My Aunt is Three and a Half Years Old. She Holds a Milk Bottle and Tells Fortunes. the Whole Interne

Chapter 496 The child was an accident

The guests' boats all moved. It seemed that they had mastered the skills of rowing. Only then did Hu Zhengguo put away his binoculars.

He raised the big speaker on the speedboat operating table and said loudly: "It's hard to row a boat, isn't it? As a director, I can't bear to see you working so hard! If there are guests who really don't want to row, you can use my points to redeem the speedboat. Ride coupon. First-time discount, 200 points for full ticket, half ticket for children, 100 points, you can make a reservation!"

That "oh" tone is obviously imitating Mianmian.

 But Mianmian is a child under four years old, with a milky voice. If you use this tone of voice, everyone will just think that the child is cute. Hu Zhengguo is a big man with a mustache, and it is really unbearable for people to talk like this.

 The most important thing is the price of taking a submarine!

Some viewers made a comparison table based on the market prices of seafood, and found that in fact, in terms of food, the price given by the program team is equivalent to one yuan per point. Treasures like pearls have depreciated in value, and a white pearl is only worth 20 points.

If we look at the market value of the speedboat ride, then the ticket price is 200 yuan for a person, 100 yuan for a child, and it can only be used for 45 minutes! The fares at scenic spots are not so scary. Hu Zhengguo is so brave!

 Because of the terrible ticket price, Hu Zhengguo shouted for a long time, but no guest raised his hand to say he wanted to sit down.

 Gu Youyou was discussing with Mianmian with a small horn: "Mianmian, do you want to take a speedboat? Mom said she wanted to bargain with Director Hu! Do you know what bargaining is?"

Mianmian also turned her little hand into a small speaker and replied: "Hagging means pushing the price down. 200 per person is too expensive! Then let's bargain together, and if we succeed, we can take the speedboat!"

On the other side, Xiao Bailong was whispering: "Mianmian, if you want to sit, I can give you points."

Little Bailong's voice was extremely soft and he looked shy, which made Situ Zha glance at Xiao Bailong out of the corner of his eye with disgust.

 The little cute kids are talking and the adults are rowing hard.

Hu Zhengguo, holding a loudspeaker, spoke again: "I heard it. You said you want to bargain with me? You can't bargain with the fixed price! So buy early and enjoy it early. Don't sit down until you have run out of energy in the middle of the row. It won't be worthwhile. !”

These words directly suppressed the guest’s desire to bargain.

Hu Yingying discussed with Hu Xiaohong: "It's very tiring rowing, why don't we buy tickets?"

Hu Xiaohong didn't want to buy a ticket, but couldn't say it directly, so she said tactfully: "Sister, we don't have enough points. If we buy a ticket, for 350 points, we will owe the director more than 100. I don't know if there is food on the island yet. We are behind What to eat?”

This is also true.

The points are not much in the first place, but if you take the speed boat, you will be in debt. That island is said to appear only after a period of time when the sea water is low. Who knows what is going on on the island?

Hu Yingying lowered her head in aggrieved manner and continued rowing.

 She has been pampered since she became a star. Where has she ever done such physical work? Her arms had to keep swinging while rowing, and her arms were so sore just now. Will she be fine tomorrow if she continues rowing?

So we still have to blame Hu Yaoyao. Why did he provoke Su Mianmian so hard? He also invited Hu Xiaohong, a naughty kid, to come over and said that he could help. How could he help? It’s all a disservice to everyone!

We Yingying are just too tired. It’s not sister Xiaohong who is rowing the boat. Sister Xiaohong can’t understand her sister. ]

[Who said that? Sister Xiaohong is obviously very considerate and thinks about things very comprehensively. ]

　　[It’s all Hu Jiajun, don’t quarrel! ]

When Hu Jiajun was arguing in Hu Yingying's live broadcast room, the boat on Mianmian's side happened to be equal to that of Yang Xian and Xiaobailong.

Mianmian asked Xiao Bailong: "What did you say just now? I saw that you seemed to be talking, but you were a little far away and couldn't hear you."

Xiao Bailong whispered: "I said, Mianmian wants to take the speedboat and I will buy the ticket."

After hearing this, Mianmian said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, if you want to sit with Yang Xian, that's fine. When Charlie gets tired later, I will switch rowing with Charlie. We will not get tired if we take turns rowing." " On the screen of the live broadcast room, Mianmian's milky voice said that she wanted to trade rowing with Charlie, which reached the ears of the audience.

Hu Jiajun, who had been bickering in their own live broadcast room, heard this and vented their anger on Mianmian.

　　[Laughing to death, a three-year-old wants to row a boat? Do not make jokes. ]

  [Didn’t Su Mianmian say that he took the pill that sealed the ability? Still have the strength to row? It is indeed fake. ]

Director Hu said he was going to crack down on counterfeiting, and he also invited outside support. Are they the two people standing next to Director Hu? ]

 In the barrage of the audience, small boats and speedboats maintained a harmonious speed and slowly advanced on the sea, at a very slow speed.

 Human-powered rowing requires physical strength, and even the strong Yang Xian cannot row continuously for an hour. After 20 minutes, everyone was tired. Especially Hu Yingying, who was covered in sweat and all her makeup was gone.

 She was really tired and her lips were turning white.

　　　[My God, this is really frustrating. ]

　　[We are all covered in sweat and our faces are pale. Why is this happening? ]

  [I think it’s better to take a speedboat, and you can still earn points. ]

The live broadcast room started to be one-sided again, saying that Hu Xiaohong really didn't understand the sister who was rowing.

 At this time, Mianmian had already changed hands with Charlie.

Charlie actually didn’t want to tire Mianmian, but he couldn’t bear it and kept staring at him with big watery eyes. He also raised his little hands to ensure that she could definitely row, saying that she was often trained like this by her mother in the mountains.

There is no other way, Charlie can only hand the oar into Mianmian's hands.

The tall man with blond hair and blue face can rest now. The cute little breasted dumpling sitting at the other end is holding the oar with his fleshy little hands and rowing hard.

 The rowing posture is very standard, and it looks like he has experienced many battles.

“You said your mother trained you, is it true?” Charlie felt incredible. “You are only so young, three years old. Did you start training when you were two years old?”

 Charlie’s family is also a big business, but because the United States does not ban guns. In order to give his children the ability to survive, Charlie's grandfather also began to train his grandchildren from an early age.

 But no matter what, the results of training cannot be seen until the age of five. How could it start at the age of two?

 Charlie asked this question very well. The audience was actually very curious about Mianmian’s childhood experience.

Ordinary people and Taoist people are different, but a three-and-a-half-year-old child knows so many things, how can it not be shocking?

“That, that.” Mianmian answered Charlie while rowing the boat, “Mom said Mianmian is a little genius, and a genius should be like a genius, starving his body and working his muscles, otherwise he will not be able to bear the responsibilities that a genius needs to bear.”

“Mianmian can walk very steadily at the age of one, so she has been running up and down the mountain. There is also a lake on the mountain. When mom and dad are drinking, Mianmian is in charge of rafting.”

  [Pfft hahaha, what kind of joyful scene is this? My sister-in-law's mother and father are boating, and my 2-year-old sister-in-law is in charge of rowing? ]

  [Parents are true love, children are accidents? ]

The audience was shocked by the scene described by Mianmian and laughed non-stop.

 (End of this chapter)