Chuli cooked the porridge, and first filled a large bowl of unsalted ones for Ergou, and then added a little salt to the pot-the minced meat and green vegetable porridge was very fragrant, and after a while the taste of rice mixed with minced meat drifted from the kitchen go out…

When Chu Li walked out with the pot, the man was holding the photocopy of the proofreader in the corner of the sofa and looked seriously. The crayon Xiaoxin pajamas on his body were obviously short, showing a large white ankle. -Er Gouzi's head rested on his thighs and his thighs slept around and he didn't know if he passed out from hunger. He opened his eyes when he heard footsteps and his ears moved.

Chuli put the porridge pot on the table: "Teacher Hikawa, I found that your pajamas don't fit well."

The man huddled in the corner of the sofa was motionless, slowly turning over the proofreader in his hand, without raising his head, his voice was fascinating, confident and steady: "Doesn't it look good?"

Chuli was silent: "It's pretty, but I heard you're almost thirty."

The man finally lifted his gaze from the edge of the book, staring at Chu Li, his eyes sharp, and he paused: "I just turned twenty-seven last month."

Chu Li: "But this is Crayon Shin-Chan. It's not appropriate for you to turn seventeen last month."

Shirakawa continued to stare at Chuli indifferently: "My niece bought it for me, and she likes it."

Is your niece a well-known back pot man? Long Yang.

Chu Li: "Oh."

Shirakawa: "Her taste is quite problematic, just like the painter who likes to wash my feet and is clamoring to buy her paintings, and in the middle of the night, she is still clamoring for me to grab something for her..."

The man showed the standard facial expression of old people's forgetfulness.

First Gift: "Special Code."

Zhou Chuan said in an old man's tone: "Yes, that's it. The first fifty is limited. Hey, I don't know what the **** it is, the taste is low."

Chu Li: "...I just want to say that I actually gave this pajama to my friend, and I loved the cocoon. I am not happy if you say that, teacher."

At that time, Mr. L had his birthday, and I didn’t know what to give, so he bought a Crayon Shin-chan pajamas to tease him... That guy’s harvest address was still a vague collection point, very mysterious, and Chu Li even laughed at that time—

Li fell into reminiscence at the time, and did not notice that the man sitting on the sofa calmly raised the proof book in his hand and blocked his face. When the voice sounded again, it was so steady that there was no trace of flaws: "Friend? Boyfriend." ?"

Chu Li: "...Netizen."

The man smiled strangely after proofreading the book: "What age is it, online dating."

First gift: "..."

Chuli was too lazy to be serious nonsense with him, turned to the kitchen, took out Ergou’s share of porridge and poured it into the dog food bowl, then washed his hands, took out two new sets of bowls and spoons from the cupboard, rinsed them and held them. The bowl chopsticks walked to Hiukawa and stood still: "Teacher Hiukawa, eat."

Shirakawa raised his head and looked at the little girl with short hair standing in front of him holding a bowl of chopsticks and a spoon...That magical feeling came again-there was a little girl in her early twenties, half a head shorter than him, and thin. Like a washboard, she can fly like a kite as if a gust of wind blows over. She rolled her sleeves, her fingertips were slightly moist, holding two sets of spoons, standing in front of him, wearing his slippers, she was right He said: Eat.

Life.

Zhou Chuan sighed: "Wonderful."

Chu Li: "???"

Hiukawa stood up, stood on the sofa, bent over and stared at Chure condescendingly for a while, then carried the photocopy that had been taken by Chure’s baby for many days under his armpit and jumped off the sofa. , Passing by Chu Li, who was holding the bowl and chopsticks in place, walked to the table and sat down, twisted his head and said: "What is it, are you hungry?"

Chuli followed to the table and took out a chair to sit down. Hiukawa took the soup spoon and scooped a spoonful of porridge for each of the two bowls. One of the bowls was pushed to Chuli, and he took the other bowl-so far, It's all normal. After Chuli thanked him in a low voice and touched his hungry stomach, thinking that he could finally eat a bite of hot porridge after a busy night, but just after eating a bite, he heard a spoon coming from his side and put it in the bowl. The crisp sound.

"Hey."

"I have a name."

"Banana Man."

"?" Chu Li raised his head with a dazed expression, "What?"

