My Charming Wife

"Man, I feel like I've been insulted. I have to go back." When they were moving the first box, Chen Feng said.

I was stunned and smiled. "How are you going to humiliate them?"

"I'm thinking, I'll tell you when I think about it."

"Come on, don't you dare tell me you've been hurt by me once. I don't want to have a second chance."

"You think I'm all right? "You've already been hit twice, and you still want to be a laborer?"

"My hand is still injured. It's not the same. "Oh right, what's in the box?" The box looked huge, and I thought it was heavy, but it wasn't heavy, not even ten kilos, and it wasn't food or anything like that, because the food was all set up and all around the tables on the stage.

"Clothes." Chen Feng said, "Some strange clothes."

"What for?"

"A masquerade party. Can't you see that there are eight loudspeakers hanging on the stage?" Chen Feng glanced at the stage over, and then turned back and said: "Oh yes, I can't see CEO today, she did not participate in this event, I heard that she went on a business trip."

Could it really be Ling Wei? She was also on a business trip, so when I thought about it, I immediately asked, "Where do you want to go on a business trip? Is it abroad? "

Chen Feng shook his head, then revealed an ambiguous smile: "You can ask the boss of the administrative department, Ye Linglong, or ask the boss of Enterprise Department, You Xiaoping, this You Xiaoping is also one of the eight great beauties, a divorced young married woman, and has left since the start of last year's wedding. Oh, there's a small rumor that she and Ye Linglong became like water and fire, and they both dislike each other, but no one knows the reason, heh!"

"How do you know so much?" Both of us are newbies, and both of them are in Sales Planning Department. I don't know anything about the Eight Trigrams Trail, but this guy knows everything, so I feel a little unbalanced in my heart.

"Enough, Lingtong is here!" After Chen Feng finished speaking, he left quickly.

I looked around and sure enough, I saw Ling Qian not far away from us on the left. She was carrying a bag of stuff and walked into a tent. I need to catch up and tell Chen Feng, didn't he want to humiliate Ling Qian back? Tonight,'s tent would allow them to proceed, releasing the rats, releasing the snakes and the like, scaring this decadent world to death.

and I finished carrying the boxes within the time limit set by Ling Qian, and when we returned to the tent, we were already extremely tired.

"Sigh, fellow brother, I think we should open our hearts and talk with the Lingtong. Let's have a peaceful negotiation." Chen Feng said.

I quickly said, "You should save some time. Let's see what kind of fate we have here: living in a second-hand house, driving a second-hand car, marrying a second-hand woman, doing many jobs and getting a salary. Why are we negotiating with Ling Qian? Ling Qian ignored you. She just needed to use Ferrari to directly kill you and negotiate peace with you. You're crazy, you might as well think of a way to kneel down and admit your wrongs and beg her to be magnanimous and let go of you like a dog. "

Chen Feng said with a sullen face, "Isn't that even more humiliating?"

"Or do you think?" There's one more thing I didn't tell Chen Feng. According to Ling Qian's personality, crying for mercy would definitely be useless.

"Chen Xi, Chen Feng, come out, the meal is starting!" A voice shouted from outside, it was Ning Ning's voice.

When Chen Feng and I walked out, Ning Ning had already disappeared. We quickly walked to the side of the stage and looked around. The seats were almost all occupied, there were only a few left in Sales Planning Department. I walked towards one of them, but was snatched away by Chen Feng first. I walked towards the rest, feeling depressed that they were all a step too slow, and were snatched away by my colleagues who arrived at the same time as me …

Heavens, why am I so unlucky?

I looked around, my gaze sweeping past Chen Feng, only to realise that he was secretly laughing, while Ning Ning who was beside me had a bitter face pointed me in a direction. I looked in the direction of her finger, wanting to faint. The only empty seat was actually Ling Qian's table, and it was right beside him. What was even more terrifying was that Ling Qian was currently smiling sinisterly at me, as if to say: Come over here, see if I won't crush you to death or not.

After hesitating for a few seconds, I mustered the courage to walk over and gracefully sat beside Ling Qian. Since she's already here, I don't think she'll let me down in front of so many people. But I have to say, I was wrong. This decadent god is probably not satisfied with me yet I can still act gracefully. She is most happy to see the pain on my face. The more I suffer, the happier she is.

Ling Qian said sternly: "The announcement states that we will meet at 7 o'clock, yet you are late. Do you have time to think about it?"

I explained, "Lingtong, how can I have the time to look at the public when I do manual labor?"

"This is your personal problem. You should be punished if you are late. Just eat standing!"

I thought for a moment, then pointed at Chen Feng who was still laughing secretly next door: "He was late with me." If there's trouble, then let's take it. Who asked him to harm me first, and he even mocked me.

"Reporting for meritorious service, but the meritorious service will not be enough. We still have to stand." Ling Qian pointed at Chen Feng, "And you, get up."

