled, and turned around to see Yu Li, who had changed his disguise, standing behind him, his face sinking like water.

"Brother, where did you come from?" Could it be that someone was outside just now?

Yu Li didn't pay attention to him, but moved his eyes down and looked at his violet sweater-a wet mark on his chest, which was the juice that was accidentally splashed when Xie Fei moved too hard when he turned around.

"I'm sorry!" Xie Fei hurriedly put the water glass aside, and pulled off a towel to help Yu Li wipe it off, but as soon as he touched his chest, he was caught.

"Are you determined to seduce me today?"

"I do not……"

"Heh." Yu Li sneered, "Why, I finally realized that I committed the crime at 11:15 midnight 24 days ago, and worried that I would punish you?"

Xie Fei was dizzy by this long series of attributives, and waited for her to slowly recall--oh, it's the "boyfriend" thing.

He wanted to laugh a little, so he could only hold it back forcibly, knowing that continuing to break it would only make the situation worse. After all, Yu Li's thinking is often independent of another world, and he may step on the pain point of the other party again and secretly. Lead the topic: "Will you punish me then?"

Yu Li was silent for a moment: "I don't have domestic violence."

Xie Fei was stunned, then laughed out a dimple.

A few days after Yuan Yajiang fled in embarrassment, Yu Li threw him a household registration booklet, which showed that he had officially become the Yu family-even though Yu Li was still angry at the time, he still fulfilled his promise.

He and Yu Li are now a genuine family.

"Then you will punish Brother Afu?" Xie Fei took advantage of the situation and asked, anxious for the employees' urgency.

Yu Li couldn't see any emotion and asked, "That bat asked you to intercede?"

"No, I think Brother Afu is a bit pitiful." Historical experience tells Xie Fei that he can only deny that he wants to pass the customs. He deliberately sighed: "Brother Afu was stigmatized for no reason, and accidentally hurt you. He is ashamed and regretful, and he has no face to see you, saying that no matter how you want to be punished, he should take it calmly..."

"Hey, he has such a high level of consciousness?" Yu Li was not deceived, and pointed a clear path for Xie Fei. "It's not impossible to plead for him."

Seeing Xie Fei looking at him expectantly, Yu Li added unhurriedly: "Please please me."

"..." This condition would be too simple if it were normal, but Yu Li had been angry for a long time, Xie Fei was a bit blinded, thinking about it and asking: "How can I please you?"

Yu Li only pulled the corners of his mouth for unknown reasons, and walked over him into the bathroom.

Xie Fei frowned, not feeling simple.

He followed Yu Li, and when he saw that the other party opened the closet door and searched for something, he sneaked in. Before he could see clearly, Yu Li had closed the cabinet door and turned his face away.

Xie Fei was startled when she rubbed the elastic, warm skin on her lips.

Suddenly, Yu Li covered his face and retreated suddenly, causing the objects on the shelf behind him to snap to the ground.

"I don't even want to seduce me!" Yu Li couldn't hide his blush when there was no disguise, and even the movements were full of girlish shyness. He covered his face and reprimanded sternly, completely lacking the aura that he should have as a demon tyrant.

Xie Fei's shame was diminished in an instant, he held back his smile, his heart itchy.

But he didn't know how to explain. There were so many coincidences today that made him a little bit suspicious of his motives, so there was only silence.

However, Yu Li's face is really soft...

Seeing him not speaking, Yu Li snorted coldly, gestured to wipe his face, hesitated to put his hand down, and then raised it unwillingly. After repeated several times, he hammered down the wall in a gloomy manner, and the tiles immediately spread like a spider web. Crack.

In the end, Yu Li decided not to embarrass herself anymore, enduring the shame and said: "Raise your face." After speaking, he quickly emphasized: "No eyes closed, no mouth opened!"

Xie Fei: "..."

Okay, don't describe it as if he wants to kiss.

The pungent smell of alcohol floated in the air, Xie Fei stared at the glass vial and cotton swab in Yu Li's hand, only to realize that the other party was going to help him wipe the medicine.

The cotton swab touched the blood stains on the upper side of the face that was scratched, and it was cool and a bit tingling.

Xie Fei stared at Yu Li intently, even deliberately controlling the blinking frequency, but the other party was still provoking: "What are you staring at me for? Are you dissatisfied with me?"

