My Charming Wife

Well, that's not true.

But I have to admit, I had actually forgotten about it. Especially when I saw Fang Liqun using a three point technique, how could I even think about other things? In short, I made the mistake and had to admit it. Furthermore, He Lingshan's blaming for caring for me: "Sorry, I promise I won't do it the next time."

"You just don't feel at ease. Oh right, what rank did Fang Liqun take?"

I hastily said, "Second place was originally first place. I don't know what kind of accident happened."

He Lingshan laughed: "Haha, don't think it's strange, she has always had accidents, she is born with a second life. I have known her for a long time and have seen her participate in quite a few competitions, but I have never seen her get first place, it's like she's been cursed."

I was surprised. "Is that true?"

"Did Sis lie to you?"

I thought for a moment. I really didn't expect it.

"Where's Fang Liqun? I'll talk to her. "

"He didn't come out." I looked behind me and immediately changed my words. "No, I just happened to come out. Wait a moment." I quickly went over to give the phone to Fang Liqun and said, "It's my sister."

Fang Liqun flung her hair and brushed past my face, and a burst of fragrance wafted into my nose. My phone was already right beside her ear, and she chatted with He Lingshan for two minutes, talking as they walked, until they arrived at the parking lot. Only then did she hang up the phone and give it back to me.

"What did my sister say to you?" I asked as we got into the car and drove off.

Fang Liqun gave me a fake smile: "Does it have anything to do with you? Just drive your car properly, and men don't gossip so much. "

No need for this, I just saved your life, okay? Of course she can't say this, but I won't say it, Fang Liqun started to say it again, she said that He Lingshan wanted her to treat me to a meal, in return for thanking him, and I said politely: "No need, right?"

"Ha, you think so too? I think so too. Long live understanding. "

Completely speechless, why is this woman like Ling Qian? No, she was better at playing tricks than Ling Qian. Ling Qian had directly stomped her into hell, while she was the first to cause others to float in the air, before ruthlessly stepping into hell.

Seeing that I didn't say anything, Fang Liqun said again, "That's enough, don't look like you want to cry. I'm just teasing you.

"Of course."

Fang Liqun blinked her eyes and said: "But you can only eat KFC, and you have to lend me your car for a day, no problem?"

"Of course I'm fine with it." My heart is in pain, I was wrong just now, she should have given me the space before falling to the ground, waiting for you to feel desperate, but just before you fell to your death, she suddenly continued to rise higher, almost to heaven, she thought she would arrive, but in fact she started to fall again, you think she will continue to rise, but she did not, she just directly fell to hell, such a woman needs to be far away from you.

Fang Liqun no longer spoke, and carefully appreciated her prize. I really wanted to ask her about the White Cloud Community, but when I thought about how she scolded me just now but was unable to say anything, by the time I found a good way to open my mouth, I had already reached KFC.

We ate in KFC for twenty minutes, and I didn't eat much. I didn't like high-calorie food. Fang Liqun didn't seem to be too picky about food, rather, she seemed to like eating. As she ate, he held onto her phone and watched the news, after which she bought a large cup of cola and took it away …

After getting on the car, Fang Liqun placed the cola on the secret compartment in the middle and asked: "Where are you going?"

I thought for a while. "There's no place to go. I'll go home!"

"Where do you live?" After I said that, Fang Liqun said, "Get out of the car, I know the place, I will drive you there, and then drive away."

After a while, Fang Liqun and I swapped seats.

Fang Liqun drove for a while and then turned into a quiet street, almost reaching my place. She drank a cola as she drove. Although the small street was very quiet, although the speed was very slow, but in the end, an accident happened. Just below my house, on the street, a child suddenly ran out, Fang Liqun braked and did not hit the child, but the cola still splashed onto her clothes, causing her to become wet. I laughed out at that time …

Fang Liqun was depressed: "Laughing, and you're smiling, you're not human at all."

I continued to laugh. "Haha, who told you to be so careless when driving? That's the type of person that the roadside killer is talking about. How could it happen if you were more focused? He's cheated himself. Serves him right. "

Fang Liqun rolled her eyes, opened the window and threw the cola cup out, then used a tissue to wipe her chest. I wanted so much to wipe it off for her, but I obviously didn't have that chance. She wiped it off herself a few times and said, "I can't, do you have a bellows? "Lend it to me."

"I do have a windpipe, but I'll take it down for you. Is the electricity in this car different?"

Fang Liqun glared and said: "Idiot, I'll go to your house, I'll leave in a while."

"You don't want it?"

"Cut the crap, get off."

I got off the car, so did Fang Liqun. She picked up the cola cup and threw it into the distance, then walked back to me and said: "I'm very civilized. Let's go, quickly lead the way. I'm in a hurry."