Hearing Ling Qian's words from the other side of the room, those colleagues who knew what had happened all looked at Chen Feng and me in schadenfreude. The bunch of office rogues didn't have the slightest bit of sympathy for Chen Feng. It is ironic that the person who spends the longest time with him in the office, face to face with him, shoulder to shoulder with him, working, eating, drinking, and having fun with him, always wants to die. When it was their turn to force me to return, I took joy in their misfortune. There must be a chance, I felt that the Qingtian Group was a place filled with smoke and miasma.

Instead of crying, I smiled and ate without dying.

I forked a few pieces of ham and stuffed a few pieces of bread fiercely into my mouth. In the end, Ling Qian became dissatisfied with me again, "Did you reincarnate as a hungry ghost in your previous life? Can you please pay a little attention to your manners? "

I argued, "Lingtong, the announcement doesn't specify how much you want to eat, right?"

Ling Qian's eyes widened, she was about to put it away when her phone suddenly rang. She looked at the caller ID, then chose to leave and answer the call. I immediately ate quickly. After finishing my meal, I took a few beers and returned to my tent. It was already half an hour before I was called out again. I could hear the music. It was a very soft dance music. And the one who called me out, was Chen Feng. He brought out two sets of clothes, and handed one of them to me, then he entered the tent to change first.

Three minutes later, Chen Feng finished changing and walked out. It was actually Spider-Man's clothes, and the mask was on Sun Wukong's face.

Chen Feng also laughed sinisterly: "Bro, yours is not much better."

"Is that so?" I looked at the clothes in my hands. I was in a cassock and my mask was Tang Monk.

Three minutes later, I became a monk. Looking at my dressing, I was speechless. However, it was clear that I did not have any choice, or I would not wear it. As a result, after Ling Qian found out, she would not hesitate to kill me.

"Hey, look, Don."

"That's right. Haha, so funny, haha."

Not long after we walked out of the tent, I heard the laughter of two beauties dressed in snow-white fairy robes. I wanted to avoid them, but when I thought about it, no one knew who I was while wearing a mask, so I changed my mind and walked towards them. I clasped my hands together and said, "Greetings elder sisters, this humble one greets you!"

"Greetings Mage." One of the beauties pointed out to me, "Your disciples are over there!"

The two fairies looked at each other, and squeezed out two words at the same time, "Go … "RUN."

With that one sentence, they fled as if they were fleeing. I finally realized that if I were to be humiliated or humiliated, I would have to retaliate immediately. In the end, the one who would go mad would be the other party. Enduring silently is never a brilliant way to deal with it, because people often see your tolerance as the capital to continue to attack you.

I walked on until I reached the front of the stage, where a crowd of men and women in all sorts of costumes was gathered. Spider-Man, Batman, Zombie, Witch, and all sorts of other monsters and gods were gathered. In any case, I began to feel that this wasn't a waste of money, but rather an interesting gathering. We were both wearing masks and didn't know each other, so we could play rogue to our heart's content.

If he was lucky enough to hook up with a beauty who slept alone in a tent, how wonderful would that be?

As I thought about it, my eyes gradually lit up, and I began to search my surroundings for prey that I could catch sight of. In the end, I found a white-bone man in a dress at the left corner of the stage. She was tall and elegant, and I guessed her face wasn't that bad.

It was her!

After figuring out the opening words, I started walking over. Halfway there, a sharp and ear-piercing sound of flying wheat rang out. Then a female voice said, "Ladies and gentlemen, there are no rules for the fraternity tonight. There are only two things you need to pay attention to. First, he couldn't take off the other party's mask. Second, he couldn't act like a hooligan, and he had to show that he was close to acting like one. Because the other party is most likely your boss, haha. "

The sound disappeared and the music changed to ballroom dancing. Many people couldn't help but recognize their partners and began to dance. I felt such hatred in my heart that I actually lost sight of the White Bone Spirit. After walking around for a few rounds, I was finally able to find it in the crowd, but there were so many people that I couldn't enter, so I could only foolishly wait outside. When all those people had left, I mustered my courage to walk over and say, "Hello, White Bone Spirit."

She was stunned, clearly wanting to laugh at my attire, but she held back. "Hello, Monk Tang, is there something you need?" Her voice was very thin, so she had to listen carefully.

"I want to invite you to dance."

She finally smiled. "There are already five people who have separately invited me, and I've rejected all of them. Do you think you can be the next one?"

"Well, what is the reason?" Test me!

I thought about it and said, "The reason is that I am Tang Xuanzang, and only Tang Xuanzang has ever rejected people. No one can reject Tang Xuanzang, right?" I have a disciple who is very powerful. If you reject me, I will accept you. " I pointed at the night sky. "There is someone above me. Jade King Emperor, Buddha."