My Aunt is Three and a Half Years Old. She Holds a Milk Bottle and Tells Fortunes. the Whole Interne

Chapter 538 My sister-in-law’s eyes are gleaming

The popularity of the two topics made netizens rush to the live broadcast room.

Whether it is the topic of Xuanwu or Sun Wukong, they are all related to Mianmian.

　　[First time here, I heard you can see my childhood boyfriend? ]

[Newcomers, you will be disappointed. My aunt has already said that now you can’t see the male god, you can only see the male god’s stick. ]

　　　[How do I feel about the male god’s stick...I won’t say the rest. My aunt is still young, so people who understand will understand. ]

  The anchor is a child, and veteran drivers are afraid to drive.

"Okay, you said you want to stay in Huaguo Mountain, then you can play in Huaguo Mountain for two days, but don't let the little monkeys fight, the little monkeys are all injured." Mianmian was still talking to the golden hoop. , "Also, people nowadays are also very fragile. You can't just let people hold you, they will be crushed by you. If you do something bad, Mianmian will send you to the bottom of the sea."

When Mianmian spoke, the golden cudgel kept shaking her body, as if an awkward child was saying: Don't listen, don't listen, Monk Tang is reciting sutras.

"If you don't agree, then Mianmian will have to come and take you away. You can't be allowed to stay in Huaguo Mountain by yourself." Seeing that the golden cudgel was not cooperating, Mianmian looked serious.

The golden cudgel stopped swinging, and this time it was suspended sideways in mid-air. It shook twice as if it was nodding.

 Finally, the golden cudgel was solved, and Mianmian had to comfort two little monkeys who became disappointed after listening to her words.

"Goudan, Tietou, don't be sad." Mianmian's voice was gentle, "Everyone... no, every little monkey is born with its own mission. The mission of you two is to maintain the harmony of the monkeys and maintain the Huaguo Mountain. environment, and then grow up and have fun. Just like Mianmian, she also wants to be Sun Wukong, but Mianmian cannot be Sun Wukong, and Mianmian is also very sad."

　　[Oh my god, is my sister-in-law’s dream to be Sun Wukong? Ha ha ha ha. ]

  No, if the Golden Cudgel listens to my sister-in-law, will my sister-in-law really be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong? ]

　　[Your imagination is a bit too big, don’t let me start imagining that Sun Wukong is giving us a live broadcast now. ]

Mianmian was a little nervous when she saw someone guessing that she was Sun Wukong on the bullet screen.

She could indeed pick up the golden cudgel, but she only learned how to use a sword on the mountain, not a stick. However, I thought that she could pick up all the weapons in the armory, but I also felt that she was not.

 The weapons just like her better!

Mianmian nodded, confirming his idea.

“Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.” The two little monkeys suddenly spoke together.

After hearing this, Mianmian nodded: "Yes, yes, you still have the task of waiting for the real king of Huaguo Mountain to appear, your Monkey King."

She clenched her fists solemnly and said with bright eyes, "Mianmian will also wait together. Mianmian likes the Great Sage the most."

 The two little monkeys imitated Mianmian’s gesture, clenching their hands into fists and nodding very vigorously.

　　　[Speaking of idols, my sister-in-law’s eyes gleamed. ]

[Have you seen it? When you like someone, whether it’s a human or a monkey, your eyes really shine! ]

I still need time to digest the fact that I was really made of mud, so where is the reincarnation of our Empress Nuwa? Can I ask her to pinch me again? ]

Things have almost been settled, and the monkeys have promised not to fight again.

Mianmian called out the ID of the destined person: "Well, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, the monkeys fighting has something to do with Mianmian, so Mianmian should return the fortune-telling money this time to you, and you can use your collected money. Send it to Mianmian in private."

The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain pointed the camera at himself, with a simple and honest face: "Well, if you say that, I won't be polite. It's not easy to win once. If the monkeys don't fight, can I, can I change the content of the fortune telling? ?”

This request is not too much, so Mianmian agreed.

While agreeing, she also did not forget to explain to the audience in the live broadcast room that the monkeys were quarreling because she did not manage the golden hoop properly, so she changed the fortune telling content for the destined person this time.

　　Everyone typed to express understanding.

"I, my new fortune-telling content, want to calculate when I can get married." The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was very embarrassed, "My family has been urging me for a long time, and I have been on blind dates many times, but it has no effect. "

 This is easy to calculate. Mianmian looked at the face of the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and said with a smile, "You will be single this month. Your fate is already on the way."

The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was stunned: "Leaving singles so quickly? I always thought I was slow to get married. It doesn't look like me to be singled out in a month. Can my aunt be more careful? Let me be prepared."

"Be careful?" Mianmian looked at the golden cudgel inside, and then looked at the two little monkeys sitting on the ground. "Be careful, your fate will meet you in Huaguo Mountain, be careful." It’s not surprising enough!”

The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was stunned for a moment.

 His fate will meet him in Huaguoshan? Why? Did the subject meet him when he came to climb the mountain?

But Mianmian had already said that if he knew more carefully, there would be no surprise, and the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was too embarrassed to ask.

“Thank you, grandma, I’m looking forward to the surprise.” He smiled and hung up the live broadcast.

 The affairs of the three destined people have been settled. Mianmian stretched out on the bed, with a little fleshy belly exposed under his short-sleeved pajamas.

 She quickly straightened her posture and looked at the camera: "Today's lucky ones have finished smoking. Mianmian has nothing to do, so I can chat with you."

As soon as he said he could chat, Su Chenjin's deep voice came from beside him: "Sister-in-law, it's time for lunch. It's already 1 p.m."

Mianmian looked at the time on the live broadcast tablet and found that it was really 1 o'clock, so she had to apologize to the audience: "Sorry, Mianmian didn't check the time. Mianmian has to go to dinner now, so the live broadcast will be turned off first!"

Although the live broadcast here is turned off, the live broadcast room of the program team is still open.

 While Mianmian was eating, he kept live streaming simultaneously.

  The little breast dumplings ate so deliciously that the audience who moved to the scene said they were hungry again.

Suddenly the live broadcast screen flashed, and another stranger appeared at the dining table where the Su family was eating with Mianmian.

"Give me something to eat." As soon as this man appeared, he gave orders very rudely.

Mianmian was not angry either, and asked in a coquettish voice: "Uncle Xuanwu, what do you want to eat? Mianmian asks Chef Gao to cook it for you."

Xuanwu suddenly reported a lot of retro dish names, such as dried white meat, golden dumplings, and so on.

Mianmian listened to the name, recited it word for word, and then said: "These dishes have new names. Uncle Xuanwu, please write them down. Only if you ask others to help you cook in the future can someone make them, otherwise the names will be too old." , they don’t know what Uncle Xuanwu is talking about.”

“You mean to say that I am old?”

 (End of this chapter)