My Corpse is Bohemian

The sky was getting dark, and Zhao Kaihe, who went out to look for Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan, hadn't come back, and the foreigners were already clamoring: "Hey, guys, are our ingredients ready? It's almost 7 o'clock, we haven't eaten yet. ."

Zhong Rui glanced at the people around him, then took out his mobile phone and called Zhao Kaihe. The call ended in less than 2 minutes.

"How?" Chihuahua asked.

Zhong Rui's expression remained unchanged: "Cheng Dan broke his leg, and Brother Zhao carries her back to rush back. It will probably take dozens of minutes."

"Where's Zhang Yinjie? Isn't Cheng Dan his girlfriend? How could Brother Zhao carry her back?" Tai Chu had no affection for this person.

"Zhang Yinjie's eyes were stung by a wild bee, making it inconvenient to move."

"Hahaha, deserve it." Chihuahua and Tai Chu couldn't help laughing.

But then they pushed hard again. They agreed to deliver the ingredients at 7 o'clock, and now they have to postpone it. Those foreigners won't think they are looking for an excuse to delay deliberately, right?

Just thinking about this, Joey walked over with two companions and smiled: "Let's get the spoils."

Zhong Rui hesitated: "I'm sorry, we had a little accident here, please wait a few more minutes."

"I said you guys," said a **** man on Joey's left, dissatisfied, "Can you be more relaxed? Procrastinate, just like girls."

Tang Weilan, the only woman present, stepped forward and said aggressively: "What's wrong with the girls? The girls can't be happy? Let you wait for a while and you'll be fine, why is there so much nonsense? I heard about your game. , relying on your rich experience to bully a group of newbies, you are too embarrassed to show off!"

Tang Weiran's E accent was strong, and the foreigners were stunned when they heard it, but she was stunned by her aura.

Zhong Rui and others secretly gave this handsome sister a thumbs up.

Joey laughed and said: "The beauty is right, we are too impatient, so wait a while, I believe you people from Z country are still very honest."

While they were talking, a sound of rubbing leaves came from the forest. Everyone followed the sound and saw two figures slowly appearing in their sight.

"An Bu, Jian Ningxuan, you..." The voice suddenly stopped, Zhong Rui stared at them blankly, forgetting the words for a while.

Jian Ningxuan held a folding bucket in one hand, a tree branch in the other, a large bag on his shoulders, a string of wild vegetables hanging from his waist, and a pair of mosquito repellent grass in his hat. style.

An Bu is also similar to him, from head to toe, returning home full of rewards.

She glanced around the camp and asked, "Where's Brother Zhao?"

"Brother Zhao has gone to pick up Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan, and he will be back later." Zhong Rui and the others kept looking at the ingredients they collected.

"Haha, it seems that you have already prepared the ingredients. You did a good job." Joey walked up to Jian Ningxuan with a smile on his face, and was quite satisfied with the ingredients they collected.

An Bu looked at Zhong Rui: "How is your harvest?"

Zhong Rui pointed to the ground: "It's all here."

An Bu said: "Let's keep these for ourselves. We have prepared the ingredients for foreigners."

Zhong Rui and the others said in amazement, "Have you prepared all the ingredients for 11 of them?"

Anbu smiled and nodded.

Joey didn't understand the Z text, and thought they were counting the ingredients and planned to give them to them together, but saw An Bu took off the pocket tied to Jian Ningxuan's backpack and handed it to him: "This is a bet you won."

Joey took the pocket suspiciously, found that the weight was quite heavy, put it on the ground, opened the pocket and looked inside, his face immediately became strange. His companions also came over to take a look curiously, but without exception, the "flower face turned pale".

"Rats?" The **** stared at An Bu in disbelief, "You actually gave us a bag of mice?"

"This is a mountain rat. It's rich in nutrients and delicious. It's about a pound each, which should be enough to pay your bet." The rope trap set up by An Bu was originally intended to catch rabbits, but he caught it More than a dozen mountain rats came out to forage in groups.

"No, no, we don't eat mice!" Several foreigners waved their hands again and again, their faces full of disgust, as if they had seen something terrible.

"Are you sure you don't?" Seeing their firm attitude, An Bu took a pocket from the other side of Jian Ningxuan's backpack and handed it over, "What about this? Do you want it?"

