Spend the weekend in the game of loading corpses on the bed.

On Monday, Qiang cheered up and went to work.

When the regular meeting was held in the afternoon, Chu Li found that a wave of torture had not passed, and a new round of blows came: Editor-in-chief Yu Yao assigned the task of the June issue of Moonlight magazine at the Monday regular meeting, and the newcomer Chu Li And the half-new person Xiaoniao was assigned to the "Frontispiece Project" column—

"Frontispiece Project" is also called "Frontispiece Project". It is the ghost thing on the front page of the magazine before the magazine catalogue. The theme of "Frontispiece Project" will be different according to the content of the monthly magazine. Some are new books to be published by the publisher. Advertising preheat; some will start a special discussion on the current hot topic; sometimes it is simply to plan a topic, and then find some interesting related content to fill it in.

The theme of the headline project for this June issue is "Children's Fun". Yu Yao hopes that the editors can find some authors to write some childhood interesting things or related stories to attract readers...

Chu Li: "How do you plan for this first volume?"

Lao Miao: "You think about it yourself."

Chu Li: "Which authors are you looking for?"

Lao Miao: "You think about it yourself."

Chu Li: "What the **** did this first volume project do?"

Lao Miao: "I don't know. In fact, few readers like to read this stuff, but other magazines have them, so we have to have them too."

First gift: "..."

………what? No, others have it, so we have to have it too? Other magazines give editors a monthly salary of 5,000 year-end bonuses. Why don’t you take a good look and learn?

Throughout the meeting, Chuli was bewildered.

Until the end of the meeting, Yu Yao probably couldn't see Lao Miao, a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. He kindly told her that because it was done in cooperation with Xiaoniao, you can ask her or two of them if you don’t. Let’s discuss together... After hearing what Yu Yao said, Chuli nodded reflexively and didn’t doubt too much—

Many years later, Chu Li concluded that at this time, I still had many unrealistic illusions about "human nature". This was the most stupid and hopeless point.

A few days later.

[The ghost behind you: Al is still a missing person, ah, how are you? 】

[The navy invited by the monkey: a hanging emoticon package. 】

[The ghost behind you: Ah, let's have a little fun, do this business and know so many authors, do you feel super happy? I still remember that we used to chase after Hiukawa and Jiang Yucheng's buttocks together, and now you can talk to Hiukawa! Also went to his house! what! The signature is definitely not a problem, right? Super envious! 】

[The navy invited by the monkey: The probability of meeting lunatics and thunderbolts in this business is definitely much higher than that of the author... And now the only few signatures that Hiukawa has given me are the ones with the official seal on the contract, It will be handed over to the organization next Monday, and there is no possibility that it will be cut and pasted on the headboard. 】

[The ghost behind you: Huh? So miserable... what about other authors? Who else did you know? How about those big people? 】

First gift: "..."

Facing a series of questions from a friend, Chuli sighed and became paralyzed in his seat, and rolled his eyes to the ceiling: Agui had the idea, other authors...

She really hopes to know a few.

Ask God to sue the Buddha's hope.

The entire frontispiece planning task that was assigned on Monday, the first ceremony was very unsuccessful. First of all, there is no manuscript fee for writing this stuff. To find the author to write this for you for free is purely to see if the relationship between the author and the editor is hard enough...

The newcomer of Chuli arrived at first, and there was an author who knew him well.

So the whole project has been in place for a few days, and Chuli didn’t invite a single author Mao... She didn’t know a few authors, and the biggest name among the authors she knew was her Xiao Bailian, she didn’t think about it. Ask him for help, but when I thought that the night before I started, I had personally knocked on the author's bold ambition to help others publish a book, but before the book came out, I knelt down and begged him for help. It was embarrassing.

