Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life

Although You Zhengping is only a named auxiliary police officer of the patrol team, when there is no special mission, he will still patrol with the large force, which can hide his identity reasonably and reasonably.

Their auxiliary police team is not busy at work and is more mobile.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, You Zhengping completed his routine inspection mission and returned to the bureau while waiting for lunch. He saw Cen Xiao and other Guardian members come together to talk, laugh, and join Lian Yufan's team in the Xuyang District team. I am happy with everyone, and I don't know what I am laughing at.

You Zhengping walked over and said with as much dignity as possible: "What are we doing? Our job is easier than other police officers, but we can't behave too much. It's not good to gather crowds to take time off!"

He is also an auxiliary police squad captain, and he is considered to be at the leadership level. Last time Cen Xiao violated the new regulations on the electric car-carrying person, You Zhengping also followed the training. After that, he paid special attention to the police appearance and style. Even if their identities are different, as long as they wear With this uniform, one has to bear corresponding responsibilities.

"No," Cen Xiao smiled and turned his head and said, "Boss, come and watch it together. It's so interesting! And we don't go to work to fish, we are working, hahahahahaha!"

His arrogant smile is not like work.

"What's the name of the boss, the bandit is so heavy, you are called Team You." You Zhengping said reservedly, "Anyway, it's almost time for lunch break, let's take a look with you."

He raised the water glass and leaned forward, taking a peek while drinking water, and was instantly shocked by the screen on the phone that the players sprayed water.

"You team, bear with me, how can you drink water while watching the live broadcast!" The players wiped their heads.

"Cough cough cough!" You Zhengping hurriedly put down the water cup. He was frightened by the live broadcast and spilled the water on the floor. Fortunately, he drank the warm water that Yuhua had measured in the morning and put it in a thermos cup, which would not burn others.

On the small mobile phone screen, there are three people dancing. These three people are very familiar with You Zhengping. Naturally, they are Zhen Li, Yuan Luori and Lian Yufan.

Zhen Li led the team and taught the two newcomers at a half-hearted level.

Zhen Li said: "The movements I want to teach you below are the basics of all dance movements. They test waist strength, leg strength, flexibility and leg muscle control."

After speaking, he took a leap, his knees bent in the air, and the calf muscles on the front of the knees were tight, falling on the ground and sliding on the ground for several meters. During this process, Zhen Li's waist was very flexible, and her core strength was used particularly well. The whole movement was consistent and natural, and her posture was very standard.

"Did you see clearly? The trick is that when you land, you don't touch your knees, but the muscles on the front of your calves touch the ground to protect your knees. Our knees are non-renewable resources, and all bones and tendons must be protected by muscles. "Zhen Li explained to the two.

Accompanied by his movements, the barrage quickly drifted over——

[If I read it right, this action...]

[It is sliding kneeling, it is the most standard and elegant posture and can protect yourself from sliding kneeling in times of crisis! 】

[Gosh! He even sorted out the sliding and kneeling movements into secrets and taught them to the two newcomers. Boss Zhen is so selfless and touching. 】

[He jumped, he jumped! In the previous live broadcast, the original sunset, which was motionless like a statue, was actually learning to slide and kneel (cross out) dance in cooperation. It must be the passion of Boss Zhen that moved him! 】

[Oh my God, why is the waist of Brother Sunset so soft and beautiful? I turned my head and looked at my cat. The waist of the sunset brother is exactly the same as the cat! 】

[Slim waist and long legs look cold, the sunset is really a black cat. 】

[The original sunset is really beautiful, but right...]

[Appeared, sunset little brother’s secret technique-looking for glasses! 】

[Yuan Sunset: Look at my handsome posture and kneel down! Oops, where's my contact lens? Where did it go? 】

[I was wrong. I thought that the original sunset did not cooperate with Boss Zhen to study because of coldness, disdain, and despise dance. Now that I saw him touching the floor all over, I realized that he was worried that he would lose his contact lenses too much. I beg Manager Yu, buy a better contact lens for our sunset brother, it hurts too much to see his helpless eyes. 】

[Why are you asking for Manager Yu instead of Boss Zhen? 】

[Because Manager Yu is decathlon. 】

[Because Manager Yu is indifferent and ruthless. 】

[Manager Yu: Contact lens advertising space is for rent, and seeing our cute and helpless little brother Sunset, the advertiser's father is not quick to come and rescue him! 】

[You only look at the original manager and boss Zhen, even the manager? Obviously a beauty with moles of tears! 】

[Wooden beauty, what's the meaning of being motionless? Look at the original sunset and look for contact lenses. 】

[It doesn't matter, even the manager will succumb in the future, the former manager was not motionless before. 】

[Why are there so many handsome guys in such a small studio? ? ? 】

[Probably because, in order to save the studio that is about to go bankrupt, the managers stand up and become idols. 】

Yu Hua’s icy voice came from outside the live broadcast: “Originally sunset, can you adapt to contact lenses? Daily throw-on glasses are thrown away after you use them for a long time. You will waste more than ten contact lenses a day, which is a waste of start-up funds.”