This pocket holds all kinds of insects, and they are more accepting of incompetence. Strictly speaking, these people are only extreme sports players, not wild survival masters. Every time they go camping, they prepare enough compressed food or buy it locally. The reason why they let the Z people help them find the ingredients is just to have some fun. For non-mainstream ingredients such as mountain mice and insects, most people do not dare to speak.

An Bu said lightly: "These are all good ingredients. If you don't want them, the remaining wild vegetables, berries, fish and shrimp will not be enough."

Joey turned around and discussed with several of his companions, and finally said, "OK, we only need wild vegetables, berries, fish and shrimp, no matter how many, you have completed the bet."

Zhong Rui and the others said "Yeah" at the same time, with happy expressions on their faces.

An Bu looked at them regretfully: Do you know that you lost 100 million?

She didn't say much, and gathered the wild vegetables, fish and shrimp they collected with Zhong Rui and the others, and handed them all over to the group of foreigners.

Jian Ningxuan sat silently beside An Bu, watching her make a fire and boil water.

An Bu glanced at him and joked, "Your fish is gone."

Jian Ningxuan had a "unhappy baby" expression on her face.

An Bu comforted: "It's okay, I'll make something more delicious than fish."

Jian Ningxuan: Be nice and wait to eat...

Anbu found a flat stone from nearby, cleaned it, and baked it by the fire. Then he took out a few mountain mice from the sack on the ground, took a knife, and went to the river to deal with it properly until she came back. At that time, Zhao Kaihe, Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan all came back, and they also brought back some wild vegetables and berries.

Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan went out for a walk casually, but one had a swollen face and the other had a leg cramped, which was quite miserable. At this time, they no longer had the arrogance they had before, and their heads were drooping in apathy.

An Bu and Zhao Kaihe said hello, then flattened the processed mountain rat meat, placed it on the hot stone slab, and then began to clean the insects.

Others in the camp were not idle either, they were busy cooking. Their ingredients are handed over to foreigners, and they can only eat compressed food.

"Hey, Anbu." Tang Weilan came over, holding a bag of dried vegetables and a few packets of seasonings, and discussed, "Can I taste your food later? I'll use this instead."

An Bu said with a smile: "You don't need to change, just eat whatever you want. The ingredients collected today belong to everyone, you can come and eat as long as you want."

"Thank you then. However, you should keep these things, maybe they will be useful." Tang Weilan still stuffed the things in his hands to An Bu.

"Okay, thank you." An Bu noticed that there were several kinds of seasonings that Tang Weilan sent, and they were really useful, so he stopped rejecting them.

At this time, the mountain rat meat was half-cooked, and Anbu turned it over a few times with a knife, smeared it with sesame oil, and continued to bake. The cleaned insects are then skewered on wooden skewers and placed on a homemade grill.

The mountain rat meat was roasted back and forth between the hot slate and firewood, and the skin was gradually browned and oily. At the same time, the insects on the wooden stick were also roasted, but few people dared to eat them.

Tang Weilan was fearless, took a bunch of them from An Bu's hand, bit one without hesitation, and chewed it with a bang, bang bang bang, seeing everyone's chrysanthemums tightening, secretly praised a real man.

Jian Ningxuan hesitated for a long time, and finally gave up the challenge of this insect meat.

Anbu cut the roasted mountain rat meat into strips with a knife, skewered them one by one, and fed them to the hungry cat owner.

Jian Ningxuan was not opposed to mountain rat meat, and he ate his mouth full of oil, radiating brilliance. When many people saw this scene, they couldn't sit still and came over to beg for food. After overcoming the initial psychological hurdle, the crowd couldn't stop talking about mountain rat meat, and some of them even ate a few roasted insects.

Not far away, foreigners who were tinkering with wild vegetables and compressed food smelled the strong fragrance and couldn't help but look here frequently.

In this environment, the delicious barbecue is simply irresistible.

Looking at the string of roasted mountain rat meat that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, Joey couldn't help regretting that the big kangaroo meat originally belonged to them! They obviously won the bet, why are they the ones who are the ones who are aggrieved in the end? Now there is absolutely no joy that a winner should have, okay?