Si Lai wanted to go and finally gave up at Chuli, but tried to find Shirakawa-now I concluded afterwards that I probably had the courage of the bear heart and leopard, because the whole dialogue process was like this-

[The navy invited by the monkey: Teacher, it’s like this, can you please do me a favor? For the frontispiece of the June issue, we are going to make a theme about "childhood", inviting authors to talk about childhood memories and childhood fun. Such short paragraphs... a total of three pages, what I need here is about a thousand words, can the teacher write such a draft for us if it is convenient? 】

[The navy invited by the monkey: please teacher! 】

[The navy invited by the monkey: 800 words are fine! 】

[The navy invited by the monkey: Just write a composition for the college entrance examination! It won’t take you twenty minutes! 】

[The navy invited by the monkey:...Why don't I write a paragraph and sign your name at the end? Like "the sky has never left traces of flying birds, but bird droppings prove that they have been-Hikawa"? 】

[Hirukawa:? 】

Above, in a series of choreographies of Chuli, the dialogue finally ended with a ruthless and disgusting "?" In the fish tank at the door!

At this moment, Comrade Agui was ruthlessly stabbed to the pain point, and Chuli once again had to face this **** and unbearable past... After thinking about it for a while, she couldn’t sit still anymore. She glanced at the lunch break. Stand up in your own position, and ran to the side of the bird’s seat across the aisle—

Who was the bird chatting with at the time, and the cute emojis could fly. Feeling someone approaching, she quickly closed the chat window, turned her head and smiled cutely at Chuli: "Why are you here?"

Chuli did not pay attention to her concealed behavior, and pulled the chair beside Xiaoniao and asked: "Did you find the author? How do you do this first volume project? Can I write a paragraph by myself, put it up, and sign the final. : Hikawa."

Little bird: "I didn't find it, I don't know how to do it, and I can't."

First gift: "..."

Putting his stomach spit back into his stomach, Chuli rubbed his eyebrows with a headache: "I have asked several authors these days, and probably everyone thinks I am insane. Either I don’t answer it or I just refuse it. There is no contribution fee. It’s a waste of energy for a family to be an author for charity?"

Xiaoniao's answer was quite unexpected, she said with an innocent look: "I don't know what to do, I am also a newcomer... But I have done so many issues before, so there is always another way. Right?"

After thinking about it, I sighed, and if I thought it was impossible, I asked Yu Yao or Lao Miao cheeky if I could use their names to find a few authors who had previously published manuscripts in "Moonlight" to try...

Thinking that this could be considered a way, he stood up and said to buy lunch at the supermarket, left the office and walked halfway down the corridor, suddenly wanted to hush, so he temporarily diverted to the toilet—

After responding to nature's call, she stood up and was about to flush. Chuli suddenly heard the sound of high-heeled shoes coming from outside. With a ghostly gesture, Chuli retracted his hand that was about to be placed on the flush button.

The people who came were Xiaoniao and Axiang.

Chuli hesitated, did not go out to say hello to them, but backed away, and then heard two colleagues walking back one after another, the sink tap was turned on, and the sound of running water came. The voice of the elephant: "Little Bird, why don't you tell Chu Li, Lao Miao has already contacted Suo Heng and Nian Nian about Hippo?"

The first ceremony was stunned.

After a long time, the sound of running water stopped, and the bird's voice rang—it still sounded so harmless to humans and animals: "Hey, the author that Lao Miao found for me was not the author I found. Why should I tell her?"

Axiang: "Aren't you working on this project together? In case Chuli thinks that none of your authors have been found, many other authors have been found, and the layout will be difficult to arrange..."

Axiang said halfway, and the little bird laughed, giggling and said, "It would be nice to find a lot of authors. Do you think that the three pages are divided equally according to the number of authors? Hahaha, if she finds a few by then A deadly transparent author who is not known at all, is suppressed by them every year, and the pictures of seven or eight authors squeezed into one page are beautiful!"

Axiang glanced at the smiling little bird in the mirror, and hesitated: "...isn't this bad?"

The little bird stopped smiling, glanced at Ah Xiang from the mirror, and said lightly: "Then you can help her."