"You mortal, you are not qualified to control me." Yuan Luori said stiffly.

So far, he has never known that Yu Hua is a black-robed man, and he thinks that Yu Hua has been erased from the memory of the saboteur, just a poor creature who doesn't know anything. Therefore, Yuan Luori has always maintained a superior attitude in the studio, and only this attitude can dispel Lian Yufan's suspicion.

Yuan Luori is a character who regards the black-robed man as an idol, the guardian as the enemy, the saboteur as the same class, and the ordinary man as the dung. If he knew that Yu Hua was a black-robed man too early, he would definitely behave respectfully. Lian Yufan will be suspicious when he is undercover in the studio. At this moment, Yu Hua was hiding his identity, and the original sunset's arrogant attitude made Lian Yufan dispel a lot of suspicion.

"Well, I don't care about you," Yu Hua said politely, "but the studio really has no money to cover the cost of your contact lenses. This month your basic salary is temporarily used to buy glasses, unless an advertiser indicates that you will receive the advertisement. , You can earn a little commission on advertising fees, about...10%."

When Yu Hua talked about the commission, Zhen Li promptly expressed that he would take a break and suspended the live broadcast. He could not let the fans hear the content of the original sunset contract.

"What!" Yuan Luori knew that he was an ordinary person now, and he needed to make money to survive. Hearing Yu Hua's high commission, he was shocked, "Why does the studio take away 90% of my hard-earned money?"

"This is the contract you saw in person and signed it yourself." Yu Hua had prepared a copy of the contract and handed it to Yuan Sunset.

At that time, Yuan Sunset didn't care about an ordinary person like Yuhua, he didn't care about the law and the contract, and he didn't realize that the name he signed by himself was a deed of sale.

Lian Yufan is suffering from the contract these days, and naturally understands the importance of it. He picked up the original sunset contract and took a closer look. Seeing that it was several times harsher than his own contract, he almost laughed and said gleefully: "According to this contract, all the money you will earn for the studio in the next ten years You can only get a 10% commission, because the contract states that you are not a natural person, you are a'commodity' carefully cultivated by the studio, your face and your reputation are all operated by the studio, and you only need to earn money on your face All the money is divided into 90% of the studio."

Yuan Luori is no longer the unlawful assassin at the beginning. He has been trained by the devil's questioning of the guardian organization and has a little understanding of various legal common sense. He grabbed the contract and looked over it again, and his eyes suddenly went dark.

Not only is 19 revenue sharing, there is also compensation for losses.

If Yuan Sunset wants to terminate the contract early, he must compensate the studio for the losses in the next ten years. Yu Hua wrote a very complicated loss calculation formula. The formula was calculated using the current number of fans and the rate of increase in popularity of the original sunset, and the current number of fans of more than 100,000 in the original sunset was calculated by applying the formula. He is now canceling the contract to compensate the studio More than 20 million liquidated damages can be used for other work.

"What are you doing to break the contract?" Yuan Sunset asked.

"This contract is completely legal and compliant. If you have any objections, you can apply for legal aid." Yu Hua said with a smile. "The costs of applying for legal aid and litigation fees are at your own expense. During the litigation period, the loss of the studio caused by migrant workers, even if you win the lawsuit Also pay compensation. Judging from the current litigation cycle, the amount you need to compensate is...more than one million."

The original sunset: "..."

Lian Yufan put his hand on Yuan Sunset's shoulder and sighed: "Some people, the laws that were once despised, are now turned into sharp swords to poke their hearts. You have the ability to not protect yourself with the law."

Even the manager seemed sorry, but in fact he burst into laughter. If he hadn't practiced a mask of polite smirk since he was a child, I'm afraid he would have been laughing and rolling all over.

Yu Hua didn't give Manager Lian a chance to watch a joke, and after teaching the original sunset, he said to Lian Yufan: "Manager Lian, why didn't you cooperate with your work before the live broadcast?"

"I'm a public relations manager, so I won't sensationalize with you!" Lian Yufan's smile froze, and he confronted Yu Hua on the same front as Yuan Sunset.

"Well, very good," Yu Hua lowered his head and pressed the calculator for a while. "Due to the loss of the live broadcast room caused by the manager's failure to cooperate with the work, we need to compensate...not much, more than 300,000 yuan."

