My Charming Wife

As I watched the time, I paid attention to Ling Qian and gradually fell asleep. For a moment, almost, she fell again. As for Ling Qian, although she didn't know whether that decaying god was real or fake, she still hadn't woken up in such a long time, and was depressed to death.

I cursed her as I forced myself to keep watching.

Around 3 o'clock, this pervert started to move out. When the couple started to work, Ling Qian finally woke up. She looked around first, then checked her clothes. Her pants were on, and she must have been confused. She patted her head and thought for two minutes before leaving.

As she walked away, I quickly jumped down from the tree and followed her. To my bewilderment, she went in the direction of my tent. Could he have noticed something? I didn't want to think about it, so I went on and on, cold sweat pouring out of me again.

In my heart, there was nothing I could do but to watch as Ling Qian unzipped the tent and peeked inside. At that time, I was so nervous that I wanted to die.

Seeing that I'm not here, Ling Qian revealed a thoughtful expression, then walked back in my direction. Without thinking about it, I turned and fled towards the stage, hiding in a corner of the stage to keep watch. Ling Qian was like a ghost. Just as she was about to leave, she suddenly changed her mind and floated towards the direction of where I was hiding.

I can imagine, Ling Qian must have already discovered something.

Hiding was not an option. He had to solve the problem as soon as possible.

I looked around, and when I saw the case of beer beneath my feet, I made a quick decision. I ran over to open a few bottles of beer and spilled them on the ground. I gulped down one and then lay on the ground like a corpse. The only thing I could think of was this stupid trick, which misled Ling Qian into thinking that I was drunk. If that was the case, then I wouldn't be able to do anything, which meant that what happened to her didn't have anything to do with me.

Listening to the footsteps getting closer, I started to say some messy drunk words, "Do you want to drink or not? "You're such a bad alcoholic, all the men in the world have lost face because of you."

Ling Qian stopped and walked over. Looking down, she recognized me and said, "Oh, I'm drunk!"

I followed her words and said, "Can't you drink? Who are you? What business of yours is it? "

Ling Qian laughed: "I'm your mother."

"F * * k off, my mom is playing with my dad at home!" I didn't dare to raise my head. Drunk was easy to disguise. It was fine to control my movements and voice, but my eyes couldn't disguise it. If I didn't look at her, there was nothing I could do.

Ling Qian continued to laugh, her laughter becoming more cruel: "Then do you recognize me? Do you know who I am? "

"Why should I know you? Why do you need to know who you are? "Don't disturb me. Scram. As far as your thoughts are concerned, you can scram. As fast as the speed of light is fast, you can scram." Ling Qian kicked me in pain, I did not dare resist, instead, I suffered a loss and foolishly asked, "Why did you kick me?"

Ling Qian did not answer, but squatted down and rummaged through my pockets roughly. I knew she wanted to check my phone. This decaying god is indeed not an ordinary clever one. Fortunately, I have already uninstalled WeChat, otherwise, I would have to die from this low level mistake.

She didn't help me put the phone back in my pocket, but simply threw it down. I don't know if it was her poor eyesight or the poor quality of my phone, but it hit an empty bottle and fell apart, and she said, "Oh, this has nothing to do with me. It was your own clumsiness."

"Why are you looking through my things? "Oh, I know, you're a thief." I stood up shakily and shouted, "Someone, there's a thief! Come out and catch him!"

"No thief, I am Ling Qian." Ling Qian pointed at me, "This scoundrel molested me."

Following Ling Qian's accusation, four to five men rushed forward eagerly and threw themselves at me, punching and kicking at each other.

After Ling Qian walked a distance, those office thugs were still untiringly attacking me. I quickly fished out two of them and stood up while cursing loudly, "Have you kicked it enough? How can you be rude to me when I'm so drunk? "Idiot."

After cursing, I picked up the empty wine bottle from the ground and smashed it on them.

Desperately, I picked up the phone and returned to the tent. Those office hooligans kicked me a whole seven or eight times. Fortunately, my lower leg wasn't that heavy, and my vital parts were protected by me so I wasn't injured, only my butt was hurting a bit. It was my cell phone that was the most wronged. I couldn't even turn it on after I put it back on.

After finding a set of clean clothes to bathe in, he took out a beige shirt from Chen Feng's bag and tied his legs up with it. Then, he went to sleep …

When he woke up the next day, it was already noon. Chen Feng was gone. However, that son of a bitch stuck me with the shirt I stuck him in last night.