"The decoration you put on the table matches your image very well," Hiukawa said expressionlessly.

Chu Li: "…………"

I lifted up the skirt and yelled "Shiwu Da.**" to show you?

Chuli looked up in the air, Hikawa dragged the thick copy on the table, and knocked with his fingers: "I've seen it all. The proofreading is very good, although the proofreading marks are a bit shocking and scared me. A jump—"

"what?"

Also shocked you? … Blame me, so don’t make so many typos. The printer is only responsible for printing and does not have the advanced function of printing your correct words into the wrong ones!

"Especially here," the man turned over 75% of the photocopy, and Chuli raised his head and glanced up, and saw that he had used a red pen to type a huge chapter on the entire chapter of "Mythical Beast Lao Si Xi De Lin Zi". Her eyelids trembled before she even had time to say anything, and she heard Hikawa say indifferently, "The pen is penetrating through the back of the paper, here, it is simply cut through... I have never seen such an emotional Proofreading traces."

First gift: "..."

You see it now.

Hiukawa's slender fingertips picked up the photocopy: "Why, do you think my chapter is terrible, and you look angry?"

No, I think the person who wrote this chapter **** and makes me angry.

Chuli thought for a while: "Do you want to know?"

Hiukawa propped his chin with one hand, squinted and smiled like a fox and said, "Yes."

Chuli cleared his voice, put down his spoon, straightened his waist, and sat tightly and tried to make himself look professional and convincing: "Let’s put it this way, Hiukawa, please pay attention, the next thing is for Hiukawa—I As a former fan and reader, I confessed to you. In fact, I think this chapter is very interesting, creative and impressive. Especially when I saw that the old man was the same as myself. The same son was so scared that he turned around and churned for three and a half weeks, I even laughed out...If you don't believe this, you can ask the old Miao."

Hikawa raised his eyebrows.

Chuli took a deep breath: "The next thing to say to Mr. Hikawa... Teacher, as your fan, I am also a professional editor. When you nodded and agreed to give me the proofreading work of this book, even the editor in charge. When the position is handed over to me, I must be responsible for the content of this book-"The Book of Luohe" is a full-age oriental fantasy novel. In the future, it will be officially sold in the book market and it will enter bookstores. It is the most prominent best-selling book in the bookstore. Everyone who passes by it may be attracted to it. Pick it up and read it—it includes men, women, the elderly, and children..."

Hiukawa lowered his eyebrows, "Go on."

Chu Li: "As an editor, I cannot destroy the greater possibility of this book because of my personal love, or even the love of some people-it should be for everyone, right? Everyone is qualified to be it. Readers of... I can’t just add or stuff things into it that might be unacceptable to other people just because I like it.”

Chu Li: "For example, Teacher Xia, the editor-in-chief of the final review of the Yuanyue News Agency, sees two wild beasts falling in love and killing each other and giving birth to a baby, and their blood vessels will burst."

Chu Li: "I will be deducted from my salary."

Chuli: "You will be questioned about your level."

He stretched out his hand and gently closed the book that she had drawn the shocking red cross, and Chuli smiled: "It's not a good thing to lose all three."

Zhou Chuan stared at Chuli, staring at it earnestly. For a long time, the man curled his lips and squinted his eyes and laughed: "You are right, it makes sense."

Chu Li sighed in his heart, feeling that it was not easy for his mother to pass this level. He smirked face to face with the man. At this time, he heard the man say indifferently: "Do you think I would say that?"

"..."

Chuli's smile stiffened on his lips, and Shirakawa also narrowed his smile. : "Listen to your nonsense."

Chuli lowered his head awkwardly, picking up the porridge, and whispered stubbornly: "The trust between people is gone..."

"From the first day you met, you have always used this coercive and persuasive method to draw me a flatbread. You won’t be fooled for the first time, and neither will you now. If you want to know why, just look in the mirror. Know how bad your acting skills are, play with me? Huh." The man mercilessly threw the photocopy to the side.

First gift: "..."

Sorry, this poor acting skill caught your eyes.

After all, it is as gentle as the Jade Young Master, and the ever-changing Sakura in the literary world, the number one actor, even Oscar owes you a golden man—

You and other ordinary people, dare to be presumptuous in front of you, it is indeed a crime worthy of death.