"What!" Lian Yufan almost couldn't hold back his polite expression. He was saving millions and saving for many years and it was not such a waste!

"This is the enthusiasm of the live broadcast room that I predicted beforehand," Yu Hua took out a bunch of mathematical formulas that normal people would not understand at all. "Because you didn't cooperate with the script, you caused a traffic loss of about this number. According to the contract..."

"Okay!" Lian Yufan has a headache when it comes to the contract. "You can do it, you can. The capitalist can achieve your level, and it is also at the top of the pyramid."

Yu Hua: "Just laughed, I'm just an ordinary HR manager, I'm at the same level as you all."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yu Hua sat at the desk, and the paper fell on his indifferent face like snowflakes. Upon seeing this, Zhen Li was busy holding Yuan Sunset, seeming to be pleading for Yu Hua, but in fact worried that the great **** would kill Yuan Sunset in a rage.

But Yu Hua has a very good temper. 3841 worlds passed, he would not have been angry with these little things. He just said lightly: "Former manager, you seem to have forgotten your responsibilities as a sanitation manager. You have to clean up these pieces of paper yourself. If you are not qualified for this job, then..."

He bowed his head and pressed the calculator.

"I'm sweeping, can't I sweep the floor!" Seeing the calculator's original sunset, the eyes went dark, and I even regretted why I had to tear up the copy of the contract just now.

After a break, the live broadcast room reopened and the picture changed drastically. I saw the original manager lowering his head and sweeping the floor, pressing his eye sockets from time to time to prevent him from losing money when the contact lenses fell off. Even the manager followed Zhen Li's dance with an unhappy expression, very, very reluctant.

Looking at this picture, the barrage comments and the canteen of the patrols suddenly filled with cheerful air.

You Zhengping looked at Lian Yufan's former team members and saw that they laughed happily one after the other, and suddenly remembered that Cen Xiao and others were also the same. He also laughed very happily when he saw him making a fool of himself. It is the happiness of every subordinate to take the leader privately.

The auxiliary police team is incompatible with other official police officers in the police station, and everyone is a little bit against the non-staff members of this team who are not actively working. Seeing them laughing happily at this moment, someone curiously leaned over to look at their mobile phones and saw them watching three young internet celebrities dancing attentively. The older policeman couldn't help but shook his head. He couldn't understand the young people now.

"What's so good about this guy who is scratching his head and posing?" said a forty or fifty-year-old police officer.

Thirteen young auxiliary policemen raised their heads at the same time and looked at the old police officers in unison. The old police officers were so frightened by their sight that they took the dinner plate and backed up two steps, thinking that these people would not be for "idol". Surround the old man.

When the veteran police officer was in a guilty conscience, a member of Lian Yufan's high-five said: "Yes, scratch your head and pose, that is the word, I want to record and save it, hahahaha!"

Cen Xiao enthusiastically hooked this player's shoulder, blinked and said, "Remember to send me a copy."

The gap between You Zhengping's team and Lian Yufan's team was completely broken at this moment, and they were as close as a family.

The old police officer really couldn't understand these young people, so dumbly holding the dinner plate to find a place to eat.

At this moment, the alarm rang in the canteen, and everyone immediately put down their items and gathered quickly. This is the highest-level alarm, and there will never be a mass incident.

You Zhengping team also put away their mobile phones and went to the front gate to gather.

In less than a minute, well-trained people lined up in front of the police station, and the criminal police captain said: "All police officers with experience in blasting/demolition cases and young people under 30 who have scores of sprints or higher will follow me. "

The people in You Zhengping's team are of very good physical fitness. They are all elites. They swiftly followed the captain into the car. The captain said: "The bomb/bomb was found in the Xuyang District Park. Colleagues have rushed over, we mainly go to support, experienced blasting/demolition team followed, and the rest helped evacuate the masses."

The Guardian team has been exposed to various military weapons education. You Zhengping immediately asked a few very professional questions, such as self-made soil bombs/bombs or military, detonation/detonation methods, and detonation/detonation power estimation.

The detective captain glanced at You Zhengping: "Are you very professional?"

"Understand a little." You Zhengping said modestly, "Cen Xiao is the authority in this area."

Cen Xiao is a fire-type supernatural ability player, who is very interested in various thermal weapons, and is committed to combining supernatural powers with weapons to burst out more powerful forces. He didn't make a shot easily, and his shot was amazing. If You Zhengping could use space to seal Cen Xiao's attack, no one might be the leader of this team.

The criminal police captain immediately asked Cen Xiao a few questions in this regard. Cen Xiao not only answered fluently, but also pointed out the advantages and disadvantages of various bombs/bombs and how to deal with them.