They had lost the face of the people of Z country before, and they would be embarrassed to brush their faces in the past, and could only watch them enjoy the barbecue feast beautifully.

An Bu was very busy, he handled the remaining mountain rats one by one, roasted them, loaded them, and fed them. The meat she gave to the cat owner was cut neatly, and other people didn't get such good treatment, so they could only tear it up by themselves.

This is the difference between a domestic cat with a shovel and a wild cat without a shovel.

After the mountain rat meat was eaten, An Bu made a pot of soup with wild vegetables and berries brought back by Zhao Kaihe to neutralize the greasy.

After eating a big game of wild game, the relationship between the people became a lot closer, and they chatted from all over the world. Only Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan were ignored, and they were pitifully nestled in the corner.

Snapped! Chihuahua suddenly slapped himself, a mosquito died under his palm, and a red envelope appeared on his face.

"Tsk, there are so many mosquitoes in the wild." Tai Chu stretched out his arm, "Look, I've been bitten several times too."

"It doesn't work if you use mosquito repellent, these guys are all fine." Chihuahua looked at the others, and they all had red envelopes left by mosquitoes more or less, especially Zhang Yinjie was the worst.

Immediately, his eyes fell on Jian Ningxuan and An Bu, who were far away from everyone, and found a strange phenomenon. Close to Jian Ningxuan, there are mosquitoes in groups, and close to Anbu, there is not a single mosquito. The two are clearly leaning on each other, but the mosquito's goal is very clear. What is even more strange is that Jian Ningxuan, who was caught by the mosquito, did not have a single mosquito. Traces of bites.

If he got a little closer, he would find that there were a lot of mosquitoes lying on the ground on Jian Ningxuan's side, all stunned by the heat. Mosquitoes chased the light and heat, but Jian Ningxuan's body temperature was too high, and the mosquitoes couldn't stand it, so he came with an insect repellent buff. An Bu is the opposite of Jian Ningxuan. She has no body temperature, no breathing, no sweat, no **** smell, and no active elements that make mosquitoes sense her, so she ignores her most of the time.

Chihuahua didn't think deeply about the visions on Jian Ningxuan and An Bu, but secretly envied them and stopped paying attention.

The crowd continued to chat until nine o'clock, and their interest was still unabated. Zhao Kaihe had to interrupt: "Tomorrow, we plan to go to Chunshui River for snorkeling training. Everyone go to bed early, so that you can keep your spirits up for tomorrow's activities."

Everyone complied with one sound, and dispersed without a word, and returned to their tents.

The next day, the group of foreigners still set out one step ahead of the others, and their destination was also Chunshui River, and they were also snorkeling.

This time, the two sides have settled down a lot, without provocation, without causing trouble, and maintaining a proper distance in a peaceful manner.

However, An Bu was very energetic, because Zhong Rui's dead energy was today, and there were only six or seven hours left at most. During this time, she planned to follow him closely.

"What are you looking at?" Jian Ningxuan couldn't help but ask when An Bu was staring at the man named "Zhong Rui". It's not jealous, it's just pure curiosity, because he is confident in the **** shoveling officer's love for him, and those ordinary (stupid) people (stupid) vulgar (human) children (kinds) outside can't get into her eyes at all.

"This big corpse figured it out, this person has a **** disaster today." An Bu solemnly asserted.

Originally it was just a joke, but Jian Ningxuan's reaction was unexpected.

"So, are you ready to save people again?" This sentence was fluently spoken, and his gaze towards An Bu was also extremely deep.

An Bu is shocked.jpg: The cat owner can't be so smart!

"If you have to do it, I'll help you." Although she didn't quite understand it, Jian Ningxuan was willing to share with her. Happiness was like this, but so was danger. Instead of letting her avoid her sight and act alone, it is better to let her live where she can see and live without any scruples.

An Bu usually hugged Jian Ningxuan, raised his head and smiled, "Mr. Jian, you are so considerate."

Jian Ningxuan had a natural expression on her face.

"However, Mr. Jian, how much has your survival skills lit up?" An Bu said seriously, "This corpse can go to heaven and go to hell, turning clouds with his left hand, rain with his right hand, and is omnipotent. If you want to help me , at least learn the most important one!"

Jian Ningxuan: "Which one?"

"Man, work, breathe, breathe!"