Chuli lowered his head and drank the porridge seriously. He was drinking happily. Suddenly he caught a glimpse of the man slowly picking up the spoon again, and then suddenly stopped: "But I agree with the broken cake you painted this time."

The first ceremony was stunned.

"It turned out to be more useful than Lao Miao, who only knows flattery and flattery." As if thinking of something unpleasant, Hiukawa frowned...for a long time, it seemed that he felt the first gift was thrown on him. With the gaze on his face, he loosened his eyebrows and tapped Chuli's bowl with his spoon, "What to see, eat."

"Oh."

"..."

"teacher."

"..."

"Are you complimenting me just now? Really?"

"If you say you are more useful than rubbish, it's a boast, you just have to be happy and eat."

"..."

After half an hour.

After dinner, Chuli bid farewell to Shirakawa. When he left, the man was lying on the sofa and petting the dog. Chuli stood in the hallway. After confirming with the man on the sofa that he could wash the dishes for the third time, he began to stand in the hallway and put on shoes. …

Chuli was bending down and carrying it, and did not know that the man lying on the sofa behind him turned on his phone silently, and made an appointment for the housekeeping aunt who can come to wash the dishes tomorrow... His golden hands are used to create wealth and an infinitely possible future. Not for washing dishes.

Hikawa closed his eyes, fell sleepy after taking cold medicine, and was about to take a nap after a meal...

at this time.

Suddenly felt the coffee table next to the sofa vibrate. The man "hmm", frowned and rolled over. At a glance, he saw a large number of mobile phones with cartoon ornaments on the table. The screen lit up because of text messages sent into it. stand up.

"..." Shirakawa sighed silently, "Hey, your phone."

Chuli, who had just put on her shoes, raised her head in a daze. Hiukawa felt hot eyes when she saw her silly look like her... She plugged her cell phone-when Li looked down and read the text message, the man said with a blank face to spoiler: "Your landlord said that you were building a road in front of your house, and half an hour later, the water and electricity were cut off."

Chuli "Yeah" slammed his mobile phone with a vigilant face: "Why do you peek at other people's text messages?!"

"...It just jumped out and displayed directly on the lock screen, but unfortunately the person who writes the essay is a basic skill at a glance," the man said helplessly, "do you have any awareness of protecting yourself? I don't know how to set it up. Don’t show SMS messages? Don’t WeChat and q show the sender and content directly and generously, right?”

First gift: "..."

Chu Li: "Why did you start to educate people at a disagreement?"

Because of your mental retardation. Hiukawa folded her arms and was too lazy to talk about her again. The young girl who just graduated knew what was meant by "the heart to defend against others"? He looked down at Chuli stuffing the proofreader into his pocket, after thinking for a while, and then said: "Your house is out of power tonight, how do you proofread the rest of your things?"

"Go to the Internet cafe." Chu Li replied smoothly.

"Where to go?" Hiukawa asked.

"Internet cafe."

"Where to go?" Shirakawa emphasized his tone, and there was a meaning in his tone of "Courageous enough to say it again".

"Internet cafe! Free night! Cheap! There is no power outage and the computer can contact you to confirm the proofreading situation at any time!" Chuli heard that his tone was not quite right, for fear that the man would come up with something to toss her, and the words fell before him. , Hurriedly waved his hand and threw down a "goodbye teacher", and ran away...

The rest of Shirakawa and the big dog, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, raised their head in a daze, stared at them with big eyes.

Chuli hurriedly walked out of the courtyard door, took out his mobile phone and glanced at it. On the screen, someone who would not speak actively for ten thousand years actually had new information sent in: [Hikawa: You will come back to me. 】

First gift: "..."

Chuli touched his face awkwardly, and said, "Why can't q information be displayed directly on the screen? There is no secret. Be the president of the United States..."

[The navy invited by the monkey:? ? ? 】

[Zhouchuan: Take you to open the house. 】

[The navy invited by the monkey:? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Zhouchuan: The hotel is still my home, you choose. 】

[Navy invited by the monkey: Hello, here is an automatic reply. I am not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after the beep, beep—]

[Zhou Chuan: Liar, it says "Entering" next to your name. 】

[The navy invited by the monkey:...]

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