I brought Fang Liqun and quickly arrived at the doorstep of the house. I discovered that there was a piece of paper on the lock of the door, and it said: Chen Xi, immediately call me and apologize, or I will let you know what it means to sacrifice your strength …

It was a note from Ling Qian, she should have already found the condom in the car, why didn't she call me directly instead of coming to my house to paste a note? I don't understand.

"Who is this?" Who did you offend? They all came looking for us, it's pretty cute. " Fang Liqun was very happy, she revealed a smile and tore off the slip of paper to examine it, "I was not mistaken, it seems to be the Lingtong's handwriting." Fang Liqun looked at me with a smile that was not a smile, "Chen Xi, don't tell me that you are really Lingtong, I know … "Yeah, I'll doubt your relationship. This isn't a threat, it's a fight."

"Don't misunderstand, it's not what you think." But, I don't even know what it was like. Could it be that he wanted to tell her that I left several condoms in Ling Qian's car? Obviously not.

"Do you know what I think? You know what? Hah, I had actually underestimated you, but Lingtong is truly ruthless, look, the locks on the door are all broken by you. "

I took a glance at it, it's true, I didn't see the slip of paper earlier, I only saw the slip of paper when Fang Liqun was tearing the slip of paper, I didn't pay attention to it, I really broke it now! Speechless, you still want me to apologize and break my lock, you are truly a lunatic.

Let's not talk anymore. This has nothing to do with me.

I pushed the door open, but as soon as I did, I was stunned to see condoms strewn all over the floor. There were all kinds of signs, and they were so colorful that I estimated there to be a thousand of them. No, more than that, because there were beds, sofas, TV sets, tables, everywhere. I am speechless, this is the method Ling Qian uses to exact her revenge, is there really a need for that? Don't you think it's a waste of money? The key was that she, a woman, had the nerve to buy so many condoms? It would be strange if people didn't think she was a prostitute.

"Hahahaha, Chen Xi, is this a condom processing plant? This is too funny, it's so funny! " Fang Liqun laughed out loud, then took out her phone to take a few pictures, "I want to share this with He Lingshan, it's too funny, hahahaha."

I wanted to snatch the phone and delete the piece, but Fang Liqun was already prepared. I said, "Do you need to go that far? "Hurry up and delete it."

"Keep dreaming, I told He Lingshan that she has a brother who runs a condom factory. If she needs it in the future, she can take it from you. With that, Fang Liqun realised that he said the wrong thing and immediately changed the topic, "I have no time to take care of your matters, hurry up and give me Windman."

I took out the bellows and gave it to her. She immediately found a socket to plug it in and blew on it, about 3 minutes later she said to me, "It's my first time going to the condom processing plant, haha, I'm so happy. I'm going, enjoy yourself.

Fang Liqun laughed and left. I thought for a while, then with unwillingness in my heart, I rushed out the door and shouted: "Fang Liqun, you said that you can use it if you want? "I have no one to welcome. Let's use it together."

Fang Liqun turned around and looked at me. With a red face, she turned around and immediately ran into the stairwell.

Of course, I was very willing to use it with Fang Liqun, especially if it was a very wonderful thing to have when you use it together.

Back in the house, I started to clean up. I didn't hate Ling Qian, because I played with her using condoms first, and got tricked by her in the end. Furthermore, Ling Qian still has a conscience, knowing that she left a box for me, I reckon that through that box, all these condoms were brought here, and the funny thing is that it was a box for the TV.

Halfway through, his phone rang. It was He Lingshan.

There's no need to think about it, he will definitely make fun of me.

After I accepted it, sure enough, He Lingshan laughed for a long time before saying, "Little brother, why are you guys so funny? Haha, Lingtong can still do that, but I still have to tell you, other than work, don't get too close to her. Let's do it like this, die, hahahahaha. "

It took me over an hour to pack all the condoms into the box. When I was sealing the box, I saw another slip of paper at the side of the box: Chen Xi, this box cost me a lot of money.

To be honest, I'm a little regretful that I messed with Ling Qian. Only that little bit of pleasure I had then, and afterwards, there will be endless trouble that I'll have to pay for. Besides, I don't even know how to handle this box. How many years would it take? It's a pity to throw it away, it's also a big box. I'm a little suspicious if Ling Qian hired someone to carry it, otherwise, how would a woman like her be able to carry it? And the lock, even if he had the tools, Ling Qian would probably not even smash it.

He could only call Lin Dingyang: "Bro, there's something good. I went to the shopping mall today to get a TV, I wanted to give it to you as a reward, I was planning to send it over to you, but unfortunately, my door is open and I don't dare to go out casually. The model and number of the lock is …

Lin Dingyang said: "I'm busy, I don't want to go out."

"A television, a liquid crystal, very expensive." Actually, it wasn't a liquid crystal.

"I'm not free."

"I've broken the lock. If you don't come, I won't be able to go out tomorrow. Hurry, that's all."

After hanging up, I breathed a sigh of relief and lit a cigarette.