Ah Xiang stopped talking immediately.

The little bird took a piece of paper from the paper toweler, wiped his hands, and then threw it into the trash can in a group: "Lao Miao helped me find the author instead of helping Chuli, his meaning should be quite obvious..."

Ah Xiang asked: "What do you mean?"

Xiaoniao tidyed his hair: "You should know that Yuanyue Club is about to go public, and it needs to increase its valuation to start recruiting employees? Generally in this situation, regardless of the success or failure of the company's listing, there will be large-scale layoffs in the end... "

Axiang: "Is that so?"

The little bird hummed softly, the strange tone in her tone was different from her usual harmless appearance in the office: "So, everything is said first come first, right? How can I let some people come later? Top? After all, it’s enough for the newcomer in the editorial department of our magazine to have me. What's more, she didn’t do a good job either. Isn’t she using the Hikawa contract as an excuse to be lazy? Why do you want Chu Li to come over? Really, let her go to "Star Trails"?"

As the little bird talked, her smile bloomed and laughed again, pulled Axiang away, and asked her intimately what she would like to eat at noon as she walked out...

"I want to eat ice cream, Axiang, can you invite me to eat ice cream?"

The two moved further and further, until the sound of footsteps and conversation disappeared at the end of the aisle—from the penultimate compartment, the sound of the toilet flushing came to mind. For a long time, Chu Li walked out of the compartment expressionlessly. When I came to the mirror, I put on the lipstick and pressed the nose and cheeks with powder.

After applying makeup, she looked at the person in the mirror carefully, her face still wasn't that pretty.

I took out my mobile phone and tried to find someone to complain, but found that the person I was looking for subconsciously was no longer in my friends list. My messy heart suddenly became even more irritable. Chuli frowned, found [the ghost behind you], and sent out a message—

[The navy invited by the monkey: Oh my God! Fresh! ! I seem to have met the legendary office bullying! ! 】

[The Ghost Behind You: Black Question Mark Face Emoji]

Fifteen minutes later.

Chuli returned to the office with lunch. When passing by the fish tank, she suddenly realized that something was wrong inside and went backwards-a tank of parrot fish was swimming leisurely, Chuli bent over and stared at the fish tank for a long time, and finally found it. What's wrong... I took the passing Lao Li and asked, "Hey Lao Li, why is the scavenger fish that the editor-in-chief put in last week?"

Lao Li: "I don't know, eat the parrot fish, don't this fish eat everything?"

Chu Li: "Huh?"

The little bird stood up with a smile while holding the lunch box: "These parrot fish have moved in from the "Moonlight" editorial department. They have been living well without the scavenger!"

Chu Li: "?"

The little bird's smile became more brilliant: "Don't understand, a stable ecological environment does not require additional outsiders."

First gift: "..."

Seeing his face reflected on the fish tank, Chuli paused, and straightened up to look at the bird — maybe the expressionless appearance was too scary to make the latter stunned, but soon, Chuli She spread a smile, and silently squeezed the plastic bag in her hand. She nodded, and said in a calm, soft tone: "Oh, then this scavenger fish died a bit wronged."

The little bird stared at her for a while, making sure that there was no emotion on her face, and then retracted his head with a sigh of relief.

Chu Li returned to her seat with her lunch, resisting the urge to buckle the ten-dollar box lunch on someone's head, she put the expensive box lunch on her table, forcibly remained calm and turned on the computer. I want to see something "Saw Fright" presses down the suffocating suffocation in the body...

Then I found a guy who came to die—

Dididi.

[System Message] ["Mr. Missing" requests to add friends, is it approved? 】

Additional message: young girl, come online dating?

Chu Li: "…………"

Ugly rejection.

The author has something to say: Someone came back secretly and insisted on chapter 1.9 anyhow! !

Don't look down on people! ! Continue 66 red envelopes, a random 500 points! !

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