Mr. Perfect And Miss Almost

In May, the sultry rainy season has not yet entered, and it can be regarded as the most pleasant time in S City. The soft sunlight dropped a little spot of light from among the lush platanus leaves.

Yun Shu stepped on a skateboard and rushed to Wuwei Teahouse reluctantly.

She raised her arm and glanced at the time. There were scattered pedestrians on the humanoid road, and it was difficult to increase the speed. Yun Shu stepped on the skateboard and stepped on the tail of the board, and the forefoot was pulled up. An OLLIE, the most basic skateboarder, jumped onto the side of the humanoid road. Edge of the flowerbed.

The edge of the flower bed is not as wide as a skateboard, just enough for the two wheels of the skateboard to slide. There were small pieces of broken tiles on the edge, and the hard wheels of the skateboard quickly glided by, making a "swish" sound. The little boy holding the parent's hand on the humanoid road looked at her and made a sound of exclamation.

Yun Shu buckled the baseball cap on his head with some pride, turned his head and blinked at the little boy. She walked the street on a skateboard, and did not know how many times she had circled this area in a few years.

Following his gaze, the boy’s mother saw Yun Shu’s pink curly hair floating in the wind and the rebellious dress in the eyes of ordinary people, and handed over the little boy: "What to see, I don’t learn well all day long."

After sliding for a while, I saw from a distance the big tree passing through the large terrace on the second floor of the Wuwei Tea Room. It slowed down and just jumped down from the edge of the flower bed with the last bit of inertia, and slid to the door with momentum, with the back foot on the skateboard. At the end, the right hand picked up the tilted skateboard and put it in his hand.

"Welcome." Pushing the door and entering, I heard Lu Zhiyi's lazy greeting.

"Is there anyone here for the seat I booked?"

"Here." Lu Zhiyi raised his head from the sun-drenched counter, with long curly hair covering the table, glanced at the wall clock, "I arrived ten minutes ago and ordered a cup of Tieguanyin."

Yun Shu's voice was faint: "Then I will go up first."

"Xiaowei." Lu Zhiyi called the girl standing at the cash register, "Give Xiao Yunduo the old rules."

"Yeah." Yun Shu nodded at her.

"Why, I'm in a bad mood today?"

Yun Shu helplessly stretched his hands and pointed upstairs: "It's strange to be forced to come on a blind date and get better."

Speaking, follow the stairs and walk to the terrace upstairs.

The appearance of the five-dimensional tea room is very distinctive. The two-story cement wall looks like a small building with an irregular triangle shape. It follows a light industrial style. The large terrace on the second floor extends out of the building. Centennial camphor trees pass through the terrace.

The tea room is close to University F and University C. Students are the main consumers in this area. But the price is not close to the people at all. The tea is actually not that good. The price is so high that Lu Zhiyi directly hung the charge price directly outside the door. There is no other reason, it is to catch customers.

Yun Shu has always been able to eat, drink and sleep, and is regarded as the little pistachio of Lu Zhiyi and others.

As for why I’m not happy today, the time goes back to last night. Yun Shu hugged her pet "Peanut Candy" and smiled on the blanket while watching the latest issue of the Allen Show. When she laughed and convulsed, she received a call from an older sister who directly controlled her financial lifeline, and asked her to have a blind date in exchange for doubling her living expenses.

Is she like someone who can bend for five buckets of rice? The answer is obvious.

Five buckets of rice is not worth folding a waist, but the cost of living is doubled, let alone folding a waist, even if she is able to bend her waist 180 degrees!

As for the reason for this blind date, it must be traced back to earlier before the founding of the country.

Her grandfather's grandfather had a close friendship with a good friend surnamed Zhang at the time. When the two wives became pregnant, they were married. In the end, the children did not match the sex, and they were all sons. The relationship between the two families has always been good, and the marriage contract lasted to the grandchildren. Probably neither family has too many genes for giving birth to a daughter. The marriage contract was therefore shelved, until the two families have a son and a daughter, and then continue to fulfill it.

There is another reason for the shelving of the marriage contract. From the generation of the two grandfathers, the Yun family left City S and went to City B, and the exchanges between the two families gradually decreased.

