Music System in a Cultivation World: What the F*ck

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when i woke up, i could taste blood in my mouth. i looked out the window. it was evening.

d*mn it. junior brother should've gone easy on me.

i stood from my bed and froze when i noticed somebody staring me from the shadows- it was junior brother.

"haha," i awkwardly put my hand on my head. "what are you doing here, junior brother?"

junior brother looked aggrieved for some reason. hey, man. i'm the one who should be aggrieved. you f*cking punched me in the face!

"you've changed, senior brother," junior brother said, jabbing a finger to my face from his spot across the room. "you used to be so powerful. but now you aren't even able to withstand a punch! were you making fun of me with that dancing earlier?!? i don't find it funny, senior brother."

junior brother and i stared at each other. i was speechless while junior brother was angry.

<points: twenty-one. system has taken it upon itself to activate 'random shuffle'. random shuffle has been activated. congrats *throws confetti*, you've unlocked "the little mermaid's 'kiss the girl'">

f*ck you, system. i'm straight, okay? @@