Mushiji [Pleasure]

2333: "Wen Qianshu—I feel—"

Wen Qianshu was calculating a physics problem: "Speak."

2333: "I think your attitude towards the female partner is much better."

Wen Qianshu was debating whether the acceleration of gravity was 10 or 9.8—this question was vague, and the value of acceleration of gravity was not given, and the numbers were so messed up that 10 seemed particularly attractive.

9.8 or 10? this is a problem.

Wen Qianshu finally decided to be lazy and wrote 10: "What kind of female partner? Someone has a name."

2333 is kind: "Okay, I feel that Jiang Mingyue's attitude towards you is much better."

Wen Qianshu: "I think you are delusional."

2333: "…"

It glanced at Jiang Mingyue's pencil case - there were not many pens there, so you could vaguely see Wen Qianshu's melting moon, still tied with a string made of scotch tape.

2333 tried to point it to Wen Qianshu, but Wen Qianshu laughed at it: "The little girl may just forgot to take it out."

2333 headache.

2333 are bald.

2333 tried to struggle: "No, you can't think everyone is lazy just because you are lazy..."

Before it could finish speaking, Zhang Zisheng weeped at the back: "I'm such a lazy person, why should it be considered a physics problem? Why do so many units have to be converted - I can't understand the vernier caliper too."

Wen Qianshu nuzui: "No."

2333: "…"

When it's time to break, eat snacks and make up homework. Zhang Zisheng took the intersection of the two, eating beef sticks and crying and making up for his homework.

Shen Ting comforted her: "Just wait until this chapter of 'exercise' is over."

Wen Qianshu turned around and made up for the knife happily: "Yes, don't worry, there is still power, electricity, and light—"

Zhang Zisheng started howling when he heard "Li": "Newton again? I didn't like Newton since junior high school, we have no fate—"

Wen Qianshu: "It doesn't matter, the wave-particle duality comes later, and Einstein."

Zhang Zisheng suddenly stopped the fake cry, and looked at Wen Qianshu with a heartache: "Einstein?"

Wen Qianshu: "Yes, I think our school's physics electives are three and five, and the fifth is light. There must be Einstein."

Zhang Zisheng picked up the physics paper and made a handkerchief, covered his face and wept: "God—why? Why is this? I shouldn't suffer this kind of damage at a young age! Forget about Newton, I just heard Einstein's words. The name started to slap on the calf."

Wen Qianshu was amused by the tone of her script, and jokingly said, "Maybe you can change your name to 'Besides Stan' and you won't be afraid. [Note 1]"

Zhang Zisheng: "Huh?"

Shen Ting didn't understand either, and looked at Wen Qianshu suspiciously.

Wen Qianshu snorted, and was about to explain this tragic joke that failed to make anyone laugh when a chuckle suddenly came from beside him—Jiang Mingyue's.

2333 was eager to prove himself: "Look! I'll say her attitude has changed! She didn't laugh before!"

Jiang Mingyue was still holding the pen in one hand, and turned around with the other hand supporting her chin.

Zhang Zisheng yanked the paper off the table and put it on the table, silent like a cicada—she was especially afraid of Jiang Mingyue, saying that the mouse would raise the cat when she saw it.

But there is a scientific explanation for the mouse's fear of seeing a cat. Zhang Zisheng's inexplicable fear can only be attributed to the sequelae of the plot that did not happen.

Jiang Mingyue's pupil color is actually very light, and there is even a faint gold in the sun. It is said that people with shallow pupils are sobbing when they look at them, and they are very affectionate, but her pair of shallow pupils seem to have been soaked in the moonlight, and they always have a cold scrutiny.

Wen Qianshu squinted his eyes and thought about it—

With eyes like this, it would be nice to cry.

But it was only a moment when Jiang Mingyue suddenly asked, "Do you speak German?"

Wen Qianshu: "!"

2333: "!"

2333: "Do you speak German?"

Wen Qianshu laughed "haha" and patted her on the shoulder: "What are you thinking about, it's good to be at the same table, I saw it from a joke."