Until this year, Grandpa Zhang, who had made a marriage contract with their family long ago, was because of what Yun Shu seemed to be an incomparable reason for—the father’s dream, thinking of this marriage, contacted Grandpa Yun, and discovered the grandchildren of childhood playmates. Here, I finally had two daughters.

The two elderly people are a little superstitious, insisting that if this marriage contract is not completed, it will be difficult for Jiuquan to feel at ease in the future. In addition, Grandpa Zhang's body is deteriorating. As long as he mentions this, he is holding his chest. If you don't promise me, I will pass away. Even if the junior thinks that the marriage is simply an unreasonable cause for trouble between the two old children, they have to agree to it temporarily.

The Zhang family has only one single seedling, and the Yun family has two daughters. In terms of age and status, Yun Shu's sister, Yun Lan, obviously matches better.

The Yun family is regarded as a business family, and it has reached an unprecedented scale in the hands of Yun Lan. Yun Lan is shrewd and calm, in her opinion, it is nothing more than fooling the two elders. She is so busy that she is about to become a trapeze. Judging from the opportunity cost, it is obvious that she has nothing to do and it happens to be more suitable for Yunshu to study in S city.

Yun Shu was naturally unwilling. But her sister has been strong since she was a child. Since the death of her parents, her grandfather is not very concerned, and her economic lifeline is in Yun Lan's hands. Forced by the situation, naturally I had to bow my head.

Yun Shu muttered "feudal, built, thought, unwilling" in his heart, while walking down the stairs to the terrace.

When the weather is neither hot nor cold, she often reads on a small wooden table transformed from a large cable reel under the camphor tree on the second floor. There are few people in Wuwei all year round, and this position has basically become her exclusive seat.

Yun Shu saw that person's back from a distance. White shirt, suit trousers, shoulders stretched out, even if there are no other people, he still sits there in jeopardy, incompatible with the rough industrial style in the teahouse. Looking at the back, Yun Shu felt that her sister should come and have a blind date. The auras of the two business elites are exactly the same.

Yun Shu removed the baseball cap from his head, hung it on the belt of his shoulder bag, and slid along the way with his fingers over the pink curls, trying to make himself more formal.

But obviously it was useless work. She was born with a self-roll, even if she is wearing a formal professional suit, she is not formal and will only give people a weird feeling that the clothes and the aura of the person are completely incompatible.

"Sorry, I've been waiting for a long time." Yun Shu leaned the skateboard against the chair and sat down.

Yun Shu and the man sitting across the table looked at each other, and his feet softened, "Professor Zhang...Zhang?!"

Zhang Sinian frowned: "Are you a student of C University?"

"I... I studied your econometrics when I was a double degree." Yun Shu's voice trembled a little.

Zhang Sinian can be said that no one knows in C University. The reason is not only his handsome appearance, but also his reputation. Big C, the most well-known professional college in finance and economics in China. Zhang Sinian has set the record of the youngest lecturer and the youngest associate professor in the school successively since he entered the post. Of course, his reputation among the C University students mainly comes from the rate of dismissal. As a finance and economics school, University C is very detailed. The economics and management majors can be divided into one economics school and one management school at most in comprehensive colleges. C major is subdivided into nearly ten colleges, including the School of Finance, School of Economics, Business School, and School of Public Administration.

Among them, the School of Finance is well-known as a gathering place for old perverts, and the professor randomly moves out a famous person in the domestic financial circle, and the requirements are also extremely high. The School of Finance, the C-big ace college, has a bright future for students to graduate, but it can be said that they are the hardest group of C students during their studies. They have the most homework, the highest rate of passing subjects, and the lowest average grade point in the school.

In his first year of employment, Zhang Sinian surpassed the many veteran "poisonous hands" of the School of Finance. After three years of employment, the rate of dismissal will always rank first in the Financial School of C University. C University students have the tradition of changing the avatars of teachers in the corresponding test subjects to seek blessing from the exam. In the exam week that year, more than half of Yun Shu’s circle of friends had photos of Zhang Sinian as their avatars.

