Mushroom House: Don’t wash it! You are the master of the entertainment industry

“Young man, the last two words you shouted… Seriously? ”

When the aunt who came over said this.

Millions of viewers in the live broadcast room couldn’t hold back.

“Hahahahaha.”

“I’m dead.”

“Buy two catties to give to your wife, your wife laughs haha go home to praise you, buy two catties for your husband, my husband practices martial arts in the middle of the night, it’s like running a marathon!” Hahaha, this advertising slogan is also too bizarre. ”

“This aunt… Do you want to buy seafood to go home to supplement your husband? (Manual funny)”

“Hahaha, I really didn’t expect Du Jing to be so good at life!!”

“Du Jing’s whole hand caught me off guard.”

After the reaction, the full screen scrolled.

“Poof—”

“Hahaha, this aunt.”

“Funny me.”

Not to mention the audience, Huang Lei and others are also laughing.

Du Jing didn’t hold back!

The advertising words he wrote were originally quite funny, and after being read out of Peng’s mouth, it was even more joyful!

“Ahem, what is that, absolutely serious!”

“Auntie, if you want to buy it for your husband, I recommend you buy oysters, and dried scallops are also very good.”

“Your husband is absolutely barrassed after eating!”

Peng Peng put down the horn and quickly responded.

Aunt: “Ahem… Guys, weigh two pounds each. ”

“Okay!”

Seeing that the aunt left the mouth after weighing the oysters, several people instantly surrounded her.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn’t hold back.

“Hahaha Dujing, you are so talented.”

“Brother Jing, how did you come up with this advertising slogan.”

“This aunt is happy to kill me, haha.”

“……”

Du Jing’s performance on weekdays is actually quite mature and steady.

I didn’t expect to be able to write such an advertising slogan!

“Do business, how to do it if you don’t attract people, don’t care what method, things will be sold to be~” Du Jing smiled.

Huang Lei gave a thumbs up: “Du Jing is right!” Just sell! ”

“Peng!”

“Shout loud!”

Peng: “…….”

He expressed desperation.

But under the threat of Mr. Huang’s big pocket, he had to bite the bullet and shout, and the scene was very funny for a while.

But the effect is really immediate!

In front of the originally empty stall, it was instantly full of people.

“Boy! Oysters weigh two pounds. ”

“This bread crab is also good, get five.”

“Skin shrimp weigh me three catties.”

“…….”

“Wait a minute, here it comes.”

Tang Yan and Chen Yu had smiles on their faces, constantly calling people seafood, and Zhang Zifeng was responsible for collecting the bill.

Fortunately, I caught a lot of seafood in the morning, otherwise this meeting alone is estimated to be sold out.

The surrounding vendors are covered with black lines.

It’s not fair!

Rematch Rematch!!

Half an hour later.

The original pots of conch were sold for almost the same.

Especially the oysters and cheers, with the blessing of the last two advertising words, were instantly swept away!

At last.

There is still a small half pot of skin shrimp left.

There are also some sea urchins and starfish that are not sold.

There are also a lot fewer customers in front of the stalls.

Just when everyone thought it couldn’t be sold.

Suddenly, a mother and daughter came over.

The woman looked to be about fifty years old, wearing a gold necklace and a gold bracelet, and she looked very wealthy.

Walking next to her was her daughter, who was more than two years old.

“Boom! This is a distinguished guest! ”

Seeing this, Huang Lei and He Yuan both stood up.

“Eh…”

“You’re not that star!”

“I know you! Duoduo Dad! And also… Teacher He? ”

The woman was surprised.

The mother and daughter came over, and only after approaching did they recognize Huang Lei and the others, and they were just surprised, and did not show much excitement, her eyes swept over several people, and they didn’t know each other…….

“Xiao Wan, we met a big star today!” The woman laughed.

“Mom! Let’s go, people are recording the show. ”

The girl whispered.

She definitely knew Huang Lei and them, a little nervous, and still avoiding the camera.

“Huh! Your seafood is not expensive! ”

The woman glanced at the price tag.

Peng Peng hurriedly said: “Yes, Auntie, we have just caught these seafood in the morning, it is very fresh, and the price is lower than the market price, you can look at it and buy some.” ”

The woman looked at the girl: “Little bowl, or shall we buy all these seafood?” ”

The girl’s embarrassed face turned red: “Mom! Buy it quickly, and leave after buying! ”

She was very nervous, especially after looking at Du Jing, who was sitting behind, her eyes quickly dodged.

The woman waved her hand: “Guy, I have all these seafood included.” ”

“Okay Auntie!”

Seeing the woman so happy, Pengpeng’s face blossomed with joy.

But just as he was packing seafood, the woman also noticed Du Jing sitting in the back: “Huh? This guy is so handsome and a little familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere…”

As soon as she heard this, the girl’s heart skipped a beat.

“Mom, don’t talk, I’m begging you!!”

The girl’s voice was like a mosquito buzzing, and she couldn’t wait to find a crack to drill down immediately.

“Oh, I remembered!! Du Jing! Your name is Du Jing, right? ”

The woman suddenly realized: “Oops! My little bowl likes you! I said how to look familiar to you, Xiao Wan’s room wall is pasted with your posters, my family Xiao Wan is crazy with you all day, you can’t die! ”

Girl: “…….”