"Yes," the detective captain said, "I will go to the park in a moment, and the two of you will follow me in, and the rest will help the armed/policemen to calm the masses."

The police car drove fast all the way and reached its destination in less than half an hour. The park was surrounded by armed police, and even the criminal police captain refused to let it in.

"Why don't you even allow me to enter?" The Criminal Police Captain said anxiously, "I worked in the blasting/demolition team when I was in service, and had more than 20 bombing/bombing experiences."

A leader-like person saw Captain Interpol and You and Cen behind him, frowned and said, "You can come in, but you have to sign a confidentiality agreement. Don't say anything you see."

"Yes!" The detective captain responded quickly and said to You Cen, "Since you are not allowed to enter, you should go back first..."

"They don't need to, come with me." The leader said.

"Yes, Director Xiao!" When both You Cen saw that Director Xiao asked the Criminal Police Captain to sign a confidentiality agreement, they knew that they could not hide their identity in front of him.

"Huh?" The detective captain watched the sudden changes in the whole body of the two auxiliary policemen who were not doing their jobs every day, and instantly became two well-trained soldiers, all with a stern spirit, which made him, the captain who has been in the police for more than 20 years, scared.

The detective captain followed Director Xiao into the park. At this moment, the scenic park had already become a mess. It was bombed into potholes. There was a small boat floating on the man-made lake in the park. A young boy with a glass bottle tied to his body was crying and crying. Boy is...

Director Xiao said to You Cen: "I don't know what method the vandals used. He can explode any object. Just now a few leaves fell and the park was blown up like this. This time the vandals are very arrogant. He contacted us directly and told us that if the glass bottle on the boy in the center of the lake exploded, it could blow up all the people and things within a radius of 50 meters to shatter."

It was the first time that the two of You Cen had encountered such an arrogant saboteur, and with hostages, they were immediately at a loss.

"The voice has been processed by changing the voice and using high-tech interference to locate, we can't find the location of the saboteur," Director Xiao said angrily. This child! It's so conscience!"

Director Xiao said while playing the saboteur’s call recording: "Ahem, everyone, can you hear my voice? This call should be able to be transferred to the supernatural organization of this world, right? The group who caught the original sunset People, I don’t know what your names are, and of course your names are not important to me.

"Introduce myself, I am one of the ten managers of the Clearance Alliance, and the number of passes is 192. You may not know what level 192 is. I will give you a reference. The original sunset number of passes is 37. I am probably 5. The level of the original sunset, not strong, but enough.

"The previous person who defeated the original sunset told us through the system, not to trample on law and order, and not to hurt people. It sounds terrible. However, his communication really saved me a lot of trouble. He doesn't want us to destroy the world. , Does that mean that as long as I kill someone or have a huge impact on society, he will show up?

"As for me, I am confident that I will not lose to anyone when it comes to fighting. I'm just a little afraid of trouble. It's really hard to find someone, especially when it comes to finding someone with a hidden identity in a world.

"This is really convenient now. As long as your government and officials spread the matter wildly, no matter where the mission target is hidden, there is a probability that you will see the news, and you can come to me at the explosion/explosion location.

"We know that from an official point of view, we are unwilling to cause panic. It doesn't matter. There is nothing that can't be solved by bombing once. If one bombing is not enough, then there will be several more."

"Fuck!" You Zhengping punched a nearby tree.

Due to its attributes as an assassin, the original sunset likes to act in secret. Even the battle in the amusement park is a way to stun people in remote locations, without causing extensive damage. You Zhengping has never seen such an arrogant saboteur.

"I'll save people now." You Zhengping and Cen Xiao said in unison.

"Wait a minute," the detective captain pulled the sleeve of Director Xiao, "leader, that kid, he, he is my son!"

"I know," Director Xiao said calmly, "that's why I allow you to enter, soothe the children's emotions, and ensure that our team members complete the task smoothly."

Following Director Xiao's words, You Zhengping took the nano masks sent by the team members and tore off the warning signs on his body. At the same time, he reached out and touched Cen Xiao. Cen Xiao suddenly disappeared.

He wrapped Cen Xiao with space, making it impossible to see his teammate, who has a strong ability to control fire, to create surprise attacks.

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Yu Hua: According to Yuhua's law, the bigger the noise in the front, the worse it is in the back.

Yuan sunset: I put bubbles, I'm blind.

Lian Yufan: I wore the wrong trousers. For this, I already paid for a hundred trousers.

Zhen Li (silly white sweet face): Huh? I have always been fine, and the great **** is okay with me.

Yuan and Lien: Because you have no strength!

Zhen Li: According to Yuhua's law, the next destroyer...

Yuan and Lien: I have to improve my rank!

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See you at noon tomorrow, okay? (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～