Behind her back, she immediately asked 2333: "Little Moon can speak German?"

In the words of 2333, Wen Qianshu just had to push his nose to his face, seeing others hold back his "good deskmate", and thinking about calling him "Little Moon" the next moment.

2333: "Don't know—maybe know something? After all—"

It was "after all" for a long time, and I felt that there was really no reason. Instead, Jiang Mingyue explained: "There are international students who participated in the exchange program during the summer vacation and lived in my house. Germans - taught me a little German."

She kept her sideways posture, and without blinking her eyes, looked straight at Wen Qianshu. For a moment, her eyes wanted to plunge into Wen Qianshu's body and saw 2333: "You know a lot?"

Indeed, the previous "Wen Qianshu" should never know how to solder boards, speak German, and know all these messes. If 2333 were an individual, the cold sweat would break down now.

Shen Ting didn't know why, but Wen Qianshu grinned.

It might be a pun, or it might not.

But Wen Qianshu turned the pen and approached Jiang Mingyue—she could see her long eyelashes, light-colored pupils, and her thin, glossy lips.

"Oh, how can there be." Wen Qianshu has a tiger tooth, and he always smiles with a heartless wickedness, "Didn't I just read a joke, did I finally find an occasion to show it off?"

Fortunately, the class bell rang soon, and the Chinese teacher walked in with the textbook in between. Zhang Zisheng happily put down the physics paper, and it was Wen Qianshu’s turn to cover her face and weep—her language is really wonderful, and her reading comprehension can treat villains as decency, decency understands as villains, let alone contemporary authors, those buried in the ground want to jump out Beat her. The language teacher is so miserable, she is the first line to face her answers, she is so angry that she can't beat her.

In fact, Wen Qianshu has also studied these articles and done these questions in his previous life, and the error correction book is neatly written. It's a pity that all the wrong answers are written down, so "history repeats" day after day.

Wen Qianshu felt guilty when he saw the language teacher, and simply lowered his head and discussed the next task with 2333. 2333 had been desperate for her for a long time, and directly reduced the process with her: "If you follow the plot, you must first let the hero and heroine - Shen Ting and Fang Wenyuan get to know each other well, and they will meet each other frequently, and then someone will make a small report and tell Teacher Gu about them. Two early loves."

Wen Qianshu interjected: "The person who made the snitch was 'Wen Qianshu'?"

2333: "Uh, yes, because—mostly—"

Wen Qianshu interrupted it: "You continue to tell the plot."

2333: "Then I'll find my parents. The teacher is not used to it, and we talk repeatedly—"

Wen Qianshu: "So they are really together?"

2333: "You use this 'instead' - tsk, why do I feel a little weird when you say that - yes, they are really together, they agreed to go to the same university, and then get married for a lifetime. But Jiang Mingyue also likes it Fang Wenyuan, so she found Shen Ting after the college entrance examination, made a list, told her Fang Wenyuan's family situation, hobbies and hobbies, and analyzed Shen Ting's, and also drew a Wen's diagram to list their only intersection—you What are you laughing at, don't laugh - tell Shen Ting that it is impossible between them."

"But Shen Ting doesn't believe it, and Jiang Mingyue doesn't care, so let them continue to talk. But after they went to college, the two of them kept arguing, and Fang Wenyuan's family always liked Jiang Mingyue, and they kept putting pressure on them. Finally, they gave Fang Wenyuan and Jiang Mingyue is engaged, and later on—"

"Wen Qianshu!"

Wen Qianshu shuddered in fright, and then heard the fatal serial call from the language teacher: "Translate this classical Chinese text from beginning to end for me!"

Wen Qianshu: "!"

"Quick, 2333! Quickly help me find where he is talking!"

No matter how the plot changes, the day goes on the same.

Section by section, the papers are written one by one.