Her hair was covered with black lines, and her body froze.

See the girl’s expression.

The audience burst into laughter.

“Hahahaha.”

“It turns out that this girl is a fan of Du Jing.”

“I said how she just saw Du Jing’s strange expression.”

“Hahaha, it’s okay to be crazy about Du Jing all day.”

“Sheshe’s dead.” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

“Ask for a girl’s psychological shadow area ~~ (dog head)”

The girl covered her face and wanted to hit the wall in embarrassment.

Then.

Du Jing came over with a smile: “In this way, Auntie, I’ll help you install it.” ”

“Eh, no, no, no…”

The woman said: “Can you take a picture with my family Xiaowan, she likes you.” ”

Du Jing smiled and said, “Okay, no problem.” ”

“Xiao Wan, come quickly!”

Saying that, the woman was stunned and pulled the girl over.

The girl stood beside Du Jing, a stiff smile on her face.

Click——

A picture was taken.

The girl quickly walked next to the woman, she was confused the whole time, and her brain was blank.

“Auntie, your seafood.”

Du Jing handed the woman the good seafood.

The woman took the seafood, as if thinking of something, and said, “Do you have a girlfriend, young man?” ”

“What?”

Du Jing was stunned.

Didn’t wait for him to speak…….

The woman said again: “Young man, my family Xiaowan doesn’t have a boyfriend, she is not bad!” Look at the appearance, the water spirit is watery, and the aunt told you that the aunt’s family is very rich, there are more than a dozen farms alone, and a large coconut grove is planted! Selling coconuts every year can sell for a lot of money, and you will definitely not lose money if you marry Xiao Wan. ”

Du Jing: “…….”

Girl: “…….”

“Poof—”

“Hahaha.”

“This aunt wants Du Jing to be a son-in-law.”

“Let this prince of the entertainment industry be a son-in-law??”

The audience burst into laughter.

That girl was originally just a social death, and now she died directly in place!

Huang Lei was still on the side: “Auntie, your vision is so good, our Du Jing is not only handsome, but also can act, and can sing, be your son-in-law!” ”

“Really?”

The woman was surprised: “I can sing and act, eh, my aunt likes to listen to songs.” ”

Du Jing exclaimed: “Teacher Huang, don’t joke with me.” ”

“Hahaha.”

Huang Lei watched the play with a smile on the side.

The woman said: “Young man like this, or you sing a few words to the aunt, if it sounds good, the aunt will leave you a Xiaowan’s contact information, you chat in private, you married us Xiaowan, definitely better than being a star!” ”

“Mom!! Stop it! ”

The girl’s face was red to her neck, and she had never felt so embarrassed!

Just take a picture, the more you say, the more excessive!

Her mother doesn’t know Du Jing’s identity background, she knows! She really wanted to hit the wall.

“Wonderful!”

“I really didn’t expect to sell seafood and see a big drama.”

“The famous scene has been!”

The audience is watching the play.

Du Jing was silent for a moment.

This aunt, it’s so interesting!!

But well…

Singing two songs is indeed possible!

Du Jing originally wanted to find an opportunity to push a very important song, but he didn’t expect that under this mistake, the opportunity came.

“Ahem . . .”

Du Jing cleared his throat.

“Du Jing really wants to sing?”

Everyone also came to the spirit.

Du Jing: “The life of love and hate entanglement, the persistent belief in the heart exists for you, no matter how far the road is, it can’t be blocked, and once again has a temperature without distance…”

A few words were sung a cappella times.

The melody is good, the sound is magnetic.

“Sounds good.”

Tang Yan and Chen Yu looked at each other.

Although Du Jing only sang a few words, this melody is very top!

Du Jing smiled: “Auntie, after I finish singing, there is no need to add contact information, thank you for buying our seafood~”

The aunt was surprised: “Young man, you sing so well, what kind of song, Auntie will search and listen to it when she goes back.” ”

Du Jing smiled: “New song, haven’t been released yet.” ”

Listening to this, the audience was agitated.

“Lying groove, Du Jing is going to release a new song again?”

“To be honest, this sentence sounds really good!”

“And this lyrics are very unique!”

“It’s over, my curiosity has been hooked.”

“I always feel that Du Jing is brewing something.”

This song is called “Life and Love”.

It is the theme song of “Immortal Sword III” in the previous life.

It is also the theme song of all movies under the “Xian Xia Universe” constructed in Du Jing’s mind.

That’s right…….

Du Jing wants to label this song as “exclusive to fairy tales”!

So now these two sentences of a cappella are just warm-up, and they need to arouse the audience’s curiosity about this song, and the big move is still to come~~

“Guy, you really don’t add Xiao Wan’s contact information?”

The woman is not dead yet.

Du Jing said with a smile: “Auntie, we are recording the show, we really can’t add it.” ”

The woman sighed: “Harm! It’s a pity young man, you missed a good marriage. ”

Saying that, he turned around and left with the girl.

After the mother and daughter left, everyone was finally able to let go of laughter.

“Hahaha.”

“Du Jing, you can be regarded as having met an opponent today.”

“This aunt is talking too funny.”

Today’s out…

It’s really too funny!

It’s okay to let Du Jing, the prince of the entertainment industry, be a son-in-law!

“Okay, the seafood is sold out, collect it and go back to the mushroom house!”

“Close!”

…….。