"...Brother, you are so handsome."

"Don't miss Xiao miss me!"

"..."

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When the band-aid was put on his face, Xie Fei took a picture in the mirror, and found that there was a peach heart on it, and couldn't help but wonder: "Brother, you actually use such a cute thing."

"It was given to me by an actress." Yu Li frowned and said casually: "But I don't know her very well, nor have I said a few words, just know each other."

"……Oh."

Yu Li stared at him coldly: "You go outside and wait, I want to change my clothes."

Xie Fei was obedient and obedient. He waited in the other party's bedroom for a while, and saw Yu Li, who had changed his vest and sweatpants, came out. He looked at him expressionlessly, and said after a moment, "Take off."

"Ok??"

Seeing Xie Fei questioning his instructions, Yu Li raised his chin and asked high up: "Don't want to please me?"

"You told me to take it off here." Xie Fei wore a down jacket today, and he opened the zipper openly: "Don't scold me again."

Yu Li looked unhappy, but didn't say anything.

There was no air conditioner in the room, and Xie Fei got goose bumps just after he left the down jacket. He endured the cold and pulled the hem of the T-shirt with his arms crossed. When he wanted to take off again, he listened to Yu Li yelling furiously: "I just Let you take off your coat, why are you doing this—"

"Frivolous." Xie Fei helped to explain everything.

Yu Li became angry, and it took a long while to shake his finger in the direction of the big bed: "Go up!"

Xie Fei raised his eyebrows, not worried that Yu Li would do anything discordant. The other party was more innocent than him, so he simply sat on the edge of the bed.

"I, I let you on the treadmill!" Yu Li suspected that Xie Fei didn't want to please him at all, just wanted to **** him off!

Xie Fei was silent, turned his head and saw the treadmill parallel to the big bed, and at the same time he had an ominous premonition.

really.

"I have specially customized a scientific fitness plan for you." Yu Li's originally straightened mouth slightly cocked, obviously quite proud.

"..."

"Your body is too weak, otherwise you won't be besieged by a group of mortals and will not fight back."

"..."

Xie Fei was just afraid of hurting those old men and old ladies, and he was fighting hard, Yu Li, don’t you know! The other party was just to toss him and found a good-sounding reason.

But Yu Li's breath has been suffocating for a month, and if he keeps holding it, he may decide what to do. It would be nice to be willing to vent it at this moment.

He nodded his head as if he was dead: "Okay, it's just shut up and open your legs, no problem!"

Xie Fei thought that his physical fitness was enough to deal with Yu Li's difficulties, but more than an hour later...

"Brother, I, I can't do it, really..."

Xie Fei sat slumped with sweat, embarrassed as if he had just been salvaged from the water. He panted, his arms on the floor trembling.

I think his physical strength is among the best among his peers. Although he doesn't have the habit of fitness, he doesn't do heavy and rough work less. He also has to go up and down the mountain from time to time. The amount of exercise every day is definitely not small.

But after all, he is just a human being, how can he be compared with the thousand-year old demon?

"Tsk, less than an hour and a half." Yu Li sneered. Although he sweated a lot, he didn't pant at all.

Xie Fei lay down on the floor like a dead fish, and said weakly: "I tried my best, brother, are you happy? Did I please you?"

Originally, Yu Li wanted to say “Am I so good to coax me?”, but staring at Xie Fei’s wet eyes and the sweat bead hanging in the corners of his eyes, he felt like the other party was crying, and suddenly a little uncomfortable. Even want to compromise. But I was really unwilling to build up the momentum and then collapsed, easily succumbed to the other's coquettish please, so dryly said: "At least, at least for a month."

"Okay, I absolutely insist." Anyway, Yu Li is often absent. As long as Yinsu is bribed, who knows if he insists.

Perhaps Xie Fei's answer was too quick, Yu Li's face was suspicious, half-squinted and said, "Give me the phone."

Xie Fei didn't know, so she got up with difficulty, took out the phone from the pocket of the down jacket, and handed it to the other party.

Yu Li had already entered his fingerprints in all of Xie Fei's electronic devices. At this time, he pressed his thumb and the screen was immediately unlocked, "I will give you the next monitoring app, as long as--"

On the search page that has not yet been closed, a full page of search results is still displayed, and titles of different lengths have the same red color——

Which animal is the biggest.

Yu Li: "………………"

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