Zhang Zisheng was tortured so badly by physics, Wen Qianshu and Chinese fell in love with each other, Shen Ting was terrified of the math teacher, and Jiang Mingyue was alone in the comprehensive class. The music teacher took them to learn the recorder. A group of students were out of breath, and the sound was broken and they were crying. In the Chinese self-study class on Saturday, the Chinese teacher didn't give them a quiz, and secretly played the movie "Border Town" for them. Shen Ting and Zhang Zisheng watched and ate the words quietly while crying. Of course, some people paid attention to the wrong place: "Why is it that in the same river, while Cuicui is washing his face, grandpa is washing his feet?"

The art teacher introduced the history of art in two classes. In the third class, he took a person as a model to draw a sketch. Wen Qianshu, a lucky person who was drawn, got countless abstract paintings after class. It can be seen that people who have the soul of Picasso Few, there are many people in the shape of Picasso; computer teachers seriously tell them about office and web programming, but most students open 4399 behind their backs.

4399 is a good thing, but unfortunately the computer in the computer room of the school will be cleared every time it is started, and the number of customs clearance of the gold miners cannot be kept. There is a young man who is obsessed with the forest ice and fire man, and wants to play the two-player version with three heads and six arms - but Wen Qianshu found out in a class that this man was stuck in one level for a long time, and unfortunately he defected and turned on the invincible mode in anger.

High school time - mostly confused and panicked.

It is a common practice in No. 1 Middle School to hold a National Day Gala every year. Saying it was a party, at best, set aside time for evening self-study for each class, and the class cadres would organize some activities.

But the first year of high school - the first year is always a novelty.

The squad leader is a tall, thin, and gentle boy, but he is too thin, and people worry that he will be blown away by the wind. He dragged Fang Wenyuan and bought a bunch of small lanterns, ribbons, spray paint, and all kinds of colors with great interest. So I came back after shopping at noon, and the two of them were colorful, like a walking Christmas tree.

Stick ribbons, stickers, stick all kinds of things. Zhang Zisheng asked for spray paint, pondered for a long time in front of the window, and sprayed his feet on it.

Shen Ting thought her feet were cute, she was amused, she took spray paint, and quickly painted a little pink foot on the window next to Wen Qianshu.

Wen Qianshu turned around and smiled, stretched out his arms to grab her spray paint: "Why, you're still painting enough."

"You don't understand—" Shen Ting smiled while hiding, "I'm going to 'point fingers' at you."

Wen Qianshu jumped up and scratched her itch: "It's the other way around."

Shen Ting was terribly afraid of the ticklish, "giggled", and was busy dodging, but suddenly bumped into the person behind. Shen Ting is a standard "women" and "paper tiger", she immediately smiled and said cautiously, "I'm sorry."

Behind him is Fang Wenyuan—he was chosen to be the host, and he specially wore a white shirt to outline his slender figure. The boy in high school grows fast, he is a head taller than Shen Ting, and smiled at Shen Ting: "It's okay."

Under the sun, young people are always very handsome, with clean eyebrows and smiling eyes, the autumn sun is shining down, and the fluff of the cheeks are faintly visible. The Adam's apple at the bottom was slightly visible, but it was obediently tucked into the collar by the button of the shirt.

Not to mention Shen Ting, Wen Qianshu was amazed.

"It's good to be young, young people are so handsome in white shirts." Wen Qianshu and 2333 sighed, "No wonder white shirts are always associated with first love. It's not like when I'm old, I think about everything—"

2333 is always vigilant: "What is it?"

Wen Qianshu: "It's hard to wash a white shirt if it gets dirty, otherwise I'd wear it too."

2333: "…"

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[Note 1]: Einstein's "Einstein" is the same as the German "einStein (a stone, so here Wen Qianshu is playing a homophonic stalk "zweiSteine ​​(two stones, which is similar to Einstein's It's smart (of course it's impossible).

The author has something to say: 2333: "You are not old, you are lazy."

2333: "Shark me."

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This book focuses on messing up and complaining, and there is no serious plot, so it may be written a little smooth, everyone just have a good time~

It's true that I was in high school - the error correction book has been corrected, and the next same question will continue to make the same mistake. I suspect I remembered the wrong answer.