I laughed as I unbuttoned my shirt and sat up to stretch my muscles. Thankfully, I didn't find anything seriously wrong with my body. I just felt weak all over, my butt still hurt, and my waist also hurt a little.

I listened, and heard the noise outside, music, singing, applause. He walked out and saw that there was actually a performance spectator. It was a professional acting company that was probably hired. Hehe, these days, there isn't any charity acting for you either. It's a pity that I don't like it, I just want to return home and look for Ning Ning's figure in the crowd. Once I find him, I'll go straight to the point: "Ning Ning, my body isn't feeling very well, can I leave first?"

Ning Ning said with a concerned expression, "What's wrong? "What's wrong with you?"

I had already thought of an excuse. "I feel a little disgusted and want to vomit. I probably ate the wrong thing."

"Just wait, I'll go ask Lingtong right now." Ning Ning ran away quickly. He was depressed and still had to apply to Ling Qian.

I waited there for about five minutes before Ning Ning came running back. She wore a shirt and ran up and down the road with the meatball bouncing up and down in front of her chest. I hadn't paid much attention to her before, and now I can see that the original size was attractive.

When we got closer, Ning Ning told me with a helpless tone that she had no other choice. Ling Qian wanted me to personally apply, saying that I have to be the one to do all these for a small matter, what am I going to use it for? Ling Qian was obviously trying to cause trouble, if it was someone else, she would have just waved her hand and died.

When I found Ling Qian who was watching the performance on stage, I went straight to the point: "Lingtong, I'm not feeling very well, I want to go home and rest first, is that okay?"

"What's wrong with you? I think you're very comfortable, you didn't even mess around with your words. " Ling Qian looked at me with an extremely aggressive gaze, and said with a cold tone. "Remember?"

"Last night?" I pretended to think about it and shook my head. "I don't remember!" This is the biggest loss I've ever suffered in my life. I don't remember it's my fault, but I have to admit it.

"Oh, last night I had a dream about wandering around the lake." Ling Qian pointed in a direction, "It's right by the lake over there. During this time, I met a fighter jet amongst the bastards, who do you think it is?"

Ling Qian was testing me, trying to provoke me with her words. But I didn't let her succeed, so I calmly asked: "Who is it?"

"Why should I tell you? You want to go first? Speak of your business and speak of yours. You really spout a lot of nonsense. " You're the one who's blabbering so much nonsense. I'll agree, but in the end, it was still my fault. "Scram. Don't disturb me when I'm watching the performance."

I despised her and turned back to my tent to pack.

I took the bus back to the city center. As soon as I got off the bus, I found a phone shop and fixed my phone. I finally know why I won one hundred and fifty yuan yesterday when I had some godly help. So my cell phone is going to be broken, how can I be so unlucky?

After going home and lying down for a few hours, I called Lin Dingyang to ask him to treat me to a meal at a roadside stall. This bastard was really swift and decisive. However, when I told him what happened to Nine Suns Lake, he was laughing so hard that I stabbed him a few times.

"I'm already unlucky enough, and you still want to add insult to injury, what bro."

"Alright, it's really funny." Lin Dingyang continued to laugh a few more times before stopping and changing the topic, "Actually, I think this is a good opportunity."

"Yeah, let her fall in love with you online." Lin Dingyang smiled ambiguously, "With your conditions, the chances of success are very high. I'm not flattering you, how good are you, you can hold a pen to control a loli, you can make a wife on a martial arts bed, you can bully your own body, and you can raise your butt to meet all these people. If you can get ahold of such a strong woman, you'll be able to shine like chickens and dogs in the sky. "

I kicked him again. "What lousy metaphor are you talking about? The point is that I am not as despicable and shameless as you, and who can bear her malicious temper? "

"Didn't you say that she was very intelligent, gentle and considerate on the internet? Dude, the cruelest thing in the world is not not not to meet the one you love, but to miss the one you meet! So, I think you should seize on this and let her become the object of your outburst, and then the object of some kind of liquid emission, and finally it is. " Seeing that I had the urge to beat him up, Lin Dingyang tactfully closed his stinky mouth.

After that, Lin Dingyang did not continue to talk about Ling Qian with me. I did not want to talk about Ling Qian, and I still could not accept that they were the same person. Around ten o'clock, Lin Dingyang picked up a phone and hurriedly left. However, he had faithfully left me three hundred yuan. What I want to hit him with is this bastard asking me to pay for it.