Later Zhang Si-nian resigned from C University and founded his own company. People are not in C University, but C University has always circulated his legend. His company's salary is quite high, and every year he recruits a few people from C. A senior sister on the C forum posted a description of her internship in his company, describing Zhang Sinian as a male version of the demon wearing Prada, and detailing his rigid and strict requirements in life and work. The replies from the students of his company's internship have been floating on the homepage of the campus BBS all the year round.

Yun Shu has always been not afraid of the sky, and now looks like a frightened rabbit to Zhang Sinian-she was also one of the souls of Professor Zhang's writings.

Because she failed the exam and did not complete the credits, according to the talent training plan, she was supposed to defend this year and then get the graduation certificate. Now she can only retake this course this year. The reply is postponed one year later, and she is defending at the same time as her major.

"I have resigned from C, you don't have to be cautious."

Yun Shu squeezed out an awkward smile. The finger quickly sent a message to Yun Lan under the table.

[Yun Shu: Sister! ! I don't need twice the living expenses! ! ! I can’t hold this blind date! ! ! ! 】

[Yun Lan: In a commercial contract, breach of contract is to pay liquidated damages. 】

[Yun Shu: Sister! ! You can't die without saving! ! Zhang's grandson is the perverted professor of econometrics that I told you before. As soon as I saw him, my aura was at odds. With him, I probably couldn't even sleep well! 】

[Yun Shu: How much is the penalty? Sister, please tell me QAQ]

Yun Shu waited for a minute, but did not receive a reply.

Zhang Sinian's cell phone rang across the table suddenly. Yun Shu followed the voice and looked over, and Yun Lan's name was displayed on the phone screen.

"Sorry, I'll take your sister's call first."

Yun Shu listened to Zhang Sinian's "Um", "Ok", "I will tell her for you" on the other side of the table, and felt like a cat's paws scratching in his heart. These unclear words couldn't guess the conversation between the two at all. content.

Zhang Sinian ended the call and put down his cell phone: "You didn't pass econometrics?" Zhang Siyoung took a sip of tea, "I remember that my requirements for a dual degree have been very low."

Even if he is no longer a teacher and student, Yun Shu still dare not look directly at Zhang Sinian, lowered his head, and said: "I am not very good at data analysis."

"What is the topic of the paper you finally handed in?"

"Research on the interaction between RMB exchange rate and stock price."

Zhang Sinian understood it instantly and chuckled, "So you wrote that paper."

Zhang Sinian taught for three years, and the number of student papers he has read is not 1,000 or 800. Only a few excellent papers still have some impression. Yun Shu's article seems to be nothing new from the name, but he remembers it clearly. For the first time in his life he saw such a **** and unreasonable thesis.

Yun Shu wrote more than a dozen pages of data analysis. It can be said that in addition to using 10 numbers from 1 to 0 like econometrics, it does not even touch the side of "measurement". The so-called "influence and interaction" data analysis part, Zhang Sinian believed at the time that it was all she used to observe the data with "double eyes" to get Hu Bian's imagination, as long as she was a teacher, she would not be allowed to pass.

Yun Shu only felt that his face was hot.

"Sister Ling cares about you very much. I am worried that you will not be able to get your graduation certificate, so I have given up 2% of the future profits of the two cooperative projects. Please ask me to help you make up lessons during the time I get along. I think that from the perspective of return on investment, this agreement is good. I agreed."

Yun Shu lowered his head, and the message from Yun Lan was displayed on the phone screen.

[Yun Lan: Don’t forget, when will you get your financial major, and when will the dividends that exist in my place be officially given to you. 】

Yun Shu held his head and wailed softly.

The faces of exams, parents, and the head teacher behind the window have always been the three things that everyone fears most during their careers, including Yun Shu. These three nightmares have gradually moved away from her after college, but what happened today can be said to be more terrifying than these three things happening at the same time.

— I don’t understand at all, let alone the papers I have to write, the one-on-one tutoring by the perverted professor of the School of Science and Finance, and the threats from my family sister who holds my own economic lifeline.

Yun Shu suddenly felt that his bright and splendid life was hopeless.